♪ Purpleberry Pond is funfor young and old ♪

♪ When healthy juicypurpleberries fill your bowl ♪

♪ We all get alongand we're happy and merry ♪

I must get my handson those healthy purpleberries.

Bort.

♪ Of eating rightwe are very fond ♪

♪ When we eat togetheron Purpleberry Pond. ♪

(cheery music plays,birds chirp)

Good morning,Princess Purpleberry.

Isn't it a lovely morning?

It's particularly purp-tacular.

It's pur-practicallypur-perfect.

It's funny how we never gettired of the word "purple."

Never.

And it's all thanksto a balanced diet,

composed of nothingbut purpleberries.

I must get my handson those healthy purpleberries.

Bort.

ANNOUNCER:Purpleberry Pond will return after these messages.

Hey, Mickey,you seem kind of down.

You should trysome sugar-blasted

Purpleberry Puffs.

My sugar-blastedpurpleberries

are triple-soakedin maple-flavored syrup

to start your daywith Purple Power.

And the leftover milklooks like Purpleberry Pond.

Ah!

ANNOUNCER: Purpleberry Puffs are the sweetest part

of your complete breakfast,

along with juice, toast, ham,

eggs, bacon, milk, cheese, liver, waffles

and a big horse vitamin.

That's it, I'm pulling the plug.

(screaming and gunfire stops)

Agnew, cut to the PSA.

(grunts loudly)

(static)

Give me the ball!

No, give me the ball.

I know, let's fight for it.

(grunting and yelling)

Now, hold on there, boys.

Violence never solved anything.

Then how do we decidewho gets the ball?

Agnew, show them.

(grunts loudly)

There. How do you likeyour stupid ball now?

(laughs)

(boys crying)

(tires squeal)

NIXON: Now you know something.

♪

ANNOUNCER: That concludes the Futurama and Friends

Saturday Morning Fun Pit!

Now stay tuned for six hours of golf.

(Agnew grunts)

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