Wednesday, November 13, 2013

  • 11/13/2013

Andi Osho, Neal Brennan and David Spade are quizzed on photobombed Instagrams, Vines from Vegas and Nicolas Cage's sex photos.

#ANTARCTICA.

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAG

WAR.

>> IN HONOR OF ELTON JOHN,

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS OLDER

MUSICIANS.

SO

TED OLDGENT

AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

YOU CAN PLAY ALONG AT HOME BY

TWEETING YOUR #OLDER MUSICIANS

TO @MIDNIGHT.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK.

>> SHERLE CLOAEE FEET.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> THE WHO'S THAT NOW?

>> POINTS!

DEFINITELY POINTS.

SPADE?

>> TED NOT-SO-NUGENT.

>> POINTS.

>> CHANGED A LITTLE BIT.

>> I HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

I'M NOT DONE.

>> FAN FOLDS 105.

>> FINE, FINE.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> MARVIN GAY MARRIAGE OPPONENT.

>> OH, I LIKE THAT.

YOU TOOK A POLITICAL POINT.

WELL DONE.

ANDI OSHO.

>> ALICIA, WHERE'S MY KEYS.

>> YOUNG PEOPLE LOSE THEIR KEYS,

TOO, BUT I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU.

>> DAVID SLOWEY.

>> POINTS!

>> DON'T BOO ME.

SPADE?

>> TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL FISH.

GIVING IT ONE MORE CHANCE.

>> I LIKE THE CALLBACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

ANDI OSHO?

>> RAY PARKINSON.

>> I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

NEXT GAME.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "VEGAS VINES."

TWO WORDS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR

TOGETHER.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS IS

GENERALLY THE WORST.

LUCKILY, THESE PARTYING IN THE

VEGAS VINES ARE ONLY SIX SECONDS

LONG.

IT CAN'T GET THAT LONG.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE VINE, AND FOR

250 POINTS YOU GIVE THE COMMENT

YOU WOULD LEAVE ON IT.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

THESE MIGHTY FLEXIN' POWER BROS.

WHO IS THAT?

WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?

DAVID SPADE.

>> THE SHAKED WAY WRAP PARTY.

>> POINTS.

>> THIS GUY'S MY ROOMMATE.

( LAUGHTER )

>> JUST ALL THE TIME?

>> YEAH, HE LOOKS GOOD.

>> YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT GOOD.

LOOK AT THESE CLASSY DAMES.

LOOK AT THESE CLAETION LADIES.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

BY THE WAY, THAT'S WHAT

SQUIRRELS DREAM ABOUT.

>> YES, DAVID?

>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SIZZLE

REAL FOR THE NEW SHO "I MARRIED

A 6."

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> POINTS!

POINTS!

>> I'M BEING GENEROUS.

>> LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHT

HERE.

>> WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

>> OH, I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW MY

FIRST MIRROR.

YES NEAL BRENNAN.

>> THE BLUE MEN AREN'T EVEN

TRYING ANYMORE.

>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

>> POINTS, POINTS, POINTS.

YES, SPADE, YOU WANTED TO SAY

SOMETHING?

>> THESE GUYS, HONESTLY, I SAW

THEM IN VEGAS, IT'S CIRC DOUCHE

SOLEIL.

>> JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE,.

>> THESE VIDEOS ARE SO SAD THEY

SHOULD HAVE SARA McLAUKLIN ON

THEM.

( LAUGHTER )

>> POINTS!

DO ME A FAVOR, PLAY THAT AGAIN

BUT TURN THE SOUND OFF, ALL

RIGHT, READY?

♪ FLY AWAY FROM HERE ♪ ♪

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> AS AN AUSTRALIAN, I CAN TELL

YOU THIS IS JUST NORMAL.

THIS IS JUST WINE TASTING FOR

US.

>> HERE'S THE NEXT ONE.

LOOK AT THESE DAYTIME DRUNKERS.

>> COULD THE COMMENT BE,

SOMETIMES VINES JUST SEEM TOO

LONG.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> SHE'S HAVING A VERY

EXISTENTIAL DEBATE ABOUT VINES.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

IT'S VERY FILL SORVEGGAL.

LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS GUY AT A CLUB.

♪ ♪ ♪

>> HE'S HAVING FUN!

HE'S HAVING FUN!

YES, NEAL?

>> BRO, HOW MANY TIMES YOU

CAUGHT THE CLAP?

>> BRO, I'M CATCHING IT RIGHT

NOW!

COMING TO OUR NEXT GAME-- I

REALLY LOVE THIS GAME.

THIS IS "PHOTOBOMBS: CREEPY OR

CUTE."

THANKS TO INSTAGRAM,

PHOTOBOMBING HAS BECOME AN ART--

A SAD, LIVE-ACTION, TROLL ART,

BUT ART NONETHELESS.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU

A PICTURE, AND FOR 250 POINTS,

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT WAS

PHOTOBOMBED BY SOMETHING CREEPY

OR CUTE.

WE'RE GOING TO SQUARE AN IMAGE

IN THE BACKGROUND AND YOU TELL

ME IF THE IMAGE IS CREEPY OUR

CUTE.

THIS COUPLE MAKING OUT.

THEY DON'T THINK ANYONE IS

WHO ON WHAT'S GOING ON.

CREEPY OR CUTE.

>> I'M GOING TO GO CREEPY.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

YES, CREEPY!

WHERE IS THAT HAND?

AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE

THIS AT HOME, BUT IF YOU LOOK

REALLY FAR IN THE BACK, THERE'S

A GUY WATCHING THAT GUY.

IT'S LAYERED.

>> CHRIS, IF YOU LOOK CLOSER,

THE PELICAN IS WATCHING.

>> THIS IS CREPEY DECEPTION.

>> NEXT ONE.

THIS IS PARIS HILTON IN SOME

MOST LIKELY OTHER HORRIBLE

PERSON AT A CLUB.

ANDI OSHO?

>> THIS HAS GOT TO BE CREEPY.

>> YIT'S IN FACT VERY CREEPY.

WHAT IS THAT!

>> CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S DAVID

SPADER GARY BUSEY.

>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING THEORY.

NEAL BRENNAN?

I THINK SO IT'S ACTUALLY PARIS

HILTON'S SOUL TRYING TO ESCAPE

HER BODY.

>> YES, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

>> PLEASE!

SWEET FREEDOM!

NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

THIS GIRL IS TAKING A SELFIE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, CREEPY OR

CRUIT IN THE BACKGROUND?

ANDI OSHO?

>> I THINK SOMETHING CUTE IS IN

THE BACKGROUND.

>> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE WRONG.

IT'S PRETTY CREEPY.

WHY IS SHE HOLDING A GUN.

>> I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

>> HAVE THEY TRAPPED HER IN THE

SHOWER?

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO

GET OUT OF THIS SHOWER.

>> SHE'S, LIKE COME INTO THE

SAFE HOUSE.

>> THIS IS LIKE A FEMINIST

REMAKE OF "PSYCHO."

SHE'S READY FOR HIM.

WHO'S IN THE SHOWER.

SHE'S GOT GUNS.

>> "PSYCHO" REALLY NEED A

SHOTGUN AND A RED NECK.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PROM PICTURE.

SHE'S GOT THAT TEENAGE I'M NOT

GOING TO SMILE.

I'M NOT GOING TO SMILE.

I WANT TO LOOK COOL.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE

BACKGROUND.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> SOMETHING CREEPY.

>> YES, CREEPY.

WHY IS THAT HAPPENING?

>> WELCOME BACK TO "@MIDNIGHT."

BEFORE THE BREAK, I TOLD YOU

THAT SEXY PHOTOS OF NIC CAGE AND

AN EX-GIRLFRIEND WERE STOLEN AND

THE ALLEGED THIEF HAS YET TO

REVEAL WHERE THEY ARE.

DAVID SPADE, YOU ARE A

CELEBRITY.

DO YOU THINK IT IS A BAD IDEA TO

TAKE SEXUAL PICTURES OF

YOURSELF?

>> UH, UNLIKE YOU'RE LIKE CHRIS

BROWN AND YOU HAVE DRIFTWOOD

WEANER.

AND THEN THEY GET ACCIDENTALLY

EAKED ON THE INTERNET, I SAW AL

DRIFTWOOD WEINER OPEN FOR DILL

EXPAN IT WAS A REALLY GOOD SHOW.

I ASKED YOU GUYS TO WRITE THE

CRAIGSLIST AD BY THE PERSON

SELLING THESE PHOTOS.

ADD ANDI OSHO?

>> FINALLY, SOMETHING LESS

ENTERTAINING THAN THE WIKI MAN,

IT'S NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS WIFE.

NO RETURNS.

>> NO RETURNS, ALL RIGHT.

NEAL BRENNAN?

>> I HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF NIC

CAGE.

IF SOMEONE GIVES ME $20, I WILL

DESTROY THEM.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> YOU'D BE DOING US A SERVICE.

>> YEAH.

>> YES, DAVID SPADE, YOURS.

>> WATCH ME ( BLEEP ) HER FACE

RUSSIA.

>> YES.

>> WHERE I'M FROM.

>> YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO GIVE

ME AS MANY FACEBOOK UPDATES THAT

WILL MAKE ME DE-FRIEND YOU.

EACH IS WORTH 50 POINTS.

>> PLEASE WATCH ME ON

"@MIDNIGHT" TONIGHT AT COMEDY

CENTRAL.

>> DE-FRIENDED, AND NOW YOU'RE

REALLY DE-FRIENDED.

NEXT ONE?

YES, DAVID.

>> CLICK THIS LINK FOR CLIPS THE

ME AT MY KLAN MEETING.

>> DE-FRIENDED.

DE-FRIENDED.

POINTS, YES.

ANDI.

>>

>> O.M.G., YOU HAVE TO SEE

"GRAVITY."

( LAUGHTER )

>> NO, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

NO POINTS.

>> OH!

>> I LOVE SANDY AND GEORGE

TOGETHER.

I'M SORRY.

NEAL BRENNAN.

>> LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

DE-FRIENDED.

YES, ANDI OSHO.

>> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN

GET A CONFEDERATE FLAG?

>> DE-FRIEND.

POINTS, POINTS.

DAVID SPADE?

>> HERE'S A CHAIN LETTER, READ

IT, AND THEN DIE.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> POINTS.

ANDI.

>> JUST READ DYNAMICS.

THAT RON HUBBARD HAS A LOT OF

GREAT IDEAS.

>> DE-FRIENDED.

>> CHECK OUT MY KICKSTARTER.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> FOR MY DOCUMENTARY, "LIVE,

LOVE, LAUGH."

DAVID SPADE.

>> HERE IS MORE OF CHARLIE SHEEN

TALKING ABOUT OBAMACARE.

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