September 17, 2015 - GOP Primary Debates: Round Two

  • 09/17/2015

Larry reviews the second Republican presidential debate with panelists Tom Papa, Joy-Ann Reid and Rory Albanese.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WOOO!

YES!

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

IT'S GREAT.

IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK, YOUKNOW.

AND YOU KNOW IT'S THE END OF THEWEEK BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY DOWN TO

ONE "LARRY."

FINISH THE WEEK LARRY.

FINISH THE WEEK.

( LAUGHTER )IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE THERE.

THURSDAY.

NOW, OF COURSE, TONIGHT WE HAVETO TALK ABOUT THE G.O.P. DEBATE.

MAN!

DID YOU GUYS WATCH THAT?

THAT THING WAS WAY TOO LONG.

>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

>> Larry: OKAY.

( LAUGHTER )JEB, STOP IT!

WE'LL GET TO YOU IN A MINUTE,MR. EXCLAMATION POINT.

GO ON!

GET AWAY!

THERE YOU GO.

NOW ONE OF THE COOL THINGS ABOUTHAVING A DEBATE IN THE REAGAN

LIBRARY IS THE FORMERPRESIDENT'S AIR FORCE ONE.

IT'S A VERY IMPRESSIVE PLANE.

WAIT A SECOND.

HOLD ON.

CAN WE ZOOM IN ON SEAT 34B.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

TOP-SECRET PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE BOBBY JINDAL!

IS THAT YOU?

GET OUT OF THERE, MAN!

GET OUT OF THERE!

YOU HAD YOUR TIME EARLIER IN THEBABY DEBATE

GET, GET!

ALL RIGHT.

BUT ACTUALLY THERE WERE A LOT OFFUN MOMENTS FOR CNN'S 23 MILLION

VIEWERS.

ONE OF MY FAVORITES WAS THEAWKWARD WHITE GUY MIDDLE EASTERN

NAME PRONUNCIATION.

>> THIS DEAL ON ITS FACE WILLSEND OVER $1 BILLION TO

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI.

>>COM.

>> AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI.

>> Larry: KHA-ME-NEI.

CALM DOWN, YOU'RE IN THEPRESIDENTIAL DE-BA-TAY

WE GET IT.

WE GET IT.

WE KNOW THAT'S THE NERDY,CORRECT WAY TO SAY IT, ALL

RIGHT?

BUT THE AMERICAN PE-O-PLEY DON'TCAR-AY

AM I RIGHT, SHARDAY?

THAT NAME MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

WHEN IT WASN'T AWKWARD WHITE GUYPRONUNCIATIONS, IT WAS AWKWARD

WHITE GUY LOW-FIVES.

>> I SUGGESTED TO PRESIDENT BUSHTHAT HE NOT GO TO WAR, OKAY, SO

I JUST WANT THAT ON THE RECORD.

>> EVER READY, IT'S VERY HIGHENERGY, DONALD.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: THAT'S IT, OLD WHITEDUDES JUST RUINED LOW-FIVES FOR

THE REST OF US.

ADD IT TO THE LIST, BOYS.

PUT IT RIGHT UNDER SHAKING YOURTHANG.

GONE NOW, GONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT WAS SURPRISING HOWMUCH THEY FOCUSED ON RACE.

>> RACE.

>> RACE.

>> RACE.

>> RACE.

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: I'M JUST ( BLEEP ).

PLAY THAT AGAIN, DRE.

>> IN THIS RACE.

>> THIS RACE.

>> THIS RACE.

>> IN THE RACE.

>> A LONG RACE.

>> THE SPACE RACE.

>> Larry: THAT'S JUST RUBBINGIT IN, BEN CARSON.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SPACE.

ACTUALLY, THERE WAS ZERO MENTIONOF RACE.

PRETTY MUCH ZERO.

I THINK RAND PAUL SAID SOMETHINGTO...

( LAUGHTER )I MEAN, THE CLOSEST THING WE GOT

TO BLACK LIVES MATTERING WAS ANHOUR AND A HALF IN WHEN THEY

WERE DISCUSSING MEXICANS BOOINGABLE TO CLAIM BIRTH RIGHTS

CITIZENSHIPS.

>> THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF THE14th AMENDMENT SAID ON THE

SENATE FLOOR THAT THIS WASAPPLYING TO SLAVES AND DID NOT

SPECIFICALLY APPLY TO OTHERS.

>> Larry: SLAVES, NICE.

WE GOT RIGHT IN THERE!

( LAUGHTER )SO IN OTHER WORDS ONE OF THE

ONLY MENTIONS DURING THISTHREE-HOUR DEBATE OF BROWN

PEOPLE IN AMERICA WAS IN THECONTEXT OF KEEPING THEM OUT.

( LAUGHTER )COME ON, G.O.P.

GIVE ME A LOW-FIVE.

MAN.

DAMN, JEB.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT SOHARD?

>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, STOP IT.

HE WON'T STOP.

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

SO LET'S TALK ABOUT DONALDTRUMP.

HE'S GOT LIKE A RESTING SMUGFACE, DOESN'T HE?

IT'S LIKE HE'S EVEN THINKINGEVERYBODY'S A LOSER.

LOSER.

YOU CAN FREEZE FRAME ALMOST ANYIMAGE AND HE HAS THAT LOOK HIS

FACE.

>> DONALD TRUMP WOULD BE CRUS ASPRESIDENT.

HE SAID HE WOULDN'T WANT SUCH AHOT HEAD WITH HIS FINGER ON THE

NUCLEAR CODE.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW WHO HEREMINDS ME OF?

>> THE ALLIED POWERS ARE LOSERS.

OKAY, LOOK, FOR EVERYBODY OUTTHERE WHO IS SAYING, "LARRY, ARE

YOU REALLY COMPARING TRUMP TOMUSSOLINI?"

YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I JUSTDID.

I DID THAT.

IT WAS KIND OF FUN, ACTUALLY.

BUT TRUMP IS AMAZING TO ME.

TRUMP DOESN'T WASTE ANY TIME INBEING A DICK.

IN THE VERY FIRST QUESTION WHENHE WAS ASKED TO RESPOND TO

SOMETHING CARLY FIORINA SAIDABOUT TRUMP HAVING TO ACCESS

NUCLEAR CODES, THIS IS HOW HEARE ANSWERED.

>> RAND PAUL SHOULDN'T EVEN BEON THIS STAGE.

HE'S NUMBER 11.

>> Larry: WHAT!

UM, LITTLE SUGGESTION, IF I MAY.

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RERESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO HAVE

ACCESS TO THE BUTTONS OF OURNUCLEAR ARSENAL, YOUR ANSWER

SHOULD NOT BE TO RANDOMLY ATTACKSOMEONE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )MOVES LIKE THAT SORT OF MADE ME

SUSPICIOUS THAT TRUMP MIGHT SLIPOUT OF THE LEAD.

I DON'T KNOW.

AND I FELT LIKE THE OVERALLTAKEAWAY WAS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S

FAVOR.

>> THE POLITICAL ANALYSTS SEEMEDTO AGREE THAT CARLY FIORINA WON

THE DEBATE.

>> OBVIOUSLY, CARLY FIORINA WASTHE BIG WINNER.

>> IT WAS CARLY FIORINA WHO RANAWAY WITH THE HEADLINES.

>> GRETCHEN, WHO WON?

>> CARLY FIORINA.

>> HANDS DOWN.

>> HANDS DOWN.

>> Larry: WOW, THAT'S RIGHT, ALADY TAKING DOWN ALL THOSE MEN

IN THE GRAND OLD PARTY.

WOW!

THAT WAS A GREAT MOMENT FORWOMEN.

RIGHT?

>> I'D LIKE TO LINK THESE TWOISSUES, BOTH OF WHICH ARE

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT-- IRAN ANDPLANNED PARENTHOOD.

( APPLAUSE )>> Larry: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO

LINK TWO ISSUES ( BLEEP ) ANDYOUR AGENDA.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

CARLY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GETBEHIND YOU.

YOU DID SAY YOU WANTED YOURSECRET SERVICE CODE NAME TO BE

SECRETARIAT.

RIGHT?

I ASSUMED YOU'D TAKE US TO THEFINISH LINE, BUT IT APPEARS YOUR

FINISH LINE IS TO GET RID OFPLANNED PARENTHOOD, AND WHAT IS

YOUR REASONING?

>> I DARE HILLARY CLINTON,BARACK OBAMA, TO WATCH THESE

TAPES, WATCH A FULLY FORMEDFETUS ON THE TABLE, ITS HEART

BEATING, ITS LEGS KICKING WHILESOMEONE SAYS, "WE HAVE TO KEEP

IT ALIVE TO HARVEST ITS BRAIN."

>> Larry: I'LL TELL YOU, THATSTATEMENT IS BOTH HORRIFIC AND

SHOCKING, NOT JUST BECAUSE OFTHE DETAILS BUT BECAUSE IT SEEMS

TO BE UNTRUE.

>> THERE IS ACTUALLY A SHORTPORTION OF ONE OF THE VIDEOTAPES

THAT DOES SHOW A FETUS, LOOKSKIND OF LIKE THAT'S WHAT'S GOING

ON.

BUT IT IS EDITED IN AND NO PROOFOR ANY WAY TO ASCERTAIN THIS HAD

ANYTHING TO DO WITH PLANNEDPARENTHOOD.

>> Larry: LOOK, WORD TOREPUBLICANS -- STOP BULLYING

PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )PLANNED PARENTHOOD PROVIDES

SERVICES FOR MILLIONS OF WOMENWHO NEED THEM.

IT'S NOT JUST ABORTIONS.

YES, ABORTIONS ARE A VERYCONTROVERSIAL ISSUE, BUT ONLY 3%

OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD'S SERVICESARE ABORTIONS AND 0% OF FEDERAL

FUNDING PAYS FOR THEM.

SO DEFUNDING THEM STOPS VERY FEWABORTIONS BUT IT STOPS A

RIDICULOUSLY LARGE NUMBER OFEVERYDAY WOMEN'S HEALTH

SERVICES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I MEAN, THE MEDIA DECLARED CARLY

FIORINA THE WINNER LAST NIGHT.

BUT THE IRONY IS THAT THE ONEWOMAN WHO WON MAY MAKE IT

POSSIBLE FOR A LOT OF WOMEN TOLOSE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL, YOU KNOWTHEM, YOU LOVE THEM.

CAN THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR RORY ALBANESE.

AND YOU CAN SEE HIM ON NETFLIX,COMEDIAN TOM PAPA.

AND SHE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE NEWBOOK "FRACTURE: OBAMA, THE

CLINTONS AND THE DEMOCRATICDIVIDE," MSNBC NATIONAL

CORRESPONDENT AND OUR REALLYGOOD FRIEND, JOY-ANN REID.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )ALL RIGHT.

SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THEPRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

AND I REALLY THINK TRUMP, HE HADMOMENTS LAST NIGHT, I ALMOST

FELT LIKE THEY WERE OUTING HISSHALLOWNESS LAST NIGHT A LITTLE

BIT BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLESHOWED HIM UP.

LET'S JUST SHOW ONE WHERE ITHINK IF I WAS TALKING.

>> DONALD TRUMP SAID ABOUT YOU,"LOOK AT THAT FACE.

WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR THAT?

YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT FACE OF OURNEXT PRESIDENT?"

>> I THINK WOMEN ALL OVER THISCOUNTRY HEARD EXACTLY WHAT

MR. TRUMP SAID.

>> SHE'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL FACEAND I THINK SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL

WOMAN.

>> HE'S SO TONE DEAF.

EVEN IN HIS RESPONSE TO BEINGTONE DEAF HE'S TONE DEAF.

SO FAR, HIS NUMBERS HAVE NOTGONE DOWN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TOHAPPEN, JOY-ANN?

>> NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

WE HAVE TO REMEMBER WHERE THATDEBATE TOOK PLACE.

IT WAS AT THE REAGAN LIBRARY.

THAT WAS NOT A TRUMP AUDIENCE.

THAT WAS AN ESTABLISHMENTAUDIENCE, WHERE HIS JOKES WOULD

FALL FLAT, WHERE PEOPLE WOULDNOT RESPOND TO HIM.

WHERE THEY WERE JUST NOT PRIMEDTO BE A TRUMP AUDIENCE.

ALL THE POLLS, THE ONLINEINSTANT POLLS HE STILL WAS

DECLARED THE WINNER AND HISFOLLOWERS ARE STILL WITH HIM.

>> I THINK HE'S GETTING A LITTLEMORE TACTICAL.

I KIND OF SENSE HE WAS SURPRISEDHE'S GONE THIS FAR?

>> Larry: YOU THINK SO?

>> YES.

I THINK HE WAS RUNNING AND ITWAS LIKE I'LL DO LIKE LAST TIME,

I'M RUN, I'LL GET SOME PROMO ANDSOMEONE WILL COME UP.

NO ONE'S COME UP AND HE'S LIKE,"OH, I'M STILL GOING.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW I THINK HE'S TONING IT DOWNA LITTLE BIT.

EVEN THAT COMMENT-- A COUPLE OFWEEKS AGO HE WOULD HAVE BEEN

LIKE, "YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFULFACE, YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL

WOMAN...AND NICE CANS"

>> Larry: HE STILL DID THETHING WHERE HE WOULDN'T

APOLOGIZE TO BUSH.

>> THAT'S WHAT IS AMAZING -->> HE COULD HAVE EASILY MADE A

GRACIOUS GESTURE WHO CARES.

>> THAT'S WHAT IS AMAZING ABOUTHIM, APOLOGIES-- IT'S LIKE YOU

SAID, THE TONE DEAFNESS, THE TINEAR.

THE WHOLE THING IS YOUOBJECTIFIED A WOMAN.

AND IT'S LIKE "LET ME DO YOU INA COMPLIMENTARY WAY."

YOU'RE STILL DOING IT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

>> YOU'RE GORGEOUS.

NOW I'M A HERO.

NO, YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.

JUST THE FACT THAT HE DOESN'TUNDERSTAND A BASIC CONCEPT LIKE

THAT IS JUST SCARY IF HE WERE TORUN THE COUNTRY.

THAT SCARES ME.

THAT'S QUITE SIMPLE.

>> Larry: I THINK HE JUST OWNSIT.

>> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,CONGRATULATIONS.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: YOU CAN SEE IT INHOW HE REACTS AS THE ALPHA ALL

THE TIME.

"NICE JOKE, NICE JOKE."

>> "MORE ENERGY.

GOOD, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER.

YEAH."

>> Larry: REALLY GOOD AT BEINGBLACK DR. CARSON

VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

BUT IF HE DOES GO AWAY-- ITHOUGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE DID KIND

OF SHOW HIM UP-- WHO WOULDREPLACE HIM, DO YOU THINK?

WHO WOULD REALLY COME UP.

I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE BENCARSON.

BEN CARSON I THINK IS A SLEEPERAGENT, I REALLY DO.

AND BY THAT I MEAN HIS WHOLE JOBIS TO PUT ME TO SLEEP.

I CAN'T STAY AWAKE.

>> HE ACTUALLY TALKS WITH HISOWN EYES CLOSED.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?

RIGHT.

>> Larry: AND I GET IT.

THE GUY WAS BRILLIANT.

MY THEORY IS SOMETIMES THEANESTHESIOLOGIST DIDN'T SHOW UP

ON TIME.

THOSE TWINS GOT TO BESEPARATED-- WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED

TO DO-- HE STARTS TALKING, NOWYOU'RE ASLEEP-- BAM!

>> I FEEL LIKE THAT IS THEADVANTAGE, TOO.

WE TALKED ABOUT IT EARLIER.

IN, HE SAID YOU GO TO MEET WITHA LEADER THAT MIGHT NOT LIKE

US, TALK TO THEM, GO TO SLEEP,MAYBE DO A LITTLE BRAIN SURGERY,

THEY WAKE UP, ALL OF A SUDDEN,"U.S.A.!"

YEAH, NICE JOB, DR. CARSON.

>> Larry: I FEEL LIKEREPUBLICANS TO ME CANNIBALIZE

THEIR OPEN GOOD CANDIDATESSOMETIMES.

THEY'LL TAKE ONE ISSUE ANDDISMISS THEM.

MARCO RUBIO, WHO I BELIEVE--MARCO RUBIO, I DON'T KNOW WHY

THEY WOULDN'T EMBRACE HIM.

HE'S YOUNG.

HE HAS A GOOD STORY.

HE TELLS IT WELL.

HE'S VERY INTELLIGENT.

HERE'S A GUY YOU COULD PUT UPAGAINST WHETHER IT'S HILLARY,

SANDERS OR JOE BIDEN, THEY'LLLOOK OLDY-McOLD NEXT TO A NEW

GUY.

THEY DISMISS HIM BECAUSE OF ONEISSUE, IMMIGRATION, HE'S GONE.

>> I FEEL LIKE FOR THE BASE--IT'S UPSETTING BECAUSE THE PARTY

COULD HAVE A GOOD YET IDEA, BUTTHEY GET A PAMPHLET WHEN THEY

RUN, YOU HAVE TO SAY ABORTIONBAD, IMMIGRATION BAD, FLAG PINS,

TED NUGENT, GOOD.

AND IF YOU GO OFF OF THAT SCRIPTTHEY REALLY COME DOWN ON YOU.

IT'S SCARY.

WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHO IS GOING TOEMERGE, IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF

THAT MAYBE YOU CAN WIN THEGENERAL ELECTION --

>> THE GENERAL ELECTION I THINKIS STILL A BIG ISSUE.

LET'S SHOW THE HUCKABEE-- THEYTRIED TO GET INTO L.G.B.T.

ISSUES IN A WAY.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

>> I AM HERE TO FIGHT FORSOMEBODY WHO IS A COUNTY CLERK

ELECTED UNDER THE KENTUCKYCONSTITUTION THAT 75% OF THE

PEOPLE IN THAT STATE VOTED FORSAID MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN

AND A WOMAN.

WHAT ELSE IS IT OTHER THAN THECRIMINALLATION OF HER FAITH AND

THE EXALTATION OF THE FAITH OFEVERYONE ELSE WHO MIGHT BE A

FORT HOOD SHOOTER OR A DETAINEEAT GITMO.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, THIS ISSO--

( LAUGHTER )UNBELIEVABLY OFFENSIVE.

>> I GET SO SWEPT AWAY.

>> Larry: YOU WANT TO GET--YOU'RE DISMISSING SO MUCH OF THE

COUNTRY THAT YOU'REAUTOMATICALLY TELLING THEM,

FIRST OF ALL, THE THING YOUREALLY WANT AND HAVE BEEN

FIGHTING FOR, FOR SO LONG, YOUCAN ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF ON THAT.

AND JUST ON THE WAY OUT, I'MGOING TO COMPARE YOU TO

TERRORISTS.

>> IT'S NOT AS IF PEOPLE WEREASKING YOU TO OFFICIATE AT THE

WEDDINGS OR GET MARRIED TO AWOMAN HERSELF.

SHE COULD HAVE SIGNED THE FORMSOR ALLOWED SOMEONE ELSE IN THE

OFFICE TO.

SHE WOULDN'T ALLOW THEM, EITHER.

>> Larry: DONT THEY CARE ABOUTTHE VOTE?

>> THEY CARE ABOUT THE VOTE BUTNOT THE GAY VOTE.

BUT THE OVERALL VOTE.

LIKE, PEOPLE WHO WEAR OVERALLS.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: OR HOW ABOUT PEOPLEWHO AGREE--

>> BY THE WAY, YOU SAW HERHUSBAND AT THAT THING, RIGHT?

HE WAS LITERALLY-- IT WAS LIKEDID THEY GO TO CENTRAL CASTING.

"WE NEED A KENTUCKY GUY!"HE'S LIKE, "LET ME WEAR MY STRAW

HAT WITH THE GREEN VISOR IN IT."

"IT IS FASHION WEEK!"UNBELIEVABLE.

I MEAN, I THINK HUCKABEE TO MEIS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO, YOU

KNOW, IT'S LIKE HE LIVES IN APLACE WHERE, YOU KNOW, EVEN

TALKING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING,JUST PRAY FOR IT TO GO AWAY.

THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

>> I GET IT, THAT IS THEIR FAITHAND THAT'S COOL.

THAT'S FINE.

YOU CAN EXALT THAT, AND YOU CANREALLY-- BUT YOU DON'T RUN FOR

PUBLIC OFFICE.

YOU SHOULD RUN FOR POPE.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> WELL, NO, NOT WITH THIS POPE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT THISPOPE.

>> NOT EVEN THE POPE BELIEVESTHIS ( BLEEP ) ANYMORE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

IME BACK WITH MY PANEL.

LAST NIGHT ON THE DEBATES THECANDIDATES ALL SAID WHAT THEIR

SECRET SERVICE SECRET NAME WOULDBE.

>> I WANT MY CODE NAME TO BEGATOR.

>> CALL ME UNIT ONE.

>> SECRETARIAT.

>> TRUE HEART.>> DUCK HUNTER

>> KOHEBA,.

>> HUMBLE>> JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS.

>> Larry: I DIDN'T LIKE ANY OFTHOSE.

WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME ICALL "SECRET SERVICE NEW NAME

GAME".

AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE A BUNCHOF NEW SECRET NAMES UP ON THE

BOARD, AND EVERYTHING FROMTUMBLEWEED, MUMBLES MAGOO TO,

KNUCKLES, NEVER NUDE, CHOCOLATETHUNDER, NUGGET POUCH

I'M GOING TO HOLD UP A HEAD, ANDYOU TELL ME WHAT NEW NAME I

SHOULD GIVE.

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

BOBBY JINDAL.

THIS IS EASY.

THIS IS TOP SECRET, BECAUSE HE'STHE TOP SECRET CANDIDATE, SEE?

( LAUGHTER )ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S HIS NEW TOP SECRET NAME.

NEXT ONE, CHRIS CHRISTIE.

>> IT'S EASY TO GO FOR A CRUELJOKE--

>> I WOULD GO WITH LOGJAM.

BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHY,BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE TRAFFIC

THING HE DID.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND IT'S LIKE -->> LOGJAM IS GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

>> THAT'S Sd(9 >> Larry: I THINK NEVER NUDE.

>> NO, THERE ARE A LOT OF NEVERNUDES ON THAT STAGE.

>> Larry: LET'S THINK ABOUTTHIS VERY CAREFULLY, RORY.

>> I DO NOT WANT TO SEE MIKEHUCKABEE NAKED EVER.

>> CHRIS CHRISTIE HAS WORN THETIGHTEST PANTS SO I THINK HE'S

COME CLOSEST TO NUDE SO I THINKWE SHOULD GIVE HIM NEVER NUDE.

>> LOGJAM ALSO HAS ANOTHERMEANING WITH CHRISTIE WITH

HOW MUCH HE EATS.

>> Larry: I AGREE.

LOGJAM?

>> I'M SORRY, I DON'T WRITE IT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: JEB BUSH.

>> LOGJAM IS OUT OF THEBUILDING.

LOGJAM.

>> Larry: JEB BUSH.

>> HIGH RISE, BLACK FRIDAYS.

>> I'VE GOT IT, BLACK FRIDAYSBECAUSE HE'S LIKE THE DISCOUNT

BUSH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

( CHEERS )>> Larry: DONALD TRUMP.

>> OH, WOW HE COULD BE NEVERNUDE AS WELL.

>> HIGH RISE.

>> Larry: I'M GOING TO GO WITHNUGGET.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THATMAKES SENSE.

>> Larry: WE HAVE-- HERE WEGO, TED CRUZ.

>> MMM.

>> TED CRUZ.

>> HE'S VAGUELY ETHNIC, RIGHT.

>> Larry: VAGUELY ETHNIC.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL PUT HIM THERE.

OKAY, BEN CARSON?

>> HE COULD HAVE BEEN VAGUELYETHNIC.

>> HE COULD ALSO DEFINITELY BEBE CHOCOLATE THUNDER.

>> Larry: HE'S MUMBLESMcGOO.

ALL RIGHT.

LAST ONE.

>> WHO IN THE GROUP IS CHOCOLATETHUNDER THERE'S CHOCOLATE

THUNDER!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: CHOCOLATE THUNDER!

CHOCOLATE THUNDER!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.