March 10, 2015 - Oklahoma Frat Scandal & Women in Power

  • 03/10/2015

Larry reacts to an Oklahoma fraternity's racist chant and discusses equal opportunity for women with panelists Alicia Menendez, Egypt Sherrod, Chloe Hilliard and Jim Norton.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, OKLAHOMAFRAT BOYS CAUGHT SINGING THE

WORST SONG IN HISTORY.

CONGRATULATIONS, BAJA MEN,YOU'RE NOT NUMBER ONE ANYMORE.

( LAUGHTER )AMERICA ASKS ARE WE READY FOR A

FEMALE PRESIDENT?

AND OTHER QUESTIONS THAT SEEMINSULTING AND OUT OF TOUCH IN

2008.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )WOMEN IN THE U.S. ARE STILL

DEALING WITH THE GLASS CEILING.JUST TO BE CLEAR THAT'S A

METAPHOR FOR FEMALE ADVANCEMENTNOT SOME WEIRD ELEMENT OF

CHRISTIAN GREY'S SEX DUNGEON.

GIRLS RULE, BOYS DROOL, ANDTRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE FREE TO

DO WHATEVER THEY WANT AS LONG ASIT RHYMES WITH RULE.

THIS IS "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> LARRY!

LARRY!

LARRY?

>> Larry: THANK YOU, WOW!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY!)

>> Larry: THANK YOU, THAT'S SONICE OF YOU.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

I'M FEELING SO GOOD TONIGHT.TONIGHT IS LAUNDRY NIGHT.

I GOT A LONG STRING TO HOLD MYLAUNDRY ON AND

I FORGOT SOMETHING TOHOLD IT UP.

SAN ANTONIO CAME THROUGH!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )FOR THOSE OF YOU PLAYING "THE

NIGHTLY SHOW," THE HOME GAME, IAPOLOGIZE FOR THE INSIDE JOKE.

ANYHOW, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OFTIME TO WASTE SO HERE'S YOUR

RACIST STUFF FOR TONIGHT.

>> THE NATIONAL CHAPTER OF SIGMAALPHA EPSILON SHUTTING THEIR

UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA CHAPTERAFTER THIS SHOCKING VIDEO

SURFACED APPEARING TO SHOWMEMBERS USING A RACIST CHANT.

>> Larry: RACISM DOESN'T EXISTANYMORE, LARRY.

( LAUGHTER )WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FOCUS

ON RACE ON YOUR SHOW?

JUST STOP.

( LAUGHTER )YOU FIRST.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

SERIOUSLY, RIGHT?

I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT RACEWHEN PEOPLE STOP BEING RACIST.

AND QUICK NOTE TO PEOPLECAPTURING RACISM ON THEIR

PHONES, COULD YOU PLEASE STOPSHOOTING VERTICAL VIDEOS?

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ASPECTRATIO WIDE SCREEN?

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE MY HATE IN16:9 NOT 2:5, ALL RIGHT.

JUST SAYING.

I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT WHERE THECREDIT IS DUE.

THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA TOOKSWIFT ACTION.

>> THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMAPRESIDENT DAVID BOREN HAS

EXPELLED TWO STUDENTS RELATED TOTHE RACIST CHANT INCIDENT.

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT, THEYALSO KICKED THE FRATERNITY OFF

CAMPUS.

SO DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T BESEEING ANY MORE OF THOSE FRAT

BOYS UNTIL THEY'RE YOURCONGRESSMAN.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

RIGHT.

WELCOME TO AMERICA, EVERYBODY.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

( LAUGHTER )WHO'S SUPERVISING THESE FRAT

BRATS, ANYWAY?

I MEAN, WASN'T THERE AN ADULTPRESENT?

>> OVERNIGHT ANOTHER VIDEO HASSURFACED.

THIS ONE APPEARS TO SHOW THEFRATERNITY'S 78-YEAR-OLD HOUSE

MOTHER.

>> Larry: OH, THAT'S GOOD.

A HOUSE MOTHER.

FINALLY, THE VOICE OF GENTLEREASON, OH!

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT DOES LITTLEANGEL HAVE TO SAY?

>> Larry: MAN, OKLAHOMA!

WHAT THE ( BLEEP ) IS GOING ONTHERE?

SERIOUSLY!

SHAME ON YOU, LADY.

YOU'RE A FRAT HOUSE MOTHER.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

>> IN A WRITTEN STATEMENT,GILBOW SAYS SHE IS HEARTBROKEN

BY ANY RACIST PORTRAYAL.

SHE DOES NOT TOLERATE ANY FORMOF DISCRIMINATION AND SHE WAS

ONLY SINGING ALONG TO A RAPSONG.

>> Larry: OH, OH, REALLY,RACIST GRANDMA.

THAT'S A SONG?

WELL, WHAT SONG IS THAT?

♪ DON'T BELIEVE ME ( BLEEP )DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH ♪♪

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: SORRY, FRAT MA, MYBAD.

I GUESS YOU CAN SING IT, BUTMAYBE NOT WITH SO MUCH GLEE.

ANYHOW, TO HELP GIVE SMUS MOREPERSPECTIVE ON THE S.A.E.

FRATERNITY CULTURE, 1990sOKLAHOMA FRAT GUY, D-TRAIN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THANKS FOR JOINING US, D-TRAIN.

>> LARRY, PLEASE, DON'T CALL MED-TRAIN ANYMORE.

I'M AN ADULT.

I WORK ON WALL STREET.

CALL ME DENNIS.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

>> DEEP DICK DENNIS. BOOM!WHASSUP, BRO?

>> Larry: I THINK I'LL JUST GOWITH DENNIS.

>> DEALER'S CHOICE, BRO,DEALER'S CHOICE

>> Larry: I'M ASSUMING YOU SAWTHE VIDEO OF YOUR SAE BROTHERS.

>> I DID, IT WAS DISGUSTING.

I COMPLETELY DENOUNCE IT.

YOU CANNOT USE THAT WORD.

>> Larry: GOOD, YOU TOTALLYAGREE.

I'M WITH YOU.

>> I COULDN'T AGREE MORE, THATWORD IS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE.

CLEARLY THE SONG SHOULD HAVEBEEN.

♪ THERE BE NEVER BE A BLACK GUYIN S.A.E.

THERE WILL NEVER BE A BLACK GUYIN S.A.E.

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,HOLD ON.

I DON'T THINK YOU SEE THE POINT.

>> OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS GO BY NOW,AFRICAN AMERICAN?

I GOT IT

>> LET ME TRY THAT ON FOR SIZE.

♪ THERE WILL NEVER BE AN AFRICANAMERICAN AT S.A.E.

♪ THERE WILL NEVER BE AN AFRICANAMERICAN AT S.A.E.

♪ .

>> Larry: STOP IT!

>> YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, THEAFRICAN AMERICAN THING DOES NOT

WORK.

IT TOTALLY SCREWS UP THE RHYTHM.

NOT THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT

>> Larry: LOOK, THE ISSUE HEREIS NOT THE SPECIFIC WORD.

IT'S THE SENTIMENT THAT YOU'REEXCLUDING MINORITIES.

>> DUDE.

DUDE.

DUDE.

( LAUGHTER )DUDE.

MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHATA FRAT IS, DUDE.

IT'S NOT ABOUT EXCLUDINGANYBODY.

IT'S ABOUT INCLUDING PEOPLE WHOARE EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: THAT REALLY DOESN'T

MAKE ANY SENSE.

>> BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVEREXPERIENCED THE BONDING WITH

YOUR BROS, BRO.

LARRY, UNTIL YOU GET ALL YOURFRIENDS TOGETHER ON A CHILLY

EASTER SUNDAY AND RUN ACROSS AFOOTBALL FIELD FOR SIX HOURS

WITH YOUR THUMB UP EACH OTHERS'ASSES YOU'LL NEVER REALLY

UNDERSTAND WHAT BROTHERHOOD ISABOUT.

>> Larry: I HAVE TWO BROTHERSAND I'M A BROTHER.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

I UNDERSTAND BROTHERHOOD.

>> WHATEVER, DUDE, WHATEVER,DUDE.

>> Larry: D-TRAIN, EVERYBODY.

ENOUGH OF THAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )CLEARLY WE'RE NOT POST-RACIAL,

BUT ARE WE AT LEAST POST-SEXIST.

SUNDAY WAS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'SDAY.

( CHEERS ).

>> Larry: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: ABSOLUTELY.

NOW, THIS IS WHEN PEOPLE AROUNDTHE WORLD GATHERED TO

DEMONSTRATE IN SUPPORT OFWOMEN'S RIGHTS.

ABOUT 1,000 PEOPLE CAME OUT TOMARCH IN NEW YORK CITY.

WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A LOT, UNTILYOU CONSIDER THAT LAST YEAR,

OVER 100,000 NEW YORKERS SHOWEDUP AT CONEY ISLAND'S ANNUAL

MERMAID PARADE.

OUR PRIORITIES ARE DEFINITELY INORDER.

IT'S AMAZING WHEN YOU THINK OFALL THE CREATIVE WAYS WOMEN

STILL GET THE SHORT END OF THESTICK.

EXAMPLES-- DO YOU KNOW HOW MOSTAMERICANS CELEBRATED

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY ONSUNDAY?

>> OKAY, THIS WEEKEND IT'S TIMETO SPRING FORWARD AS DAYLIGHT

SAVING TIME ARRIVES.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER TO SETYOUR CLOCKS 60 MINUTES FORWARD.

>> Larry: BY LOSING AN HOUR INTHE DAY!

OH, GREAT.

WE HAVE 24 HOURS TO TALK ABOUTWOMEN'S ISSUES.

NO, YOU HAVE 23.

START TALKING NOW.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

LET'S GO.

( APPLAUSE )I MEAN, THAT'S SO WRONG!

NOW ONE THING PEOPLE ARE TALKINGABOUT IS HILLARY CLINTON'S

EXPECTED RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

I'M ASSUMING SHE'S NOT GOING TOMAKE HER ANNOUNCEMENT VIA

E-MAIL.

JUST A HUNCH.

( LAUGHTER )AND NOW IF SHE BECAME PRESIDENT

THAT WOULD BE HISTORY.

UN, HAVE THERE BEEN THAT MANYWOMEN LEADERS AROUND THE WORLD?

I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP.

MIEN, THERE HAS GOT TO BE ASECOND OR THIRD EVER.

THERE'S BEEN, LIKE, MARGARETTHATCHER, CLEOPATRA, ISIS, THE

QUEEN-- XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS.

( LAUGHTER )DID I LEAVE ANYBODY OUT?

♪ ♪( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS )I KNOW THAT WENT FAST, BUT YOU

MAY NOT HAVE SEEN LIBERIA ANDPAKISTAN HAD FEMALE LEADERS

BEFORE THE UNITED STATES?

THAT'S WORSE THAN OUR MATHSCORES.

WHAT'S GOING ON, AMERICA?

DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FEMALELEADERSHIP IN THIS COUNTRY?

>> NEW DATA HIGHLIGHTS AN OLDPROBLEM IN BIG BUSINESS BEST

DESCRIBED LIKE THIS.

FEWER WOMEN RUN BIG BUSINESSESTHAN MEN NAMED JOHN.

THIS LIST SHOWS THE MOST COMMONFIRST NAMES AMONG S&P 1500

C.E.O.s.

IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE MORENAMED JOHN OR DAVID THAN THERE

ARE WOMEN COMBINED.

>> Larry: NOW, IN ALL FAIRTONS WOMEN THERE WEREN'T ANY

DARNELLS ON THERE, EITHER.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

JUST SAYING.

JUST KEEPING IT 100.

NOW I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARESAYING, "LARRY, WHY ARE YOU

MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUTWOMEN IN POWER?"

BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKEWE'RE SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE

BARREL WITH MEN.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOUIDAHO STATE REPRESENTATIVE VITO

BARBIERI.

>> AN IDAHO LAWMAKER GOT ANANATOMY LESSON.

THE LAW WOULD PREVENT DOCTORSFROM PRESCRIBING ABORTION-INDUCE

MEDICINE THROUGH A WEB CAMUNLESS THEY EXAMINED THE WOMAN

IN PERSON.

>> CAN THE SAME PROCEDURE BEDONE IN A PREGNANCY, SWALLOWING

A CAMERA AND HELPING THE DOCTORDETERMINE WHAT THE SITUATION IS

WITH THE-->> MR. CHAIRMAN, AND

REPRESENTATIVE, IT CANNOT BEDONE IN PREGNANCY SIMPLY BECAUSE

WHEN YOU SWALLOW A PILL IT WOULDNOT END UP IN THE VAGINA.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSEIS NOT GOING TO END UP IN A

VAGINA?

VITO BARBIERI.

SERIOUSLY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THIS IS A MAN TASKED WITH

CRAFTING ABORTION LAW IN THEUNITED STATES AND HIS ENTIRE

UNDERSTANDING OF THE FEMALEANATOMY SEEMS TO BE MILK, MILK,

LEMONADE, AROUND THE BACK FUDGEIS MADE.

I CAN THINK OF NO STRAIGHTEREXAMPLE OF WHY WE NEED MORE

WOMEN IN POSITIONS OF POWER.

I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULDPROBABLY KNOW HOW A VAGINA WORKS

BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE LAWS THATDEAL WITH VAGINAS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN INLEADERSHIP IN AMERICA.

JOINING ME ON THE PANEL TONIGHT,SHE'S THE HOST OF FUSION'S

"ALICIA MENDEZ TONIGHT," AND HERSPECIAL REPORT "GENERATION

CRISIS" AIRS TOMORROW NIGHT AT9:00 P.M. ON FUSION.

ALICIA MENDEZ.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )ALICIA OR ALECIA?

>> ALICIA.

>> I GET IT RIGHT RIGHT AWAY.

AND AUTHOR OF "KEEP CALM... IT'SJUST REAL ESTATE," AND HOST OF

HGTV'S "PROPERTY VIRGINS," EGYPTSHERROD JOINING US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )WE'RE HAPPY TO HAVE HER,

COMEDIAN CHLOE HILLIARD ISJOINING US.

AND HIS NEW COMEDY SPECIAL"CONTEXTUALLY INADEQUATE" WILL

AIR ON EPIC APRIL 24, YUP,COMEDIAN JIM NORTON IS RIGHT

HERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN

LEADERSHIP ROLES.

WHO PUTS MORE HATER-ADE OUTTHERE ON THE WOMEN, THE WOMEN

THEMSELVES OR MEN?

WHO IS HATING MORE IN THIS INTERMS OF HOLDING WOMEN BACK

OOH, THAT'S A DEEP QUESTION.

>> Larry: SORRY TO START OFF-->> SINCE WE'RE KEEPING IT 100 --

>> WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?

>> I THINK AS A WHOLE, WOMEN, WESOMETIMES CAN BE OUR OWN WORST

ENEMY.

WE DO TEND TO THROW A LOT OFHATER-ADE ON EACH OTHER.

A WOMAN GETS UP FROM THE TABLE,HEY, GIRL!

"DID YOU SEE THOSE SHOES?">> Larry: I WOULDN'T HIRE HER

AS A C.E.O.

>> THAT'S A DEEP QUESTION.

I'LL THROW IT TO YOU.

>> I THINK A LOT OF TIMES AWOMAN DOESN'T WANT TO SUPPORT A

WOMAN OUTRIGHT BECAUSE THEYSTILL WANT TO BE RESPECTED BY

MEN SO THEY WANT TO PLAY ON BOTHTEAMS.

I HAVE OVARIES BUT CAN STILLSLING A (BLEEP).

>> WHAT A GREAT BUMPER STICKER.

>> Larry: I KNOW.

>> I WOULD LIKE TO-- I WOULDLIKE TO COME TO THE DEFENSE OF

WOMEN, THOUGH.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS ABOUTWOMEN.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS ABOUT MEN.

I THINK THIS IS ABOUT ALL OF US.

I THINK THERE ARE CULTURALEXPECTATIONS WE PUT ON MEN AND

WOMEN ABOUT WHAT LEADERSHIPLOOKS LIKE.

AND THEN I ALSO THINK -->> BUT WOMEN ARE THE ONES NOT IN

THOSE POSITIONS.

>> RIGHT, SO THEN YOU CAN PUTTHAT ON MEN THAT THEY'VE CREATED

SYSTEMS THAT INCLUDE THINGS LIKEMASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUND-RAISING

YOU NEED TO DO IF YOU WANT TORUN FOR OFFICE.

THE FACT THAT THIS IS A LARGELYFAMILY-UNFRIENDLY INSTITUTION

IF YOU WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> THANK YOU.

>> Larry: EVEN YOU WANT TOHAVE CHILDREN.

>> EVEN IF YOU WANT TO HAVE AMARRIAGE.

IT'S SIMPLY NOT PENALTY FOR THATIF ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR PRIVATE

LIFE IS OPEN TO PUBLIC SCRUTINY.

WHO WANTS TO BE A PART OF THAT?

>> Larry: I UNDERSTAND.

LET ME ASK YOU THIS-- I VOTEDFOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.

I GOT NO PROBLEM ADMITTING THAT.

>> WOW.

>> Larry: HERE'S THE THING,WOMEN WERE ASKED WHO IF THEY

WOULD VOTE FOR ANOTHER WOMEN.

ONLY 20% OF REPUBLICAN WOMEN ANDONLY 69% OF DEMOCRATIC WOMEN

SAID IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE AFEMALE PRESIDENT IN THEIR

LIFETIME.

>> HERE'S THE THING, I JUST WANTSOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO FOLLOW

THROUGH HAVE, A LITTLE BIT OFBACKBONE, AND I DON'T CARE IF

THEY ARE HERMAPHRODITES QUITEHONESTLY.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOWYOU WOULD BE UPSET IF THERE WAS

A HERMAPHRODITE PRESIDENT BEFOREA WOMAN PRESIDENT YOU KNOW YOU

WOULD BE UPSET.

YOU'D BE LIKE YOU GOT TO BE( BLEEP ) ME.

WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

>> YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH ABETTER CANDIDATE.

I WANT TO SEE A WOMAN PRESIDENT,I REALLY DO.

BUT HILLARY CLINTON, SHE'SPSYCHOTIC.

>> WHAT!

>> SHE'S PSYCHOTIC.

>> WHY?

>> HERE WE GO.

>> I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

BUT SARAH PALIN IS ALSOPSYCHOTIC.

ONE IS LIBERAL AND ONECONSERVATIVE BUT THEY'RE BOTH

PSYCHOTIC.

>> Larry: PSYCHOTIC ON THE LEFT.

>> SHE LIES ABOUT BEING IN A WARZONE.

SHE'S CHANGES HER INFLECTIONDEPENDING ON THE AUDIENCE.

>> JUST LIKE EVERY OTHERPOLITICIAN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: SHE WAS JUST CODE

SWITCHING THERE.

EVEN OBAMA-- OBAMA GETS A LITTLEBIT ON HIS BLACKER SIDE WHEN

HE'S GOES INTO THE BLACK CHURCH.

>> SHE WAS LIKE I TONIGHT FEELNO--

>> WHO IS THAT LADY?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GOTTA GIVE HER CREDIT FORCOME, OUT ABOUT THOSE E-MAILS.

SHE WAS HONEST-- "OOPS, SORRY, IMADE A MISTAKE."

HONESTY IS SOMETHING I CANRESPECT.

PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES ALL THETIME.

WHAT POLDITION DO YOU KNOW HASEVER SAID, "YOU'RE RIGHT."

>> THEY'RE ALL LIARS.

>>>> Larry: ALL POLITICIANS NOT

ALL WOMEN.

I JUST WANT TO CLEAR THAT UP>> ABSOLUTELY.

I GOT YOUR BACK.

I WAS JUST CLEARING THAT UP.

HOW MUCH OF THIS IS SUPERFICIAL?

HOW MUCH DO WE PUNISH WOMEN FORJUST BEING FEMININE?

HILLARY THOUGHT SHE HAD TO BE AHAWK, VOTING FOR IRAQ, BUT NOW

SHE'S RUNNING ON THE WOMEN'STICKET.

>> WE PUT THEM IN THIS SORT OFIMPOSSIBLE SITUATION WHERE YOU

HAVE TO BE STRONG ENOUGH THAT IBELIEVE YOU CAN BE OUR COMMANDER

IN CHIEF, BUT YOU ALSO NEED TOBE SOFT ENOUGH THEY LIKE YOU.

AND TO--( APPLAUSE )

YES, THANK YOU.

AND TO ASK SOMEBODY TO LAY ONTHE PERFECT NEXUS OF THOSE TWO

QUALITIES?

HOW MANY OF US ARE SUCCEEDING ATTHAT.

>> Larry: AND WE ALWAYS ASKTHOSE QUESTIONS.

PEOPLE SAY, "I WOULD HAVE A BEERWITH GEORGE BUSH."

PEOPLE WOULD NEVER SAY, "I'DHAVE A BRAZILIAN WAX WITH

HILLARY."

>> JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOTA THING YOU DO WITH YOUR

GIRLFRIENDS.

>> Larry: I WANT TO BRING UPTHIS TERM, THE GLASS CLIFF.

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?

YES.

>> Larry: A COMPANY BRINGS INA WOMAN AS A C.E.O. WHEN THE

COMPANY IS FAILING.

I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THEY DIDWITH OBAMA.

HE COMES IN AS THE JANITOR TOCLEAN UP ALL THAT MESS.

>> I'M GLAD YOU SAID IT.

>> Larry: IS THERE A FEELINGLIKE THE COUNTRY HAS TO GO SO

BAD, ALL RIGHT, WOMEN, DO YOURTHING.

>> IT'S THE 52 FAKE OUT, THAT'SWHAT IT IS.

IT'S YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE SINKING.

PUT HER IN.

SHE'S GOING TO BE THE SCAPEGOAT.

WHEN THE COMPANY GOES BELLY-UP,THEN THE MAN COMES AND SAVES DAY

AND THEY PULL THE WOOL OVER OUREYES.

IT HAPPENS.

WE ALL KNOW CORPORATE PEOPLE.

CAN YOU PICTURE CORPORATE PEOPLEGOING, "WE'RE LOSING MONEY.

LET'S THROW MORE OUT SO WE CANBLAME THE LADY."

THE FACT THAT WE'RE EVEN STILLHAVING THIS CONVERSATION AND

QUESTIONING WOMEN'S RIGHTS ANDEQUALITY BOTHERS ME

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: I'LL GIVE AREAL-WORLD EXAMPLE.

BATTLE STAR GALACTICA.

NUCLEAR WAR GOING ON, THE WHOLEWORLD IS BEING DESTROYED.

PRESIDENT DEAD, VICE PRESIDENTDEAD, THE SECRETARY OF STATE

DEAD.

THEY WENT TO THE ONLY WOMANSECRETARY OF EDUCATION ALIVE,

THEN SHE GOT TO BE PRESIDENT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME BACK.

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT WELIKE TO CALL "KEEP IT 100".

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T

KNOW THAT EXPRESSION IT MEANSKEEP IT 100% REAL.

THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. IF YOUKEEP IT REAL, YOU GET A STICKER

IF NOT YOU GET WEAK TEA. OKAY.

ALICIA, WOULD YOU PICK-- WHOWOULD YOU PICK FOR PRESIDENT, A

WOMAN OR A LATINO?

YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.

AND THE OTHER ONE WON'T BE INOFFICE FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS.

AND LATINO WOMAN IS NOT ANOPTION BECAUSE WE'RE KEEPING IT

100, NOT 10.

>> YOU CAN TELL YOU THEFREAKIEST THING?

I KNEW THIS WAS THE QUESTION YOUWERE GOING TO ASK ME.

I HAD IT IN MY BRAIN.

>> Larry: SO YOU'RE PREPARED.

>> I THINK BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADYCROSSED-- BECAUSE WE KNOW RACE

AND ETHNICITY IS NO LONGER ABARRIER, I'D CHOOSE A WOMAN.

>> Larry: FUNNY HOW YOU HAD ITPREPARED AND STILL... SHE KEPT

IT 100, RIGHT?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )GOOD JOB, ALICIA.

CHLOE, RACISM, SEXISM, CANCER.

YOU CAN DESTROY TWO FOREVER.

WHICHEVER ONE YOU LEAVE, THATONE GROWS LIKE A MOTHER

( BLEEP ).

OKAY?

AND I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

CANCER SHOULD PROBABLY BE OFTHEM?

WHICH TWO DO YOU PICK?

>> I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TOELIMINATE CANCER, AND I WOULD

ELIMINATE RACISM.

>> Larry: YOU WOULD LEAVESEXISM?

>> YES, ONLY BECAUSE RACISM IFEEL LIKE CAN DESTROY

GENERATIONS -->> DID YOU HEAR THE AUDIENCE?

>> WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT WHENYOU DO RACISM IT HAS SNEAKY BITS

AND CORNERS.

WHEN YOU DEAL WITH SEXISM IT'SSNEAKY CORNERRERS --

>> I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLEBIT OF TEA.

NO, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GETSOME TEA.

>> WHAT!

>> Larry: I DIDN'T LIKE THATANSWER.

>> WHAT!

>> Larry: I DON'T THINK YOUTHOUGHT IT THROUGH

( AUDIENCE BOOING ).

>> CAN I EXPLAIN MYSELF A LITTLEBIT BETTER THEN?

>> Larry: WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

JUST TAKE THIS.

WHICH RACE HAS THE WORST TAME INHOMES AND DECOR?

>> OH, NO!

OH!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> COULD I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY MYCAREER AND MY BUSINESS.

>> Larry: WHICH RACE HAS THEWORST TASTE IN HOMES AND DECOR?

OPEN YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS.

OPEN YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS?

OPEN YOUR HANDS.

( APPLAUSE )ALL RIGHT, JIM, HERE YOU GO.

GOOD JOB.

JIM, YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT SEX INYOUR ACT.

YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.

YOU REALLY GO OUT THERE ON IT.

REINCARNATION IS REAL BUT YOUCAN ONLY COME BACK AS A BODY

PART, ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU COME BACK AS A PENIS ORVAGINA AND WHY?

>> I COME BACK AS A BIG GIANTPENIS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE IN AS

MANY VAGINAS AS POSSIBLE.

>> Larry: THAT TAKES TWO OFTHESE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THERE'S NO WAY TO TOP THAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS,ALICIA MENENDEZ, EGYPT SHERROD,

CHLOE HILLIARD, AND JIM NORTON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )TOMORROW ON THE SHOW, WE'RE

TALKING ABOUT BANNING WORDS.

WHO GET TO DECIDE WHAT WORDSPEOPLE CAN AND CANNOT SAY.

I ALMOST COULDN'T SAY THAT. ASALWAYS,

TWEET YOUR QUESTIONS TO ME WITHTHE HASHTAG KEEP IT 100

UNTIL THEN, GOOD NIGHTLY,EVERYONE.

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WORST SONG IN HISTORY.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WOMEN INLEADERSHIP IN AMERICA.