In this episode, Native Americans have been relocated again to a spacious two-cent stamp. Then, someone gets nailed by Bill O'Reilly, and this time there's no way it's sexual harassment. Plus, this year's Christmas movies -- I'll tell you which ones Jesus would pan. And I'll sit down with speech writer Peggy Noonan, the brains behind the teleprompter in front of two presidents. Don't touch that dial. And if your TV has a dial, go get a new TV. This is The Colbert Report.