In this episode, poverty in America is at an all-time high. See, I knew we'd catch up with China. Then, Craigslist shuts down its adult services. That's OK. I really go there for the sleek, beautiful layout. Then, my guest is Eric Schmidt, the CEO of Google. I'll ask him if what he's really searching for is himself. All your favorite shows are back this week, but remember, I'm the only one who never left you. This is The Colbert Report.