Tuesday, March 4, 2014

  • 03/04/2014

Al Madrigal and the Sklar Brothers celebrate National Pancake Day, come up with half-baked ideas for video games and help J.J. Abrams cast the new "Star Wars" film.

>> Chris: RIPPED FROM TODAY'SINTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S RAPID

REFRESH.

>> Chris: AS YOU CAN SEE HEREON DEADSPIN, LEBRON JAMES WENT

BASICALLY ALL NBA JAM, HE'S ONFIRE, WHEN HE SCORED A CAREER

HIGH 61 POINTS AGAINST THECHARLOTTE BOBCATS.

WHAT DID THE OFFICIAL TWITTERTWEET OUT AFTER THE GAME, A,

BLESSED TO WITNESS ONE OF THEGREATS, HAIL KING JAMES.

>> REMATCH.

>> CATS PASS 90 POINTS, THATMEANS 50 PERCENT OFF PAPA JOHN'S

ALL DAY TOMORROW.

>> I WANT IT TO BE C, SO BADLY,BUT I AM GOING TO SAY IT WAS A.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, INFACT, C!

>> WHAT A PIZZA DEAL.

LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT IS HAPPENINGHERE.

THE BOBCATS ARE OF SUCH ACALIBER THEY ARE NOT EVEN

COMPETING AGAINST OTHER TEAMS,THEY ARE JUST COMPETING AGAINST

BASKETBALL.

IF THEY DO WELL ENOUGH, YOU GETHALF AFTER -- -- HALF A FREE

PIZZA.

>> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

IT IS PAPA JOHN'S THAT COULDBILLIONS A PUNISHMENT.

>> IT IS NOT NECESSARILY A GIFT.

>> Chris: IF THEY GET TO ACERTAIN POINT THEN EVERYONE IS

LIKE, HEY, PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY.

>> YES, IT IS KIND OF LIKE THEAMERICAN GOVERNMENT, HEY DON'T

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IS GOINGON OVER HERE.

>> DO YOU THINK PAPA JOHNHIMSELF IS LIKE WHAT THE (BLEEP)

IS GOING ON, YOU A SAID THEYWOULD NEVER HIT 90.

>> WELL, IT IS FINALLY HERE,NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris:.

>> Chris: WELL DONE, AMERICA.

IHOP HAS BEEN GIVING WAY FREEPANCAKES ALL DAY LONG.

SO OF COURSE IT'S BEEN TRENDINGON TWITTER.

FOR ONE POINTS COME UP WITHAMORI DICK LOUSE HOLLYWOOD

GITTER WOULD EMBRACE.

>> BRING SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTERTO WORK DAY.

>> Chris: POINTS! .. IF YOUSAW THAT AMBER ALERT MONDAY? --

>> Chris: AL.

>> TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO TWERKDAY.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> HASHTAG WARS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: I AM VERY EXCITED

ABOUT THIS TOO, BECAUSE A VIDEOGAME BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT.

>> I AM SURE YOU WILL SPEND MANYDAYS WITH ONLY THE COMPANY OF

THEIR BONGS IN THEIR HANDSAND THE GAME TOO.

SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG ISSTONER-VIDEO-GAMES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: WORLD OF WEEDCRAFT

OR MISS PAC-A-BOWL MAN, DONKEYCHONG.

THIS (BLEEP).

>> Chris: 60-SECONDS ON THECLOCK, GO.

YES, JASON.

>> CHRONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> GRAND THEFT WHAT ARE WE DOINGHERE AGAIN?

>> Chris: POINTS! POINTS! ALMADRIGAL.

>> HASH BANDICOOT

>> DIG DUG BENSON

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

GREAT POINTS.

SHOUT OUT.

>> NO NEED FOR SPEED, BRO.

>> Chris: POINTS!

>> CANDY CUSH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> CALL OF DOOBIE SPECIAL CROPS.

>> SPECIAL ALBUM.

>> THE LEGEND OF DRY MOUTH.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Chris:.

>> HUNGRY BIRDS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: YES, JAY.

>> PLANTS VERSUS MUNCHIES.

>> THE AUDIENCE, I'M SORRY, NOPOINTS.

AWW SNAP! CHAT! SNAPCHAT IS A

PICTURE-SHARING APP THAT LETSPEOPLE EDIT, CAPTION AND SHARING

PICKS WITH ONE ANOTHER THENDELETE THEM FROM THE USER'S

PHONE TO DESTROY ALL EVIDENCEUNLESS YOU ARE USING SCREEN

GRAB.

>> I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THESCREEN GRABBED SNAPCHAT.

>> YOU REPLACE THE CAPTION OF.

>> THIS PHOTOBOMBING MOTHER.

>> I AM HERE FROM THE FUTURE.

I AM HERE TO WARN YOU ABOUT YOURBOOBS.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WORSE THEFACT HE IS FLASHING THE CAMERA

THERE OR THE FACT SHE STILLWEARS REVERSIBLE CLOTHING.

I MEAN WHAT IS IT?

>> WHAT AM I DOING?

>> Chris: HOW ABOUT THISFELLOW?

>> YES, AL.

>> WELCOME TO RED ROBIN, PARTYOF FOUR.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> TANK TOP POWER BOTTOM.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: YES, THE AUDIENCE IS

BEHIND YOU.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

>> OH! THIS IS WHY PICASSO ONLYWORKED IN TWO DIMENSIONS.

>> GOLDIE HAWN DOES NOT LOOKGOOD.

>> Chris: WITHOUT THE MAKE-UP.

>> THAT IS AFTER -- SITS DOWN.

>> Chris: WE ARE HAVING FUNHERE.

DONALD TRUMP, FIRED OR HIRED.

>> YEAH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOU A

TOPIC PULLED FROM THEMILLIONAIRE PRICK DONALD TRUMP

>> IT IS LIKE SOMEONE BREATHINGIN THE SOPRANOS, IT IS ITS OWN

CHARACTER.

>> THE HAIR COULD HAVE ITS OWNTWITTER TWITTER ACCOUNT.

YOU HAVE TO TELL US IF HE LIKEDTHE THINGS, HIRED OR HATED THE

THING, FIRED.

>> THE, HOW DO YOU THINK THELORD OF TRUMP TOWER FEELS ABOUT

POPE FRANCIS.

>> HE IS DEFINITELY FIRED.

>> Chris: HE IS IN FACT,HIRED. THE NEW POPE IS A HUMBLE

MAN, VERY MUCH LIKE ME WHICHPROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY I LIKE HIM

SO MUCH.

>> YEAH.

>> I AM SO HUMBLE I TWEETABOUT HOW HUMBLE I AM.

I AM JUST A (BLEEP) HUMBLE GUY!

>> HOW DOES THE POPE FEEL ABOUT--

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: HOW DOES DONALD

TRUMP THE DOUCHE POPE FEEL ABOUT--

>> I THINK HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

>> Chris: HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

JUST TRIED WATCHING MODERNFAMILY, WRITTEN BY A

MORON, REALLY BORING, WRITER HASTHE MIND OF A VERY DUMB AND

BACKWARD CHILD.

>> SORRY, DANNY!

WHY EVEN APOLOGIZE AT THATPOINT?

TRIP ADVISORIES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> TRIP ADVISOR IS A TRAVEL SITE

WHERE USERS CAN LEAVE REVIEWS OFHOTELS AND VACATION RENTALS THEY

HAVE STAYED AT FOR THE BENEFITOF OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO STAY

THERE.

THE REVIEWS VARY FROM VERYPOSITIVE TO EXTREMELY NEGATIVE

WITH COLORFUL DETAILS AS TO WHATTHEIR PROBLEMS ARE.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A LINEFROM TRIP ADVISOR REVIEW WHICH

WOULD MAKE ME RECONSIDER MYTRAVEL PLANS.

60-SECONDS ON THE CLOCKING GO.

>> THE COVER WAS MADE OF DRIEDSPERM.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> YES, JAY.

>> I AM NOT A FAN OF THEREUSABLE SHOWER CAP.

>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOUPOINTS FOR THAT.

YES, RANDY.

>> DEAD HOOKER WAS NOT REMOVEDFROM OUR ROOM BEFORE WE LEFT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: THERE IS THE FIRST

TO DO THAT.

POINTS.

>> ACTUALLY HAD TO CALL DOWN TOTHE FRONT DESK TO GET A DEAD

HOOKER AND WHEN IT GOT TO MYROOM, IT WAS COLD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: FROM THE PREVIOUS --

YES.

POINTS.

YES, JAY.

>> ACTUALLY NOT ENOUGH URINE INTHE BABY POOL.

>> Chris: AL.

>> WAS STOCKED WITH CANNED FOODAND AMMUNITION.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JAY.

>> BLACK AND WHITE LATCHES WEREA LITTLE DISTRACTING.

>> JUST SHOWS ALL THE SPERM.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

ONCE AGAIN I WILL GIVE YOUPOINTS --

>>[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: POINTS.

RANDY.

>> RADIATOR IS REALLY DIFFICULTTO CHAIN SOMEONE TO.

THERE'S NO ANCHORS!

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