Troy, Sarah's childhood imaginary friend, returns and lures her into a life of sex and drugs. Steve's song that mocks Brian gains immense popularity.
Sarah campaigns for "May Kadoody," a fake mayoral candidate. An actual May Kadoody outlaws gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
Sarah sues the movie "Home Alone" for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly defecates on his head.
Wanting to show how easy it is to make children's books and television, Sarah goes on a crusade. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
In an attempt to get Sarah to "man up," Laura falsely informs Sarah that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by a ghost.