Extended - Thursday, March 12, 2015 - Uncensored

  • 03/12/2015

Beth Behrs, Jonathan Kite and Whitney Cummings of "2 Broke Girls" list #BudgetBooks, decode drunk Vines and name ancient Egyptian pornos in this extended, uncensored episode.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> WOW.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

SO, YOU KNOW THOSE INTERNETVIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE ARE BROUGHT

IN FRONT OF A MONOCHROMATICBACKGROUND AND TOLD TO REVEAL

SOMETHING EMBARRASSING ABOUTTHEMSELVES?

WELL, THE FOLKS AT ELITE DAILYHAVE MADE A VIDEO OF COUPLES

REVEALING...

(WHISPERING): HOW MANY SEXUALPARTNERS THEY'VE HAD.

WHICH IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE RESULTS MAY SHOCK YOU.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

UH, THE ANSWERS WERE VERYOBVIOUS.

TAKE THIS COUPLE, FOR INSTANCE,RIGHT HERE.

>> I WOULD GUESS IT'S SOMEWHEREAROUND 100, BUT I DON'T REALLY

KNOW.

(WOMAN LAUGHS)>> I WOULD SAY I'M ABOUT, LIKE,

75.

I DON'T KNOW.

(WOMAN LAUGHS)(LAUGHTER)

>> REALLY?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, FIRST OF ALL,AAH!

>> WHAT?!

>> HARDWICK: THESE PEOPLE LOOKLIKE THE PEOPLE, LIKE, WHEN

YOU'RE YOUNGER AND YOU WATCH"REAL SEX" ON HBO, AND YOU'RE,

LIKE, "I'M GONNA SEE REAL PEOPLEDOING IT," AND YOU'RE, LIKE,

"THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE?!">> AAH!

I CAN'T... I CAN'TMASTURBATE TO THIS.

(LAUGHTER)>> I FEEL LIKE NOW I KNOW WHY IT

WAS SO WET AT WOODSTOCK '94.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: HUNDRED POINTS TO

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NOW,SECONDLY, COMEDIANS, WHERE DID

MRS. CELERY AND THE DONUT DOGFIRST GET IT ON?

(LAUGHTER)WHITNEY?

>> UH, I THINK THEY MET AT THE,UH, PORTA-POTTY OF THE TURQUOISE

EXPO.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> NOT... NOT JUST TURQUOISEJEWELRY, JUST TURQUOISE...

EVERYTHING.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, SO YOUTHINK THAT'S WHERE XANADU AND

PIERRE HERE MET?

(LAUGHTER)>> I DO.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, JONATHAN?

>> IN THE DALAI LAMA'S FUCKSHACK.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BETH.

>> IN THE BUTT.

>> HARDWICK: YES, YES. POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

THIS WEEK, ONE BRAVE, TWISTEDSOUL DECIDED TO MAKE YOGURT OUT

OF BACTERIA FROM THE DEPTHS OFHER OWN VAGINA, UH...

(AUDIENCE GROANING)...AND TONIGHT EVERYONE IN THE

AUDIENCE IS GETTING A FREETASTE!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)>> YOU GET A YOGURT AND YOU GET

A YOGURT AND YOU GET A YOGURT.

THAT'S HOW OPRAH DOES IT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, THAT'S HOWOPRAH DOES IT.

O-OPRAH WOULD TOTALLY FIREOFF...

>> YOU GET A... YOU GET A...

>> HARDWICK: COME AND GET SOME!

AH... AND REMEMBER YOUR SPIRIT!

>> I WOULD NOT EVEN NEED TO USEMY HANDS-- I'D BE, LIKE, "YOU

GET A YOGURT AND YOU GET AYOGURT AND YOU GET A YOGURT!"

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: WELL PLAYED,

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

(LAUGHTER)>> WELL PLAYED, CHRIS HARD-WICK.

>> HARDWICK: YES!

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)IT'S TOO PERFECT.

UH, THE PROBLEM WITH THIS ISTHAT IT ONLY COMES IN VERY SMALL

BATCHES-- SHE JUST HAS THE ONEVAGINA FOR NOW.

>> THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

>> HARDWICK: I KNOW.

THE WOMAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THISEXPERIMENT SAID SHE'D BEEN

SURPRISED BY THE NEGATIVEBACKLASH ONLINE, WHICH IS GOING

TO HURT HER SALES.

SO, COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOUTO COME UP WITH A SLOGAN FOR

THIS VERY SPECIAL VAG-OGURT.

UH, BETH.

>> UH, PREFERRED BY ONE OUT OFONE JOHN STAMOSES.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

UH, JONATHAN.

>> INTRODUCING NEW BLOODPUDDING, ONLY AVAILABLE ONCE A

MONTH.

(LAUGHTER, GROANING)(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: WHAT IS WRONG WITHYOU PEOPLE!

>> THIS IS HER!

>> HARDWICK: I KNOW-- THE RULESDICTATE I HAVE TO GIVE YOU

POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)WHITNEY.

>> THAT'S NOT FRUIT ON THEBOTTOM.

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> THERE'S A GUY IN THE AUDIENCEWHO JUST WENT...

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT THERE. I SAW YOU.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT!

YEAH!

>> WAIT. WHAT IS IT ON THEBOTTOM?

>> NOT FRUIT.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: YEAH!

THAT'S RIGHT, TONY'S GOTSOMETHING-- A NEW DEPOSIT FOR

THE SPANK BANK TONIGHT!

I JUST ASSUMED THAT GUY'S NAMEIS TONY.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?

>> TREVOR.

>> HARDWICK: AH, CLOSE.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S TREVOR.

TREVOR.

>> BUT THAT'S NOT HIS NAME ATALL!

>> HARDWICK: OF COURSE IT IS.

>> NO WAY.

>> HARDWICK: OF COURSE IT IS.

HE SAID THAT TOO FAST.

>> UH... TREVOR.

>> HARDWICK: TREVOR.

>> YEAH!

IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)ALL RIGHT.

IN HONOR OF OUR GUESTS, THEESTEEMED CAST MEMBERS AND

CREATOR OF 2 BROKE GIRLS,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS

#BUDGETBOOKS. #BUDGETBOOKS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: THE FAULT INOUR COINSTAR, OR GULLIVER

TRAVELS IN COACH, ORFOUNTAINHEAD FOR CASH.

UH, I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> MOBY I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FORTEN BUCKS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)WHITNEY.

>> OH. UH, CHELSEA, CHELSEA,BANG BANG FOR MONEY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(WHOOPING)JONATHAN.

>> WHERE'S WALDO-- THAT ASSHOLEOWES ME 50 BUCKS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BETH.

>> TO KILL AND EAT AMOCKINGBIRD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BETH.

>> THE SECRET GARDEN I SLEEP IN!

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

JONATHAN.

>> SEMIPRECIOUS-- BASED ON THEPAMPHLET NUDGE BY ZIRCON.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: THAT WAS VERY

LAYERED AND VERY MUCHAPPRECIATED. POINTS.

WHITNEY.

>> UH, THE SECRET LIFE OF B-CUPHOOKERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

HEY, THEY GOTTA EAT, TOO, AM IRIGHT? HEY, COME ON!

JONATHAN.

>> ON GOLDEN COUPON.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BETH.

>> RAMEN AND JULIET.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS!

(LAUGHTER)JONATHAN.

>> HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO A FORDGALAXY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BETH.

>> THE SHITTY GATSBY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'D BE A GREAT NAME FOR A

BAND!

UH, JONATHAN.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE.

>> UH, THE HUNGRY GAMES.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

IT'S TIME TO PLAYDRUNK IN TRANSLATION.

(CHEERING)DRUNK IN TRANSLATION.

IF YOU GET SUPER DRUNK, THE GOODNEWS IS YOU'LL EVENTUALLY SOBER

UP-- THE BAD NEWS IS IF YOU FILMIT AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET,

PEOPLE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU.

PEOPLE BEING US.

COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOUSOME DRUNK PEOPLE ON VINE, AND

FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TOTRANSLATE WHAT THESE SLURRED

SPEAKERS ARE SAYING.

FIRST ONE-- THESE TIPSY YOUNGLADIES!

(WOMEN SLURRING UNINTELLIGIBLY)>> HARDWICK: I GOT... I GOT SO

DRUNK AND THREW UP SO MANYHASHTAGS, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> I THINK THEY'RE SAYING, "FUCKFEMINISM!"

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

>> GLORIA STEINEM CAN SUCK MY...

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: JONATHAN.

>> THEY'RE SAYING, "WELCOME TORUSH WEEK AT DEAF GIRLS'

SORORITY."

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, THEY COULD BE.

YEAH.

(APPLAUSE)>> LEGITIMATELY FUNNY.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN, IF YOU'RENOT LAUGHING AT THAT, THEN WHY

DO YOU HATE DEAF PEOPLE?

I MEAN... (LAUGHTER)>> OR MAYBE YOU ARE DEAF.

>> YOU'RE DEAF IF YOU'RE NOTLAUGHING. YOU'RE DEAF.

>> HARDWICK: IF YOU'RE NOTLAUGHING, YOU MIGHT BE DEAF.

AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HEARD HIMSAY THAT, SO EVERYTHING'S FINE.

OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL BEINGCLOSED-CAPTIONED RIGHT NOW.

HELP, I AM STUCK IN ACLOSED-CAPTIONING FACILITY.

THIS IS NOT PART OF THE SHOW.

I BEG YOU, PLEASE FREE ME!

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

(LAUGHTER)UH...

>> GO ON, CHRIS.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT?

>> SOMETIMES I THINK YOU'RE TOOFUNNY.

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

I'M, LIKE, YOU'RE EXCESSIVELYFUNNY.

>> HARDWICK: NO, YOU'RE VERYSWEET.

>> IT'S FRUSTRATING.

I'M NOT SWEET.

YOU KNOW ME VERY WELL.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT A SWEET PERSON.

SOMETIMES I'M, LIKE, HE'SJUST... RELENTLESSLY FUNNY.

>> HARDWICK: TELL ME MORE.

>> IT NEVER... BUT IT NEVER...

IT NEVER ENDS, I MEAN, IT ENDSWITH ME, I MEAN, IT ENDED A

LONG TIME AGO, BUT IT JUST NE...

YOU'RE... THIS IS HOW I GIVECOMPLIMENTS-- THEY SOUND...

>> HARDWICK: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WELL, THANKS FOR WATCHING@MIDNIGHT.

>> LEAVING.

I KEEP LEAVING.

I FELT BAD THAT...

>> CAN YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE USBE?

>> WE JUST FELT BAD WE WERE ONTHE DATE, TOO.

>> YEAH, WE'RE ON IT, WE'REJUST... CAN WE GET SOME ALONE

TIME?

>> HARDWICK: IF YOU'RE KEEPINGSCORE, JONATHAN AND BETH HAVE

LEFT TWO TIMES, NOW.

UH... BETH, YOU HAVE...

THREE, THREE TIMES.

>> OH, WE'RE BACK, SORRY.

>> HARDWICK: BETH.

>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIMETILL LIAM NEESON COMES AND

RESCUES US.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, POINTS.

>> THAT'S FUNNY.

FUNNY.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUTTHIS BRAGGADOCIOS LADY?

>> RIF-RIF AIN'T GOT SHIT ONTHIS, MOTHERFUCKER.

YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: HEY, Y'ALL WANTSOME OF MY PUSSY YOGURT?

(IMITATES CHEWING)>> UH, IT'S REALLY HARD TO GROSS

ME OUT.

PUSSY YOGURT?

>> HARDWICK: PUSSY YOGURT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> HARDWICK: IT'S NOT...

PUSSY YOGURT-- FROM THE MAKERSOF PUSSY BUTTER.

OH, WHY?

YES?

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOTPUSSY BUTTER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW I'MLEAVING, NOW I'M GONNA GO.

I'LL JUST HEAD OUT, FINALLY.

YES.

>> THE PARKAY AD IS GONNA BEAWKWARD.

WHEN YOU OPEN THAT LID ITSQUIRTS.

>> TREVOR JUST TRIED TO BUY THATON AMAZON JUST NOW.

>> I'M NOT GETTING CELL SERVICEIN HERE.

>> I KNOW.

>> HARDWICK: BETH.

>> WHITNEY CUMMINGS IS MY ROLEMODEL, YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!

>> HARDWICK: OH, POINTS.

POINTS.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> PLEASE HELP ME FIND MYBIOLOGICAL FATHER, GARY BUSEY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE-- THISSLOSHED SERENADER.

THIS SLOSHED SERENADER.

>> (SPEAKS SPANISH)>> (SINGS IN SPANISH)

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: YES, BETH.

>> NO ONE EVER RECOGNIZES ME.

I'M PAULA ABDUL.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

UH, JONATHAN.

>> I GOT MY EYES FROM A CAT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXTONE-- THESE RIPPED ROOMMATES.

THESE RIPPED ROOMMATES.

>> ♪ MEOW, NOW-NOW-NOW, NOW (BELL DINGS)

>> HARDWICK: YES, BETH?

>> I'M SURE THE GIRLS'LL BE HEREANY MINUTE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

YES, JONATHAN?

>> JUDGING BY MY CHIN, YOUSHOULD SEE HOW SMALL MY DICK IS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

LAST ONE, THIS BUMBLING BOOZER.

>> AM I THE ONLY WHO WISH FOR ATITTY TO POP OUT WHEN A GIRL

STARTS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN?

AM I?

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: AM I SHOCKED WITH

A TITTY FOR A POP-UP?

I DON'T KNOW... UH, JONATHAN.

>> I LIKE TO PLAY A DRINKINGGAME WHERE I MENTION THE WORD

"TITTY" AND TAKE A DRINK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, POINTS.

IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME,RICH CAT POOR CAT: DOG EDITION.

NOW, RICH CAT POOR CAT'S A GAMEWE LIKE TO PLAY FROM TIME TO

TIME, BUT TONIGHT WE DECIDED TOBE A LITTLE MORE INCLUSIVE.

SO I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PIC OF APUP AND FOR 250 POINTS I WANT

YOU TO TELL ME IF IT'S IN THEDOGHOUSE BY SAYING "POOR DOG" OR

IF IT'S LIVING THE TREAT LIFE BYSAYING "RICH DOG".

FIRST ONE, WHAT ABOUT THISMYSTERIOUS MUTT- RICH DOG OR

POOR DOG?

(BELL DINGS)WHITNEY.

>> AW.

POOR DOG.

>> HARDWICK: OH, LET'S FIND OUT.

IT'S A RICH DOG!

>> IT'S IMPLIED.

>> AM I... I...

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT... AM IRACIST?

>> HARDWICK: NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

NOT AT ALL, IT JUST... THEDOG... THE DOG DOESN'T HAVE THE

EXPRESSION THAT IT'S FLAUNTINGALL OF ITS MONEY.

>> IT'S TRUE, IT'S LIKE-IT'SLIKE THE RICK ROSS OF DOGS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, YEAH,EXACTLY.

>> THAT'S HIS... THAT'S HISBATHROOM.

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S WHAT HEPOOPS ON.

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: ON THE 20S.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

>> TAKE THAT, JACKSON.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUTTHIS LITTLE FUR FACE?

RICH DOG POOR DOG?

(BELL DINGS)JONATHAN.

>> POOR DOG.

>> HARDWICK: OH.

>> WHAT?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, I DON'TKNOW, LET'S SEE.

AW.

>> THAT IS... THAT IS ABEAUTIFUL TRASH CAN.

>> YEAH, THAT LOOKS... YEAH,THAT'S, LIKE, QUALITY.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> THAT'S LIKE A POTTERY BARNSHABBY CHIC.

>> HARDWICK: I JUST HOPE THEMAMA DOG HAD A FUN TIME AT PROM.

UH...

>> HE NEVER STOPS, IT NEVERSTOPS.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT?

I DON'T... COME ON.

>> HE MAKES IT UP-- IT'S NOTEVEN WRITTEN DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THISCANINE COCKATOO-- RICH DOG POOR

DOG?

RICH DOG POOR DOG?

>> UM...

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: YES, WHIT.

>> UH... POOR DOG.

>> HARDWICK: OH, LET'S FIND OUT.

IT'S A RICH DOG, LOOK AT THAT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> HARDWICK: NOW, I GOT TO...

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, NO, NO--HE'S POOR BECAUSE HE JUST SPENT

MONEY ON ALL THOSE HOOKERS.

>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: OH, YOU MIGHT BERIGHT, ACTUALLY.

>> HE WAS RICH BEFORE THISPHOTO.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXTONE, WHAT ABOUT FALCOR HERE?

WHAT ABOUT FALCOR HERE?

>> OH.

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: JONATHAN.

>> POOR DOG?

>> HARDWICK: LET'S FIND OUT.

YEAH, THAT'S A POOR DOG.

THAT IS A VERY POOR DOG.

THAT IS NOT...

THAT IS NOT COOL.

>> I CAN'T STAND LAX.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, IT'S THEWORST

IT'S THE WORST AIRPORT.

IT IS THE WORST OF ALL AIRPORTS.

LAST ONE, HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLEGUY?

RICH DOG POOR DOG?

(BELL DINGS)>> I SUCK AT THIS GAME.

>> HARDWICK: YES, BETH.

>> DEFINITELY A RICH DOG.

>> HARDWICK: IT IS... LET'S FINDOUT-- YEAH, I THINK IT IS...

A RICH DOG.

>> OH!

ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT A RICHPERSON HORSE.

>> NO.

>> THAT'S, LIKE, A DONKEY.

>> HARDWICK: I THINK IT'S RICHDOG POOR HORSE.

I THINK THE HORSE HAS PROBABLYGOT THE SHIT END OF THE STICK ON

THIS ONE.

OUR NEXT GAME, THE 69TH WONDEROF THE WORLD.

69TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.

A RUSSIAN CREW HAS BEEN ACCUSEDOF FILMING A PORNO MOVIE IN

FRONT OF THE GREAT PYRAMIDS OFEGYPT.

>> SUCH A DELICATE TOP FOR APORN.

>> HARDWICK: YOU NOTICE HOW ONEPYRAMID'S SMALLER THAN THE OTHER

ONE?

UH...

>> THEY NEED TO-TO FLUFF THATPYRAMID.

>> HARDWICK: THEY NEED TO FLUFFTHE PYRAMID.

UH, THE DESERT'S DRY, BUT IT'S ALITTLE WETTER NOW.

AUTHORITIES...

AUTHORITIES NOTICED, UH, COMMIEPORN ACTRESS AURITA, SHOWN HERE

IN FRONT OF SOME POINTY STONENIPPLES, DISAPPEARING INTO A

RESTRICTED AREA OF THE RUINSWITH A CAMERA CREW, A PIZZA GUY,

AND SOME SWEATY TEAMSTERS.

FOOTAGE THAT SURFACED LATERONLINE MATCHED THE FORBIDDEN

SITE AND PROVED THAT BOOTS WEREKNOCKED AND UGLIES WERE INDEED

BUMPED.

COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TOGIVE ME AS MANY TITLES FOR

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PORN MOVIES ASYOU CAN IN 60 SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)JONATHAN.

>> MR. MARCUS ANTONY ANDCLIT-OPATRA.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)BETH.

>> KING SLUT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)WHIT.

>> ONE IN THE PINK, TWO IN THESPHINX.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)BETH.

>> TOMB GIRLS, ONE CUP.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)WHIT.

>> W-WOMB RAIDER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)BETH.

>> DEM NEFER-TITTIES.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS!

(GRUNTS)(BELL DINGS)

WHIT.

>> KING COME-ON-MY-TUT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)VERY WELL PLAYED. JONATHAN.

>> GOBBLE THE KNOB-ELISK FILMEDAT THE FUCK-SOR.

>> HARDWICK: OH! THAT'S GOOD.

POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)WHIT.

>> THE NILE HIGH CLUB.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)WHIT AGAIN.

>> OH, UM, CAMEL TOE IN THEDESERT: VOLUME 6.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)YES, EXCELLENT. BETH.

>> PEACE IN THE MIDDLE YEAST.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)WHITNEY.

>> CHLAMYDI-OPATRA.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)YES, JONATHAN.

>> MILFS: MUMMIES I'D LIKE TOFUCK.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)>> HARDWICK: GODDAMN IT!

IT WAS RIGHT THERE THE WHOLETIME!

>> RIGHT THERE.