April 20, 2015 - Britt McHenry & Ben Affleck's Ancestry

  • 04/20/2015

Chrissy Teigen, Mike Yard and Philip Galanes chat with Larry about ESPN reporter Britt McHenry's rant against a towing company worker and Ben Affleck's slave-owning ancestors.

>> LARRY: TONIGHTLY...

LEAKED E-MAILS REVEAL THAT BENAFFLECK'S ANCESTORS ONCE OWNED

SLAVES.

YOU KNOW WHO NEVER LETS US DOWNLIKE THIS, BEN AFFLECK?

MATT DAMON.

(LAUGHTER)AFFLECK HAD ALL REFERENCES TO

HIS SLAVE-OWNING ANCESTORS CUTFROM A PBS GENEALOGY

DOCUMENTARY.

ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE SURE NO ONEFINDS OUT?

PUT THEM IN A PBS GENEALOGYDOCUMENTARY.

(LAUGHTER)AND FINALLY, AN ESPN REPORTER IS

CAUGHT ON VIDEO MAKING NASTYCOMMENTS TO A SERVICE

EMPLOYEE -- OR, AS THE SERVICEEMPLOYEE DESCRIBES IT... BEING

AT WORK.

(LAUGHTER)POUR YOURSELF A TALL GLASS OF

HATER-ADE, THIS IS THE "THENIGHTLY SHOW"!

>> Larry: WHOO!

YES!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.

WELCOME TO THE "THE NIGHTLYSHOW."

I AM LARRY, LARRY, LARRY --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WE'VE GOT A STORY THAT REALLYBLEW UP OVER THE WEEKEND.

YES, THE METS HAVE WON TENGAMES!

UNBELIEVABLE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALSO, THIS --

>> NEW BLOWBACK TODAY TO THEESPN REPORTER WHOSE ABUSIVE RANT

WENT VIRAL.

BRITT McHENRY HAS BEENSUSPENDED FOR A WEEK AFTER SHE

WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA BERATING ATOWING COMPANY EMPLOYEE.

>> Larry: WELL, YOU KNOW...

(AUDIENCE REACTS)YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW,

YOU GET YOUR CAR TOWED, YOU'REGOING TO BE ANGRY.

I MEAN, I REMEMBER ONE TIME ISAID TO THE LADY AT THE TOW

PLACE, "HEY!

I'M ANGRY!"SO I GET IT.

WHAT COULD SHE HAVE SAID THAT'SWORTHY OF A JOB SUSPENSION?

>> I'M IN THE NEWS, SWEETHEART.

I WILL (BLEEP)ING SUE THISPLACE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: YEP, SOUNDS LIKE

SOLID GROUND FOR A CASE.

I'M NO BIG CITY LAWYER, BUT YOURRATIONALE SOUNDS PRETTY SOLID TO

ME, YOUNG LADY.

CONTINUE...

>> THAT'S WHY I HAVE A DEGREEAND YOU DON'T.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: YEAH, GET HER!

THAT UPPITY TOW POUND CLERKTHINKS SHE'S BETTER THAN

EVERYONE ELSE.

LOOK AT HER SITTING ALL JUDGE-YOVER HER JUNKYARD KINGDOM.

PUT HER IN HER PLACE, PRETTYWHITE LADY WHO'S USED TO

EVERYBODY DOING WHAT SHE SAYS'CAUSE SHE'S A PRETTY WHITE

LADY!

GO!

GET HER!

>> I WOULDN'T WORK AT A SCUMBAGPLACE LIKE THIS.

MAYBE IF I WAS MISSING SOMETEETH THEY WOULD HIRE ME, HUH?

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: GUYS, GUYS,

PLEASE -- TO BE FAIR, THE LADY'STEETH WEREN'T MISSING.

THEY WERE ILLEGALLY PARKED INHER MOUTH, AND THEY GOT TOWED.

>> DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURJOB?

SO I COULD BE A COLLEGE DROPOUTAND DO THE SAME THING?

>> Larry: OH MY GOD.

RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU NEED ADOCTORATE TO DO THIS --

UH, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GETBACK IN THIS GAME?

>> LOSE SOME WEIGHT, BABY GIRL.

'CAUSE I'M ON TELEVISION ANDYOU'RE IN A (BLEEP)ING TRAILER,

HONEY.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: EVERY RESPONSE IS

THE SAME!

ACTUALLY, BECAUSE YOU SAID THIS(BLEEP), YOU'RE NO LONGER ON

TELEVISION -- BABY GIRL.

(APPLAUSE)DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM, TALK

ABOUT THEIR MOTHER.

THEN GIVE THEM AN OPPORTUNITY TOCOME BACK WITH A REJOINDER

ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.

"NO," YOUR "MOMMA'S SO TOOTHLESSAND FAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, YADA,

YADA, YADA."

THAT'S THE POLITE WAY TO BERUDE.

(APPLAUSE)SO HOW DID THE TOW TRUCK LADY

RESPOND TO THIS?

>> THE WOMAN ON THE TAPE THAT'SBEING BERATED BY BRITT McHENRY

ACTUALLY DID NOT WANT HER TO BESUSPENDED OR TERMINATED AS A

RESULT OF HER COMMENTS.

>> Larry: HMM...

SO THE WOMAN WHO'S BEING ACCUSEDOF BEING LOW CLASS ACTUALLY HAS

ALL THE CLASS.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

McHENRY DID THE RIGHT THINGAND APOLOGIZED TO TWITTER.

>> McHENRY APOLOGIZED ONTWITTER -- "IN AN INTENSE AND

STRESSFUL MOMENT, I ALLOWED MYEMOTIONS TO GET THE BEST OF ME

AND SAID SOME INSULTING ANDREGRETTABLE THINGS.

AS FRUSTRATED AS I WAS, I SHOULDALWAYS CHOOSE TO BE RESPECTFUL

AND TAKE THE HIGH ROAD.

I AM SO SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS ANDWILL LEARN FROM THIS MISTAKE ."

>> Larry: I HEARD TWITTERACCEPTED HER APOLOGY BUT THE

LADY SHE ACTUALLY INSULTED ISSTILL WAITING FOR HERS.

(APPLAUSE)SO QUICK RIDDLE -- WHAT'S WORSE

THAN A D-LEVEL CELEBRITY YELLINGIN YOUR FACE?

AN A-LISTER WHOSE ANCESTORSOWNED SLAVES!

WHICH IS WHY I'M CALLING MY NEXTSEGMENT "IT TURNS OUT BEN

AFFLECK'S ANCESTORS...

MAY HAVE OWNED MINE ."

♪ YEAH, YEAH...♪(AUDIENCE REACTS)

HORRIBLE!

NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE SEGMENTI AGREE.

(LAUGHTER)I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT

BEN AFFLECK WAS ON A PBS SHOWCALLED "FINDING YOUR ROOTS."

IT TURNS OUT HIS ROOTS WERE ALITTLE TOO CLOSE TO "ROOTS"

ROOTS.

>> IN A 2014 EPISODE OF THE PBSDOCUMENTARY SERIES "FINDING YOUR

ROOTS," BEN AFFLECK LEARNED AGREAT DEAL ABOUT HIS FAMILY

TREE.

HE APPARENTLY DID NOT WANT THESHOW TO REVEAL THAT ONE OF HIS

ANCESTORS OWNED SLAVES.

>> Larry: WELL, I GUESS BENAND HIS ANCESTOR HAVE ONE THING

IN COMMON -- THEY BOTH HATE THEYANKEES.

BUT THE REAL CONTROVERSY ISN'TTHAT BEN AFFLECK'S ANCESTORS

OWNED SLAVES.

IT'S THAT HE DIDN'T WANT US TOKNOW ABOUT IT.

>> AFFLECK APPARENTLY ASKED PBSTO WITHHOLD INFORMATION ABOUT

HIS SLAVE-OWNING ANCESTOR.

LAST JULY, THE SHOW'S LEAST-- LAST JULY THE SHOW'S HOST

HENRY GATES, JR. E-MAILED SONYENTERTAINMENT C.E.O. MICHAEL

LYNTON TO ASK FOR ADVICE.

LYNTON RESPONDED, "IT'S TRICKYBECAUSE IT MAY GET OUT THAT YOU

MADE THE CHANGE."

>> Larry: HOW COULD IT GETOUT?

IT'S ON SONY'S SECURE EMAILSERVER!

THAT THING IS AIRTIGHT!

THEY'VE GOT NORTON ANTI-VIRUS!

THEY'VE GOT McAFEE!

THEY'VE GOT THE WHOLE SHEBANG!

THAT IS AN INTERNET VAULT.

>> ACCORDING TO PRIVATE E-MAILSBETWEEN HENRY LOUIS GATES AND

THE SONY HEAD THAT WERE STOLENDURING NOVEMBER'S HACKING

SCANDAL...

>> Larry: YEP, IT'S ANOTHERNEWS SCOOP FROM STAR JOURNALIST

KIM JONG-UN.

WITH SO MANY NEWS ORGANIZATIONSCUTTING BUDGETS, THANK GOD KIM

JONG-UN IS COMMITTED TO GETTINGTHE TRUTH OUT.

HELL, HE COULD END UP WINNINGTHE PULITZER PRIZE.

IT DEFINITELY SEEMS AT THISPOINT KIM JONG-UN IS MORE A

CHAMPION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENTTHAN BEN AFFLECK.

YUP, THE GREAT LIBERAL TURNSPOSITIVELY NIXONIAN WHEN THINGS

GET ALL SLAVEY-SLAVE-SLAVE.

BUT IN BEN AFFLECK'S DEFENSE, IFYOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE, WHO

REALLY HAS THE COURAGE TOACKNOWLEDGE THIS TYPE OF UGLY

ANCESTRAL EPISODE?

>> OTHER STARS LIKE KEN BURNSAND ANDERSON COOPER BOTH HAVE

SLAVE-OWNING ANCESTORS THAT WEREFEATURED ON THE SHOW.

IT'S SHAMEFUL.

I FEEL A SENSE OF SHAME OVER IT.

>> Larry: YOU SEE, BEN, THAT'SCALLED OWNING IT.

I DON'T MEAN OWNING THEM -- IMEAN OWNING IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

(APPLAUSE)OKAY.

NOW WE HAVE BEEN DOING SOMEGENEALOGY DIGGING ON BEN AFFLECK

OURSELVES, AND I THINK WE'VEACTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING.

SO USING OUR PATENTEDGHOST-SUMMONING TECHNOLOGY,

WE'VE BROUGHT FORTH BENAFFLECK'S GREAT GREAT GREAT

GREAT GRANDFATHER.

OH, THERE HE IS!

(APPLAUSE)THANKS FOR JOINING US.

>> CASSIUS: GREETINGS.

I AM CASSIUS BEAUCHAMP AFFLECKVI.

>> Larry: YES.

NOW, CASSIUS -->> CASSIUS: (FRIENDLY) PLEASE,

CALL ME CASSIUS BEAUCHAMPAFFLECK VI.

>> Larry: UMM, NO.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

(LAUGHTER)SO IT SEEMS LIKE BEN WANTS

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITHYOU.

>> CASSIUS: IT'S DISGRACEFUL.

I MEAN, I STOOD BY BENJAMIN EVENTHOUGH HE'S DONE THINGS I'M

WILDLY ASHAMED OF.

"GIGLI," FOR INSTANCE.

>> Larry: WAIT, HOW DID YOUSEE "GIGLI"?

>> CASSIUS: NETFLIX.

>> Larry: YES, "GIGLI" WASBAD, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S ON

THE SAME LEVEL AS OWNING SLAVES.

>> CASSIUS: HAVE YOU SEENGIGLI?

PIECE OF CRAP.

ALTHOUGH I DID ENJOY THEMPRESSIVE DERRIEÈRE ON THAT LADY

SPANIARD HE USED TO DATE.

>> Larry: NOW, HOW MANY SLAVESDID YOU ACTUALLY OWN?

>> CASSIUS: NOT THAT MANY.

5,000 TOPS.

>> Larry: 5,000?

CASSIUS: YES.

ABOUT 4,900 MORE THAN THE NUMBEROF PEOPLE WHO SAW "REINDEER

GAMES."

>> Larry: IT SEEMS YOU'RE MOREEMBARRASSED BY BEN THAN YOU.

>> CASSIUS: INDUBITABLY.

LOOK, HE CAN'T ACT LIKE I NEVEREXISTED!

HE'S JUST NOT TALENTED ENOUGH!

HA HA HA HA!

>> Larry: AGAIN, NOT SURE HOWYOU'RE SO UP ON POP CULTURE, BUT

POINT TAKEN.

>> CASSIUS: NOW, IF YOU WILLEXCUSE ME, IT'S 4 20 AND YOU

WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE WEED IGROW ON THE PLANTATION.

>> Larry: THERE'S A LOT IDON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT YOU!

CASSIUS BEAUCHAMP AFFLECK VI,EVERYONE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK TO THESHOW.

OUR FIRST PANELIST TONIGHT ISOUR VERY OWN "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"

CONTRIBUTOR, MIKE YARD.

NEXT UP, A "NEW YORK TIMES"COLUMNIST WHO WRITES ABOUT

MODERN ETIQUETTE IN HIS COLUMN"SOCIAL Qs" , PHILIP GALANES.

AND LASTLY, CO-HOST OF LIP SYNCBATTLE AIRING THURSDAYS AT

10:00 P.M. ON SPIKE TV, CHRISSYTEIGEN.

I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE ESPNTHING BUT FIRST I WANT TO TALK

ABOUT THE BEN AFFLECK THING FORA WHILE

THAT'S INSANE.

PART OF ME KIND OF UNDERSTANDSWHY HE MIGHT NOT WANT IT OUT

THERE, MAYBE DOING A MOVIE WITHSPIKE LEE, FEELS THE SET MIGHT

BE A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE...

A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.

(LAUGHTER)BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT'S THE STATUTE OFLIMITATIONS OF BAD (BLEEP) YOUR

ANCESTORS MUST HAVE DONE?

>> YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OURANCESTORS.

I EVEN UNDERSTAND THE HUMANNATURE ELEMENT OF HIS GOING, OH,

DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO THERE?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

HE'S A FREAKING MOVIE STAR SONOBODY EVER SAID TO HIM, YOU

KNOW, IT'S A REALLY DUMB IDEA.

(LAUGHTER)ONE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CAUGHT

AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOOKSTUPID AND, TWO --

>> Larry: YES.

YES!

AND, TWO, ISN'T THE MUCH BETTERSTORY THAT, LIKE, HIS TRIPLE

GRANDFATHER WAS A SLAVE TRADERAND BY THE TIME WE GET TO HIS

MOTHER'S GENERATION, SHE WAS AFREEDOM MARCHER IN SELMA?

THAT'S A GOOD STORY!

>> I AM NOT SELLING THIS

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN KNOCKOFF SLAVE OWNER BY MARCHING IN

SELMA.

>> WHEN YOU'RE A CELEBRITY ANDYOU HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER TO

BE ABLE TO SAY TO YOUR PUBLIC,HEY, MAYBE I DON'T WANT THIS IN

THE NEWS, I DON'T WANT THIS OUTTHERE, IF YOU HAVE THE POWER TO

SAY THAT, WHY NOT DRAW UP ANEMAIL?

>> Larry: YOU THINK HIS PEOPLESAID THEY DIDN'T WANT IT IN

THERE?

>> MAYBE.>> Larry: I DON'T THINK SO.

>> I'M NOT EVEN MADE AT HIM,LARRY.

I'M MAD AT HENRY LOUIS GATESFOR NOT PUTTING IT ON!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(APPLAUSE)OF ANYBODY, HE'S SUPPOSED TO

KEEP IT -- IF I'VE GOT A SHOWAND I HAVE BEN AFFLECK AND I

FIND OUT HIS GREAT GRANDFATHERWAS A SLAVE OWNER, THAT'S IN THE

TITLE!

>> YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GUYS AREGETTING IT WRONG IS HERE AT THE

CROSSROADS ON WHAT GATES ISDOING IS AT THE CROSSROADS OF

INFO-TAINMENT.

IF HE WANTS TO HAVE BEN AFFLECK,GEORGE CLOONEY AND ALL THOSE

GUYS, THEY HAVE TO FEELPROTECTED.

>> PROTECTED?

IT'S HIS PAST!

IT'S NOT LIKE A SLAVEMASTER WILLKNOCK ON THE DOOR AND SAY, HEY,

BEN, HOW'S IT GOING?

LET'S HANG OUT. NOW IF WE FOUNDOUT

YOUR UNCLE HELPED PLAN 9/11, IMEAN, THAT WOULD BE

TOO CLOSE.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS ESPNWOMAN.

>> I LOVE THIS ONE.

>> Larry: THIS IS AMAZING TOME.

WHAT'S FUNNY IS SOME PEOPLE WERESAYING SHOULD SHE GET PUNISHED

FOR SAYING SOMETHING THAT'S INPRIVATE LIFE.

THERE WOULD BE 100% UNEMPLOYMENTIF WE WERE ALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA

SAYING (BLEEP).

>> I AGREE WITH YOU, MAN.

NOBODY WOULD BE WORKING.

>> IT'S A PSA FOR CELEBRITIES TONEVER BE ABLE TO GO ON RANTS

EVER.

I HAVE BEEN WITH AN UBER DRIVERBEFORE AND GONE COMPLETELY OFF.

I HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED IT MIGHTBE BEING RECORDED.

>> WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO TEARINTO SOMEONE, DO YOU LOOK

FOR A CAMERA FIRST?>> I DON'T, ACTUALLY.

I RIP INTO THEIR ASS.

>> YOU DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP).

YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THATNOW.

I LOVE SO MUCH THAT SHE'S GOING,I'M IN THE NEWS...

REALLY?>> SHE WAS EXCITED. WHEN SHE

LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA I THOUGHTI HEARD HER SAY, WORLD STAR!

>> Larry: EXACTLY!

OK ETIQUETTE GUY, WHERE ARE WENOW?

PEOPLE EMBRACE THE FACT THAT THEWORLD IS SEEING THEM BEING

ASSES.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO US?

>> AND THEN SHE DOES THATTWITTER APOLOGY INSTEAD OF

CALLING THE WOMAN AND SAYING,YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I WAS HAVING

THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE AND IACTED SO BADLY, YOU CAN PROBABLY

NEVER FORGIVE ME, BUT I'M REALLYASKING YOU TO.

>> WHAT!

NO, NO...

>> Larry: YOU'RE ACTING LIKESHE'S HUMAN.

SHE'S ON TV, SHE'S NOT HUMAN

>> I THINK HER COMMENTS WEREVILE AND SHE SHOULD BE

EMBARRASSED.

THE TOW COMPANY RELEASED THEFOOTAGE AND BLOCKED OUT WHAT

THIS WOMAN WAS SAYING BACK TOHER.

WHO KNOWS WHAT WAS ANTAGONIZINGHER THIS ENTIRE TIME.

(AUDIENCE BOOING)>> Larry: WHAT COULD YOU

IMAGINE SHE WAS SAYING?

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TEETH.

OH, I AIN'T GOT NO TEETH!

>> THEY HAVE CONTROL OF THEFOOTAGE AND THEN THEY HAVE THE

THE BALLS TO HAVE THE WOMANSAY, OH, DON'T FIRE HER.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?THAT'S INSANE.

YOU CANNOT INVADE PEOPLE'SPRIVACY.

>> I'M ABOUT TO BACK YOU UP.

IF YOU'VE NEVER GOT YOUR CARTOWED THEN YOU DON'T KNOW.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

GO TO THE DMV.

THEY ARE NASTY.

"THIS AIN'T THE LINE!"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

BUT THEY TOLD ME TO STAND ONTHIS LINE!

(LAUGHTER)>> I'VE GOT A JOB FOR LIFE

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THATWOMAN WAS SAYING THINGS THAT NO

HUMAN BEING SHOULD SAY TOANOTHER HUMAN BEING, NO MATTER

WHAT.

>> IT WAS THE HUMAN BEING SAYINGIT IN THE VIDEO.

>> IT'S NOT ONLY CELEBRITIESTHAT ARE DOING THIS

YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT.

SHE'S A CELEBRITY AND ONCAMERA, THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IS

MAKING A STINK ABOUT IT.

>> THE LAST THING SHE SAYS ISI'M ON TELEVISION, AS IF THAT

MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON.

>> DOES BEING ON TELEVISION MAKEYOU A BETTER PERSON?

ABSOLUTELY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IWORKED THROUGH CLUBS TO BE ON

TELEVISION?

YOU THINK I DID THAT TO BEREGULAR?

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT

BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

IT'S TIME FOR THE SEGMENT WELIKE TO CALL "KEEP IT 100".

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'TKNOW WHAT THAT EXPRESSION MEANS,

IT MEANS KEEP IT 100 PERCENTREAL.

MR. ETIQUETTE, WE'LL START WITHYOU.

YOU'RE IN A MOVIE.

THE PHONE RINGS.

IT'S PRESIDENT OBAMA.

HE HAS AN URGENT ETIQUETTEQUESTION FOR YOU.

WORLD PEACE HANGS IN THEBALANCE.

THERE'S NO TIME TO GO TO THELOBBY, THE CORRECT THING TO DO

TO TAKE THE CALL.

DO YOU ANSWER THE PHONE,BREACHING MOVIE ETIQUETTE OR LET

IT GO TO VOICEMAIL?

KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS THE WHITEMOVIE THEATER.

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT WAS THE DETAIL.

>> Larry: WHAT DO YOU DO?

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MYPRESIDENT INCLUDING RUIN

SOMEBODY'S ROMCOM.

I WOULD DO IT.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: HE STRUGGLED WITH

THAT, TOO!

>> IT WOULD BE VERY HARD, BUT IWOULD DO IT.

>> Larry: OKAY, MIKE.

YOU WORK AT THAT TOW COMPANY.

YOU HAVE TWO STRIKES AGAINST YOUFOR YELLING AT BRITT McHENRY

TYPES.

ONE MORE AND YOU'RE FIRED.

YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE YOUJUST LOST ANOTHER TOOTH, RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)BRITT McHENRY COMES IN AND

DOES THAT WHOLE RANT WE JUSTSAW.

SHE DOES IT TO YOU.

DO YOU CURSE HER OUT AND LOSEYOUR JOB AND YOUR DENTAL

INSURANCE?

(LAUGHTER)OR DO YOU KEEP YOUR COOL AND

YOUR JOB.

>> WITHOUT ADOUBT, I'M CURSING HER OUT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> THIS ISN'T FAIR.

>> Larry: YOU WANTED THAT ONE?

THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT.

THIS IS A LONG ONE.

>> OKAY.

>> Larry: JOHN LEGEND IS YOURHUSBAND.

WHICH JOHN LEGEND SONG DO YOUHATE THE MOST?

>> OH, ARE YOU KIDDING!

THIS MIGHT BE THE EASIEST "KEEPIT 100" I'VE EVER SEEN.

GREEN LIGHT IS MY LEASTFAVORITE.

I ACTUALLY HAD A MELTDOWN ON THESET OF GREEN LIGHT, A FIT OF

JEALOUSY, BUT I ALSO THINK ITWAS HORRIBLE.

I FELT LIKE IT WAS PANDERING -->> Larry: SHE'S KEEPING IT

100!

>> I'M KEEPING IT 200 RIGHT NOW.

I FEEL LIKE IT WAS PANDERING TORADIO AUDIENCES.

>> Larry: DID IT MAKE YOU FEELLIKE YOU WANTED TO LEAVE HIM

OR -->> MAYBE DATE SOMEONE ELSE?

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WHEN THE WINDOW OF

OPPORTUNITY WAS -->> FIND SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T

PANDER.>> THAT ANSWERS ALL THE

QUESTIONS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW THE "THENIGHTLY SHOW" ON TWITTER AND

INSTAGRAM AND "LIKE" US ONFacebook TO KEEP TRACK OF

EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING ONLINE.

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>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTSRIGHT HERE!

MIKE YARD, PHILIP GALANES ANDCHRISSY TEIGEN.

OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TOKEEP IT 100.

EACH OF OUR PANELISTS HAD TOANSWER A TOUGH QUESTION, AND I

HOLD MYSELF TO THE SAMESTANDARD.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION COMES FROM MYSTAFF.

HERE IT IS.

"HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MELTDOWNTHAT, HAD IT BEEN VIDEOTAPED OR

GONE VIRAL, WOULD HAVE GOTTENYOU SUSPENDED OR FIRED?"

HMM...

GUYS, I WAS MARRIED FOR 20YEARS, I'VE HAD A LOT OF

MELTDOWNS THAT COULD GOTTEN MESUSPENDED OR FIRED.

LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.

RIGHT?

DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW THE "THENIGHTLY SHOW" ON TWITTER AND

INSTAGRAM AND "LIKE" US ONFacebook TO KEEP TRACK OF

EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING ONLINE.

UNTIL TOMORROW...

GOODNIGHTLY, EVERYONE!

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