The Trip Back

  • Season 1, Ep 10
  • 07/19/1999

Jerri succumbs to her old drug ways in an attempt to win over a beautiful stoner.

THAT'S BEENAFFECTING MY CLASS.

MOST OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW ITBY IT'S ANCIENT DUTCH NAME...

MARI-JUANA.

( all snickering )

YEAH, EVERYTHING'SFUNNY ON POT, ISN'T IT ?

HOW DO YOU KNOWEVERYTHING ABOUT IT ?

HAVE YOU EVERTRIED IT ?

YEAH... I USED TOGET STONED.

A FEW YEARS BACKI WAS PRETTY DOWN.

I JUST STARTED THIS JOB ANDMY PLUGS WEREN'T TAKING,

MY PARENTS WEREBRUTALLY MURDERED, AND...

I WAS FAT.

SO I TURNED TO POT, HOPINGIT WOULD SOLVE MY PROBLEMS.

BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING,

THE ONLY THING IT FIXED...WAS MY LIFE.

YOU CAN'T LAYTHAT ON POT.

WHY NOT ?!

I KNOW IT FEELS GOOD.

I KNOW WE'VE ALL READ THE"SCIENTIFIC STUDIES" THAT SAY

IT'S NON-ADDICTIVE ANDTHERE ARE NO SIDE-EFFECTS.

BUT SCIENTISTSDON'T SMOKE POT,

WE DO !

AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE !

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOUSTILL WANT TO SMOKE POT,

THEN BE PREPARED TOSPEND A LOT OF TIME...

LAUGHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

THINK ABOUT IT.

NOW WE STILL HAVE55 MINUTES LEFT FOR CLASS,

SO I THOUGHT I'D PLAYA LITTLE MOUNTAIN MUSIC

I WROTE ON THE BEACH.

MAYBE MR. JELLINECK'S RIGHT.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'TSMOKE POT ANYMORE.

NO WAY !

THIS STUFFFREES YOUR MIND !

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT,SPARK THAT SPLEEF.

I WANNA GET HIGH !

SEE YOU AFTER CLASS.

WELL, WELL, WELL,WHAT DO WE GOT HERE ?

IT'S A BAKE SALE.

WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR BLIND CHILDREN.

OH SURE,AREN'T WE ALL.

BOY, I SURE GOTTHE MUNCHIES.

I COULD REALLY GO FORA BROWNIE 'BOUT NOW.

AND SEEING ASI HAVE THE MUNCHIES,

WHICH BROWNIE DO YOUTHINK I SHOULD CHOOSE.

ROUND AND ROUND SHEGOES, WHERE SHE STOPS...

HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE !

WHICHEVER ONEYOU WANT, OFFICER.

HAH, HAH... GOOD ONE.

SURE, YEAH.

ARE YOU GOING TOPAY FOR THAT ?

OH SURE, YEAH.

HEY, OF COURSE I'MGONNA PAY FOR IT.

I'M A STUDENTJUST LIKE YOU.

NICE BADGE.

WHERE'D YOU GET IT ?

UH... I-I JUST--I JUST DON'T REMEMBER.

IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

HMM... I LOVEFREE SAMPLES !

STUDENT.

PRINCIPAL.

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