November 18, 2014 - Eva Longoria

  • 11/18/2014

Freezing temperatures grip the nation, Esteban Colberto talks immigration reform, salvage stores sell expired food to the poor, and Eva Longoria discusses "Food Chains."

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, OBAMA

GOES IT ALONE ON IMMIGRATIONBECAUSE THERE ARE NO OTHER

DEMOCRATS LEFT IN WASHINGTON.

THEN A VICTORY IN CLASSWARFARE -- YOU WILL NEVER GUESS

WHICH 1% CAME OUT ON TOP.

AND MY GUEST, EVA LONGORIA, ISHERE WITH A NEW DOCUMENTARY

ABOUT LOW-WAGE FARM WORKERS.

OR AS I CALL THEM, LETTUCEINTERNS.

JOSÉ CANSECO IS SELLING HISAMPUTATED FINGER ON eBAY

BECAUSE, THANKS TO STEROIDS,HE'S ALREADY GROWN

A NEW ONE BACK. THIS IS "THECOLBERT REPORT."

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

WELCOME TO "THE REPORT."

(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN")THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

SORRY FOLKS, I'VE JUST GOT TO DOTHIS FIRST.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE,EVERYBODY.

THE SHOW WILL START IN JUST ONEMINUTE.

THE SHOW WILL START IN JUST ONEMINUTE.

I'M SURE IF YOU'RE WATCHINGTHIS, YOU KNOW A BIG FREEZE IS

MOVING IN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

I'M JUST PUTTING DOWN SOME SALT.

DON'T NEED A LAWSUIT ON MYHANDS.

ALRIGHT, THERE YOU GO.AND A LITTLE PEPPER.

RIGHT THERE, JUST A TASTE. JUSTA TASTE, THERE YOU GO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)'CUZ THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS

FRIGHTFUL.

>> 200 MILLION AMERICANS ARE INTHE MIDDLE OF THE COLD SNAP

TODAY.

>> 50% OF THE COUNTRY BLANKETEDIN SNOW.

>> THIS MINNESOTA LAKE TURNED TOSOLID ICE -- A RARE

PRE-THANKSGIVING DEEP FREEZE.

>> FREEZING TEMPERATURES IN ALL50 STATES.

>> Stephen: ALL 50.

EVEN HAWAII -- WHERE ALOHA NOWMEANS "HELLO," "GOODBYE," AND

"MY NIPPLES COULD SLICEPINEAPPLE ."

AND DO NOT CONFUSE THIS COLDSNAP WITH LAST YEAR'S POLAR

VORTEX.

THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

>> THE RECORD-BREAKING POLARPLUNGE.

>> POLAR PLUNGE.

>> Stephen: POLAR PLUNGE,WHICH IS NOT JUST A ROCKIN' NEW

FLAVOR OF CAPRI SUN.

NO, IT'S SOMETHING EVENBETTER -- A REASON TO IGNORE

GLOBAL WARMING.

>> WHILE THE PRESIDENT FOCUSESON GLOBAL WARMING, MORE BRUTALLY

COLD WEATHER IS HITTING ACROSSMUCH OF THE COUNTRY AGAIN TODAY.

>> THE PREVAILING SENTIMENT ISWE'VE GOT TO FIGHT GLOBAL

WARMING.

WE'RE FREEZING.

WE HAVE RECORD COLD.

WE'RE NOT IN GLOBAL WARMING.

JUST FIX IT IN YOUR MIND, FOLKS.

>> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT.

WHEN IT COMES TO GLOBAL WARMING,FIX IT IN YOUR MIND.

'CUZ WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIX ITIN REALTY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: IT IS WELL KNOWN

BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN VIOLATINGTHE CONSTITUTION FOR YEARS.

WELL, NOW APPARENTLY HE WANTS TOROLL IT UP, STUFF IT WITH RICE

AND BEANS, AND SMOTHER IT INPICANTE SAUCE.

>> A SOURCE TELLS FOX NEWS ASEARLY AS NEXT WEEK, PRESIDENT

OBAMA IS PLANNING TO ANNOUNCE ATEN-PART PLAN TO OVERHAUL

IMMIGRATION POLICY THROUGHEXECUTIVE ACTION.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA VOWING TO GOIT ALONE ON IMMIGRATION.

>> HE PLANS TO PASS EXECUTIVEACTION IMMIGRATION AMNESTY JUST

BY HIMSELF, WITHOUT CONGRESS.

>> Stephen: YEAH, HOW DARE HETAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION TO ADDRESS

IMMIGRATION, BY HIMSELF?

HE SHOULD BE WORKING WITHCONGRESS, TO DO NOTHING,

TOGETHER.

EVEN WORSE, THE RUMOR IS HE'SGOING TO OVERHAUL THE

IMMIGRATION SYSTEM THROUGH FIAT.

FIAT?

IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG -- YOUHAVE TO ORDER NEW PARTS FROM

ITALY. IT'S MADNESS

AND JUST LISTEN TO WHAT'S INOBAMA'S PLAN.

IT WOULD "PROTECT UP TO5 MILLION UNAUTHORIZED

IMMIGRANTS FROM THE THREAT OFDEPORTATION AND PROVIDE MANY OF

THEM WITH WORK PERMITS.

THEY GET TO STAY AND RECEIVEWORK PERMITS!

NOW THEY'RE COMING FOR THE JOBSTHEY ALREADY HAVE!

THIS WHOLE PLAN CHEAPENS WHAT ITMEANS TO BE AN AMERICAN...

BECAUSE "THE DEPARTMENTOF HOMELAND SECURITY WOULD TAKE

50% OFF THE FEE FOR THE FIRST10,000 APPLICANTS."

50% OFF.

OBAMA'S JUST TOSSING AMERICANCITIZENSHIP IN THE BARGAIN BIN

WITH THE STALE HALLOWEEN CANDYAND UNBAGGED UNDERWEAR.

PLUS, OBAMA'S GOING TO "EXPANDVISAS FOR FOREIGN-BORN WORKERS

WITH HIGH-TECH SKILLS."

WHY FOREIGNERS?

AMERICANS ALREADY HAVE PLENTY OFHIGH-TECH SKILLS.

LIKE OPERATING AN iPhone TOCONTACT A CALL CENTER IN INDIA.

WELL, THANK GOD THIS PLANLEAKED!

BECAUSE NOW CONGRESSIONALREPUBLICANS CAN STOP IT.

>> WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT THEPRESIDENT TOOTH AND NAIL IF HE

CONTINUES DOWN THIS PATH.

THIS IS THE WRONG WAY TO GOVERN.

OUR GOAL HERE IS TO STOP THEPRESIDENT FROM VIOLATING HIS OWN

OATH OF OFFICE AND VIOLATING THECONSTITUTION.

IT'S NOT TO SHUT DOWN THEGOVERNMENT.

WE ARE LOOKING AT ALL OPTIONS.

THEY ARE ON THE TABLE.

>> Stephen: YOU HEAR THAT,OBAMA?

ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE.THAT MEANS

LAWSUITS, IMPEACHMENT,GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS, BOOTS ON

THE GROUND, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENOTES ON THE FRIDGE.

BUT MOSTLY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUTCASH.

>> IF THE PRESIDENT IS GOING TOTRY TO USURP OUR AUTHORITY IN

CONGRESS, I THINK WE NEED TOBITE BACK AND NOT GIVE HIM THE

FUNDS TO DO THAT.

>> WE WILL USE THE POWER OF THEPURSE TO TRY TO PUSH BACK

AGAINST HIS OVERACTIVEBUREAUCRACY.

>> THEY SHOULD HANDLE IT THROUGHDEFUNDING WHAT THEY CAN

DEFUND -- KEEPING BACK MONEYFROM AREAS WHERE HE NEEDS MONEY

TO CARRY OUT THESE ILLEGALACTIONS.

>> Stephen: YES, THE PRESIDENTIS REFUSING TO DEPORT THESE

ILLEGALS, SO WE MUST CUT THEFUNDING TO PAY THE IMMIGRATION

OFFICERS HE WON'T NEED TO NOTDEPORT THEM.

IT'S LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID AND IREFUSED TO RAKE THE YARD, SO AS

A PUNISHMENT MY PARENTS WOULDN'TBUY ME A RAKE.

REALLY TAUGHT ME A LESSON.

TO THIS DAY, I DON'T RAKE MYYARD.

I PAY LUIS TO DO IT.

I ASSUME HE'S A CITIZEN.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S A CITIZEN,

HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

AND I PAY HIM IN CASH.

BUT HOW DOES THE LATINOCOMMUNITY FEEL ABOUT ALL OF THIS

TO FIND OUT WHAT THE GRANDEHISPANA-CHINOS THINK

I TURN ONE LAST TIME TO MYMEXICAN COLLEAGUE, ESTEBAN

COLBERTO!

>> HOLA, STEPHEN!

BIENVENIDOS A LACOLBERTO REPORTOGIGANTE!

>> Stephen: ESTEBAN, MYFRIEND THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

IT IS BITTERSWEET TO KNOW THATWE ARE BOTH ENDING OUR SHOWS.

>> SI, ES TRISTE.

CHICAS, CHICAS.

ES TRISTE.

>> Stephen: SO, MY DEAR FRIEND,EVERYBODY DOWN IN YOUR NECK OF

THE CACTUS MUST BE THRILLED WITHPRESIDENT OBAMA.

>> PRESIDENTE OBAMA?

>> Stephen: SO WILL THIS MAKELATINOS VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS

IN THE FUTURE?

>> Stephen: YES, BUT WHATTHEY'RE TRYING TO SAY IS --

>> Stephen: BUT IF THIS PLANGOES INTO EFFECT, WILL YOU BE

TAKING OBAMA'S IMMIGRATIONHANDOUT?

>> Stephen: YOU CAN GET THOSEIN MEXICO?

>> SI.

BUT I GOT MINE FROM PENN STATE.

>> Stephen: WHAT THE (BLEEP)?!

ESTEBAN, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!

>> YES.

>> Stephen: THEN WHY DID YOUMAKE ME SUBTITLE YOU FOR NINE

YEARS?

>> Stephen: LET ME GET THISSTRAIGHT. SO THIS MEANS

YOU'RE COMING TO THE UNITEDSTATES?

>> Stephen: WELL, WHEREVER YOUGO, MY FRIEND I'LL MISS YOU.

>> Stephen: ESTEBAN COLBERTO,EVERYONE!

>> REGRESAMOS PRONTO.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,NATION. FOLKS

YOU CANNOT SPELL JUDGMENTWITHOUT "U" APPEARING BEFORE

"ME."

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, WAG OFTHE FINGER!

FIRST UP ON THE TIP WAGS, THEREIS A LOT OF HUNGER IN AMERICA.

IN 2012, MORE THAN ONE IN SEVENU.S. HOUSE HOLDS EXPERIENCED

FOOD INSECURITY.

THAT MEANS THEY DON'T KNOW WHERETHEIR NEXT MEAL WILL COME FROM.

AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

JUST LAST NIGHT, I COULDN'TDECIDE WHETHER TO ORDER ITALIAN

OR CHINESE.

SO I SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE ANDORDERED AZERBAIJANI FOOD.

OF COURSE, BY THE TIME I GOT IT,MY TOYUG PLOV WAS SUPER-DRY.

SO, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKEOUT THERE.

AND THOUGH I SUPPORT CONGRESS'$800 MILLION CUT TO OUR FOOD

STAMP PROGRAM THAT OBAMA SIGNEDTHIS YEAR, I'M NO MONSTER.

I WOULDN'T WANT ANY LEGITIMATELYHUNGRY PERSON TO STARVE.

MY HEART GOES OUT TO SOCIETY'STRULY UNDERPRIVILEGED -- YOUR

LOVEABLE SHOE SHINE BOYS, YOURPHOTOGENIC WAIFS, YOUR

PIE-CRAZED HOBOS.

THAT'S WHY I WAS SO HAPPY TOLEARN ABOUT A TREND THAT'S

TURNING ONE MAN'S TRASH INTOANOTHER MAN'S EDIBLE TRASH.

>> SALVAGE STORES LIKE THIS ONESPECIALIZE IN SELLING EXPIRED

FOODS AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES.

75% OF THE GROCERY ITEMS SOLDHERE HAVE "BEST BY" OR "USED BY"

DATES THAT HAVE ALREADY EXPIRED.

DAMAGED, DENTED, DATED ORDISCOUNTED PRODUCTS THAT GROCERY

STORES WON'T SELL, LETTINGCONSUMERS GET CUH-RAZY

DISCOUNTS.

>> Stephen: YES, CUH-RAZYDISCOUNTS, SO POOR FAMILIES CAN

GET SUH-HUBSISTENCE NUTRITION.

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING A TIP OFTHE HAT TO SALVAGE STORES FOR

SHOWING THE "LEAST" WE CAN DOFOR THE HUNGRY IS LESS THAN ANY

OF US THOUGHT.

SURE, IT MIGHT SEEM SAD TO EATTHINGS THAT ARE EXPIRED OR

DAMAGED, BUT THIS IS AMERICA --IF YOU WORK HARD AND PLAY BY THE

RULES, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY EARNTHE DIGNITY OF AN INTACT BOX OF

TRISCUITS.

AND DON'T THINK OF IT AS EATINGDISCARDED FOOD.

THOSE SPAGHETTIOS ARE JUST BEINGSERVED AL-DENTED.

THEY'RE PERFECTLY "PROBABLY"SAFE.

SO YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA'SHUNGRY.

BECAUSE THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'SGONNA GET.

WE JUST VOTED IN THE PEOPLE WHOWANT "MORE" CUTS.

TO THESE GUYS, EXPIRED PRUNESISN'T A QUESTIONABLE FOOD

PRODUCT -- IT'S THEIR VOTERBASE.

NEXT UP, NATION, YOU WILL RECALLTHAT LAST NIGHT I FINALLY MADE

MY PEACE WITH BEAR KIND BYGETTING ME A PIECE OF BEAR KIND.

HE TASTED LIKE PEPPERMINT ANDOLD SALMON.

SO I WAS SADDENED TO HEAR THATVOTERS IN MAINE HAVE PASSED A

BALLOT INITIATIVE PRESERVINGTHEIR RIGHT TO HUNT BLACK BEARS

WITH DAY-OLD JELLY DOUGHNUT,CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES, TWINKIES AND

WHITE BREAD.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IN MAINE, YOU CAN HUNT BEARSUSING EXPIRED TWINKIES.

THOUGH IT MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TOWAIT 300 YEARS.

FOLKS, THIS IS DEPLORABLE ANDCRUEL TO MY NEW BEAR FRIENDS.

IF YOU LURE A BEAR WITH A BEARCLAW,

YOU'RE TEMPTING HIM INTOCANNIBALISM!

SO I'M GIVING A BIG WAG OF MYFINGER TO MAINE FOR ALLOWING THE

HUNTERS TO KILL BEARS USING JUNKFOOD.

BEWARE BEARS!

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DING DONGS,IT DONGS FOR THEE.

BESIDES, I JUST LEARNED THEREARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO COULD

USE THAT FOOD. FORGET GOING TOTHE SALVAGE STORES,

HUNGRY AMERICANS. MAINE'S JUSTGIVING AWAY JELLY DONUTS IN

THE WOODS! AND IF YOU GET CAUGHTIN A BEAR TRAP WHILE FORAGING

FOR STALE PASTRY, THAT'SJUST GOOD -- YOU CAN GNAW OFF

YOUR OWN LEG. THAT IS SOMEDELICIOUS DOUGHNUT-FED MEAT.

AND HERE'S A BONUS -- YOU WON'TGAIN AN OUNCE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACKEVERYBODY

MY GUEST TONIGHT HAS A NEWDOCUMENTARY ABOUT LOW-WAGE FARM

WORKERS IN FLORIDA.

WHAT A CRUEL LIFE -- THEY HAVETO LIVE IN FLORIDA.

PLEASE WELCOME EVA LONGORIA.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

HERE.

WHAT A PLEASURE.

I SEE YOU HAVE BROUGHT AVEGETABLE TO HURL AT ME.

WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

>> IT'S A FAIR FOOD TOMATO FROMFLORIDA.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

A FAIR FOOD TOMATO.

YOU ARE AN ACTIVIST. YOU WERENAMED BY THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

AS THE PHILANTHROPIST OF THEYEAR.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHY ARE YOUPHILANTHOPING INSTEAD OF SIMPLY

CELEBRITY-ING.

DOESN'T THIS TAKE AWAY FROM YOURRED CARPET TIME?

>> YES, BUT IT'S FOR A GOODCAUSE. THE RELEASE OF

A DOCUMENTARY I JUST MADECALLED "FOOD CHAINS" IS COMING

OUT, AND IT'S ABOUT THEEXPLOITATION OF LABOR IN OUR

FARMS IN AMERICA.

>> Stephen: AND YOU PRODUCEDTHIS?

>> I PRODUCED THE DOCUMENTARY.

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT I PRODUCEDTHE TOMATO.

>> Stephen: NO.

NO, I PRODUCED THEDOCUMENTARY ABOUT FARM WORKERS.

THIS IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUTTOMATOES AND ABOUT FLORIDA.

>> Stephen: HOW DO I KNOW YOUACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FARM

WORKERS?

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ACTRESS AND,NO OFFENSE, ACTORS AND ACTRESSES

GET PAID TO LIE FOR A LIVING.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: TO LOOK LIKE THEYTHEY CARED ABOUT THINGS.

I DON'T THINK YOU CARED ABOUTTHOSE OTHER WOMEN ON WISTERIA

LANE. I REALLY DON'T.

BUT WHEN I WATCHED THE SHOW, IWAS SCARED, CRIED.

YOUR JOYS WERE MY JOYS

YOU KNOW.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: SO WHY DO YOU CAREABOUT THESE WORKERS?

THEY'VE GOT JOBS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVEJOBS.

WHAT ARE THE CONDITIONS OF THEPEOPLE WHO PICK OUR TOMATOES

WORK UNDER THAT YOU THINK SHOULDBE CHANGED?

>> I CARE BECAUSE I EAT FOOD,AND YOU EAT FOOD, WE ALL EAT

FOOD AND WE SHOULD REALLY CAREABOUT WHERE OUR FOOD COMES FROM.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A GREATERINTEREST IN WHAT WE FREE.

WE'RE GLUTEN FREE, SOY FREE,LACTOSE FREE, BUT WE DON'T THINK

ABOUT THE HUMAN COST BEHINDWHERE OUR FOOD COMES FROM.

WHAT WE ARE SHOWING IN THEDOCUMENTARY, IT'S AN AMAZING

DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WHAT IS BEINGDONE IN FLORIDA WITH TOMATOES

SPECIFICALLY, AND IT'S CALLEDTHE FAIR FOOD PROGRAM.

THESE WORKERS FORMED THECOALITION OF IMMOKALEE WORKERS

AND CAME UP WITH AN AMAZING

PROGRAM THAT NOT ONLY RAISESWAGES BUT STOPS ABUSE IN THE

FIELD, EVERYTHING FROM PHYSICALABUSE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND

DOES AN AUDIT OF COMPLIANCE TOMAKE SURE ALL THE FARMERS ARE

APPLYING THIS PARTICULAR FAIRFOOD PROGRAM TO THEIR CROPS AND

THEY'RE DOING IT AMAZINGLY WELL.

>> Stephen: SO THESE WORKERSIN IMMOKALEE, FLORIDA, ARE

GETTING PAID --(APPLAUSE)

I THOUGHT I DID PRONOUNCE THATWELL, IMMOKALEE

THEY'RE GETTING 1 PENNY A POUNDTO PICK TOMATOES RIGHT NOW.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: HOW MUCH DO YOUTHINK THEY SHOULD BE PAID PER

POUND?

>> WHAT THE FAIR FOOD PROGRAMDOES IS ASK CONSUMERS AND THE

LARGEST BUYERS OF PRODUCE --SUPERMARKETS AND FAST-FOOD

CHAINS -- TO PAY A PENNY MORE APOUND AND THAT DOUBLES THEIR

WAGES.

>> Stephen: SO 2 PENNIES APOUND.

>> YEAH, TO 2 PENNIES PER POUND.

>> Stephen: YOU REALIZE THAT BYSAYING THAT YOU STILL

KIND OF SOUND LIKE A MONSTER.

ONLY 2 PENNIES A POUND LONGORIA,THEY WOULD CALL YOU.

>> IT WOULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE BY44 CENTS A YEAR AND YOU

LITERALLY DOUBLE THE WAGES OFTHESE FARM WORKERS.

>> Stephen: YOU'VE ACTUALLYGOTTEN SOME PEOPLE INVOLVED

YOU'VE GOTTENMcDONALD'S, BURGER KING,

SUBWAY, CHIPOTLE, ALL THESEFAST-FOOD CHAINS TO GET ON BOARD

WITH THE FAIR FOOD PROGRAM(APPLAUSE)

IS THE REAL MESSAGE THAT WESHOULD BUY LESS FRESH FOOD AND

MORE FAST FOOD AS AMERICANS TOHELP THESE PEOPLE?

>> NO, NO, NO.

YOU NEED TO EAT HEALTHY. THAT'SONE OF THE MAIN POINTS

OF THE DOCUMENTARY IS THEC.I.W HAS HAD AMAZING SUCCESS

Stephen: WHAT'S THE C.I.W.? >> COALITION OF IMMOKALEE

WORKERS. IT'S MUCH EASIER,RIGHT? C.I.W.

Stephen: CIUWAH

AND ANYBODY WHO HAS

COME TO THE TABLE HAVE SIGNED ONTO THE FAIR FOOD PROGRAM EXCEPT

WENDY'S IN THE FAST FOOD AREA(BOOING)

Stephen: NO WENDY'S?>> YEAH WENDY'S HAS NOT SIGNED

ON TO THE FAIR FOOD PROGRAM BUTIN THE SUPERMARKET AREA WHICH IS

A LARGE BUYER OF PRODUCE, WEWANT PEOPLE TO EAT HEALTHY

Stephen: ARE SUPERMARKETS ONBOARD WITH THIS?

SOME, NOT ALL. WE SIGNEDWALMART ON, THEY ARE A

FAIR FOOD PROGRAM BUYER ARE ONBOARD. WHOLE FOODS.

THIS TOMATO IS FROM WHOLE FOODS,SO WE KNOW IT'S A FAIR FOOD

TOMATO.

>> Stephen: MEANING THIS ISLIKE A $40 TOMATO.

>> EXACTLY.

LET ME TELL YOU, SO THE WORKERSMAKE A PENNY PER POUND.

THIS TOMATO IS 2.03.

SO YOU LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE OFTHE PEOPLE DOING THE WORK.

PUBLIX IS THE ONE THAT WILLNOT COME TO THE TABLE, WILL NOT

TALK TO THE C.I.W. ABOUT THEFAIR FOOD PROGRAM.

>> Stephen: WELL, MAYBE IT'SBECAUSE YOU GUYS SCARE PEOPLE

WITH YOUR TACTICS.

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: I'LL SHOW YOU ANEXAMPLE.

JIM, CAN YOU PUT UP THE POSTER?

THAT IS SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA.

THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE MAOPICKING THE TOMATOES UP THERE

THIS DOESN'T SEEM A LITTLEWORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

TO YOU?>> NO, IT DOESN'T.

>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T?

THIS IS AN INTERESTING PHOTO.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SEE THEBUCKET.

IT'S OVERFILLED.

THE C.I.W. STOPPED THAT AS WELLBECAUSE THEY'LL MAKE THE WORKERS

SNOW CONE THE BUCKETS, SOTHEY'RE ACTUALLY PICKING ALMOST

A BUCKET AND A THIRD AND NOTGETTING PAID FOR IT.

SO WE'VE STOPPED THAT AS WELLAND, YOU KNOW, THIS IS HOW THEY

CARRY.

THEY CARRY ABOUT 40,000 POUNDS ADAY ON THEIR BACKS, AND THEY'RE

NOT ASKING FOR WORKERS -- FARMWORKERS ARE NOT ASKING FOR A

CRAZY AMOUNT OF PAY, THEY'REASKING TO BE PAID FOR THE WORK

THEY'RE DOING. FAIR PAY

>> Stephen: MY OTHER ISSUE ISYOU'RE ASKING ME TO THINK ABOUT

WHERE MY FOOD COMES FROM.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: AND I DON'T WANTTO THINK ABOUT THAT.

A LOT OF IT COMES FROM DIRT,OKAY?

AND IT'S THERE A LOT LONGER THANTHE 5-SECOND RULE.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHY MUST I THINKABOUT WHERE MY FOOD COMES FROM?

IT COMES FROM THE KITCHEN.

>> IT DOES NOT.

>> Stephen: IT DOES NOT?

IT DOES NOT COME FROM THEKITCHEN.

AMERICA HAS A HISTORY OFEXPLOITING LABOR.

WHEN WE CREATED THE FAIR LABORSTANDARDS ACT WHICH PROTECTS

WORKERS, IT EXCLUDEDAGRICULTURE.

THE 40-HOUR WORK WEEK, VACATION,MINIMUM-WAGE, EXCLUDES

AGRICULTURE.

>> Stephen: CHILD LABOR.

YOU WERE IN THE FIELD, YOUKNOW HOW HARD IT WAS.

>> Stephen: I WORKED AN ENTIREDAY.

>> NO, NO.

I THINK YOU WORKED THREE HOURS.

>> Stephen: WELL, LISTEN, THATIS A WORKDAY FOR ME.

(LAUGHTER)EVA LONGORIA, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

EVA LONGORIA, "FOOD CHAINS," THEDOCUMENTARY OPENS FRIDAY.

BACK BACK!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THECOLBERT REPORT," EVERYBODY!

GOOD NIGHT!