Morris, Carter, DeRay, Larkin

  • Season 4, Ep 0409
  • 12/10/2000

I USED TO RAP WAY BEFORE

EMMINEM.

THEY CALLED ME "SKITTLES."

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)

BUT MY FAVORITE RAPPER IS SNOOP.

I LIKE SNOOP DOGGY DOGG.

BIG SNOOP DOG.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

'CAUSE HE HAS THAT LOOK ON HIS

FACE LIKE EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE

OKAY.

"BOW-WOW."

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

"HEY, WHAT'S CRACKIN', BABY,

THIS IS BIG SNOOP DOGG.

Y'KNOW, Y'KNOW, YEAH."

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

"HEY SNOOP, ARE YOU WORRIED?"

"AW, NO."

(CHEERING)

HE HAS THIS RAP WHERE HE TALKS

ABOUT HIM AND HIS FRIEND,

THEY GO TO THIS PARTY, AND HIS

FRIEND, LIKE PUTS HIS THING ON

THIS GIRL'S HEAD.

I MEAN, A GIRL'S NOT GONNA LIKE

THAT.

SHE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME

AT A PARTY, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

SHE FEELS IT, RIGHT?

"OH LOOK, THERE GOES SNOOP.

I WONDER WHERE HIS FRIEND

HALF-DEAD IS."

(LAUGHTER)

I KNOW HE DIDN'T...

(LAUGHTER)

I KNOW HE DIDN'T PUT HIS THING

ON MY HEAD!

(LAUGHTER)

AND I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE,

OKAY?

HEYYYY!"

(APPLAUSE)

SHE LOOKS BACK, IT'S BILL

CLINTON.

(CLINTON IMPRESSION AS RAPPER)

"WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUP,

WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUP?

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WHITE

HOUSE PARTY 'CAUSE A WHITE HOUSE

PARTY DON'T QUIT!"

I'M GONNA MISS BILL CLINTON.

BUT YOU KNOW WE'LL STILL SEE

HIM.

YOU KNOW WE WILL.

BECAUSE REMEMBER, LIKE,

THE LOSERS IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT

WOULD GRADUATE AND STILL DRIVE

AROUND THE CAMPUS AT NOON?

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S GONNA BE BILL CLINTON

AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

(LAUGHTER)

(RAPS AND DOES

CLINTON IMPRESSION)

"I'M BACK, BITCH!

TO SING YOU A SONG.

IT'S A SONG I WROTE FOR MY TWIN

BROTHER.

AND THAT'S NO JOKE, I DO HAVE A

TWIN BROTHER.

I WROTE THIS SONG FOR HIM WHEN

HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD,

AND AT THE TIME I WAS EIGHT.

SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND, UM,

HERE IT IS.

A SONG I WROTE FOR MY TWIN.

♪ (PLAYS ENTRO)

♪ YOU'RE MY TWIN...

♪ YOU'RE MY TWIN BROTHER

♪ WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOGETHER

♪ EACH DAY OF OUR LIVES

♪ AND NOW I MUST TELL YOU

♪ MY ONE AND ONLY TWIN

♪ WHEN I WAS BORN MOM AND DAD

♪ WERE SO HAPPY,

♪ BUT THEN YOU CAME OUT, TOO,

♪ AND THEY CRIED AND CRIED,

♪ 'CAUSE THEY ONLY WANTED ONE

♪ AND YOU RUINED ALL THEIR

♪ DREAMS

♪ AND WE TRIED TO LEAVE YOU

♪ AT THE HOSPITAL,

♪ BUT THE DOCTORS,

♪ THEY MADE US TAKE YOU HOME

♪ NOW WE'RE MISERABLE AS HELL

♪ AND WE WISH YOU WERE NOT

♪ LIVING WITH US

♪ AND WE THOUGHT OF THROWING

♪ YOU IN THE DUMPSTER,

♪ BUT OF COURSE

♪ WE CAN'T DO THAT

♪ YOU'RE MY TWIN, MY TWINNY,

♪ TWINNY, TWIN, TWIN

♪ YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FRIEND

♪ IN THE WORLD

♪ AND YOU SMELL LIKE

♪ ROTTEN MEAT

♪ YOU'RE ALSO STUPID

♪ MY STUPID ROTTEN MEAT

♪ SCENTED TWIN

♪ AND YOU'RE THE REASON

♪ DAD'S ALWAYS DRINKING

♪ AND WHY MOM IS ALWAYS

♪ DRINKING AS WELL

♪ WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT

♪ I WILL COVER UP YOUR NOSE

♪ AND MOUTH

♪ YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE

♪ TO BREATHE

♪ AND WHEN MORNING COMES

♪ YOU WILL BE DEAD

♪ AND THEN MOM AND DAD

♪ WILL SEE YOU'RE DEAD,

♪ BUT HE WILL LAUGH AND LAUGH

♪ AND BE SO DAMN HAPPY

♪ 'CAUSE WE'LL FINALLY HAVE

♪ THE FAMILY WE WANTED

♪ AND THE WORLD WILL BECOME

♪ A BETTER PLACE

♪ EVERYWHERE WE GO WILL BE

♪ BE RAINBOWS AND LOLLYPOPS

♪ EVERYONE WILL GET ALONG

♪ WITH EACH OTHER

♪ AND BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD,

♪ WE'LL ALL THROW A PARTY

♪ AND EVERYONE WILL BE

♪ INVITED TO THE PARTY

♪ AND THE PEOPLE WILL ALL BRING

♪ GIFTS TO THE PARTY

♪ AND THE GIFTS WILL BE

♪ FOR MOM, DAD AND ME

♪ AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY GIFTS

♪ FOR YOURSELF

♪ THAT'S BECAUSE

♪ YOU WILL BE DEAD...

♪ THREE, FOUR, MY TWIN

♪ MY TWIN BROTHER

♪ MOM AND DAD DON'T LOVE

♪ YOOO-U-U-U

♪ YOU'RE MY TWIN ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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