Fry thinks he's a robot after being brainwashed at an insane robot asylum.
do you recognize the robota-huggin' on you
in this here hologram?
I sure do.
That's the real robber
and I'll never forget his nameas long as I live
and that name is...
( gasps )
( coughing )
Fry, just give a name.
You don't want to lookstupid on Court TV.
You're right.You're right.
( phone plays classical music )
You say if I testifyI'll be killed?
Oh. It's for you.
ROBERTO:And the other hamburger
will also be madeof your lungs.
So long, pal.
I refuse to testifyon the grounds
that my organs will bechopped up into a patty.
Ah, the 67th Amendment.
I may be a simple,country, hyper-chicken
but I knowwhen we're finger-licked.
What do you saywe plead insanity?
A few monthsin an insane asylum?
I could do thatstanding on my head.
If you start now,it might help our case.
Counselor, what evidencedo you offer
to support this new pleaof insanity?
Well, for one, theydone hired me torepresent them.
Insanity plea is accepted.
I hereby commit you
to the Asylumfor Criminally Insane Robots
until such timeas you are deemed cured.
The system fails again!
JUDGE:And Mr. Fry...
I sentence you to the Homefor Criminally Insane Humans.
Your Honor, thatfacility has been full
ever since you ruledthat being poor isa mental illness.
The only poor peopleI want to hear about
are the peoplewho tend to my pores at the spa.
Just send them both to the robotloony bin and let's go.
FRY:Ow, my head!Ow, my feet!
Ow, my head!Ow, my feet!
( birds chirping )
I don't belong here,Bender.
This is an asylumfor insane robots.
Well, you meet halfthe qualifications.
( laughing )
Oh, good!A physical.
Once they examinemy fragile, naked, pink body
they'll see I'm not a...
( Bender screaming )
( giggling )
( humming )
( screaming )
( muffled scream )
( humming )
( gurgling )
( belching )
BENDER:I find thatoffensive!
( grunting )
I am Dr. Perceptron.
Let me give you somethingto help you relax.
( screams )
Look, there's beena terrible mistake.
I'm a human being. See?
I'm all squishy and flabby.
Also, I complain a lot.
Yes. You do.
You need torelax more.
Now considerthe following:
You were admittedto this robot asylum
therefore, youmust be a robot.
I do other human stuff.
I age. See?
( door opens )
I'm Nurse Ratchet.
Please come with me,won't you?
( ratcheting )