In this episode, my Thanksgiving dinner -- turns out, turducken is tastier than catducken. Plus, this season's hottest Christmas toys. I'll tell you why shooting your eye out might be the best thing to happen to you this year. And I sit down with PBS newscaster Jim Lehrer. The interview will be brought to you by Archer Daniels Midland, the letter "R" and viewers like you. I'm rested, well-fed and looking for a fight. Are you listening, yet-to-be-named chairman of the House Intelligence Committee? This is The Colbert Report.