May 27, 2015 - Drinkable Sewage & Josh Duggar Abuse Scandal

  • 05/27/2015

Constance Zimmer, Sabrina Jalees and Jermaine Fowler discuss recycled sewage water for Californians and allegations that Josh Duggar sexually abused his sisters.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

>> LARRY!

LARRY!

LARRY!

>> Larry: I APPRECIATE IT.

JUST KIND OF-- THANK YOU, THANKYOU.

WELCOME TO "NIGHTLY SHOW."

I AM LARRY WILMORE.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY.

MAN, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOWLINED UP, FROM "ENTOURAGE" AND

THE NEW LIFETIME SERIES"UNREAL," CONSTANCE ZIMMER,

JOINING THE PANEL TONIGHT.

VERY GOOD, VERY EXCITING, ONE OFMY FAVORITES.

BUT FIRST I WANT TO SAY OURHEARTS GO OUT TO THE FOLKS DEAL

WITH THE HORRIBLE FLOODINGACROSS THE SOUTH, ESPECIALLY

TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA.

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SAFE ANDI HOPE THE FLOODWATERS GO DOWN

VERY SOON.

YES, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLESITUATION.

AND I EMPATHIZE WITH YOU GUYS.

I'M FROM CALIFORNIA.

WE HAVE THE OPPOSITE SITUATIONTHERE.

WE'RE DEALING WITH, LIKE, THEWORST DROUGHT IN RECENT HISTORY,

AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FINDSOLUTIONS.

>> AS CALIFORNIA TRIES TORECOVER FROM ITS FOURTH YEAR OF

DROUGHT, SOME ARE TRYING TO GAINSUPPORT FOR RECYCLING PROGRAM

WHICH TURNS SEWAGE INTODRINKABLE WATER.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, GUYS,I KNOW IT SOUNDS NASTY, NOBODY

WANTS TO DRINK SEWAGE WATER, BUTTHIS IS SCIENCE, OKAY.

THEY SCIENCE THE WATER ALL UP.

( LAUGHTER )AND BY THE TIME IT GETS TO YOUR

FAUCET, YOU CAN'T TELL THEDIFFERENCE.

IT'S TRUE, LOOK, LOOK, I'LLPROVE IT TO YOU.

HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.

NO, HOLD ON.

IN A SHOW OF SOLIDARITY I'MGOING TO TASTE TEST A GLASS OF

REGULAR WATER AND A GLASS OFRECYCLING SEWAGE WATER.

LET ME PUT MY BLINDFOLD ON.

( LAUGHTER )OKAY.

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

OKAY.

HERE WE GO.

THESE ARE VIRTUALLY THE SAMETHING.

COOL.

KIND OF REFRESHING.

OKAY.

GUYS, GUYS, COME ON, IT'S WATER.

A LITTLE GRITTY.

( LAUGHTER )A LITTLE MINERAL WATERY.

THAT'S THE POOP WATER.

YUP, YUP.

THAT'S IT.

( APPLAUSE )HEY, I WAS RIGHT!

I WAS RIGHT!

IT WAS CLOSE.

THIS WAS CLOSE.

DON'T WORRY.

VIRTUALLY THE SAME THING,CALIFORNIA, DRINK UP.

NOW I'M GOING TO MOVE ON TO OURTOP STORY.

CLEVELAND, AGAIN.

>> PROTESTS IN DOWNTOWNCLEVELAND FOLLOWING THE

ACQUITTAL OF A POLICE OFFICER INTHE 2012 SHOOTING DEATH OF TWO

UNARMED PEOPLE.

>> Larry: OKAY, TO BE FAIR TOTHE CLEVELAND POLICE, THAT

SHOOTING OCCURRED IN 2012,BEFORE BLACK LIVES MATTERED,

OKAY?

( LAUGHTER )GUYS, THEY DIDN'T KNOW SHOOTING

BLACK PEOPLE WAS GOING TO BE ABIG, CONTROVERSIAL THING.

BUT LUCKILY, ON THE THE HEELS OFTHIS WEEKEND'S PROTESTS, THERE

IS SOME GOOD NEWS OUT OFCLEVELAND.

>> THE CITY OF CLEVELAND HASJUST ANNOUNCED CHANGES TO ITS

POLICE FORCE AFTER A SCATHINGJUSTICE REPORT.

>> THEY SAY IT WILL BE A NEW WAYOF POLICING BASED ON TRUST AND

ACCOUNTABILITY.

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: I LOVE THAT THE NEW

WAY IS BASED ON TRUST ANDACCOUNTABILITY.

THAT'S THE NEW WAY.

HEY, GUYS, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

REMEMBER YESTERDAY'S BRIEFINGABOUT MISTRUST AND

UNACCOUNTABILITY.

THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW.

SORRY.

WE'VE STILL GOT SOFTBALL ONSATURDAY.

DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

WHAT ARE THESE NEWFANGLED RULESABOUT TRUST AND ACCOUNTABILITY?

>> YOU CAN'T USE A TASER ORPUNCH SOMEBODY WHO TALKS BACK TO

YOU.

>> IT PREVENTS POLICE OFFICERSFROM PISTOL-WHIPPING PEOPLE.

>> Larry: WAIT A MINUTE.

THEY CAN'T PISTOL-WHIP PEOPLE.

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD TO USE AGUN LIKE A FIST.

IT'S LIKE A FIST-PLUS.

FIST-PLUS!

EXACTLY.

THIS IS SAD, MAN.

OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO THE COPS NEEDTO BE REMINDED OF?

>> YOU CAN'T FIRE A WARNINGSHOT.

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

ARE WE CHOOSING SHOTS, BECAUSEI'M OKAY WITH THE WARNING SHOT.

IT'S THE KILL SHOT I HAVE ANISSUE WITH.

>> POLICE WILL ALSO NO LONGER BEALLOWED TO SHOOT AT MOVING CARS.

>> Larry: CAN'T SHOOT ATMOVING CARS?

HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TOTELL THE PAPA JOHN'S GUY THAT HE

FORGOT TO GIVE YOU YOUR GARLICPARMA JOHN CHICKEN STRIPS?

NO.

I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLEWORRIED, YOU GUYS.

NO TASING PEOPLE RANDOMLY.

NO SHOOTING MOVING CARS.

YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS GOING TOIMPACT, OUR NATION'S

LOOSE-CANNON COPS.

YES, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, BUTULTIMATELY THEY HAVE A HEART OF

GOLD.

I LOVE COP MOVIES MY FAVORITEHAS TO BE THE "LOUIS CANNON"

FRANCHISE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

YOU'VE SEEN IT.

IT FOLLOWS A BAD-ASS DETECTIVETO BRINGS HIS OWN BRAND OF

JUSTICE TO THE STREETS OFCLEVELAND.

HERE TO DISCUSS THESE NEW POLICERESTRICTIONS WITH CLEVELAND IS

THE STAR OF "LOUIS CANNON"FRANCHISE, BROCK FEDERICO.

BROCK FEDERICO, EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )THANKS FOR COMING TO THE SHOW,

BROCK.

BROCK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OFTHESE NEW RULES?

>> I THINK THEY'RE TERRIBLE,LARRY.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MYLIVELIHOOD HERE.

I'M A METHOD ACTOR.

KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

>> Larry: SURE, IT'S BASE THECONCEPT OF STANISLAVSKI--

>> THAT WAS RHETORICAL.

I NEED TO FOLLOW RECKLESS POLICETACTICS TO DO MY JOB.

NOBODY IS GOING TO PAY TO WATCHA COP DEESCALATE A SITUATION AND

GO HOME HAPPY ABOUT HIS ROLE INTHE COMMUNITY.

THEY WANT TO SEE ME TRAMPLECIVIL RIGHTS WHICH I DO IN

"LOUIS CANNON 3: CIVIL RIGHTSTRAMPLER."

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: TRUE.

GOOD POINT.

>> THAT WAS A HIT, BRO.

>> Larry: WAIT, ISN'T THAT THEONE WHERE YOU KICK A BABY?

( LAUGHTER )THAT ONE ACTUALLY REALLY

OFFENDED ME.

>> IT REALLY OFFENDED YOU.

100 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND.

TELL MY ACCOUNTANT YOU'REOFFENDED.

>> Larry: BROCK, LOOK, NOBODYIS SAYING YOU CAN'T TO CRAZY

THINGS IN YOUR MOVIE ANYMORE,IT'S JUST THAT REAL COPS

PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.

>> COME ON MAN.

YOU WOULDN'T DENY A PAINTER HISPAINT, RIGHT.

YOU WOULDN'T DENY A CHEF HISKNIVES.

WELL, MY KNIVES ARE GUNS.

>> Larry: WHAT?

>> THEY'RE THE TOOLS OF MYTRADE, LARRY.

LOOK, I NEED MY CRAFT TO BEAUTHENTIC.

RIGHT, AND NOW YOU'RE SAYINGCOPS CAN'T PISTOL-WHIP PUNKS FOR

TALKING BACK ANYMORE?

RUINS THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF MYNEXT MOVIE.

>> Larry: AND-- AND WHAT'STHAT?

>> "LOUIS CANNON 7: REQUIEM FORA PUNK PISTOL-WHIPPER."

>> Larry: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN,I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

OKAY.

NOW, BROCK--( APPLAUSE ).

>> NO, NO, YOU'RE JUSTENCOURAGING HIM.

WHY DO YOU NEED-- DO YOU NEED TOPISTOL-WHIP PEOPLE ALL THE TIME?

>> BECAUSE I RUN OUT OF BULLETS,LARRY.

I ONLY CARRY FOUR GUNS.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

>> Larry: FOUR SEEMS LIKE WAYTOO MANY GUNS.

>> YOU SAY THAT NOW, BUT ALL ITTAKES IS ONE HIGH-SPEED

HELICOPTER VERSUS MOTORCYCLECHASE ON A WINDY MOUNTAIN ROAD

WITH LOTS OF TUNNELS, AND ALLFOUR GUNS ARE EMPTY.

AND THEN IT'S PISTOL-WHIPPINGTIME.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, ALLRIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.

LET'S TONE DOWN THE PISTOLWHIPPING, ALL RIGHT?

CLEVELAND POLICE AREN'T EVENALLOWED TO SHOOT AT MOVING

VEHICLES ANYMORE.

>> GODDAMN IT!

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WORKUNDER THESE CONDITIONS?

I CAN'T BE A DIVORCED LONERNEXT?

I CAN'T LINGER OVER MY DEADPARTNER'S GRAVE AND PROMISE TO

AVENGE HIM.

>> Larry: BROCK, RELAX.

I'M SAYING IF YOU WANT TOCONTINUE TO BE AUTHENTIC YOU'RE

GOING TO HAVE TO SCALE IT BACKLIKE REAL COPS.

>> THAT'S ( BLEEP ), LARRY.

WHOLE POINT OF THE "LOUISCANNON" IS I PLACE A LOOSE MAN

NONE.

RULES MEAN NOTHING TO ME.

>> OKAY, CANNON, THAT'S ENOUGH.

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING APRETEND OFFICERS YOU'RE GOING

HAVE TO PLAY BY THESE PRETENDRULES.

PUT YOUR PROP BADGE AND PROP GUNON THE TABLE!

>> YOU GOTTA BE-->> ON THE TABLE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )COME ON, CANNON!

>> FINE.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE ANGRYBLACK LIEUTENANT.

( LAUGHTER )SEE IF I CARE, BUT YOU'RE NEVER

GOING TO STOP ME FROM DOING WORKI LOVE.

SEE NUT FUNNY PAPERS, CHIEF.

GODDAMN IT!

IT'S HARD TO FLIP A REAL TABLE.

>> Larry: IT'S A REAL TABLE,YEAH.

BROCK FEDERICO, EVERYBODY.

IT'S A REAL TABLE.

YOU CAN'T FLIP THIS OVER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )YOU CAN'T FLIP IT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

LET'S CHECK IN WITH THE CULTUREWARS, SHALL WE?

WHAT'S THE LATEST?

>> PRESSURE IS MOUNTING ONT.L.C. TO CANCEL THE POPULAR

DUGGAR FAMILY SHOW, "19 KIDS ANDCOUNTING." IT FOLLOWS LAST

WEEKS REVELATIONS THAT JOSH DUGGAR SEXUALLY MOLESTED

GIRLS MORE THAN A DECADE AGOWHEN HE WAS 14.

>> SO YOU'RE SAYING THE FAMILYTHAT GOES AROUND SAYING GAYS

AND TRANS PEOPLE ARE PEDOPHILESPREYING ON AMERICA'S YOUNG

PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD A PEDOPHILETHAT PREYED ON AMERICA'S YOUNG

PEOPLE.

I HATE PEDOPHILES BUT I LOVEIRONY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )ALL RIGHT.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THIS PEDOHAS TO SAY FOR HIMSELF.

>> IN A STATEMENT THURSDAY, JOSHDUGGAR APOLOGIZED FOR THE EVENTS

12 YEARS AGO SAYING HE ACTED"INEXCUSABLY."

>> JOSH DUGGAR WILL NOT FACECHARGE AS THE STATUTE OF

LIMITATIONS HAS RUN OUT.

>> Larry: UM, IT'S ALWAYSEASIER TO SAY YOU ACT

INEXCUSABLY WHEN THE STATUTE OFLIMITATIONS EXCUSES YOU.

CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS, WRITE THATDOWN.

I ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF SORRYFOR THE PARENTS.

IT REMINDS ME OF THE OLDCHILDREN'S STORY, "THERE WAS AN

OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE.

SHE HAD SO MANY CHILDREN IT WASA STATISTICAL PROBABILITY THAT

AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WAS ACREEPY SEXUAL PERVERT."

IT'S TRUE.

WHEN YOU HAVE A SAMPLE SIZE THISLARGE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A

FEW CLINKERS.

YOU THINK ALL 31 BASKIN ROBBINSFLAVORS ARE GOOD?

THERE'S, LIKE, 17 GOOD FLAVORS,YOU GUYS, TOPS.

THE REST SUCK ASS.

OR TO KEEP MY ANALOGY ON POINT,THE REST FONDLE UNDER AGED

ASSES.

OH, NOW THE TRUTH HURTS.

LOOK, JOSH DUGGAR IS THE PINKBUBBLEGUM ICE CREAM OF THE

FAMILY.

( LAUGHTER )YOU DISGUST ME, PINK BUBBLEGUM

ICE CREAM.

NOBODY LIKES YOU.

ALL RIGHT, SO WHY DID THE FAMILYTRY TO KEEP THIS SO QUIET?

MAYBE WE NEED A WORD FROM OURSPONSOR.

>> THE NETWORK IS FEELING THEFALLOUT.

JUST YESTERDAY THE REALITY SHOWLOST A KEY SPONSOR WHEN GENERAL

MILLS CONFIRMED IT IS REMOVINGITS ADS FROM ANY FUTURE AIRINGS.

>> Larry: AND ABOUT 10 OTHERADVERTISERS HAVE DECIDED TO PULL

OUT AS WELL.

WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE PULLINGOUT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THE

DUGGARS BELIEVE IN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ), OF COURSE, A LOT OF THE PEOPLE

YELLING LOUDEST FOR T.L.C. TOCANCEL THE SHOW ARE HAVING A

FIELD DAY POINTING OUT JOSHDUGGAR'S COZY RELATIONSHIP WITH

SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES.

THE EVIDENCE IS ALL OVER SOCIALMEDIA.

>> HERE'S DUGGAR WITH MIKEHUCKABEE.

ALSO WITH WISCONSIN GOVERNORSCOTT WALKER.

HERE HE IS WITH FORMER GOVERNORJEB BUSH.

ALSO POSING WITH SENATOR TEDCRUZ, AND FORMER SENATOR RICK

SANTORUM.

>> Larry: CAMPAIGN TIP, GUYS--ALWAYS BETTER TO HAVE PICTURES

OF YOU WITH THE PEDO COME OUTAFTER YOU WIN THE ELECTION.

JUST SAYING.

THE REASON SO MANY REPUBLICANSARE SEEN IN PHOTOGRAPHS WITH

JOSH DUGGAR IS BACK HE SPENT THELAST TWO YEARS AS EXECUTIVE

DIRECTOR OF F.R.C. ACTION, THEPOWERFUL CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL

ARM OF THE FAMILY RESEARCHCOUNCIL, THE GROUP THAT FIGHTS

TOOTH AND NAIL AGAINST GAYMARRIAGE.

>> EVERY SINGLE CHILD DESERVES AMOTHER AND FATHER.

>> Larry: NO, JOSH, EVERYSINGLE CHILD DESERVES TO BE SAFE

FROM DANGEROUS HYPOCRITES LIKEYOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )WELL, THANK GOD SOMEBODY FINALLY

DID SOME RESEARCH ON THISFAMILY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

COMEDIAN SABRINA JALEES JOINS USAGAIN.

SABRINA.

ALSO A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN,JERMAINE FOWLER IS HERE.

AND HER NEW SHOW "UNREAL"PREMIERES ON LIFETIME THIS

MONDAY.

SHE'S THE GREAT ACTRESSCONSTANCE ZIMMER.

I WANT TO PRING UP THIS DROUGHTTHING WE TALKED ABOUT EARLIER.

I MENTIONED CALIFORNIA'S WATERSUPPLY SUPPOSED TO RUN OUT BY

2016.

THEY MAY FORCE THEM TO DRINKSEWER WATER, RECYCLED SEWER

WATER.

THERE'S SOME WATER FOR YOU.

PASS THAT DOWN.

>> PERFECT THANK YOU.

>> OH, THANK YOU, MAN, IAPPRECIATE IT.

>> Larry: I'M NOT SAYING THISIS RECYCLED.

BUT TAKE A SIP.

>> IT TASTES FRESH, MAN.

>> Larry: IT TASTES LIKE REALWATER, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

NOT BAD, HUH?

>> NO.

>> LARRY I THOUGHT WE WEREDRINKING POOP WATER ALL ALONG.

AM I THE ONLY ONE.

I JUST ASSUMED WE WERE -->> IT IS REAL WATER.

WALD YOU DRINK SEWAGE WATER?

>> I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS.

>> I WAS HOPING IT WAS POOPBECAUSE I WAS LIKE THIS IS

REALLY GOOD.

>> Larry: YOU WANTED IT TO BEPOOP WATER?

>> YEAH, I WAS HOPING.

I WAS LIKE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

IF POOP WATER TASTES LIKE THISIT'S NOT TOO BAD.

>> BY SEWAGE YOU DO MEAN POOP?

>> Larry: WELL-->> WHAT'S ON THE MENU?

ANYTHING THAT GOES DOWN THETOILET, RIGHT?

TAMPONS, DRINK!

>> Larry: WELL, I DON'T KNOWIF THAT'S THE CASE.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GO FILTERTHAT OUT.

I DON'T THINK I DON'T THINK YOUCAN FILT THEY'RE OUT.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINKCALIFORNIANS ARE TOO SPOILED TO

DRINK RECYCLED SEWAGE WATER?

DO YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TOHAPPEN IN CALIFORNIA?

>> YES, THEY'RE DEFINITELYSPOILED BUT WE MIGHT NOT HAVE

ANY OTHER OTHER CHOICE.

AND I EVENING THEY PUT A LABELTO AND CALL IT, "PROTEIN POOP

WATER."

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

>> THEY'LL ACTUALLY PROBABLYWANT TO DRINK IT.

>> I WOULDN'T DRINK ANYBODYELSE'S SEWAGE WATER.

I'D DRINK MINE.

>> Larry: YOU'D DRINK YOURS?

>> YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW I'MCLEAN MAKING JUICES AND

VIETNAMESE SANDWICHES IS ALL IEAT.

I MEAN -->> NAKED JUICES AND VIETNAMESE

SANDWICHES IS ALL YOU EAT ANDTHAT MAKES YOU CLEAN.

>> SO.

I ASSUME THAT EYE WOULD ASSUMEEYE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYBODY

ELSE'S DIET IS.

I WOULDN'T DRINK YOUR POOP, ISWHAT I'M SAYING.

>> YOU WOULDN'T DRINK LARRY'SPOOP.

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW HOWYOU'RE GOING TO DRINK SOMEBODY'S

POOP, ANYWAY.

>> YOU HAVE TO PICK WHOSE POOPYOU DRINK.

>> IT'S NOT ALL OF CALIFORNIA.

IT'S MAINLY JUST THE OUTSKIRTSAND STUFF.

L.A. IS FINE.

THEY HAVE WATER IN LAWNS ANDMALLS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Larry: THEY'RE NOTTAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE FINE.

I DON'T THINK WE'RE FINE.

>> WHAT'S THAT BASED ON?

>> WHEN I LEFT, IT SEEMED PRETTYDOPE.

EVERYBODY-->> WHEN DID YOU LEAVE?

WHEN DID YOU LEAVE?

>> I LEFT ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AGOWHEN THEY MOVED THE SHOW OUT

HERE.

>> Larry: THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

IF PEOPLE ARE STILL WATERINGTHEIR LAWNS-- IN BEVERLY HILLS

THEY'RE GOING CRAZY WATERINGLAWNS.

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> I RIPPED ALL THE GRASS OUT OFMY HOUSE.

>> Larry: YOU RIPPED IT OUT?

>> I RIPPED IT ALL OUT.

>> DID YOU?

>> I RIPPED IT ALL OUT.

I CAN'T-- I'M NOT A HERO.

BUT I MEAN, YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT,I'LL TAKE IT.

>> A BRAZILIAN WAX FOR YOURLAWN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS!

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA SHOW THATTHERE'S WAYS WE CAN TRY AND

HELP.

BUT WATERING LAWNS ARE LIKEPAINTING.

THEY'RE LIKE -->> A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE PAINTING

THEIR GRASS.

>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Larry: I ACTUALLY DID THIS.

LET'S SHOW WHAT I DID.

GREEN IS SO BORING TO ME.

I JUST MIXED IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

( APPLAUSE )THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

SEE?

THAT'S HOW DO YOU IT.

>> THAT'S HOLLYWOOD, MAN.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

>> Larry: I WANT TO TALK ABOUTTHIS DUGGAR FAMILY.

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

>> THEY'RE CRAZY.

>> Larry: REALITY PEOPLE ARECRAZY.

>> WHO WANTS TO WATCH NORMAL?

THAT'S LIKE WATCHING ALL OF USALL THE TIME.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Larry: WE SHOULDN'T BESURPRISED WHEN A FAM-- WHEN SOME

PEOPLE PIMP OUT THEIR WHOLEFAMILY THAT SOMEBODY IN THEIR

FAMILY IS ( BLEEP ).

>> EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEM I'MLIKE-- I CAN TELL, A FAMILY

LIKE, THAT THE HAIR, THE DRESS,IT'S LIKE THEY HATE EVERYTHING

THEY AM.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEY'RE VERY RELIGIOUS, AND ITHINK THAT'S THE ISSUE.

I DON'T THINK IT'S A REALITYSHOW ISSUE.

I THINK IT'S AN ISSUE WITH THEMENTALITY THAT SOME, SOME

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE HAVE TO PUSHTHINGS INTO THE CORNER AND TO BE

NORMAL, NORMAL, NORMAL, WHEN,YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES NORMAL,

NORMAL, NORMAL, THAT PRESSUREENDS UP, LIKE, TOUCHING HIS

SISTERS. AND THEN IT'S LIKE,WELL-- WHY NOT JUST SWEEP THAT

UNDER THE CARPET, TOO, AND THECARPET LOOKS LIKE ( BLEEP ).

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: I LOOKED AT THE

THING AFTER THE FACT, I THINKMIKE HUCKABEE SAID WHAT HE

DEFENSE INEXCUSABLE BUT IT'S NOTUNFORGIVABLE.

CHILD MOLESTATION IS FORGIVABLE.

>> THEY CAUGHT HIM BEFORE.

THEY ARRESTED HIM, AND NOW IT'SCOMING TO LIGHT.

>> Larry: THERE ARE A LOT OFISSUES HERE.

I THINK THE POLICE DESTROYED ALLTHE RECORDS.

AND I THINK ONE OF THE POLICEWHO INITIALLY I THINK COVERED

THIS OR SOMETHING, I THINK HEWENT TO JAIL FOR, LIKE, CHILD

PORNOGRAPHY OR SOMETHING LIKETHIS.

IT'S CRAZY.

>> IT'S A DIRTY THING.

>> WAIT ARE YOU SAYING THEPOLICE ARE CORRUPT?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WAIT?

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, WHAT?

>> Larry: HOWOULD EVER SAYANYTHING LIKE THAT.

>> GET THE ( BLEEP ) OUT OFHERE, LARRY.

>> NO!

NOT THE POLICE!

>> I THINK IT'S SOMETHING WEDON'T TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK

ABOUT MOLESTATION, HISTORICALLYIT WAS COMPLETELY FINE.

HISTORICALLY, A KING WOULD GOINTO A FAMILY AND BE LIKE,

"WHERE'S YOUR YOUNGESTDAUGHTER?"

AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WHAT ACOOL KING!"

>> Larry: YOU THINK THEY SAID,"WHAT A COOL KING."

>> I THINK THE MENTALITY WASNOT-- AS WE EVOLVE WE GET MORE

HONEST ABOUT THINGS AND WEREALIZE YOU RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES

WHEN YOU STEEL-- BEFORE THEY'RESEXUALLY DEVELOPED, YOU STEAL

SOMETHING FROM THEM AND IT'SIRREPLACEABLE AND IT'S

IRREVOCABLE AND IT ISUNFORGIVABLE, BUT, BUT THERE'S A

BUT?

>> THERE'S A BUT!

>> BUT THE THING IS, IT EXISTSSO WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WE

HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

WE HAVE TO BE HONEST ABOUT ITAND WE CAN'T SWEEP IT UNDER THE

CARPET.

>> Larry: ABSOLUTELY.

I PERSONALLY-- AND I PERSONALLYDON'T THINK THERE SHOULD BE SUCH

A SHORT STATUTE OF LIMITATIONSFOR SOME OF THIS.

LIKE, ONE OF THE THINGS THE GUYSAID IS, LOOK, I SQUARED IT WITH

JESUS, SO I'M OKAY.

NO, HOLD ON-->> NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> Larry: YOU HAVE TO SQUAREIT WITH THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE

SYSTEM AS WELL.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

UNLESS HE HAD PHONE RECORDS OFACTUALLY TALKING TO JESUS.

THAT MIGHT HELP A LITTLE BIT.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BERIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )