Key and Peele
Season 2

Dubstep

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 10/03/2012

The East/West Bowl players introduce themselves, and dubstep ruins moving day.

- THE ONE WHO PLAYS JAMIE

IS NOT ENGLISH.- HE'S NOT?

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT NATIONALITY HE IS,

BUT HE'S DEFINITELYNOT ENGLISH.

- THAT'S AMAZING.HE'S GOT THE MOST AMAZING--DOG!

- WHOA!

- COME ON, MAX, NO.BAD DOG, BAD.

I'M SO SORRY.

I JUST RESCUED HIMFROM A SHELTER.

[dog barking fiercely]

HE SEEMS TO GET REALLYAGGRESSIVE TOWARDS PEOPLE

WITH DARKER-COLORED SKIN.

I'M SO SORRY.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

- YEAH, I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOWWHAT THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH

BEFORE YOU GET THEM.

- YEAH, WE DON'T THINKTHAT YOUR DOG'S RACIST.

[dramatic music]

[all dogs barking]

[dogs barking aggressively]

I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM.I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE.

AND I'M JUST WRAPPING UPTHE LIVING ROOM.

- OKAY.- SO YEAH.

- I'LL GET PACK-A-LACKIN'.- I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.

- MIND IF I PUT ONSOME MUSIC?

- I DO NOT. I DO NOT.- ALL RIGHT.

I GOT THIS NEW DUBSTEP.

- UH, DUBSTE--WHAT IS THAT?I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

- OH, DUDE,YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

- OH, COOL.COOL, MAN.

[stereo beeps]

[peaceful electronic intro]

OOH, I LIKE THIS.

- WAIT FOR THE DROP.- I'M SORRY, "THE DROP"?

[thrumming electronic bass line]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

- WHAT?

- WHAT IS THIS?

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[music stops]- [gasping]

WHAT IS THAT?

- THE MUSIC?

- I'M SORRY, IS THAT MUSIC?- OH, YEAH.

DUDE, THAT'S THE DUBSTEP, MAN.

THAT'S MY JAM.

- WELL, IT'S--IT'S A LITTLE, UH,

LOUD AND DISORIENTING,

AND, YOU KNOW,YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE ROUGH

WITH MY THINGS.

- ROUGH WITH--DUDE, YOUR STUFF IS FINE.

- WHY AM I SWEATING SO MUCH?

- BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELIN' IT.

- IS THAT A GOOD THING?- YES!

COME ON, MAN.

JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.

- OKAY. OKAY.

I WILL.

[thrumming bass line,electronic chirps]

- WHOA, DUDE!

YOU'RE TOTALLY JACKINGMY FLOW UP.

- DUDE, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING,AND SO IS MINE.

[gasping]

- [laughing]AWESOME.

- IT DOESN'T REALLY SEEMLIKE MUSIC TO ME.

- OKAY. WOW.

WALLY GETTINGA LITTLE BIT OLD.

- NO, DON'T DO THAT.- ALL RIGHT.

- COME ON.- NO.

DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.OKAY.

UM, YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOURATHER LISTEN TO?

I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH SOMEHOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH,

IF THAT'S YOUR--

- OH, THAT'S FUNNY.- IS THAT GOOD?

WANT SOME COLOR ME BADD?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?D--GO AHEAD.

I DON'T CARE.I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

GO AHEAD AND PLAY IT.I DON'T CARE.

BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT OLD.

I CAN GET INTO IT, OKAY?

WE JUST--LET'S JUST GETTHIS STUFF PACKED.

PLAY IT.

[erratic electronic beats,mixed sound effects]

[screams]

[glass shatters,car alarm blares]

- [gasps]

- I THINK I'M GETTING IT!

- YEAH!

HA, HA!

[laughing maniacally]

- HI, EVERYBODY,I'M DAVE STASSEN

ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,

AND WELCOMETO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,

AS WE GET READY TO WATCHSOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS

IN THE NATION

SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLSIN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN

BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.

AND THERE REALLYARE SOME CHARACTERS

ON THIS YEAR'S SQUADS,AREN'T THERE, GEOFF?

- THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE.

IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOSTFLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES

CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,AND THEY ARE HERE.

LET'S MEET THE PLAYERSFROM THE EAST.

[rock music]

- D'MARCUS WILLIUMS,UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.

- T.J. JUCKSON,WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- T'VARIUSNESS KING,MERRIMACK COLLEGE.

- TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.

- D'SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.

- IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,

UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEEAT CHATTANOOGA.

- JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.

- D'ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.

- [lisping]D'JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,

THOUTH CAROLINA THTATEUNIVERTHITY.

- LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.

- JAVARIS JAMARJAVARISON-LAMAR,

UNIVERSITYOF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.

- DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,

UNIVERSITYOF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.

- HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.

- L'CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.

- J'DINKALAGE MORGOONE,UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.

- XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,

CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITYOF PENNSYLVANIA.

- WE'RE GOING TO BE LOOKINGFOR BIG PLAYS

ALL GAME LONGFROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.

- AND LET'S NOT FORGETTHE TIGHT ENDS,

IBRAHIM MOIZOOSAND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.

THEY'VE BOTH HADAMAZING SEASONS.

- THAT'S RIGHT, GEOFF.

NOW LET'S MEET THE PLAYERSFROM THE WEST.

[rock music]

- SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,TEXAS A & M.

- D'GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.

- SWIRVITHAN L'GOODLING-SPLATT,SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.

- QUATRO QUATRO,SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,STANFORD UNIVERSITY.

- BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,JONES COLLEGE.

- SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,

UNIVERSITYOF NORTHERN ARIZONA.

- X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,

MISSOURI WESTERNSTATE UNIVERSITY.

- SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,ADAMS STATE.

- SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,

SOUTH DAKOTASTATE UNIVERSITY.

- T.J. A.J. R.J.BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,

ALBION COLLEGE.

- [squeals]

SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.

- DONKEY TEETH,BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.

- TORQUE...[jackhammer drilling]

LEWITH,

NEVADA STATE...

PENITENTIARY.

- THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWNAS MOUSECOP,

UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,COLUMBIA.

- DAN SMITH, BYU.

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