In this episode, the Vatican goes green -- they're going to start selling carbon indulgences. Then, President-elect Obama names Rahm Emanuel his chief of staff. Meanwhile, John McCain names Mrs. Butterworth his chief of pancakes. Plus, my guest is champion of economic conservatism, Steve Moore. He'll tell me what he thinks and the ideas will trickle down to you. Hey, single malt scotch, you're 30 years old, when are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? This is The Colbert Report.