Wiegel Suicide Watch

  • Season 1, Ep 7
  • 09/03/2003

The Reno Sheriff's Department lavishes attention on Wiegel after her failed suicide attempt, and Williams and Garcia hook up.

HAPPY LIFE!

I MEAN, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHTTHAT A SUICIDE ATTEMPT

COULD ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BESOMETHING GREAT FOR EVERYBODY?

BEST THINGTHAT'S EVER HAPPENED.

OHHH, ME TOO.TRUDY NEEDS ANOTHER BEER.

I GOT IT.

WATCH OUT.THAT'S A DEPRESSANT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SERIOUSLY, WE LOVE YOU,SWEETHEART.

AND I LOVE YOU GUYS.

AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOUSTRAIGHT UP,

IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING,

AND I DIDN'T TRYTO KILL MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

TALL, COLD ONEFOR THE TALL, HOT ONE.

WHAT?

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU'RE MAD.

MAYBE I WILL [BLEEP] GO TRYAND KILL MYSELF NOW, THEN!

YOU'RE ALL DISAPPOINTED THATI DIDN'T TRY TO KILL MYSELF.

WELL...I'LL MAKE YOU HAPPYTHIS TIME.

I'M GONNA GO JUMPIN THE [BLEEP] OCEAN!

[BLEEP] YOU, [BLEEP]

[BLEEP] YOU!

[BLEEP] YOU, OKAY?

[BLEEP] YOU.

[BLEEP] YOU!

I'M GOING TO THE OCEAN!

WHAT DID I MISS?

SHE CAN'T FIND HER WAYTO THE OCEAN.

SHE CAN'T FIND HER WAYTO HER CAR.

OKAY, WE'RE ALL READY.

THE MINUTE HE PROPOSITIONS ME,YOU COME OUT HERE.

COVER MY BACK.I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

ARE YOU,UH...YOU lollipop13?

YEAH.

YOU sugardaddy69?

SURE AS HECK AM.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOW'D YOU GET THAT NAME?

OH, UH, sugardaddy?

YEAH.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M SWEET,

AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A LITTLEGIRL TO CALL MY OWN.

MY EX-WIFE AND I TRIED,BUT I'M IMPOTENT --

SHOOTIN' BLANKS.

WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

LET ME SHOW YOU A LITTLESOMETHING.

OOH, YOU'RE GONNA SHOW MESOMETHING?

I SPILLED MY ICEE ALL OVERTHE FRONT OF 'EM.

YEAH, I WAS IN THE CAR,AND I SWERVED.

YOU WANT ME TO --DON'T TOUCH IT.

YOU DON'T WANNA RUB IT IN,'CAUSE IT STAINS.

SO WHEN I GET HOME,I'M GONNA SOAK IT.

I SPILLED WATERON MY LEG.

OH.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO PUTMY LIPS ON THAT.

YEAH?I'D JUST LOVE TO HAVEMY LIPS ON THAT.

'CAUSE I AM SO THIRSTY.

I'M SO THIRSTY.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,I'M NOT GONNA,

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCHTHIS CHAPPED-LIP THING.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, ARE WE GONNA [BLEEP]OR WHAT?

FREEZE! FREEZE!GO, GO, GO, GO!

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

THIS IS MY CHILD HERE!

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

NO, I'M NOT GOING TO!

DO NOT RESIST!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!

OH, OH, OW!

AAH!

STOP KICKING.

STOP KICKING!

ALL RIGHT.

THAT DID IT.

AAH!

STOP IT!

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