Wednesday, November 13, 2013

  • Season 1, Ep 0115
  • 11/13/2013

Andi Osho, Neal Brennan and David Spade are quizzed on photobombed Instagrams, Vines from Vegas and Nicolas Cage's sex photos.

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAGWAR.

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAGWAR.

>> IN HONOR OF ELTON JOHN,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS OLDER

MUSICIANS.

SOTED OLDGENT

AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

YOU CAN PLAY ALONG AT HOME BYTWEETING YOUR #OLDER MUSICIANS

TO @MIDNIGHT.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK.

>> SHERLE CLOAEE FEET.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> THE WHO'S THAT NOW?

>> POINTS!

DEFINITELY POINTS.

SPADE?

>> TED NOT-SO-NUGENT.

>> POINTS.

>> CHANGED A LITTLE BIT.

>> I HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

I'M NOT DONE.

>> FAN FOLDS 105.

>> FINE, FINE.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> MARVIN GAY MARRIAGE OPPONENT.

>> OH, I LIKE THAT.

YOU TOOK A POLITICAL POINT.

WELL DONE.

ANDI OSHO.

>> ALICIA, WHERE'S MY KEYS.

>> YOUNG PEOPLE LOSE THEIR KEYS,TOO, BUT I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU.

>> DAVID SLOWEY.

>> POINTS!

>> DON'T BOO ME.

SPADE?

>> TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL FISH.

GIVING IT ONE MORE CHANCE.

>> I LIKE THE CALLBACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

ANDI OSHO?

>> RAY PARKINSONS JUNIOR

>> I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THISNEXT GAME.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "VEGAS VINES."

TWO WORDS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HEARTOGETHER.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS ISGENERALLY THE WORST.

LUCKILY, THESE PARTYING IN THEVEGAS VINES ARE ONLY SIX SECONDS

LONG.

IT CAN'T GET THAT LONG.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE VINE, AND FOR250 POINTS YOU GIVE THE COMMENT

YOU WOULD LEAVE ON IT.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

THESE MIGHTY FLEXIN' POWER BROS.

WHO IS THAT?

WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?

DAVID SPADE.

>> THE SHAKED WAY WRAP PARTY.

>> POINTS.

>> THIS GUY'S MY ROOMMATE.

( LAUGHTER )>> JUST ALL THE TIME?

>> YEAH, HE LOOKS GOOD.

>> YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT GOOD.

LOOK AT THESE CLASSY DAMES.

LOOK AT THESE CLAETION LADIES.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

BY THE WAY, THAT'S WHATSQUIRRELS DREAM ABOUT.

>> YES, DAVID?

>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SIZZLEREAL FOR THE NEW SHO "I MARRIED

A 6."

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> POINTS!

POINTS!

>> I'M BEING GENEROUS.

>> LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHTHERE.

>> WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

>> OH, I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW MYFIRST MIRROR.

YES NEAL BRENNAN.

>> THE BLUE MEN AREN'T EVENTRYING ANYMORE.

>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> POINTS, POINTS, POINTS.

YES, SPADE, YOU WANTED TO SAYSOMETHING?

>> THESE GUYS, HONESTLY, I SAWTHEM IN VEGAS, IT'S CIRC DOUCHE

SOLEIL.

>> JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE,.

>> THESE VIDEOS ARE SO SAD THEYSHOULD HAVE SARA McLAUKLIN ON

THEM.

( LAUGHTER )>> POINTS!

DO ME A FAVOR, PLAY THAT AGAINBUT TURN THE SOUND OFF, ALL

RIGHT, READY?

♪ FLY AWAY FROM HERE ♪( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> AS AN AUSTRALIAN, I CAN TELLYOU THIS IS JUST NORMAL.

THIS IS JUST WINE TASTING FORUS.

>> HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

LOOK AT THESE DAYTIME DRUNKERS.

>> COULD THE COMMENT BE,SOMETIMES VINES JUST SEEM TOO

LONG.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> SHE'S HAVING A VERYEXISTENTIAL DEBATE ABOUT VINES.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

IT'S VERY FILL SORVEGGAL.

LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS GUY AT A CLUB.

♪ ♪>> HE'S HAVING FUN!

HE'S HAVING FUN!

YES, NEAL?

>> BRO, HOW MANY TIMES YOUCAUGHT THE CLAP?

>> BRO, I'M CATCHING IT RIGHTNOW!

POINTS FOR NEAL BRENNAN.

I REALLY LOVE THIS GAME.

THIS IS "PHOTOBOMBS: CREEPY ORCUTE."

THANKS TO INSTAGRAM,PHOTOBOMBING HAS BECOME AN ART--

A SAD, LIVE-ACTION, TROLL ART,BUT ART NONETHELESS.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOUA PICTURE, AND FOR 250 POINTS,

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT WASPHOTOBOMBED BY SOMETHING CREEPY

OR CUTE.

WE'RE GOING TO SQUARE AN IMAGEIN THE BACKGROUND AND YOU TELL

ME IF THE IMAGE IS CREEPY OURCUTE.

THIS COUPLE MAKING OUT.

THEY DON'T THINK ANYONE ISWHO ON WHAT'S GOING ON.

>> I'M GOING TO GO CREEPY.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

YES, CREEPY!

WHERE IS THAT HAND?

AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEETHIS AT HOME, BUT IF YOU LOOK

REALLY FAR IN THE BACK, THERE'SA GUY WATCHING THAT GUY.

IT'S LAYERED.

>> CHRIS, IF YOU LOOK CLOSER,THE PELICAN IS WATCHING.

>> THIS IS CREPEY DECEPTION.

>> NEXT ONE.

THIS IS PARIS HILTON IN SOMEMOST LIKELY OTHER HORRIBLE

PERSON AT A CLUB.

ANDI OSHO?

>> THIS HAS GOT TO BE CREEPY.

>> YIT'S IN FACT VERY CREEPY.

WHAT IS THAT!

>> CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S DAVIDSPADER GARY BUSEY.

>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING THEORY.

NEAL BRENNAN?

I THINK SO IT'S ACTUALLY PARISHILTON'S SOUL TRYING TO ESCAPE

HER BODY.

>> YES, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

>> PLEASE!

SWEET FREEDOM!

NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

THIS GIRL IS TAKING A SELFIE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, CREEPY ORCRUIT IN THE BACKGROUND?

ANDI OSHO?

>> I THINK SOMETHING CUTE IS INTHE BACKGROUND.

>> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE WRONG.

IT'S PRETTY CREEPY.

WHY IS SHE HOLDING A GUN.

>> I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

>> HAVE THEY TRAPPED HER IN THESHOWER?

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TOGET OUT OF THIS SHOWER.

>> SHE'S, LIKE COME INTO THESAFE HOUSE.

>> THIS IS LIKE A FEMINISTREMAKE OF "PSYCHO."

SHE'S READY FOR HIM.

WHO'S IN THE SHOWER.

SHE'S GOT GUNS.

>> "PSYCHO" REALLY NEED ASHOTGUN AND A RED NECK.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PROM PICTURE.

SHE'S GOT THAT TEENAGE I'M NOTGOING TO SMILE.

I'M NOT GOING TO SMILE.

I WANT TO LOOK COOL.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEBACKGROUND.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> SOMETHING CREEPY.

>> YES, CREEPY.

WHY IS THAT HAPPENING?

>> IS ME NAKED, THAT GUY.

BEFORE THE BREAK, I TOLD YOUTHAT SEXY PHOTOS OF NIC CAGE AND

AN EX-GIRLFRIEND WERE STOLEN ANDTHE ALLEGED THIEF HAS YET TO

REVEAL WHERE THEY ARE.

DAVID SPADE, YOU ARE ACELEBRITY.

DO YOU THINK IT IS A BAD IDEA TOTAKE SEXUAL PICTURES OF

YOURSELF?

>> UH, UNLIKE YOU'RE LIKE CHRISBROWN AND YOU HAVE DRIFTWOOD

WEANER.

AND THEN THEY GET ACCIDENTALLYLEAKED ON THE INTERNET, I SAW A

DRIFTWOOD WEINER OPEN FOR DILLEXPAN IT WAS A REALLY GOOD SHOW.

I ASKED YOU GUYS TO WRITE THECRAIGSLIST AD BY THE PERSON

SELLING THESE PHOTOS.

ADD ANDI OSHO?

>> FINALLY, SOMETHING LESSENTERTAINING THAN THE WIKI MAN,

IT'S NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS WIFE.

NO RETURNS.

>> NO RETURNS, ALL RIGHT.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> I HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF NICCAGE.

IF SOMEONE GIVES ME $20, I WILLDESTROY THEM.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> YOU'D BE DOING US A SERVICE.

>> YEAH.

>> YES, DAVID SPADE, YOURS.

>> WATCH ME ( BLEEP ) HER FACEOFF.

>> YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO GIVEME AS MANY FACEBOOK UPDATES THAT

WILL MAKE ME DE-FRIEND YOU.

EACH IS WORTH 50 POINTS.

>> PLEASE WATCH ME ON"@MIDNIGHT" TONIGHT AT COMEDY

CENTRAL.

>> DE-FRIENDED, AND NOW YOU'REREALLY DE-FRIENDED.

NEXT ONE?

YES, DAVID.

>> CLICK THIS LINK FOR CLIPS THEME AT MY KLAN MEETING.

>> DE-FRIENDED.

DE-FRIENDED.

POINTS, YES.

ANDI.

>>>> O.M.G., YOU HAVE TO SEE

"GRAVITY."

( LAUGHTER )>> NO, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

NO POINTS.

>> OH!

>> I LOVE SANDY AND GEORGETOGETHER.

I'M SORRY.

NEAL BRENNAN.

>> LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

DE-FRIENDED.

YES, ANDI OSHO.

>> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CANGET A CONFEDERATE FLAG?

>> DE-FRIEND.

POINTS, POINTS.

DAVID SPADE?

>> HERE'S A CHAIN LETTER, READIT, AND THEN DIE.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> POINTS.

ANDI.

>> JUST READ DYNAMICS.

THAT RON HUBBARD HAS A LOT OFGREAT IDEAS.

>> DE-FRIENDED.

>> CHECK OUT MY KICKSTARTER.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> FOR MY DOCUMENTARY, "LIVE,LOVE, LAUGH."

DAVID SPADE.

>> HERE IS MORE OF CHARLIE SHEENTALKING ABOUT OBAMACARE.

>> DE-FRIENDED FINE.

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