January 22, 2015 - U.S.-Cuba Relations

  • 01/22/2015

Larry discusses the changing state of U.S.-Cuba relations with panelists John Leguizamo, Soledad O'Brien, Mauricio Claver-Carone and Mike Yard.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, AFTER

WHAT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER, WEOFFICIALLY CARE ABOUT ONE OF

THESE TWO CUBAS AGAIN.HERE'S A HINT -- I'LL NEVER CARE

ABOUT CUBA GOODING, JR.THAT'S RIGHT.

WE'RE OPENING UP RELATIONS WITHOUR LATINO NEIGHBOR TO THE

SOUTH.

SORRY, MEXICO.

YOU CAN STILL GO (BLEEP)YOURSELF.

YEAH WE'RE GONNA GET CIGARS,AND THEY'RE GOING TO TO GET OUR

CHIEF EXPORT, TYPE TWO DIABETES.

SO LET'S PUT SOME PICKLES ONTHAT PORK SANDWICH AND MAMBO!

THIS IS THE "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"!

>> Larry: YES!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

I'M YOUR HOST, LARRY WILMORE,THAT'S ME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BIG NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

NOW WE ALL KNOW WE GAVE UP ONHOPE A LONG TIME AGO, BUT

POTENTIAL CHANGE WITH CUBA MAYBE ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

>> REPRESENTATIVES MET IN HAVANATO DISCUSS REESTABLISHING

DIPLOMATIC TIES BETWEEN THE TWOCOUNTRIES.

AN AGREEMENT WOULD ULTIMATELYLIFT TRADE AND TRAVEL EMBARGOS

IN PLACE FOR SOME 50 YEARS.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: THIS IS REALLY GOODNEWS.

THOSE AREN'T REALLY GOOD CIGARS,THOUGH

CUBA.

THAT'S RIGHT.

TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGENERATION, THE U.S. AND CUBA

ARE HOLDING HIGH-LEVELDIPLOMATIC TALKS IN PUBLIC.

AND LIKE SEX IN A HATCHBACK,THINGS ARE OFF TO A ROUGH START.

>> THE HEAD OF CUBA'S TEAM,FOREIGN MINISTERY OFFICIAL

JOSEFINA VIDAL , CRITICIZED THECUBAN ADJUSTMENT ACT, WHICH

INCLUDES THE WET FOOT/DRY FOOTPOLICY.

IT STATES THAT CUBANSINTERCEPTED AT SEA BY U.S. LAW

ENFORCEMENT ARE RETURNED TOCUBA, WHILE THOSE WHO MAKE IT TO

U.S. SOIL CAN APPLY FORPERMANENT RESIDENCY AFTER ONE

YEAR.

>> Larry: SO IF YOU GET TOLAND, YOU CAN STAY?

BUT IF YOU GET CAUGHT ON THEWATER, YOU'RE OUT?

MAN, THAT'S SOME HIGH-STAKESMARCO POLO.

MARCO!

"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"POLO.

NOW AMERICA IS EASINGRESTRICTIONS ON CUBAN TRAVEL,

AND COMMERCIAL AIRLINES LIKEDELTA AND JETBLUE HAVE ALREADY

SHOWN INTEREST IN ROUTES TOHAVANA.

NO WORD YET IF SPIRIT AIRLINESIS GOING TO GET IN ON THE

ACTION, BUT IN ALL HONESTY,SERIOUSLY, YOU WOULD BE

BETTER OFF ON A DAMN RAFT.

SORRY SPIRIT.

NOW, BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T HADRELATIONS WITH CUBA IN SO LONG,

I THINK WE NEED TO DO A LITTLECATCHING UP.

SO HERE TO TAKE US THROUGH THATIS OUR OWN RICKY VELEZ.

RICKY, WELCOME.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NOW, YOU'RE CUBAN, RIGHT RICKY?

>> NAH, HALF PUERTO RICAN, HALFIRISH.

>> Larry: CLOSE ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT.

BREAK IT DOWN FOR US.

>> LARRY, I THINK IT'S REALLYIMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO

UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS OURRELATIONSHIP WITH CUBA IS.

LET'S START WITH THE CUBANMISSILE CRISIS.

IT WAS LIKE BACK IN THE '50sOR '60s, I'M NOT SURE

MISSILES WERE FLYING AT CUBA.

AND MAGNETO WAS DOWN THERE ANDWAS, LIKE, NO THANKS!

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,PROFESSOR X IS SHOT IN THE BACK.

NOW HE'S GOT TO BE IN AWHEELCHAIR. IT'S ALL MESSED UP

>> Larry: RICKY -- THIS HASNOTHING TO DO WITH CUBA.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE X-MEN FIRSTCLASS.

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO FILE MYREPORT OR NOT, LARRY?

>> Larry: OF COURSE.

SURE.

GO AHEAD.

>> SO THEN AFTER THAT MISSILEBUSINESS, AMERICA'S, LIKE,

"WE'RE NOT TALKING TO YOUANYMORE, CUBA.

BYE, BITCH!"THAT WAS THAT.

BUT THAT'S THE '60s.

NOW WE'RE IN THE '70s.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, MICHAELCORELEONE GOES DOWN THERE TO

CONFRONT FREDO BECAUSE HE KNOWSWHAT HE DID.

SO MICHAEL SAYS, "YOU'RE GOINGTO HAVE TO DIE IN A BOAT."

BAM.

'80s.

>> Larry: WAIT A MINUTE.

I THINK YOU'RE STILL TALKINGABOUT MOVIES.

>> YEAH...

DOCUMENTARIES.

CAN I FINISH?

>> Larry: YES, PLEASE.

FINISH.

I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHATHAPPENS.

>> SO THEN AL PACINO'S SO BUMMEDABOUT SHOOTING HIS BROTHER, HE

GETS ALL TONY MONTANA AND HE'SLIKE "FIRST YOU GOTTA GET THE

MONEY, THEN YOU GOTTA GET THEPOWER, THEN YOU GOTTA GET THE

WOMEN." SO THEN IT'S, LIKE, "SAYHELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND."

AND THEN HE'S LIKE "SAY HELLO TOMY LITTLE FRIEND!"

(BULLETS FIRING) FLASH 30 YEARS FORWARD.

THAT'S WHERE WE ARE WITH CUBANOW. YOU KNOW.

>> Larry: RICKEY, THAT WASN'TREMOTELY HELPFUL.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME, LARRY.

I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT100 LIKE YOU, MAN

>> Larry: RICKY VELEZ!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THANK YOU, RICKY!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF I CANTRY TO EXPLAIN IT

YOU KNOW WHO CUBA IS TO US?

YOU KNOW THAT UNCLE THAT YOURPARENTS HAD A FALLING OUT WITH,

LIKE, 50 YEARS AGO, AND NOBODYKNOWS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

RUMORS ARE MY DAD TRIED TO KILLHIM A COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT HE'S

GOT THIS REALLY COOL BEACH HOUSERIGHT DOWN THE STREET.

YOU SEE THESE OLD PICTURES OFTHE CRAZY PARTIES HE USED TO

HAVE WITH, LIKE, SINATRA ANDHEMINGWAY HANGING OUT.

HE'S GOT ALL THESE '59 CHEVYS.

AND YOU WERE JUST DYING TO VISITHIM, AND YOUR DAD'S, LIKE, "NO!"

WELL, NOW HE'S SAYING, "WE'LLSEE."

THAT'S WHERE WE ARE WITH CUBA.

THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T REALLYKNOW ABOUT CUBA.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO LIVE THERETHESE DAYS?

>> THEY DON'T JUST GO TO AGROCERY STORE.

THEY HAVE WHAT'S CALLED ALIBERETTA WHERE THEY DO THE

RATIONS.

SO LET'S SAY YOU'RE A FAMILY OFFIVE, YOU GET ONE CHICKEN A

MONTH.

>> Larry: ONE CHICKEN A MONTH?

MAN, THAT'S HORRIBLE!

HERE WE USE A CHICKEN AS BREAD!

(APPLAUSE)WE ARE SUCH ASSHOLES.

(LAUGHTER)ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND

DOUBLING DOWN RIGHT NOW.

MUST RESIST AMERICAN STOMACH.

WELL, IT CAN'T GET MUCH WORSETHAN THAT.

>> EVEN WHEN YOU GET INTERNET,IT'S SO SLOW YOU USE IT TO HAVE

MAIL.

MAYBE ONCE A MONTH OR ONCE AWEEK, YOU GO TO Facebook TO

SEE YOUR FRIENDS.

THAT'S OUR INTERNET.

>> Larry: ONCE A MONTH?

THAT PLACE IS A HELL HOLE.

GOD, I'M SO ANGRY.

SHOW ME THAT DOUBLE DOWN AGAIN?

MMM...

THANKS, DOUBLE DOWN.

WELL, THIS IS REALLY TERRIBLE.

SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHYANYBODY WOULD BE AGAINST LIFTING

THESE SANCTIONS.

>> THE CUBAN GOVERNMENT INEXCHANGE FOR ALL OF THESE

CONCESSIONS THAT THE WHITE HOUSEHAS NOW MADE HAS SAID NOTHING OR

DONE NOTHING TO ADVANCEDEMOCRACY, NO FREEDOM OF THE

PRESS, NO FREEDOM OFORGANIZATION, THERE WILL BE NO

ELECTION.

>> Larry: WELL, HE MAKES AGOOD POINT.

WE DON'T LIKE DOING BUSINESSWITH COUNTRIES THAT DON'T HAVE

FREE SPEECH OR ELECTIONS.

UNLESS THEY'RE MAKING OURiPhones.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, THE TRUTH, OH THE TRUTH.

THIS IS CONFUSING.

BOTH SIDES HAVE GOOD POINTS.

LOOK, IF WE WANT TO USE OURMONEY TO HELP REVITALIZE A PLACE

THAT'S FROZEN IN TIME WITH OLDCARS AND ABANDONED FACTORIES,

LET'S JUST GO TO DETROIT.

(LAUGHTER)RIGHT?

BUT IF BY OUR PRESENCE WE CANULTIMATELY HELP IMPROVE THE WAY

OF LIFE FOR AN OPPRESSED PEOPLE,EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT FOR NOW

THEY JUST GET A TASTE OFFREEDOM, I'M OKAY GOING TO CUBA.

AND I'M NOT MAD IF THAT TASTE OFFREEDOM COMES IN THE FORM OF A

DOUBLE DOWN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WE'RE BACK TALKINGABOUT CUBA.

JOINING ME ON THE PANELTONIGHT -- JOURNALIST AND C.E.O.

OF STARFISH MEDIA GROUP, SOLEDADO'BRIEN.

STAR OF THE FILM "FUGLY!," NOWAVAILABLE ON DEMAND, JOHN

LEGUIZAMO.

OUR OWN "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"CONTRIBUTOR MIKE YARD.

AND EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF CUBADEMOCRACY ADVOCATES MAURICIO

CLAVER-CARONE.

LET'S GET STARTED.

I WANT TO GET THE NAMES RIGHT.

THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

FIRST, A LOT OF PEOPLE BROUGHTUP THE ISSUE, LET'S NOT

REWARD A DICTATOR, THAT'S WHATLIFTING EMBARGOES DO.

BUT WE HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITHCHINA, RUSSIA, WE MAKE JOKES

ABOUT IT. WHY ARE OUR PANTIES INA BUNCH ABOUT CUBA?

KEEP IN MIND, THOSE PANTIES WEREMADE IN CHINA

>> TWO OR THREE WRONGS DON'TMAKE A RIGHT.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN RUSSIA,SAUDI ARABIA OR CHINA, ANY

IMPROVEMENT IN THE RESPECT FORFUNDAMENTAL FREEDOMS DESPITE ALL

THE ENGAGEMENT AND TRADE ANDEVERYTHING WE'VE DONE.

TO THE CONTRARY, WE'VE SEEN SOMEOF THE WEALTHIEST TYRANNIES IN

HUMAN HISTORY DEVELOP.

WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT INCUBA.

>> Larry: SOLEDAD, YOU HAVEFAMILY IN CUBA.

>> YES, MY MOM HAS RELATIVES.

>> Larry: IS IT THE O'BRIENSIDE OF THE FAMILY?

(LAUGHTER)>> THE O'BRIEN SIDE.

>> Larry: YOU'RE FOR LIFTINGTHE EMBARGO?

>> CLEARLY, THE EMBARGO HASFAILED.

IT HAS NOT WORKED.

NINE ADMINISTRATIONS OF UNITED STATES PRESIDENTS HAVE

GONE THROUGH WHILE THE EMBARGOHAS BEEN IN PLACE.

NO ONE CAN REALISTICALLYSTAND UP AND SAY IT'S BEEN A

STUNNING SUCCESS SO WE SHOULDCONTINUE DOING THIS

SO I THINK THERE'S ANOPPORTUNITY.

TOMORROW THERE WILL BE A MEETINGWITH HIGH-LEVEL U.S.S OFFICIALS

AND HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS INCUBA AND DISSIDENTS IN CUBA.

THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IFTHIS OPPORTUNITY HADN'T

HAPPENED.

>> Larry: BUT SHOULD WE BECONCERNED ABOUT WHAT MAURICIO'S

TALKING ABOUT? BECAUSE YOU HAVESUCH A CONNECTION TO THERE.

ARE PEOPLE CONCERNED?

>> PEOPLE ARE CHEERING IN CUBA.

>> Larry: REALLY?

YES.

AND IN THE UNITED STATES, TOO.

IF YOU LOOK AT THE POLLING -->> Larry: THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS

LIKE UNDERGROUND IN CUBA.>> CHOLLOS ARE REALLY HAPPY

>> THEY'RE LIKE "I WANT THOSE'52 BUICKS WITH THE HYDRAULICS!"

IT'S A LOW RIDER'S DREAM, CUBA,MAN.

>> NONE OF THOSE CARS WORK NOW.

I WOULD DISAGREE ABOUT WHATTHE PEOPLE ON THE GROUND IN CUBA

FEEL.

THE PRO DEMOCRACY MOVEMENT INCUBA IS CONCERNED ABOUT THIS.

I SAW YOUR SHOW LAST NIGHT.

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BROWN NOSER!

(LAUGHTER)>> YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS STAND ON

THE SIDE OF THE BLACK PEOPLE.

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO!

>> WHAT ABOUT ME, MAN?

>> Larry: I SAID I VOTED FOROBAMA BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.

NO, NO, NO.

HE' S THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENTPRESIDENT. I CAME OUT AGAINST

BILL COSBY THE OTHER NIGHT ANDHE'S JUST AS BLACK.

YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S ARGUABLYBLACKER.

>> BUT HERE'S AN IMPORTANTPOINT. IN CUBA, THE

ADMINISTRATION IS NORMALIZINGRELATIONS WITH AN 85-YEAR-OLD

WHITE DICTATOR.>> Larry: HE'S NOT EVEN LATINO

HE'S JUST WHITE AT THIS POINT

THE PRO DEMOCRACY MOVEMENT, THELEADERS, OUR NELSON MANDELAS,

MARTIN LUTHER KINGS, THE FUTURELEADERS OF CUBA IN THEIR 40s AND

30S YOU KNOW, THOSE ARE THEPEOPLE WE SHOULD EMBRACE

>> WHAT WE'VE DONE BEFORE HASN'TWORKED, RIGHT? IT'S BEEN WHAT,

SINCE '61, WE HAVEN'T DONEANYTHING WITH CUBA.

IT HASN'T WORKED, RIGHT?

SO NOW YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITYTO BRING AMERICA TO THE PEOPLE.

AMERICA'S SHADOW IS BIG, THEINFLUENCE IS STRONG.

I'M FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS ANDONCE AMERICA COMES IN, PEOPLE

WANT TO EMULATE AMERICA, MAYBETHAT WILL GIVE A FOOTHOLD TO

THOSE MOVEMENTS.

CASTRO IS NOT DYING. HE'S 127YEARS OLD.

>> Larry: HE'S THE THING THATWON'T DIE!

(LAUGHTER)>> WE'VE TRIED TO KILL HIM,

EVERYTHING.

HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

HE'S CHILLIN' RIGHT NOW.

(LAUGHTER)SO MAYBE, YOU KNOW, WHEN AMERICA

GETS IN THERE AND THE INFLUENCETAKES HOLD, MAYBE THOSE GROUPS

WILL BE ABLE TO RISE UP AND GETRID OF THE OLD WAY OF THINKING.

>> IS THERE A SENSE FROM THEAMERICAN LATINOS COMMUNITY ABOUT

THIS?

HAVE YOU SENSED ANYTHING OUTTHERE?

>> AS A SPOKESPERSON FOR ALLLATINOS, I FEEL--

>> Larry: YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKSON THIS SHOW!

>> YEAH.

THERE ARE TWO PARTIES HERE.I 'MCOLOMBIAN-PUERTO RICAN,

SO I UNDERSTAND THE DIVIDE,SOMETHING THAT'S VERY PERSONAL

TO SOME CUBANS THAT THEY DON'TWANT TO OPEN UP BECAUSE

THEIR HOMES WERE TAKEN FROM THEMAND THEIR PLANTATIONS.

>> IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL, I GETTHAT.

>> YOU'VE GOT TO RESPECT THAT.

AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S A TINYLITTLE ISLAND.

IT'S NOT NORTH KOREA.

IF I DID A MOVIE LIKE "THEINTERVIEW" ABOUT CASTRO, WHAT IS

HE GOING TO DO?

SMOKE CIGARS AT ME?

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HACK SONY.

LET THEM GO, SET THEM FREE!

>> EVEN HOW WE TREAT CUBA VERSUSMEXICO BUGS ME, TOO, THAT WET

FOOT/DRY FOOT THING.

LIKE WE LOVE CUBANS BUT WE HATEMEXICANS?

>> AFRICAN AMERICANS ARE THEMEXICANS OF THE BLACK WORLD.

NOBODY LIKES US.

>> THE MEXICANS OF THE BLACKWORLD?

THEY FIGHT TO KEEP MEXICANSOUT --

>> YOU PUT MEXICANS UNDER US,YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

>> NO, I THINK I PUT US ON THESAME PLANE!

ARE AMERICANS ONE BIG FRATPARTY?

SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME PARTY!

PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON $4 A MONTH.

>> YES, AMERICANS COME AND HAVEYOUR FRAT BOY PARTY HERE AND

YOUR DOLLARS.>> "GIRLS GONE WILD" IN CUBA IS

GONNA BE HOT>> ISN'T THE GOAL TO TRY TO

REACH THERE?

WHAT WE'RE DOING IS NOT WORKINGSO WHAT DO YOU DO?

UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO SEND INTHE MILITARY TO TAKE OVER, WHAT

DO YOU DO?

>> THAT RAISES THE POINT.

CUBANS LOVE AMERICANS AND THEREASON IS BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN

ON THEIR SIDE. THE REASON WHYEASTERN EUROPEANS ARE THE

FIRST TO JOIN US IN ANYTHINGWHETHER WE AGREE OR NOT IS

BECAUSE IN THE COLD WAR THEYFELT WE WERE ON THEIR SIDE.

IF ALL OF A SUDDEN AMERICANSBECOME LIKE CANADIANS THAT COME

JUST TO HANG OUT ON THE BEACHESAND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE YOUNG

CUBAN GIRLS, WE'LL FEEL THE SAMEWAY ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF BEING

THE BEACON OF FREEDOM.>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, WE'RE

>> GONNA TURN UP, TRUSTME. AMERICANS ARE NOT GOING TO

CHILL ON THE BEACH! WE'RE GONNASMOKE CIGARS--

>>Larry: OK WE'LL BE RIGHTBACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, ONE OF MY

FAVORITE PARTS OF THE SHOW ISTRYING TO GET REAL ON A PERSONAL

LEVEL.

LET'S...

"KEEP IT 100". I JUST LOVE WHENTHAT HAPPENS.

IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY.

OKAY?

I'M GONNA ASK EACH OF YOU AQUESTION.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLYAND KEEP IT 100% REAL.

IF THE AUDIENCE THINKS YOU'REKEEPING IT 100% REAL WITH US,

THEY'LL CLAP. IF NOT, THEY'REGONNA BOO. SOLEDAD, YOU'RE

FIRST. YOU DID TWODOCUMENTARIES: "BLACK INAMERICA"

AND "LATINA IN AMERICA," RIGHT?

>> FIRST. IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONEGROUP TO IDENTIFY WITH -- AND

KEEP IN MIND, WE'VE GOT BOTHDEMOS -- WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE?

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY I WON ANAWARD FOR IRISH PEOPLE --

(BOOING)>> BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE -- I

>> HAVEN'T ANSWERED YET! I'D SAYBLACK BECAUSE

BLACK PEOPLE NEED A LOT OFSUPPORT RIGHT NOW.

(APPLAUSE)WHAT?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?

(BOOING)>> Larry: AUDIENCE?

(BOOING)>> I GOTTA GIVE YOU SOME WEAK

TEA.>> WHAT DO YOU GET IF GET 100?

SOMETHING GOOD?>> Larry: OK YOU'LL GET YOURS.

MAURICIO, ASSUME YOU'VENEVER KILLED ANYONE.

JUST MY ASSUMPTION.

I MIGHT BE GOING OUT ON A LIMB,BUT...

IF YOU COULD ASSASSINATE FIDELCASTRO YOURSELF AND THIS IS THE

ONLY CHANCE TO GET HIM OUT OFTHE WAY, YOU GET HIM OUT OF THE

WAY, BOOM, DEMOCRACY.

YOU (BLEEP).

SORRY, WOULD YOU KILL HIM? WOULDYOU DO THAT?

WOULD YOU MURDER HIM?

>> AT THIS POINT, HE'S SUFFERINGSO MUCH WITH THAT COLONOSCOPY --

>> Larry: HE'S MAKING ANAMAZING COMEBACK AND THE DOCTOR

SAYS YOU WILL LIVE ANOTHER 30YEARS AND YOU'RE IN THE NEXT

ROOM --(LAUGHTER)

>> MY FIRST INSTINCT WOULD BE TOSAY YES AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS

LATER.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: YOU KEPT IT 100.

YOU CAN'T LIE ABOUT SOMETHINGLIKE THAT.

>> Larry: I JUST WANT PEOPLETO COMMIT TO KILLING WHILE

THEY'RE ON THIS SHOW. JOHN, YOURTURN.

I'M SCARED NOW.

>> Larry: THAT'S OKAY.

CAN I COME BACK NEXT WEEK?

>> Larry: YES.

WHICH LATINO ETHNICITY DO YOUHATE BEING MISTAKEN FOR THE

MOST?

>> WHAT?

I LOVE ALL MY LATINO PEOPLE!

>> Larry: KEEP IT 100!>> ARGENTINE

(LAUGHTER)AUDIENCE?

(APPLAUSE)>> I LIKE THE WAY YOU SAID THAT.

>> Larry: OKAY, MIKE, THIS ISFOR YOU.

NOW, MIKE, YOU'RE GOOD ATKEEPING IT 100.

THIS MIGHT BE TOUGH, OKAY?

SO YOU'RE ON THE COAST OFFLORIDA.

THE REFUGEE RAFT IS JUST ABOUTTO HIT THE SHORE, OKAY?

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE ON THISRAFT.

YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO SAVE ONEPERSON, OKAY?

ONE IS A CUBAN -- IN OTHERWORDS, IF THEY GET ON LAND,

THEY'RE FREE.

IF THEY'RE WET, THEY GO BACK.

THE FIRST ONE IS A CUBANREFUGEE.

YOU CAN UNITE THAT PERSON WITHTHEIR FAMILY, EVERYBODY IS HAPPY

BUT YOU GET NO FAME.

THE OTHER IS CUBA GOODING, JR.(LAUGHTER)

NOW, IF YOU SAY CUBA, HE SAYS,YO, MAN!

I GOT "SNOW DOGS 2" FOR YOU! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS --

>> YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO FINISH.

THE REFUGEE IS THE GOOD ONEHERE.

>> Larry: HE KEPT IT 100! WE'LLBE RIGHT BACK

>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTSSOLEDAD O'BRIEN, JOHN LEGUIZAMO,

MIKE YARD AND MAURICIOCLAVER-CARONE.

THEY ARE STILL ARGUING RIGHTNOW.

FINALLY, LAST NIGHT I ASKED YOUTO HELP ME KEEP IT 100 ON

TWITTER.

AS ALWAYS, THE QUESTIONS POUREDIN.

REMEMBER, I DON'T GET A CHANCETO SEE THIS QUESTION UNTIL RIGHT

NOW.

OKAY.

GIVE ME THE QUESTION.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION COMES FROM"AT ANDY TORREY."

(LAUGHTER)WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE A STEAMING

HOT SHOWER WITH CASTRO OR HAVEOBAMA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK?

(LAUGHTER)I'M TAKING A SHOWER WITH CASTRO,

OKAY?

THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!

KEEPING IT 100! BECAUSE NOBODY'SHITTING ME IN--

(APPLAUSE)OK FOLLOW THE NIGHTLY SHOW ON

TWITTER TO FIND OUT WHAT WE HAVEPLANNED FOR MONDAY'S SHOW.

UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHTLY!