In this episode, Time Magazine implies the Iraq war isn't worth the cost -- well, neither is a Ferrari, but it gets you laid. Then, the new Afghani government threatens a Christian convert with death. The Taliban offered him "chi chi." Plus, I tell former Senator and presidential candidate Gary Hart that more Democrats should follow his example and leave politics. In the future, you'll be able to inject this program directly into your eyeballs. The future is now. This is The Colbert Report.