In this episode, North Carolina strikes down a law against cohabitation between unmarried couples. You won't go to jail, but you're still going to hell. Plus, Senator Joe Lieberman has resisted my call to appear on this show. But what if I throw in a free glow pen? Plus, feminist author Linda Hirshman is here. I'll explain to her that a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle. Hey, Mom, check it out -- I'm on TV! This is The Colbert Report.