Thursday, February 6, 2014

  • Season 1, Ep 01020
  • 02/06/2014

Kurt Braunohler, Neko Case and James Adomian list unwatchable TV after-shows, learn about the rules of Sochi bathrooms and get a visit from "True Blood" star Joe Manganiello.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

THE OLYMPICS IS STARTINGTHIS WEEKEND IN SOCHI,

RUSSIA BUT CANADIANSNOWBOARDER SEBASTIEN

TOUTANT TWEETED A PHOTOLISTING THE DOs AND DONES OF

THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE BATHROOMTHERE ARE SIGNS WHICH SAY

WHAT YOU CAN AND CAN'T DO.

>> WE DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGETHAT IT EXISTS.

>> WHICH OF THE FOLLOWINGACTIVITIES ARE PROHIBITED IN

OLYMPIC VILLAGE BATHROOMS.

>> A, STANDING TO PEE.

B, UPPER DECKERING, IE THELOST ART OF TAKING A DUMP

INSIDE THE TANK AND NOT THEBOWL.

C, FISHING.

>> STANDING UP TO PEE.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY ALL OFTHOSE THINGS ARE PROHIBITED.

SO LET'S JUST TAKE A STROLLDOWN THIS BUSINESS.

>> IF ARE YOU HANDLING APENIS WITH YOUR HAND IT'S A

LITTLE TOO GAY TO USE YOUROWN HAND.

>> LIKE PLAYING ATARUBREAKAWAY.

>> THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

SO THIS IS THE ONLY THINGTHAT IS ALLOWED.

YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO POOPOR PEE, MALE, FEMALE AND

WITH EXCELLENT POSTURE.

THIS NOT ALLOWED.

URINATING IN THE-- IS NOTALLOWED.

NOT ALLOWED TO THROWUP INTHE TOILET SO IF YOU GET

SICK DO IT ON THE FLOOR.

>> DO IT ON THE FLOOR.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THIS FRIDAY MARKS THE 50thANNIVERSARY OF THE BEATLES

HITTING AMERICAN SOIL.

THIS SUNDAY CBS IS HOLDING ASENIOR CITIZEN CONCERT TO

COMMEMORATE THEIR FIRSTPERFORMANCE ON THE ED

SULLIVAN SHOW.

WE FOUND A CLIP ON YOUTUBETITLED THE BEATLES FIRST

TIME ON U.S. TV.

WHICH IS A REAL COMMENT ONIT.

REMEMBER, THIS IS YOUTUBE.

>> A, THEY LOOK LIKE FOURUGLY JUSTIN BIEBERS.

B, RACIST, HOW COME THEREISN'T A BLACK BEATLE.

D, DUDE, SERIOUSLY,MACKLEMORE HAS MORE TALENT

THAN THIS [BLEEP].

>> I LOVE MACKLEMORE.

I'M FINE WITH THAT ONE.

>> YES.

>> I'M GOING TO SAY C ISREAL.

>> C IS ACTUALLY A REALCOMMENT, YES.

THAT'S RIGHT FOR A 100POINTS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

TWITTER EXISTED WHAT WOULDYOU HAVE TWEETED AGAINST THE

BEATLE AS PARENC ON THE EDSULLIVAN SHOW.

>>IT IS TIME FORTONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS.

I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THISONE.

THE WALKING DEAD COMES BACKTHIS WEEKEND.

(APPLAUSE)BUT ALSO THAT ALSO MEANS THE

TALKING DEAD IS COMING BACKSUNDAY AS WELL.

THAT ACTUALLY GOT THEPROPORTIONAL AMOUNT OF

RESPONSE THAT REFLECTS OURRATINGS.

LIKE WALKING DEAD, TALKINGDEAD, ALL RIGHT.

SO OF COURSE OUR BRAINS AREALL UP IN AFTER SHOW SO WITH

THAT IN MIND TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS BAD AFTER SHOWS

BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OFTHEM NOW.

SO YOU KNOW, THESE COULD BETHINGS LIKE KEEPING UP WITH

THE KARDASHIANS.

I WILL PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND GO.

>> KURT.

>> LAW & ORDER SPECIALDISCUSSION UNIT.

>> POINTS.

>> TATTLE STAR GALLACTICA.

>> POINTS.

>> THE OH REALLY FACTOR

>> POINTS.

>> TALKING ABOUT THAT ONEFUNNY SKETCH ON SNL.

(LAUGHTER)>> POINTS.

>> TAKE IT.

>> NEKO.

>> I JUST WANTED TO GET ABUZZ IN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> DO YOU HAVE AND AFTERSHOW.

>> JAKE AND THE CHAT MAN

>> JAMES.

>> DEADWOODA COULDASHOULDA.

>> NO [BLEEP] SHERLOCK.

>> PERFECT.

>> GOOD SHOW.

>> BROOKLYN 9/11 NEVERFORGET WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT

SHOW JUST NOW.

YEAH, GOT TO GIVE YOU POINTS.

>> TALK SALAD AND SCRAMBLEDEGGS, THE FRASIER AFTERSHOW.

>> GIRLS ON GIRLS.

>> WHAT?

>> WHAT IS THAT SOUND.

>> I'M ON BOARD.

>> JUST FOR ME.

NO, BAD.

IT IS TIME TO PLAY KICKSTART THIS KICKSTARTER.

(APPLAUSE)I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

KICKSTARTER PROJECTS THAT WETHOUGHT WERE INTERESTING, TO

THE WORD.

YOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN WITH ATAG LINE TO HELP SELL PEOPLE

ON THE PROJECT.

OKAY.

FUNNY YOU GUYS GET 250POINTS, CHECK OUT THIS NEW

BUSINESS CASUAL FOR VIDEOCONFERENCING.

>> YES NEKO.

>> BODY MULLET.

>> BUSINESS ON THE TUT,PARTY OUT THE BUTT.

>> HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE.

THIS IS A JAMS FOR ANIMALS

>> WHAT YOU ARE SEEING RIGHTNOW IS AN EXCERPT OF PIE

FIRST SINGLE CALLED HOUSECAT.

(LAUGHTER)>> YES NEKO.

50 K FILLS MY CHILDLESS UTERUS>> NEXT ONE THIS SCI-FI

RELIGIOUS/CULT.

>> HI, I'M L RON HUBBARD.

>> WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHINGAS RIDICULOUS AS SCIENTOLOGY

TUMBLREALITY

CELEBRITY EDITION.

EVERYBODY LOVES CELEBRITIESBECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN

US.

THEY'RE JUST LIKE US TOO,SOMETIMES THEY PUMP THEIR

OWN GAS LIKE IN US MAGAZINE.

WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE ONTUMBLR LOVES CELEBRITIES

MASHED UP WITH WEIRD RANDOMBULL [BLEEP] SO I WILL GIVE

YOU THE NAME OF TWOCELEBRITY TUMBLRS AND TELL

ME WHICH ONE OF THEM ISREALFUL HERE IS THE FIRST

ONE NORMAL AL PICTURES OFWEIRD AL MADE TO LACK LIKE

AN AVERAGE AMERICAN OR WHEREIS RANDY SAVAGE WRESTLER

RANDY SAVAGE PLACED INNOTABLE SITUATIONS.

>> I HAVE TO IMAGINE IT ISWEIRD RANDY SAVAGE.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

IT'S WHERE'S RANDY SAVAGE.

THERE IT.

>> MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, IWILL SHOW YOU TO THE WORLD,

BATMAN!

>> RETUMBLE IT, OH YEAH.

>> NEXT ONE TOMATO TOMCRUISE OR POKEMONXNICCAGE

WHERE HE DRAWN IN FIRSTGENERATION POKEMON

CHARACTERS.

>> IT JUST GOT REAL IN HERE.

THIS BETTER NOT BE THATSECOND ONE, MAN.

YOU KEEP FACE-OFF OFF OF MYPIKACHU.

>> YOU GUYS ARE ADULTS YOUNO WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT

POKEMON.

>> SHUT UP MAN, THEY VOLUMEOF.

>> ANIMATION ENTHUSIAST.

>> GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL,WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER.

>> POKEMON XNICCAGE.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

YES!

>> JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NICCAGE COULDN'T MAKE ANY MORE

BAD CHOICES.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF PASSIONTODAY.

I'M A LIGHTNING MOUSE.

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY 80s.

>> ALL RIGHT, LINDSAYNOHANDS WHICH ARE PICS OF-- HER

WITH NO HANDS OR SIMKARDASHIAN PICTURES OF KIM

KARDASHIAN IN THE GAME OFSIM.

>> LINDSAY NOHANDS.

>> I BELIEVE IT IS.

>> OH, MAN.

THAT IS SUCH AN UNHAPPYLINDSAY.

HOW DID SHE GET THAT SWEETCOCAINE TO HER NOSE.

>> THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THEYCAN STOP HER FROM --

>> THROW IT UP IN THE AIR.

FAILED FACEBOOK QUIZZES

>> YEAH.

>> SEEMS LIKE EVERY OTHERDAY NEW FACEBOOK QUIZ COMES

OUT, THE RECENT ONE I HAVESEEN WHICH STAR WARS

CHARACTER ARE YOU.

WHO'S CRUSHING ON YOU, WHICHHORROR MO MOVIE STEREOTYPE

ARE YOU, AND ON AND ON ANDON.

YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO COMEUP WITH AS MANY FAILED

FACEBOOK QUIZZES ASPOSSIBLE.

READY AND GO.

>> WHAT KIND OF PIZZA AREYOU IN BED.

>> POINTS.

>> KURT.

>> HOW FAT HAVE YOU GOTTENSINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

>> POINTS.

>> WHAT IS YOUR ORION SLAVEGIRL NAME.

>> WHAT ILLEGAL NSASURVEILLANCE PROGRAM DO YOU

MOST RESEMBLE.

>> ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

>> WHAT CAT IS YOUR DOG QUIZ.

>> WHICH CHARACTER ARE YOUFROM GRAVITY.

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