CC Presents: Sean Cullen

  • 04/28/2002

SEAN CULLEN>> HELLO.

HELLO, DYLAN.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

HELLO.

(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

YOU, SIR.

HELLO, MA'AM.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED

ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SEAN CULLEN.

HELLO.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.

A GIANT MAN.

YOU'RE HUGE, AREN'T YOU?

YOU ARE WELL OVER 18 FEET TALL.

I'D LIKE TO CLIMB UP YOU

ONE DAY.

(LAUGHTER)

MESS WITH YOUR HAIR.

THAT MIGHT BE FUN.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY NOT?

HEY, I'M SEAN CULLEN.

IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

YOU LOOK LOVELY, MA'AM.

BRILLIANT.

YOU LOOK LOVELY MA'AM.

BOTH OF YOUR HAIRS BEAUTIFULLY

TURNED OUT.

YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF GOOD WORK

THERE.

IT'S NICE BUT HOW COULD I REACH

OUT TO YOU?

HOW COULD I TOUCH YOU?

HOW COULD I FEEL YOU?

HOW COULD I KNOW YOU

WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON?

HOW COULD I DO IT?

WELL, I THINK THROUGH SONG.

♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)

♪ WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW

♪ I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN

♪ HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ CLAP YOUR HANDS

♪ IF YOU WANT TO

♪ ACTUALLY STOP

♪ IT'S DISTRACTING

♪ HEY, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE

♪ LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ DRINK SOME BEER,

♪ DRINK SOME WINE

♪ BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU

♪ BEER OR WINE

♪ THEY JUST GIVE

♪ YOU CLEAR LIQUIDS

♪ AND BROWN LIQUIDS

♪ HEY, IT'S TIME

♪ TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ I HOPE YOU DO

♪ WITH THE GIANT MAN

♪ OR MAYBE THE WOMEN

♪ WITH THE LOVELY HAIR

♪ HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN

♪ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE

♪ LIKE A DWARF AS I HIT YOU

♪ WITH LITTLE PIECES OF CORN?

♪ ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THAT

♪ LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT

♪ IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG SHOW

♪ THIS IS MY MOMENT

♪ YES, THIS IS THE TIME

♪ THIS IS THE HOUR

♪ PERHAPS BEFORE THE SHOW

♪ I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A SHOWER

♪ BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW

♪ I'M CRUSTY,

♪ LET'S GET ON WITH IT

♪ THIS IS MY SHOW

♪ THIS IS MY NIGHT

♪ PLEASE LET'S NOT FIGHT

♪ EACH OTHER OR ANIMALS

♪ THAT WE FIND IN THE STREETS

♪ THIS IS MY SHOW ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YES.

LOVE YOU.

HELLO.

FOR HAPPENING FOR ME.

WE RECENTLY HAD A BABY

AND WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT

THAT.

(APPLAUSE)

OH, WELL, THANK YOU.

IT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY SO.

HE'S A LOVELY BABY.

PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK YOU ONE THING

WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.

"HOW MUCH DOES IT WEIGH?"

HOW MUCH DID HE WEIGH?"

"WHAT'S THE WEIGHT OF THE

CHILD?"

THEY ASK.

IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE THEY NEVER

ASK YOU ANYTHING ELSE.

THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY OF

THE OTHER DIMENSIONS OF THE

BABY, YOU KNOW.

THEY DON'T SAY, "HOW MUCH VOLUME

DOES HE DISPLACE?

THIS CHILD."

"HE DISPLACES 2.5 CUBIC LITERS

AND WE'RE VERY PROUD.

VERY PROUD OF IT."

WE HAVE THIS LOVELY BABY.

THE THING YOU HAVE TO DO

WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY IS

TO MAKE SURE THE HOUSE IS SAFE.

HE'S STARTING TO MOVE AROUND

NOW.

SO, THE HOUSE HAS TO BE

COMPLETELY SAFE.

NOTHING DANGEROUS.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HARD

YOU TRY TO MAKE THE HOUSE SAFE,

YOU KNOW, HE WILL FIND THE

DANGEROUS THING AND STICK IT

INTO HIMSELF SOME HOW, YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE SITTING THERE GOING,

"WE CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE

BUT I SEEM TO REMEMBER

A SMALL NEEDLE, ALMOST INVISIBLE

TO THE HUMAN EYE.

IT WAS IN THE CARPET SOMEWHERE

WAY OVER THERE.

AND THEN TEN SECONDS LATER,

"OH IT'S IN HIS FACE, OH!"

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT--

FOR ME IT'S ALL ABOUT BREAKING

DOWN WALLS AND BUILDING BRIDGES.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT,

YOU KNOW?

SO, I WROTE THIS SONG AND I HOPE

IT SPEAKS TO YOU TONIGHT.

♪ THERE WAS A WOMAN

♪ WHO LIVED ALONE

♪ NOBODY CALLED HER

♪ ON THE TELEPHONE

♪ SHE WENT INTO THE WOODS

♪ ONE DAY

♪ SHE FOUND A YOUNG CHIMP

♪ WHO HAD GONE ASTRAY

♪ SHE TOOK THAT

♪ LITTLE PRIMATE HOME

♪ SO SHE WOULDN'T

♪ HAVE TO BE ALONE

♪ THEY SPENT

♪ THE WINTER TOGETHER

♪ WARM IN THEIR LOVE

♪ DESPITE THE HARSHNESS

♪ OF THE WINTER WEATHER

♪ THE CHIMP AND THE WOMAN

♪ LIVING TOGETHER

♪ IN A HOUSE OF STONE

♪ THE CHIMP AND THE WOMAN

♪ THEY MADE THIS HOUSE A HOME

♪ THE CHIMP AND THE WOMAN

♪ WERE HAPPY THEY'RE HERE

♪ THE CHIMP WAS SAFE

♪ THE WOMAN

♪ HAD FOUND A FRIEND

♪ BUT THE TOWNSFOLK

♪ HEARD OF THIS BIZARRE AFFAIR

♪ THEY SAID, "HOW CAN SHE LOVE

♪ A CREATURE THAT IS

♪ COVERED WITH HAIR?"

♪ THEY CAME

♪ WITH AXES AND TORCHES

♪ THEY BURNED HER

♪ FRONT AND BACK PORCHES

♪ THEY KICKED IN THE DOOR

♪ SHOUTING "DEATH TO THE

♪ CHIMP-LOVING WHORE"

♪ BUT SHE WAS GONE

♪ NO ONE KNEW WHERE THEY WENT

♪ YEARS WENT BY

♪ AND THE WORLD SPUN AROUND

♪ THEN ONE DAY

♪ A STRANGE CREATURE

♪ WALKED INTO TOWN

♪ IT CAME IN FROM THE WILD

♪ IT WAS HALF HUMAN,

♪ HALF CHIMP HYBRID CHILD

♪ AND IT SAID

♪ "I AM A CHIMPY-CHILD

♪ ON WHOM FORTUNE HAD SMILED

♪ IF WE COULD LIVE IN PEACE

♪ THEN ALL HATRED WOULD CEASE

♪ IF WE COULD LIVE WITH LOVE

♪ WITH THE BLESSINGS

♪ FROM UP ABOVE

♪ IF WE COULD JUST HOLD HANDS

♪ MAYBE THEN

♪ WE WOULD UNDERSTAND

♪ AND THE PEOPLE,

♪ THE PEOPLE,

♪ THEY BEAT HIM TO DEATH

♪ WITH A ROCK ♪

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I LOVE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

YOU GO TO THE MOVIES, SIR?

YOU'RE A GIANT MAN.

DO THEY LET YOU IN?

YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE MOVIES

RIGHT NOW ARE THESE ENGLISH

GANGSTER MOVIES THAT WERE OUT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE "SEXY BEAST"

OR "SNATCH" OR, UH, YOU KNOW,

"LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING

BARRELS."

YOU KNOW?

FANTASTIC MOVIES, BECAUSE

THERE'S ALWAYS A TOUGH GUY...

A REALLY SCARY TOUGH GUY IN ALL

OF THESE FILMS, AND HE'S ALWAYS

THIS COCKNEY GUY.

AND, YOU KNOW, HE'LL KILL YOU

FOR NO REASON AT ALL,

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THERE,

STANDING ON GROUND, YOU WILL BE

KILLED.

"WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH,

YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING?

I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT

SOMETHING, MATE.

I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

MY FIST RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.

I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR FACE.

I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR FACE

WITH A KNIFE.

THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT A

SPOON, I'M GOING TO CUT IT WITH

THAT.

I'M GOING TO CUT IT AND

I'M GOING TO SAY, "WELL, THAT'S

A SPOON."

I'LL SAY, TOO BAD."

(LAUGHTER)

"I'VE CUT YOU WITH IT.

I'VE CUT YOU WITH A SPOON.

HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

NOT VERY GOOD I BET.

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU SO BADLY.

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP.

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU.

I'M GOING TO KICK YOU.

HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I'M GOING TO PULL OUT YOUR EYES.

AND I'M GOING TO PUT 'EM IN MY

POCKETS.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT

MY CHANGE.

HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGE IN

THERE.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO

LIKE IT."

I THINK I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

ALONE.

AND I SHOULD GO OUT MORE.

I LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

I LIKE THREATENING PEOPLE

THAT I DON'T KNOW.

LIKE, YOU SIR.

YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOVELY WOMAN

HERE WITH YOU.

BUT YOU EVER BEEN LONELY, SIR?

HAVE YOU BEEN SAD?

♪ (GUITAR PLAYING)

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO'S BEEN

SAD.

I'VE GOT THIS ADVICE FOR YOU.

♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE

♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

♪ SITTING ALL ALONE

♪ WAITING FOR THE PHONE

♪ THE WORLD SEEMS SO UNFAIR

♪ NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE

♪ WHEN YOUR DREAMS

♪ ARE RIPPED AND TORN

♪ YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN PORN

♪ THANK YOU FOR THE PORN

♪ THOUGH OTHER FOLKS MAY SCORN

♪ THE CONSTANT MINDLESS SEX

♪ AND THE CRUDE

♪ SPECIAL EFFECTS

♪ IT GETS YOU THROUGH THE DAY

♪ WHETHER BI OR STRAIGHT

♪ OR GAY

♪ WHEN YOU WISH

♪ YOU WERE NEVER BORN

♪ YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN PORN

♪ WHEN THE NIGHT IS LONG

♪ EVERYTHING SEEMS WRONG

♪ YOUR LOVE IS ON A SHELF

♪ YOU'RE FORCED

♪ TO TOUCH YOURSELF

♪ REACH FOR YOUR OLD FRIEND

♪ THE PLEASURES NEVER END

♪ AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND

♪ IT'S A FRIEND YOU CAN REWIND

♪ THANK YOU FOR THE PORN

♪ PORNIE, PORNIE, PORN

♪ PORNIE, PORNIE, PORN

♪ PORNIE, PORNIE PORN

♪ PORN-EE, PORN-O, PORN-EYE

♪ PORNIDDYLY, NIDDLY NAR

♪ PORNIDDLY NIM, NIM, NIM, NIM

♪ PORNNIBBLY, NABBLY, NOO

♪ YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN PORN

♪ YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN PORN

♪ YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN...

♪ PORN ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU DO HAVE A FRIEND IN PORN.

SEAN CULLEN>> THE OTHER KIND OF

MOVIE I LOVE IS THE JAMES BOND

FILMS.

I LOVE JAMES BOND.

SEAN CONNERY IS THE BEST

JAMES BOND OF ALL.

IS HE NOT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I AGREE.

I AGREE WITH YOU.

HE'S AN INCREDIBLE MAN.

NOW, UH, I LOVE THE JAMES BOND

MOVIES BECAUSE THE AMAZING

MUSIC.

INCREDIBLE THEMES.

AND ONLY THE FINEST PERFORMERS

GET A CHANCE TO DO A JAMES BOND

THEME.

PEOPLE LIKE, UH, TOM JONES.

PEOPLE LIKE--

YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO LOVE

TOM JONES.

TOM JONES--

TINA TURNER.

YEAH, SHE'S AWESOME.

A-HA!

ONLY THE GREATEST BANDS GET A

CHANCE TO DO A JAMES BOND THEME.

IT'S SAD BECAUSE SO MANY

BRILLIANT PERFORMERS HAVE NEVER

DONE ONE.

PEOPLE LIKE NEIL YOUNG.

♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)

♪ JAMES BOND

♪ WITH YOUR FANCY WOMEN

♪ WHO ARE YOU FOOLIN'?

♪ NOBODY

♪ I LIKE FARMS ♪

YOU KNOW, HE THROWS IN THE FARM

IN THERE.

WEIRD.

NEVER DONE ONE.

REM WILL NEVER DO ONE.

♪ HEY, JAMES BOND,

♪ YOU'VE GOT A GUN

♪ YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE

♪ OW!

♪ OW, THAT HURT

♪ IT REALLY HURT ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

NEVER DONE ONE.

NEVER.

PROBABLY THE SADDEST OF ALL IS

BOB DYLAN WILL NEVER DO ONE.

♪ YOU GOTTA GUN

♪ HAVIN' FUN

♪ EVERYONE

♪ WOULDN'T YOU?

♪ THERE'S A SATELLITE

♪ WITH A LASER BEAN

♪ EVERYBODY RUN

♪ EVERYBODY SCREAM

♪ WOULDN'T YOU?

♪ I KNOW I WOULD ♪

IT'S WEIRD.

THAT'S IT.

IT'S TRUE.

(WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE)

JAMES.

THERE'S NEVER GOING TO BE A

JAMES BOND THEME.

IT'S SAD.

I LOVE THE VILLAINS IN

THE JAMES BONDS FILM.

I WANT TO BE A JAMES BOND

VILLAIN.

ONE DAY.

I WENT AND BOUGHT A SUIT.

THEN I HOPE THE REST WILL COME.

YOU KNOW?

BUT THERE'S TWO PLACES THAT

NEVER HAVE A JAMES BOND VILLAIN.

THEY'RE ALWAYS FROM EASTERN

EUROPE OR SOME CREEPY ENGLISH

GUY.

THERE'S TWO PLACES THAT WOULD

NEVER HAVE A JAMES BOND VILLAIN.

ONE IS AUSTRALIA.

AUSTRALIA WOULD NEVER HAVE A

JAMES BOND VILLAIN BECAUSE OF

THE WAY THEY TALK IS WRONG

FOR EVIL, ISN'T IT?

YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY.

(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)

RIGHT, JAMES!

(LAUGHTER)

I'VE GOT AN EVIL PLAN.

WHAT I'VE DONE IS TAKEN A GIANT

CROCODILE, GOT HIM DRUNK,

AND I'VE FILLED HIM WITH KNIVES!

HOW'S THAT?"

(LAUGHTER)

THE OTHER COUNTRY THAT WILL

NEVER HAVE A JAMES BOND VILLAIN,

BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TALK,

IS IRELAND.

(IRISH ACCENT) CHRIST, JAMES,

I'VE CAPTURED YA.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

BUT I'VE GOT A SELECTION OF

BISCUITS THERE FOR YA AND SOME

TEA.

YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF

COMFORTABLE, I'LL TELL YOU ALL

ABOUT MY EVIL PLAN.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

IT'S A LOVELY, EVIL PLAN.

I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT IT

AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE

EXCELLENT.

HERE'S THE IDEA.

WHAT I'VE DONE, YOU'LL LOVE IT.

WHAT I'VE DONE IS I'VE GOT THIS

GIANT SATELLITE, RIGHT?

BUT IT'S MADE OUT OF WOOL.

IT'S LIKE A BIG, WHITE WOOLY

JUMPER, WOOLY SWEATER.

OH, IT'S LOVELY.

MY AUNT KNIT IT FOR US.

AND A BIG SATELLITE, AND, WELL,

IF YOU GET INSIDE IT,

IT'S TOASTY WARM.

I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

ON A COLD DAY, YOU SIT IN THAT

SATELLITE YOU'RE WARM AS TOAST.

YOU LOVE IT.

ANYWAY, DON'T GET IT WET,

DON'T LEAVE IT OUT IN THE RAIN

OR IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LAUNCH.

IT'S VERY HEAVY.

YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF THE GROUND.

THEN, SO, WE'VE GOT THIS

SATELLITE, AND, AH, RIGHT,

WE FILL IT, WITH VERY POOR

QUALITY CHOCOLATES.

VERY POOR QUALITY CHOCOLATES.

WAXY, CRUMBLY CHOCOLATES.

NOT NICE AT ALL.

AND WE FILL IT ALL UP.

AND THEN WE SHOOT IT INTO SPACE,

AND IT GOES AROUND THE EARTH

FOR AWHILE, AND THEN THE ORBIT

DECAYS AND IT DROPS TO EARTH

AND SMASHES ON THE GROUND

AND ALL THE CHOCOLATES BURST OUT

AND ALL THE LITTLE SCHOOL

CHILDREN COME RUNNING OVER

AND THEY PICK UP THE CHOCOLATE

AND THEY TRY THE CHOCOLATE

AND THEY GO, "MY, THAT'S A

REALLY POOR QUALITY CHOCOLATE."

(LAUGHTER)

AND SO A GENERAL MALAISE SPREADS

THROUGHOUT THE WORLD THAT BOILS.

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S MY EVIL PLAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SEAN CULLEN>> AH, YOU'VE BEEN A

LOVELY GROUP OF PEOPLE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU THREE LADIES TOGETHER.

FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM.

THIS IS DYLAN, MY ACCOMPANIST

WHO PLAYS FOR ME.

AND HE'S AVAILABLE FOR

BAR MITZVAHS AND WEDDINGS.

HE'S VERY GOOD.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I'VE TALKED TO YOU A LOT

TONIGHT.

I THINK WE'VE HAD A GOOD TIME.

HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BUT, AH...

WE'VE HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT

AND THANKS VERY MUCH.

AND, UH, YOU KNOW PEOPLE ASK ME

WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME

IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?

THEY ASK ME THAT A LOT.

I SAY, IT'S NOT JUST ONE THING

THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

SEE YOUR LAUGHING ALREADY, SIR,

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

DO YOU THINK THAT I COULDN'T

HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S IMPORTANT

TO ME?

WELL, THERE ARE THREE THINGS

ACTUALLY.

WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN.

♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOU SMELL SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA,

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW

♪ WHAT TO DO

♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO

♪ YOU'RE OUT IN THE DARKNESS

♪ IN THE BLINDING SNOW

♪ GET YOURSELF SOME WOOD

♪ MAKE SURE IT'S DRY

♪ SET IT ON FIRE

♪ AND YOU'LL GET HIGH ON

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT A FIRE

♪ YOU'RE FEELING FINE

♪ UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A CHIPMUNK

♪ GNAWING ON YOUR SPINE

♪ THERE'S JUST ONE THING

♪ A CHIPMUNK CAN'T STAND

♪ IT'S A NICE CHUNK OF CHEESE

♪ IN A MAN'S RIGHT HAND

♪ AND WOOD, CHEESE

♪ AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE

♪ SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT THAT CHIPMUNK

♪ ON THE RUN

♪ YOU CAN TAKE THAT CHEESE

♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN

♪ YOU CAN DRESS IT AS A MONKEY

♪ AND HANG IT IN A TREE

♪ AND THE CHILDREN WILL

♪ THANK YOU

♪ FOR SETTING THEM FREE

♪ FOR THE CHILDREN

♪ WILL NOT BE FREE

♪ UNTIL A LITTLE CHEESE MONKEY

♪ IS HUNG UP IN A TREE

♪ A TREE IS A CREATURE

♪ IT'S MADE OF WOOD

♪ IT'S A LEAFY TREAT

♪ AND IT LOOKS QUITE GOOD

♪ SO IF YOU FEEL BAD

♪ AND IF YOU FELL SAD

♪ GET THREE LITTLE THINGS

♪ THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GLAD

♪ GOD MADE WOOD

♪ MAN MADE CHEESE

♪ AND A WOMAN

♪ WILL MAKE CHILDREN

♪ IF YOU JUST SAY PLEASE

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE SO SWEET

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT WOOD...

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ MAKES IT SOUND SO SWEET

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ OH, HO

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ MAKING LIFE SOUND SO SWEET

♪ WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ YEAH

OW!

OW!

(LAUGHTER)

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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