My Way or the Highway

  • Season 2, Ep 7
  • 10/15/2013

When Governor Melcher turns Brickleberry into a highway, Woody decides to run for office. Connie is tasked with infiltrating a militia on park grounds.

- HOW'S THE SOUP?

- WHAT?- SOUP!

- POOP?- NO! SOUP!

- I KNOW!

I'M SAYINGYOUR SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT.

[rumbling]

- OW! OH! OH!DAMN IT!

- YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANT TO APOLOGIZE?

- NEVER! WE ARE GONNAMAKE THE BEST OF THIS!

[horn honks]

[crash]

WHERE THE [bleep]DID THAT COME FROM?

[horns honking]

[doorbell rings]

AND WHO THE HELLARE YOU?

- MAN, I'M GLADYOU'RE OPEN.

THIS IS THE FIRST REST STOPFOR MILES.

I GOTTA SQUEAK A LEAKOUT OF MY CROTCH BEAK.

[horns honking]

- WHAT THE HELL?

- HEY, ARE YOUTHE MANAGER?

I THINK I BROKEYOUR SHITTER.

BUT DON'T WORRY.PEOPLE ARE STILL USING IT.

- BLEGH!

WHAT THE--

- YOU SAID,"MAKE THE BEST OF IT."

- THAT'S IT!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

- AABHEER, YOUR SHIFT'SSTARTING EARLY.

- JACKPOT.

- UH-OH, FOX NEWS JUST SAIDTHAT GAY TERRORISTS

ARE TRYING TO REPLACEOUR GUNS WITH ABORTIONS.

THAT'S WHY WOODYNEEDS TO BE GOVERNOR.

JUST MAKE THAT DONATION CHECKOUT TO MALLOY.

[radio static]- HEY, GUYS! IT'S STEVE!

I'VE BEEN TRAPPED FOR DAYSIN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY!

PLEASE SEND--[static]

- ALL RIGHT, TEAM WOODY!

HOW MUCH MONEYHAVE WE RAISED?

- $30,000.

- BOOM!

- OOPS, SORRY.NEGATIVE $30,000.

- WHAT?

- THERE'S THE PRINTING,THE RADIO SPOTS,

UH, AND THAT DOLPHINFOR YOUR INAUGURATION.

[dolphin chatters]

- IT WAS AN IMPULSE BUY,BUT I DON'T REGRET IT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU'VE GOTA LOT OF NERVE,

WEARING THATIN MY CAMPAIGN OFFICE.

- IT'S NOT YOURCAMPAIGN OFFICE, WOODY.

IT'S THE RANGER STATION.

- BURN IN HELL, JEW.- WHAT?

OH, MORE FREEMILITIA T-SHIRTS, DENZEL?

- NO, I GOT THISAT THE GAP.

- LOOK, WOODY,YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

GOVERNOR MELCHERCUT UNEMPLOYMENT,

SHE BALANCED THE BUDGET,

AND WON A CONGRESSIONALMEDAL OF HONOR.

YOU'RE A RACIST,MISOGYNISTIC WAR CRIMINAL!

- WELL, WHEN YOU SAY ITWITH THAT NEGATIVE TONE,

IT SOUNDS BAD, YEAH.

- UGH!- WOODY, HERE'S THE DEAL.

I NEED YOU TO WIN

SO I CAN LIVEIN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION.

- I'M RUNNINGAGAINST A WOMAN.

OF COURSEI'M GOING TO WIN.

- YOU'RE TRAILINGIN THE POLLS BY 99%!

WE NEED TO DOSOMETHING DRASTIC.

- YOU'RE RIGHT! WE SHOULDBUY ANOTHER DOLPHIN!

- NO! LET'S BLACKMAILTHIS WOMAN.

- OOH, THAT'S SMART.

GET SOME DIRT ON HER,HOLD IT OVER HER HEAD.

- NO. I SAID, "BLACK MALE,"I.E., YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKEA SEX TAPE WITH HER.

- YEAH, THEN WE CANWHACK OFF TO IT.

- NO, WE WILL SEND ITTO THE PRESS.

- YOU DO IT YOUR WAY,I'LL DO IT MINE.

- I DO LOVE SEX AND ELECTRONICS.BUT HOW OLD IS SHE?

- DON'T WORRY.SHE'S OLD.

- HEY, DID YOUHEAR THAT, DICK?

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