In this episode, Russian President Vladimir Putin will step down in 2008. I wonder if he'll open a theater in Branson, Missouri, just like Yakov Smirnoff. Plus, what challenges did the black Republican face this year? We will ask him. And Segway inventor Dean Kamen is here. I'll show him my invention, the Nailatron 3000. Sorry, Cookie Monster -- C is for Colbert. This is The Eponymous Report.