In this episode, should gays be allowed to serve openly in the military, or should they get their own branch: the Air Fierce? Then, my advice for getting America to work -- try unplugging it, then plugging it back in again. Plus, my guest, John Durant, wants us to live like cavemen. Either that, or he's here to sell me car insurance. Jon Stewart went on "The O'Reilly Factor" tonight. I hope he brought me back a toaster. This is The Colbert Report.