Bogie Nights

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 06/14/1999

Jerri falls for a transfer student, but a terrible secret will keep them apart forever.

( bell rings )MAYBE NEXT TIME.

WHY ARE WE STUCKWITH THE NEW STUDENT ?

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

NICE PANTS !

BUSTED !

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL-LLLSINCE YOU WALKED IN HERE

FOR YOU TO SLIP UP.

BUT--JERRI...

IT'S OK.

PRINCIPAL BLACKMANWILL TAKE CARE OF

OUR LITTLE HANDY MAN HERE.

OH YEAH.

YOU DON'T FOOL ME, RICKY.

I KNOW ALL-LLLABOUT YOUR KIND.

YOUR NEW STUDENT EYESIMMEDIATELY GRAZE

OVER THE FIRM YOUNG FLANKSOF OUR FEMALES...

AND I WON'T HAVE IT !

CAPICHE, AMIGO ?

THERE'S NOTHINGI'D LIKE BETTER

THAN TO PUT YOU NEW STUDENTS

BACK ON THE BOATTO WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

COMPRENDES VOUS ?

YOU CAN GO NOW.

I WANT YOU TO KNOWPRINCIPAL BLACKMAN,

I'LL WORK HARD TO TRY ANDFIT IN HERE AT... FLATPOINT.

TALK YOURMONKEY ASS OFF.

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

WHATCHA DOING ?

SOMEBODY SLASHED MY TIRE.

( sighing )YEAH, I KNOW.

I DID IT.

WHY'D YOU DO THAT ?

I'VE GOT A GOOD EXCUSE...

PEER PRESSURE.

WHO PUT YOU UP TO IT ?

NOBODY.

SORRY.

LET ME HELP YOUWITH THAT.

I LIKE YOUR WHEELS...

VINTAGE ?

I LIKE 'EM OLD...

OLD AND FAST.

REALLY ?

NAME'S JERRI--

BLANK, I REMEMBER.

I BET SHERUNS SWEET.

Y'KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLYMAKE HER HUM ?

POP OUT THE BLOCK,

DROP IN A 454HOLLY FOUR BARREL,

THROW ON SOME HEADERS,

WHAT THE HELL--FUNCTIONAL HEAD SCOOP,

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'DFEEL ALL THAT POWER ?

RIGHT IN THE SEATO' YOUR PANTS.

( car approaching )

WHAT'S GOING ONHERE, JERRI ?

UH JUST UH, SLASHINGTHE NEW MEAT'S TIRES.

WAY TO GO, JERRI.

HEY WE'RE GOING OVERTO THE BRONZERY BARN,

YOU WANNA COME WITH ?

LET ME FINISH TEACHINGTHIS PUNK A LESSON.

I DON'T MEANANY OF THIS, REALLY.

I LIKE YOU A LOT.

( whimpering )

CALL ME !

( girls laughing )

HOLD IT, RIGHT THEREAT THE BORDER, MI MUCHACHO.

YOU SEE, THE LAST TIMEI CHECKED,

THIS DANCE WASN'TACCEPTING GREEN CARDS

FROM LOS ESTUDIANTES NUEVOS.

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DANCEPRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

I CAME HERETO LEAVE.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL JERRI.

RICKY !

GET OUTTA MY WAY !

I'M LEAVING FLATPOINT, JERRI.

WHAT ?!

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY DOINGTHE WRONG THINGS THE RIGHT WAY.

THAT'S FUNNY.

THAT'S WHATI ALWAYS SAY.

NO !

CLUB HIM !

YEAHHH !YEAHH !YEAHH !

GRAB HIS LEGS !GRAB HIS LEGS !

PULL HIM OVER !

GET HIM... CLUB HIM !

WAIT !

( glass shattering )

IS IT SO DIFFERENTTO BE NEW ?

AND IS IT SO STRANGETO BE DIFFERENT ?

NO, I'M NOT SAYINGTHAT NEW ISN'T BAD,

OF COURSE, IT IS.

BUT ON THISST. ARBOR'S DAY WEEK,

WE MUST REALIZETHAT THE NEW SAPLING

GROWS INTOTHE MIGHTY OLD OAK,

THAT WE CUT DOWNTO MAKE OUR NEW AXE HANDLES

WHICH IN TURN,WE USE... TO CHOP DOWN

OUR MIGHTY OLD OAKS.

RICKY...

TH-THAT WASBEAUTIFUL, JERRI.

I HEREBY DECLARE,

RICKY AND JERRI,

MASTER AND MISTRESSOF "BOGEY NIGHTS".

FIT THEM WITHTHEIR JACKETS !

( band plays )

"I LOVE MY STEP-MOTHER.

"COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

"WELL, GOTTA GODO MY HOMEWORK.

"TA-TA FOR NOW,

JERRI."

( muttering )AHH... LET'S SEE...

"DEAR REAL DIARY,

"I'M DYING INSIDE,

"AND I HATEMY STEP-MOTHER.

"I WANT TO ASK THE NEW BOYTO THE DANCE

"BUT NO ONEWOULD UNDERSTAND.

"WHAT TO DO ?

DESPERATELY YOURS, JERRI."

AHHH... IT'S BEAUTIFUL !

( whispering )Ricky ?

Ricky ?

PSSST !

RICKY !

OOH, HA HA.

DOWN WITHTHE NEW STUDENT !

BLAHH... UNGGH !

HEY JERRI !

KEEP IT DOWN,KEEP IT DOWN

FOLLOW MEAND DON'T FIGHT IT.

UM, UGH, COULD WE MAYBE,LIKE, HAVE A MINUTE ?

UGHH... ARGHH...

NO THAT WAY--

( screaming & pandemonium )

HA HA, RICKY...

SO UH, HOW'S YOUR CAR ?

I HAVE TO REPLACETHE FRONT QUARTER PANEL

AND THE PASSENGER SIDE GLASS.

OH BOY,

THOSE GLASS AND FENDER DUDESWILL REALLY SCREW YA'.

WHY DON'T YOU GOSEE MY MAN NICO,

TELL HIM YOU'REA FRIEND OF MINE.

WELL, AM IA FRIEND OF YOURS, JERRI ?

WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T...

WOULD I HAVEMADE YOU... THIS ?

NICE, I MADE IT MYSELF.

OH THANK YOU, JERRI.

RICKY, WOULD YOU UH...

MAYBE, I WASTHINKING UH...

YOU WANNA MAYBEGO TO THE UH...

I DUNNO, DANCE DA- AHEMDANCE WITH ME ?

OH, BUT WOULDN'T THATCAUSE PROBLEMS, JERRI ?

AH, PROBLEM'SMY MIDDLE NAME.

I PICKED IT UP IN FLORIDA'BOUT 15 YEARS AGO.

HEY, THAT'SWHERE I'M FROM !

REALLY ?WHAT A COINKA-DINK.

FLORIDA, UMPH,BEAUTIFUL WEATHER,

HARSH PENAL SYSTEM.

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