Bender needs an upgrade when a new robot makes him feel obsolete.
Don't mind me.
I'm just saving you the troubleof throwing me away.
Spleesh! Mell out, Bender.
Come watch some TV.
( grunting )
I can't; I'm stuck in the can.
Well, ask Robot 1-Xto pull you out.
Why can't you accept his help?
I hate him!
But he's just a tool
to make your life easier.
Like a socket wrenchor a burglar's kit.
I can't ask forhis help because...
( whispering ):I'm scared of him.
( cracking up )
Well, then, there'sonly one solution.
You need an upgradeto make you
compatible with Robot1-X's new technology.
( gasping ):An upgrade?!
But I thought we all agreedI was perfect!
Fry, didn't we agreeI was perfect?
Oh, yeah, no,you're pretty perfect.
So, you do thinkI need an upgrade.
Yes, for God's sakes, yes!
Fine. I'll be backin a few days.
( weak moans )
( worried muttering )
( jungle drums beating )
( cymbal banging )
( gagging )
Who are youand why should I care?
Side A: We're a communityof outdated robots
who refused to upgradeand came here;
Side B: ...to livea simpler existence
free of technology.
A working cartridge unit?
Wow, you guys went obsoleteyears ago.
What Cartridge Unit means
is the very thingsthat make us obsolete
also make us unique.
I, for example, need to keeprefilling my water wheel
or I'll power down forever.
( creaks )
Oh, God,I'll never make it this time!
This is the end!
Anyway, we like it here.
Like you have a choice.
So what's your problem?
Oh, great.Now I remember that word,
but I forgot my wife's face.
Oh, God, no!I want to live!
( water splashing )
If you'd like,you're welcometo join our society.
Look, no offense,
but I need technology
especially e-mailand snowmobiles
how will I knowwhat's buzz-worthy?
Why would you want to watch TV
when you can watch a snail crawlfor hours on end?
That's the dumbest thingI've ever heard.