June 8, 2015 - Texas Pool Party Incident & Candidate Roundup

  • 06/08/2015

Larry discusses police violence at a Texas pool party, and Seaton Smith, Bonnie McFarlane and Frank Luntz review the colorful variety of 2016 presidential candidates.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> YES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

POLITICAL STRATEGIST FRANK LUNTZJOINS US TONIGHT.

MAN, YOU GUYS.

WHAT A WEEKEND I HAD.

WENT TO THIS POOL PARTY.

THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND.

COPS HAD TO COME.

TURNS OUT IT WAS A HUGEMISUNDERSTANDING OVER HOT DOGS

VERSUS HOTLINKS.

OFFICERS, ONCE AGAIN, I JUSTWANT TO SAY -- I JUST WANT TO

SAY MY BAD.

THAT'S ON ME.

THAT ONE WAS ON ME.

OKAY?

IT WASN'T QUITE AS BAD AS WHATHAPPENED AT THIS POOL PARTY AT

McKINNEY, TEXAS.

>> A YOUNG GIRL, CLAD ONLY IN ABIKINI, DRAGGED TO THE GROUND BY

A POLICE OFFICER.

WHEN OTHER TEENAGERS TRY TOINTERVENE, THE OFFICER PULLS OUT

HIS GUN.

>> OKAY.

SO FAR EVERYTHING IS BY THEBOOKS.

OFFICER, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VEBEEN WATCHING THE NEWS THIS PAST

YEAR, BUT BLACK PEOPLE DON'TLIKE THAT ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT FUN.

GUYS, THIS IS PRETTYUNBELIEVABLE.

OKAY.

FIRST HE THROWS THIS15-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN A BIKINI TO

THE GROUND LIKE SHE'S NOTHING.

RIGHT?

HER FRIENDS RUN UP TO HELP HER.

THAT'S WHEN THIS OTHER DUDEBREAKS INTO THIS SCENE.

SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THIS DUDE?

'CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A NEIGHBORWHO HEARD THE COMMOTION, THREW

ON HIS BEST JORTS.

ALL RIGHT?

HAD DECIDED HE HAD TO GET AFRONT SEAT FOR THE DEGRADING OF

THE NEGRO, RIGHT?

JUST LIKE ON TV.

ANYBODY HUNGRY, I BOUGHT SOMEBRAZIL NUTS

IT ESCALATES FROM THERE, RIGHT?

THEN THE COP PULLS HIS GUN,BECAUSE CLEARLY HE'S A MANIAC.

CHECK OUT HIS COP BUDDIES.

EASE UP, BRO.

THEN THEY REMEMBER HE'S CRAZY.AND THEN HE SITS ON HER FOR 15

MINUTES, THE COP'S FULL-BODYWEIGHT CRUSHING THIS

15-YEAR-OLD MENACE TO SOCIETY.

AND JORTS GUY LEAVES, BECAUSEHE'S, LIKE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF

THIS.

I'M TAKING MY BRAZIL NUTS.

I HEAR YOU.

WHAT SETS THIS OFF?

LET'S HEAR FROM THE 19-YEAR-OLDWHO THREW THE PARTY.

>> THIS LADY WAS SAYING RACIALSLURS TO FRIENDS THAT CAME TO

THE COOKOUT.

SHE WAS SAYING THINGS ABOUTBLACK F-ER, THAT'S WHY YOU

LIVE IN SECTION 8 HOMES.

>> I AGREE THAT'S AWFUL, BUTKUDOS TO THE RACIST LADY FOR

DROPPING THE N-BOMB.

ALL RIGHT?

YOU'RE THE RECIPIENT OF "THENIGHTLY SHOW" EXTREMELY LOW BAR

AWARD.

ALL RIGHT?

GOT TO FIND A SILVER LININGSOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

THE LADY IS YELLING RACIAL SLURSAT THESE KIDS.

SOMEBODY CALLS THE POLICE.

THAT'S WHEN THE COPS STARTROUNDING EVERYBODY UP.

>> I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN ONTHE GROUND.

>> EARLIER THE OFFICER COULD BESEEN CHASING BOYS AND CURSING AS

HE FORCED THEM DOWN TO THEGROUND.

>> CAN I SEE THAT BARREL ROLLAGAIN?

OH, MY GOD.

PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

OKAY.

FIRST I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH,GUYS, BUT THAT'S KIND OF THE

MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVERSEEN.

WHY IS HE BARREL ROLLING?

I GOT A FEELING THAT'S NOT HISFIRST BARREL ROLL, RIGHT?

HE'S GETTING TO THE END OF THEMONTH, HASN'T BARREL ROLLED,

RIGHT?

[BLEEP].

I GOT TO BARREL ROLL.

DOES HE CHECK TO SEE IFTHERE'S A SOFT LANDING AROUND?

WE GOT A PERPETRATOR.

WHAT'S THE TERRAIN LIKE?

GRASSY? SOME KIND OF EMBANKMENT?

ALRIGHT, I'LL BE THERE.

BARREL ROLL.

I MEAN, THE VIDEO ITSELF ISDISTURBING ENOUGH, BUT WHAT'S

ALMOST AS AWFUL IS THE AWKWARDMEDIA COVERAGE OF IT.

>> I WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO BE MYDAUGHTER, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.

>> RIGHT.

>> BUT -->> NO.

THERE'S NO BUTS.

THAT'S THE END OF THE STATEMENT.

THERE'S NO REASON FOR A TRAINEDOFFICER TO DO THAT.

GO AHEAD.

GIVE ME THE LAME EXCUSE WHY AGROWN MAN SHOULD THROW DOWN A

15-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

>> BUT, I MEAN, AT THAT POINT,WHEN YOU GOT OTHER PEOPLE

RUNNING AROUND, HE'S TRYING TOGET OUT THERE, TRYING TO GET THE

SITUATION DONE JUST LIKE ANYBODYELSE WOULD.

>> NO.

ANYONE ELSE WOULD BE, LIKE, CALMDOWN, TEENAGERS, WHILE I ARREST

THE CRAZY RACIST LADY WHOSTARTED THIS [BLEEP].

IF THERE'S ANYONE WE CAN TRUSTWITH NUANCE COVERAGE OF A

HORRIFIC STORY LIKE THIS, IT'S"FOX AND FRIENDS."

YOU GUYS, CHECK OUT --[LAUGHTER]

CHECK OUT THIS SWEET FOXSEGUEWAY AT THE END OF THIS.

CHECK THIS OUT.

>> HE BASICALLY SITS ON HER FOR15 MINUTES.

THE OFFICER EVEN PULLING HIS GUNAS THE GIRL'S FRIENDS JUMP IN TOHELP.

WE'RE LIVE FROM TEXAS WITH THELATEST.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT WHAT JERRYSEINFELD SAID ABOUT THE

INFLUENCE OF THE PC POLICE ONCOLLEGE CAMPUSES?

>> FOX, I'M LOSING ALL ABILITYTO FOLLOW YOU GUYS.

YOU KNOW, THE PC POLICE CAN[BLEEP] WAIT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE REALPOLICE.

SERIOUSLY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

SO THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER THIS.

>> WE'RE DOING A STORY TODAY ONPOOL SAFETY, BECAUSE JUNE IS

SAFETY MONTH.

[APPLAUSE]>> THEY LITERALLY WENT FROM

REPORTING COPS ABUSING CHILDRENAT A POOL PARTY TO GIVING POOL

SAFETY TIPS TO CHILDREN?

ALL RIGHT.

BUT TO FOX'S CREDIT

POOL TIPS FOR WHITE AND BLACKKIDS ARE VERY DIFFERENT.

SHOOT.

FIRST UP, WHITE KIDS.

OH, THERE YOU GO.

OKAY, NUMBER ONE, DON'T RUNAROUND THE POOL.

RIGHT?

NUMBER TWO, ALWAYS MAKE SURETHERE'S A LIFEGUARD ON DUTY.

NUMBER THREE, NEVER DIVE INTOTHE SHALLOW END.

GREAT.

GOOD JOB.

NOW BLACK KIDS.

OKAY.

DON'T GO TO THE POOL.

ALL RIGHT.

THOSE ARE THE RULES.

THOSE ARE THE RULES.

YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS, ALL THISRACIAL POOL STUFF IS MAKING ME

THINK IT'S TIME TO GO TOKNOWLEDGE COLLEGE SPECIAL PUBLIC

POOL HISTORY EDITION.

ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

[APPLAUSE]GOT MY FLOATIES. GOT MYKNOWLEDGE COLLEGE FLOATIES.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

RACIAL POOL PANIC IS NOTHING NEWIN THIS COUNTRY.

FOR DECADES, BLACKS WERE BARREDFROM MUNICIPAL POOLS.

DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY PAIDTAXES JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND WHEN THEY FINALLY DECIDED TOUSE THE POOLS, WHITE PEOPLERIOTED.

IN 1938 A RACE RIOTBROKE

OUT IN PITTSBURGH WHEN WHITESAND BLACKS CLASHED OVER USE OF A

PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.

IN 1949 ON THE FIRST DAYBLACKS WERE PERMITTED TO SWIMIN A PUBLIC POOL

IN ST. LOUIS,HUNDREDS OF WHITES SURROUNDED A

FEW DOZEN

BLACK SWIMMERS AND ATTACKEDTHEM.

HERE'S A HOTEL OWNER IN FLORIDADUMPING ACID INTO A POOL TO GET

BLACK SWIMMERS OUT.

ACID, YOU GUYS.

THAT MAN WOULD RATHER HAVE ACIDIN HIS POOL THAN A BLACK PERSON.

YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE CHEMICALTHAT GETS IN YOUR POOL WHEN

BLACK PEOPLE SWIM IN IT?

COCOA BUTTER.

NOT MAKING THAT UP.

WE LOVE COCOA BUTTER.

IS THAT SO WRONG?

IT HELPS BLOCK THE ACID.

NOWADAYS IT'S A COMMONSTEREOTYPE

THAT BLACK PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOWTO SWIM

OF COURSE WE DON'T KNOW HOW TOSWIM.

THERE'S ACID IN THE [BLEEP]POOL!

CLASS DISMISSED.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WELCOME BACK.

ALL RIGHT.

TIME FOR OUR PRESIDENTIALELECTION UPDATE.

YEAH.

MAN, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THEPRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN OVER THE

PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU GUYS,WE'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TO COVER

IT.

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'VE BEENSLACKENING ON OUR UNBLACKENNING.

A LITTLE "CSI NIGHTLY SHOW."

WE'RE STILL A YEAR AND A HALFAWAY FROM THE ELECTION, BUT SO

MANY CANDIDATES RUNNING THEYHAVE THEIR OWN TLC SHOW.

I KNOW WHICH ONE IS A CHILDMOLESTER.

JUST SAYING.

JUST SAYING.

ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOINGTO DO.

LET'S DO A QUICK RUNDOWN OFWHO'S IN THE RACE.

PUT 90 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, YOUGUYS.

OH, TODAY'S UNBLACKENING ISBROUGHT TO YOU BY ACTIVIA.

[LAUGHTER]ACTIVIA, FOR WHEN YOU'RE TRYING

TO GET IT ALL OUT IN UNDER AMINUTE AND A HALF.

YOU READY?

AND GO!

HILLARY'S NOMINATION LOOKSINEVITABLE, BUT CHAFEE, SANDERS

AND O'MALLEY SEEM A LITTLE MOREEVITABLE.

IN THE GOP THERE'S RUBIO, PAULAND CRUZ, OR AS I CALL THEM,

THE HORRIBLE PRIZE AT THE BOTTOMOF THE GOP CRACKERJACK BOX.

BEN CARSON SAID OBAMACARE IS THEWORST THING TO HAPPEN TO

SLAVERY. TO BE FAIR TO BENCARSON, HE MAY HAVE BEEN

TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS'VIDEO "SLAVE4U."

THEN THERE'S CARLY FIORINA.FORMER TECH CEO

SHE'S LIKE STEVE JOBS, IF STEVEJOBS NEVER MADE ANYTHING THAT

WORKED AND FIRED 30,000 PEOPLE.MORE LIKE STEVE NO JOBS! BAM!

YOU GOT MIKE HUCKABEE, WHO IASSUME IS RUNNING JUST TO AMUSE

ME PERSONALLY. I'LL CHALLENGEANYONE ON THAT

JEB BUSH IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE ONJUNE 15th.

SORRY, JEB, BUT I SAW THE FIRSTTWO MOVIES, AND YOU NEED TO STOP

REMAKING THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

GEORGE PATAKI, I DON'T KNOW WHOTHAT IS.

SERIOUSLY.

RICK PERRY, DIDN'T HE HAVE AFUNNY NAME FOR HIS HOUSE OR

SOMETHING?

WAS IT LIKE FIGURE HEAD RANCH,GINGER HEAD RANCH.

WHAT WAS IT?

OH, YEAH.

RIGHT, RIGHT, [BLEEP] THAT GUY.

AND WE GOT LINDSEY GRAHAM, WORSENABISCO TREAT EVER.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S OKAY.

I'LL KEEP GOING.

FINALLY RICK SANTORUM, PULLINGAT THE SAME PERCENTAGE AS

REDUCED FAT MILK.

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT.

YOU KNOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT RICKSANTORUM FOR A SECOND.

OKAY?

HE RECENTLY MADE THE POPE HIS,LIKE, ARCHNEMESIS, AS ONE DOES

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID LAST WEEK.

HE WAS ASKED ABOUT POPE FRANCIS'CALL TO ACTION AGAINST CLIMATE

CHANGE.

>> THE CHURCH HAS GOTTEN ITWRONG A FEW TIMES ON SCIENCE.

I THINK WE PROBABLY ARE BETTEROFF LEAVING SCIENCE TO THE

SCIENTISTS.

>> OKAY.

NO, I KNOW.

HERE'S THE THING, HE'S TOTALLYRIGHT.

OKAY?

HE JUST HAS NO IDEA WHY.

RIGHT?

I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS.

I MEAN, TO ME IT'S LIKE WHEN ADOG SOUNDS LIKE HE'S SAYING "I

LOVE YOU," RIGHT?

HE'S HAPPY, BUT HE DOESN'TUNDERSTAND THE WORDS.

"I LOVE YOU."

BECAUSE IF HE DID UNDERSTANDWHAT HE WAS SAYING, HE'D LEAVE

SCIENCE TO THIS SCIENTIST.

THAT'S RIGHT.

POPE FRANCIS WORKED AS A CHEMISTBEFORE JOINING THE SEMINARY.

DAMN, SANTORUM, YOU GOT POPED!

POPED!

I GET IT.

I GET IT, SANTORUM.

YOU THOUGHT THE POPE WAS ON YOURSIDE.

USUALLY HE IS.

YOU FORGOT THIS IS A NEW POPE,HE'S POPE 2.0

HE'S TWEETING, HE'SSNAPCHATTING, PERISCOPING.

HE'S DOING THE OUTRAGEOUS THINGOF BELIEVING THE VAST MAJORITY

OF SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE ONCLIMATE CHANGE.

I KNOW IT MUST HURT WHEN A MANWHOSE ROLE IS STILL STEEPED IN

MEDIEVAL TRADITIONS IS AHEAD OFYOU ON CLIMATE CHANGE

I TELL YOU WHAT, HOW ABOUT THIS?

INSTEAD OF TELLING THE POPE TOSHUT UP, WHY DON'T YOU START

LISTENING?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WELCOME BACK. I'M HERE WITHMY PANEL, HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT

THE MINNEAPOLIS HOUSE OF COMEDYTHIS WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY

COMEDIAN SEATON SMITH JOININGUS, ALONG WITH COMEDIAN BONNIE

McFARLANE.

AND HE'S A REPUBLICAN POLITICALCONSULTANT OF LUNTZ GLOBAL

PARTNERS, FRANK FRANK LUNTZ.

OKAY.

SO WE'RE DOING A PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE ROUND-UP.

OH, BY THE WAY, I WANT THIS TOBE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.

HERE'S WHAT I BROUGHT.

I BROUGHT THE RICK PERRY SMARTGLASSES.

YOU GUYS CAN PUT THESE ON.

IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK SMARTERLIKE RICK PERRY, YOU KNOW.

THERE YOU GO.

>> I LIKE THAT HE GOT THEGLASSES SO PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER

HE'S THAT RICK PERRY.

>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

>> LAST TIME WHEN HE FINISHED, IWAS EXPECTING HIM TO SEND OUT A

PRESS RELEASE SAYING "I WASNEVER NOT DRUNK."

>> "WHAT SHOULD I DO?""GET GLASSES."

>> I'LL GIVE YOU THREE POINTS.

>> ABOUT GLASSES?

OH, HE DID THE RICK PERRY!

HE DID THE RICK PERRY!

ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

WHO SHOULD GET OUT RIGHT NOW?

>> CAN I POLL THE AUDIENCE?

I MEAN, THAT'S MY JOB.

JUST REALLY QUICKLY.

>> GO FOR IT.

>> IF THE ELECTION WERE BETWEENHILLARY CLINTON AND JEB BUSH,

HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD SUPPORTHILLARY CLINTON?

APPLAUD.

AND HOW MANY WOULD SUPPORT JEBBUSH?

>> THAT WAS CLOSE.

THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> THAT'S THE SOUND OF 1%.

>> VERY UNSCIENTIFIC, BUT VERYCLOSE.

>> REPRESENTATIVE OF AMERICARIGHT HERE.

>> QUICK VOTE.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE, HOW MANYPEOPLE WOULD GO TO AN ALL-BLACK

POOL PARTY?

HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD DO ALL OFHER EVENTS AT BLACK POOL

PARTIES.

SHOULD ANYBODY DROP OUT RIGHTNOW, DO YOU THINK?

>> I THINK THE BUCKET LISTCANDIDATES SHOULD GET OUT.

YOU KNOW, THE ONES DOING IT FORA PERSONAL BUCKET LIST OR

SOMETHING.

>> LIKE HUCKABEE?

>> WELL, I SEPARATED TWINSCONJOINED BY THE HEAD, CHECK,

I'LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

>> BEN CARSON?

>> YES.

>> THE BEN CARSON THING, I DON'TUNDERSTAND THIS.

HE GAVE A SPEECH IN FRONT OFOBAMA.

THEY WERE, LIKE,, OH, THATBROTHER CHECKED THAT OTHER

BROTHER.

HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

HE'S A DOCTOR.

WHY SHOULD HE RUN FOR PRESIDENT?

I DON'T GET IT.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY HE HASN'TOPENED HIS EYES YET THIS WHOLE

TIME.

HE'S BEEN SQUINTING LIKE CRAZY.

>> OBAMA, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> DOES BEN CARSON HAVE A REALREALISTIC CHANCE?

>> I'M GRATEFUL THERE'S ABROTHER THAT'S A REPUBLICAN.

THERE AREN'T MANY OF THEM.

THE ISSUE IS HEALTHCARE.

>> THERE ARE NONE!

>> THERE'S THREE OF THEM.

REMEMBER?

WE ALWAYS HAVE ONE CRAZY ONE PERELECTION CYCLE.

LET'S NOT FORGET HERMAN CAIN,ALLEN WEST. IT'S LIKE THEY PUT

A CRAZY BLACK GUY ON THAT DEBATESTAGE AND MAKE SURE THEY FOCUS

ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT

>> RICK PERRY, YOU MAKE A LOT OFSENSE NOW!

>> ALL RIGHT, MR. HERMAN CAIN.

BEN CARSON, NO CHANCE?

>> NO CHANCE.

>> TED CRUZ, DOES HE JUST GETOUT NOW?

>> HE'S CANADIAN.

YOU CAN'T LET A CANADIAN --THAT'S LIKE LETTING YOUR LITTLE

BROTHER DRIVE.

OH, NO, HE'S NOT READY.

HE'S GOING TO CRASH.

>> OKAY.

I HAVE A FEELING EVEN THEREPUBLICANS THINK TED CRUZ IS

CRAY.

>> A LOT OF REPUBLICANS LIKEHIM.

>> BUT MORE REPUBLICANS THINKHE'S CRAY

>> NO I THINK THEY LIKE HIM.>> DON'T [BLEEP] ME, FRANK

YOU KNOW REPUBLICANS THINK HE'SCRAY

>> A LOT OF REPUBLICANS LIKEHIM.

>> LET'S POLL THE AUDIENCE.

>> HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

THE REPUBLICANS KEEP TALKINGABOUT "TAKE THE COUNTRY BACK."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IT MEANS TAKE IT BACK FROMTHE FEMINISTS

>> THE FEMINISTS TOOK THECOUNTRY?

>> I THINK THEY THINK SO.

SANTORUM WANTS TO GO BACK TOWHERE THERE'S PRAYER IN SCHOOL

AND POLIO -->> POLIO?

POLIO?

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

>> HE WANTS WOMEN TO NOT BE ABLETO VOTE AGAIN.

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS TOHIM.

>> SHOULD WE GO BACK TO THE DAYSOF POLIO?

THOSE ARE GOOD DAYS.

>> I'M A MESSAGE GUY.

I THINK I CAN SELL THAT TO NEWHAMPSHIRE.

>> OH, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT THE -- I FEEL LIKEBERNIE SANDERS IS SOMEBODY THAT

TELLS THE TRUTH. I FEEL LIKE

PEOPLE WHO TELL THE TRUTH CANNEVER GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> RIGHT?

DO YOU AGREE WITH ME ON BERNIESANDERS?

LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

DO YOU THINK HE'LL GET ELECTEDPRESIDENT?

>> NO!

>> HOW MANY OF YOU HERE WOULDVOTE FOR HIM?

HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD VOTE FORBERNIE SANDERS?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> I THINK HILLARY'S JUST MORE

POPULAR WITH THIS CROWD.

>> BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON ANDBERNIE SANDERS, WHO'S HILLARY?

[CHEERS]>> AND WHO'S BERNIE SANDERS?

[CHEERS]>> YOUR PARTY IS [BLEEP].

>> HOW ABOUT HILLARY SANDERS ORSANDERS HILLARY?

>> YEAH.

>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE -->> HILLARY SANDERS?

>> -- THAT FRIED CHICKEN PLACE.

>> WHY ARE YOU POINTING TO ME?

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE ENDINGTHIS ON FRIED CHICKEN, BUT WE'LL

BE RIGHT BACK.