Thursday, January 30, 2014

  • 01/30/2014

Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar and Brody Stevens come up with failed sports teams, watch foreign rap YouTube videos and check in on Jose Canseco's Twitter account.

RIPPED FROM THE INTERNETHEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

THE CORRECT ANSWER AGAINSTTHE STANDARD 100 POINTS.

IT IS SUPER BOWL THISWEEKEND.

[BLEEP] YEAH AMERICA.

>> YEAH.

>> OF COURSE BRUNO MARS WILLBE STAR OF THE HALFTIME SHOW

BUT DEEP DIGGING REVEALSFOOTAGE OF BABY BRUNO

6-YEAR-OLD, BRUNO, AS WHATTYPE OF PERFORMER, A, A

BREAK DANCER FOR A HONOLULUMATTRESS STORE OPENING.

>> PLAUSIBLE.

>> B, RAPPER FOR A CAPRI SUNCOMMERCIAL DOING GRIN N

JUICE.

>> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AGOOD, GOING UNDER THE

MONIKER SNOOP PUPPY.

OR LAS VEGAS TINNIEST PHILPYNNO ELVIS IMPERSONATOR.

>> I SPENT A LOT OF TIME INLAS VEGASSING I HAVE BEEN TO

CIRCUS CIRCUS, I GET COMPEDTHERE.

>> NOT A GOOD-- THAT'S NOT AGOOD HOTEL.

>> WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

>> YOU HAVE A MICROPHONETHAT WILL AMPLIFY YOU.

>> I HAVE BAD HEARING.

>> LAS VEGAS'S TINNIEST PHILPYNNO ELVIS IMPERSONATOR.

>> THAT IS CORRECT.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOUREMEMBER.

>> DON'T MESS WITH CIRCUSCIRCUS.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOUREMEMBER THE HONEYMOON IN

VEGAS BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY INHONEYMOON IN VEGAS, HERE IS

FOOTAGE FROM THAT.

♪ FALLING IN LOVE ♪.

>> OH, WAIT.

I THINK THAT IS ACTUALLY THESUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW.

>> I GUESS-- THAT IS WHATWE'RE GOING TO SEE.

OKAY, COMMERCIALS ARE TO THESUPER BOWL WHAT PICTORIALS

ARE TO PLAYBOY, THAT IS THEREASON PEOPLE WATCH, THEY

WATCH FOR THE COMMERCIALS.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOINGTO SAY THAT IS THE REASON

PEOPLE MAST, RBATE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE PUPPYBOWL?

WELL, GUYS, YOU KNOW -- ALLRIGHT, WHILES SUPER BOWL IS

NOT-- I LOVE YOU, BRODY MANYOF THE COMPANIES ARE ALREADY

RELEASING TEASERS FOR THEIRVERY EXPENSIVE AADS.

COMMERCIALS FOR-- [BLEEP]COMMERCIALS.

THIS COMMERCIAL TRAILERALREADY HAS 1.2 MILLION

VIEWS ON YOUTUBE, LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

>> SO THAT IS A TEASERFOR --

>> WHAT.

>> AN AAD FOR SEE ALYSTFEATURING TERRY BRADSHAW AND

PAULA DEEN?

>> YES, PLEASE, YES.

>> NO, IF THIS WERE THATIT'S LIKE GETTING INTO PAULA

DEEN IS LIKE DRIVING A CARTHROUGH A DESERT.

A LOT OF WIDE OPEN SPACES.

IT'S DRY AN BAREN.

LEK, AN AAD FOR TOYOTAFEATURING TERRY CRUZ AND THE

MUPPETS OR C AN IMODIUM ADODD FEATURING OPRAH, GAYLE

KING AND DR. PHIL.

>> I THINK IT IS AN ODD FORTOYOTA AND THE MUPPETS EVEN

THOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO SEETHE I MOMMIUM ODD WITH OPRAH

GAYLE KING AND DR. PHIL.

>> YOU ARE CORRECT T ISTERRY CRUZ AND THE MUPPETS,

IT IS NOT-- WHAT A WEIRDJUXTAPOSITION OF THINGS, IS

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#WARS.

HASHTAG WARS.

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IS BETWEENTWO TEAMS WITH CLASSIC NAMES,

THE BRONCOS AND SEAHAWKS.

BUT ALSO'S HONOR TEAM NAMESTHAT WOULD NEVER MAKE IT TO

THE PROS WITH TONIGHT'SHASHTAG FAILED SPORTS TEAMS.

EXAMPLES WOULD THE SAN SAYSHARKS.

OR THE SEATTLE SEAWARDS.

THEY ARE FINE WITH IT INENGLISH.

PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, GO.

>> YES W THE CLEVELANDSTEAMERS.

>> THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE.

>> QUARTERBACK GLORIA ESSTEFAN.

>> THE ORLANDO JONES.

>> NICE JUST ONE GUY.

>> THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS.

>> THAT IS A REAL TEAM.

>> THAT IS A REAL TEAM.

>> MY BAD.

>> THAT IS AN ACTUAL TEAM.

>> OKAY, YOU ARE SAYING THATTHEY ARE FAILED

BECAUSE-- THAT SOUNDS LUKE ASPORTS JOKE SO I WILL GIVE

YOU POINTS FOR IT.

RANDY.

>> THE ST. LOUIS CLAY-- IMEAN LISTEN THAT WOULD BE A

FAILED SPORTS TEAM.

SO WHILE WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLEWITH WHAT HE SAID, HE DID

FOLLOW THE RULES SO I HAVETO GIVE HIM POINTS.

YES.

>> THE PHOENIX FENCE JUMPERS.

>> FAILED.

>> I WILL ALLOW SLAVE OWNERSBUT NOT FRIENDS JUMPERS.

>> THE SEATTLE SUICIDES.

>> IT RAINS A LOT THERE.

>> IT RAINS A LOT THERE.

>> THE WEATHER IS REALLYOPPRESSIVE.

YES, RANDY.

>> THE SAN FRANCISCO 69ERS.

NAME THAT FOREIGN RAPPER.

I WILL SHOW YOU A FOREIGNRAP VIDEO THAT WE FOUND ON

YOUTUBE AND FOR 250 POINTSYOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN AND NAME

THE SONG IN ENGLISH HERE'STHE FIRST ONE, HERE IS A-- ♪

♪ .

>> YES, YES.

>> IT'S GERMAN SO THERE IS AWOMAN IN MY CRAWL SPACE.

>> I WILL GIVE YOU POINTSFOR THAT.

>> I WONDERED WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE GUY FROM THE SANDMAN

VIDEO.

I'M GLAD I WENT ON TO DOOTHER THINGS.

>> YEAH.

>> DID YOU HAVE ONE.

>> I WANT TO CALL IT WHO LETTHE NAZIS OUT, WHO, WHO, WHO,

WHO.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,LET'S GO TO THE NEXT ONE.

HOLD HOLY KOREAN STAR TREK.

>> YES, SOUL TRAIN KING JONGBE ILING.

>> I LIKE IT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY THATEITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST

KIA COMMERCIAL I HAVE EVERSEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND I WOULD HAVE CALLED ITDAEWOO THERE IT IS.

THAT IS IT.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY DIDYOU SEE HIS MO MAN PURSE IS

MO PROBLEM.

>> I WILL GIVE POINTS TOEVERYONE.

BECAUSE WE ALL JUMPED IN.

WHO LIKES RUSSIAN RAP, ♪♪

♪.

>>> ALL RIGHT, BRODY.

>> THE BRONX HE BEAT UP.

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY.

>> BLACK IS THE NEW RED.

>> OH, WOW, THINK ABOUT IT,THINK ABOUT IT.

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY THISIS ALSO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

YOU LET YOUR BODYGUARD GRABON ONE TRACK.

>> YES, BRODY.

>> SOCHI HISTORY X.

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUNDOF JOSE CONSECO HUG OR HATE.

YOU KNOW JOSE CONSECO IT ARETIRED BIG LEAGUE SLUGGER

WITH OPINION ON MANY THINGS.

WE PLAYED THIS GAME THE LASTTIME THE STARS WERE HERE AND

THE EFFECT AFTERWARDSCONSECO TWEETED AT ME,@NERDIST

HUG FOR YOU.

I GOT A HUG.

>> HOW BUS?

>> I WAS VERY EXCITED BYTHIS, THANK YOU JOSE CONSECO.

DID YOU GET SOMETHING TOO.

>> GOT A TWEET TOO.

>> YOU GOT HUGS TOO.

>> HE SAID SOMETHING TO US.

HE CALLED US LIKE, I LOVEYOU GUYS, SKLAR BROTHERS, A

SPECTACULAR PAIR OFBITCHTITS.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THATIS.

FOR 250 POINTS I WILL GIVEYOU A PERSON, TOPIC AND YOU

TELL WHETHER CONSECO LOVESOR HATES.

>> DENNIS RODMAN.

>> I SAY HUGS.

HE IDENTIFIED WITH IMHAD.

HE LOVES, HE IS GLAD HE ISNOT GOING TO SYRIA.

>> DENNIS RODMAN HAS TAKEN ALOT OF HEAT FROM CONSECO, HE

GIVES HIM HUGS.

DENNIS RODMAN IS A NATIONALTRRBURE AND SHOULD BE

PROTECTED LIKE ONE.

I AM WORRIED.

HE IS WORRIED.

>> NATIONAL TREASURE WITHINI THINK HE SHOULD BE BURIED

UNDER NAET A CHURCH LIKE INTHE MOVIE NATIONAL TREASURE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> AND CLUES TO FIND DENNISRODMAN ARE ON THE MONEY.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE EGYPTDOES HE HUG OR HATE EGYPT.

>> HE HATES EGYPT.

>> DOES NOT LIKE EGYPT ATALL.

HEY, YEAH.

LEAVING FOR [BLEEP] EGYPTWITH-- FIVE HOUR DRIVE FROM

AMERICA TO EGYPT?

FIVE HOUR DRIVE.

>> WHY IS HE DRIVING THERE?

>> HE PROBABLY JUST SAW ITON THE GLOBE AND SAID THIS

WILL TAKE ABOUT FIVE HOURS.

>> TO GET OUR COUP-- MAKE ADOCUMENTARY ON IT.

THERE YOU GO.

TAKE THE 405 IT GOES RIGHTTHERE.

>> IT GOES ALL THE WAY TOEGYPT.

>> TIME FOR BIO SHOCKWITHIN WHOOO!

>> IT'S TIME FOR VIDEO TIMGA.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOGAMES.

INFINITE BURIAL AT SEA, THENEGOTIATION DLC COMING OUT

SOON.

THERE ARE PEOPLE SOMETIMESYOU HAVE TO MAKE A SNAP

JUDGEMENT ABOUT WHO TOFOLLOW BASED ON A 140

CHARACTER BIO, I WANT YOU TONAME ME AS MANY TWITTER BIO

DEAL BREAKERS AS YOU CAN.

I WILL PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND GO.

>> SELF-PROCLAIMED NUTALLERGIST.

>> POINTS.

>> ACTRESS AND STARVING DOGWALKER.

>> POINTS.

>> RANDY.

>> GRILL.

>> WHAT IS A GRILL.

>> A GRANDMOTHER I WOULDLIKE TO.

>> LIFELONG BELIEVER.

>> THERE ARE SO MANY OFTHOSE.

>> SO MANY.

>> HASHTAG -->> YES.

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