Into the Wild Green Yonder Pt. 4

  • Season 0, Ep 16
  • 08/30/2009

Leela must put her blind trust in Fry to save the ecosystem that Leo Wong seeks to destroy.

ALL:Ten... nine...

eight...

(audience clamoring)

FRY: There's no one here whose thoughts can't be read.

No one.

Except... me.

My thoughts can't be read.

But... but that's crazy.

If I were the Dark One, I'd know it.

Wouldn't I?

But here I am, right where the Dark One would be,

about to blow up the star.

Oh, God!

Somewhere deep inside of me,

it's me!Two!

I'm the Dark One!One!

(crashing)

(all gasp)

Put your hands in the air.

(all gasp)

Should we wave 'emlike we just don't care?

That's optional.

You girl punks gonetoo far this time.

Your parentsshould be ashamed.

Yes, you should.

(gasping)Amy.

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Destroy the star, Leo. Hurry.

You got it,Mr. Voice in My Head.

(howling)

Yah!

(both grunting)

Ooh!

I got to admit, Amy.

You got a pretty good swing.

Really?

Thanks, Dad.

Ooh!

Okay, time to defuse thisstar-cracker once and for all.

Leela, wait.You're making a mistake.

You have no ideawhat's really going on.

What is really going on?

I can't tell you.

Then why should I trust you?

Why?

Because... because...

You're you.

That's all I need to know.

(all protesting)

SCUFFY:Fiddlesticks.

Leela, are you crazy?

We became fugitivesand jailbreakers to stop him.

And hookers.

Don't forgethookers.

(nail file scratching,water sloshing)

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Leela, time is running out.

We must get to the violet star.

Okay, okay,shut up already!

What?Huh?

Nobody's talking, Leela.

We're just paintingeach other's toenails

with rat blood.

We now go live to Leelawith the escape plan.

Leela?Thanks, Linda.

Now we're in herebecause we tried

to save endangered wildlife.

So this time, endangeredwildlife will save us.

(all gasping, murmuring)

The Martian muck-leech!

(moans)

Little cutiealmost sucked me dry.

(Leela groaning)

(sighs)

(slurping)

(Feministas cheering)

Look at him go,like a green snake

through a sugarcane cake.

HERMES (on cell phone):Keep trying.

(shaking)

(spray-paint hissing)

(retching)

Our top story:

The universe's most wantedecofeminists

are now behind bars,including gang leader

Turanga Leela,aka the Notorious B.I. Itch.

We finished unpinkingthe ship, Hubert.

Now what?

Now we get back to work!

And if that means destroying

an ecosystem or two,so be it!

I just meant,without our good friends

Fry, Leela, Amy,and the robot...

Oh, boo-hoo.

(a la Karl in Sling Blade ):Life goes on, but I believe

we'll forever carrythe pain on the inside.

(slurps)

Mmm-hmm.