February 9, 2006 - George Packer

In this episode, the Winter Olympics: I'll describe my plan to take home the gold in apres-ski. Plus, I'll tell you about the Grammys in a powerful crossover duet with DMX. Then, George Packer, author of "The Assassins' Gate," is here to tell us who left the gate open, and why would you build a gate for assassins anyway? Very short-sighted. Hope you haven't eaten in the last 30 minutes, America, 'cause you're about to go swimming in the deep end of the truth. This is The Colbert Report.