Nikki volunteers for an orgasm study, plays I Come Bearing GIFs with Liza Treyger and Jim Jefferies, and interviews people about where they prefer to finish after sex.
So, what do you guys think isactually happening
inside your bodywhen you're having an orgasm?
Your organsare just shaking.
-Things get bigger and bigger.-What gets bigger?
There's wordsfor all those things,
but I forgetwhat they are.
Like in seventh grade
when you did that scienceexperiment with the two bottles.
You think vinegarand baking soda...Yeah.
...are just rushingto your vagina.
And you just, "Pssh!"
And that's what happens --volcano vagina.
Nikki: It seems like mostwomen don't understand
the science behindthe female orgasm.
So, I sat downwith Dr. Nicole Prause,
a neuroscientistwho was conducting
a groundbreaking studymeasuring the female orgasm.
So, you're basically theNeil deGrasse Tyson of pussy.
Oh, my God.I hope so.
What is an orgasm?I have no ideawhat an orgasm is.
We don't really knowwhat exactly triggers it.
We don't actually havegood data on that,
but we can use physicalmeasurements to see
whether or not a womanis having contractions
that we think arethe main hallmark of orgasm.
How do you, on your end,
know if a ladyis having an orgasm,
aside from the camerapanning up to the moon?
We put an electric deviceinto a butt plug.
So, just...typical Tuesday.
And so,that probe measures the...
The rhythmic puckeringthat happens with orgasms.
I lovethat Paul Simon album.
Can some peoplejust not have an orgasm,
like Kirk Cameron's wife?
Some people physically justcannot have orgasms.
Do you think that,in our future,
we'll see a Viagrafor women?
The companies have been tryingfor many years,
and many of them have given upafter spending billions.
So, Big Pharma was tryingto give us orgasms,
and it's just beenreally hard
and so they kind of justgave up.
It honestly -- it sounds likemost men in America.
So, how many womenhave you gotten off?
Uh, we've had about 20 womenthrough the protocol so far.
Nikki: Dr. Prause's studycould help countless women,
but as all federal fundinghas gone to dick research,
she must rely solelyon volunteers.
So, sign my pussy up.
Have you guys ever useda butt plug before?
I've never put anythingup my butt.Oh, wow.
I'll ask you to insert the buttplug while you're masturbating.
-Ready to do this?-Ready to do it.
-Let's plug up the butt.-Yeah, let's do it.
All right, so,we're just gonna walk in here.
And you want to go aheadand hop up on the table.
[ Door closes ]
What's going on in there?
She's got the device in.
Which we can see -- she's movingaround a little bit.
See, that looks likemy grandmother's signature.
-Whew.-Great, how did it go?
I have been found.
This is likethe Dow Jones.
That was great.
It fell out a couple times.
That was a little more actionthan what -- Ooh.
That was actually nottoo bad.
You feel like it stayedin okay?
I sat on itso it didn't come out.
You want to go ahead and put thedevice in just like we showed?
Yeah, something'shappening here.
The Rock better getin a helicopter,
because there isan earthquake a'coming.
Did you see that movie?
"San Andreas."It's not that good.
All right, how did it go?
Nikki:Now it was my turn.
The pressure was on...my clit.
I'm sorry.That was -- that was bad.
Since you have on pants,you're gonna take those off
so you'll be nudefrom the waist down.
And then you put the...right up in there.
Can I listen to audioof my boyfriend crying?
That does it for mefor some reason.
It's all up to you now.
You get, like, a good luckor anything?
-Good luck.-Thanks, coach.
Nikki: Jesus Christ.
I always got to do this.
Oh, yeah,it's just you and me, wand.
[ Soft jazz music plays ]
The data was logged,the numbers were crunched,
and the results...
Hopefully the researchI provided today
will help thosewho come after me -- literally.
Would you say that this is a newfrontier, the female orgasm?
I can't believe this workwasn't done 40 years ago.
And this is excitingthat we have been
a part of this research.
You know how we sent dogsto space first?
We're the dogs.-Bitches.
You're a bitch.
You're all bitches.
>> WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO FINISH?
>> WELL, NOT LIKE PARIS.
>> THE BREASTESES.
>> NOT IN MY HAIR.
>> ON YOUR BACK.
>> ON MY BACK?
>> NO, ON THE PERSON'S BACK.
SHOW ME ON THE MANNEQUIN WHERE
YOU LIKE TO FINISH.
>> OH, RIGHT IN THE SOLAR
>> YOU HAVE TO.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
>> LIKE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE
PICTURE OF HER GRANDMOTHER IN
THE LOCKET THAT SHE HAS AROUND
HAVE YOU EVER FINISHED ON
>> I HAVE, YEAH.
IT'S PRETTY LIBERATING.
>> DO YOU GET HER A TOWEL?
MAKE IT A LITTLE WET IN THE
>> WHAT DO YOU DO TO MAKE IT
DO YOU FINGER THE TOWEL?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO BE
>> OH, IS THIS YOUR MOM?
>> I'M CURIOUS, TOO.
YOUR MOM NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.
>> WELL, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN
[ LAUGHING ]
BUT ON MY BACK.
>> ON YOUR BACK?
NICE, ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY ENCOUNTERED
SOME JIZZ IN YOUR LIFE, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHING ]
>> WHAT'S JIZZ?
>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> INSTEAD OF A PEARL NECKLACE,
DO YOU CALL IT A PUKA SHELL
>> YEAH, YOU DO.
>> I LIKE TO DO SOME DAMAGE TO
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
WHY DO GUYS LIKE THAT SO MUCH?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S PROBABLY 'CAUSE I KNOW SOME
GUY'S PROBABLY KISSING HER WHEN
>> LIKE, IT'S JUST...
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE,
>> THE BELLY.
>> THE BELLY?
DO YOU TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING?
>> WHAT DO YOU WRITE?
>> "I LOVE YOU."
>> I LOVE --
WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO BE?
>> I LIKE TO SQUIRT ON THEIR
>> YOU LIKE TO SQUIRT ON THEIR
I LOVE YOU!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WOW, HE'S REALLY GETTING IN
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE
YOU'VE EVER FINISHED?
>> THE HOOD OF A CAR IN A, UH --
IN A BEST BUY PARKING LOT.
>> YEAH, I'M FAMILIAR.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO
>> I'M A CHRISTIAN.
>> OH, CHRISTIAN.
SO, IN THE BUTT.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> OKAY, SO, MOM, WHERE DO YOU
LIKE TO BE...
UM, ON MY STOMACH 'CAUSE I WANT
TO BE FLAT ON MY BACK, READY
[ SNORES ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]