October 31, 2005 - Monica Crowley

In this episode, Patrick Fitzgerald or Gerald Fitzpatrick -- one of these men is tearing our country apart. Then, President Bush appoints another Catholic to the Supreme Court -- does that mean the tunnel to the Vatican is almost complete? Plus, I'll go toe to toe with "Connected Coast to Coast's" Monica Crowley. And how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim. Muslims watch this show? Huh. Shave off your body hair and put on your bike shorts -- you just grabbed the yellow jersey in the Tour de Truth. This is The Colbert Report.