The Trip Back

  • Season 1, Ep 10
  • 07/19/1999

Jerri succumbs to her old drug ways in an attempt to win over a beautiful stoner.

OH, "OR"... CAN YOUEVER FORGIVE ME ?

( speaking weakly )WHAT HAPPENED, JERRI ?

WELL, I WASTRYING TO SHOW YOU...

UH... WHAT'S THELAST THING YOU REMEMBER ?

I WAS... I WAS WAITINGFOR YOU AT SCHOOL

AND THE...THE REST IS HAZY.

HAZY... OH WELL...UHH... OH BOY...

YOU WERE JUMPED...UHH... BY A BUNCH OF GUYS...

UHH... BIG BLACK GUYS.

SEXY, SEXY, MUSCULARBLACK GUYS... YEAH !

REALLY ?

NO ! I WAS STONED !

I NEARLY CHOPPED YOUR HEAD OFF BECAUSE I WAS HIGH !

I DON'T WANT TO BEYOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.

WHAT ?

GET OUT.

NO !

JERRI, MAYBE YOUSHOULD JUST LEAVE.

MR. NOBLET ?

WELL, WHAT AREYOU DOING HERE ?

I-- I THOUGHT YOUWERE ALL BETTER.

YES, I'M ALLBETTER NOW, JERRI.

I'M JUST BLIND.

SO, UHH...

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN ME INFOR SMOKING POT, ARE YA ?

I'M BLIND, JERRI.

WHY WOULD I CARE ?

'CAUSE SHE'S A DOPER !

YOU'RE BUSTED !

ARE YOU THE STUDENTTHAT SPRAYED ME ?

THAT'S RIGHT...

AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN !

ARHHHH !

WHAT'RE YA LOOKIN' AT !

WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,I'M BACK IN THE SLAMMER.

AH, JESUS...

I'M TELLING YOU,YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TOFIND ANYTHING UP THERE !

I'VE BEENCLEAN FOR A YEAR !

WELL, I GUESSI'VE LEARNED ONE THING...

NEVER TALK ABOUTYOUR MARIJUANA EXPLOITS

IN FRONT OFAN UNDERCOVER COP...

I'M TELLING YOU,YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR

TU-UH-TIME...UHHH !!

OH YEAH,THAT... HEH, HEH.

WELL, IN CASEANYONE'S INTERESTED,

I'LL BE OUT IN TIME TO STARTFRESHMAN YEAR ALL OVER AGAIN.

I PLEA BARGAINED.

( sobbing )I ONLY SMOKED IT ONCE !

WHY AM I INA LADIES JAIL ?

I AM A MAN !

THAT'S BEENAFFECTING MY CLASS.

MOST OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW ITBY IT'S ANCIENT DUTCH NAME...

MARI-JUANA.

( all snickering )

YEAH, EVERYTHING'SFUNNY ON POT, ISN'T IT ?

HOW DO YOU KNOWEVERYTHING ABOUT IT ?

HAVE YOU EVERTRIED IT ?

YEAH... I USED TOGET STONED.

A FEW YEARS BACKI WAS PRETTY DOWN.

I JUST STARTED THIS JOB ANDMY PLUGS WEREN'T TAKING,

MY PARENTS WEREBRUTALLY MURDERED, AND...

I WAS FAT.

SO I TURNED TO POT, HOPINGIT WOULD SOLVE MY PROBLEMS.

BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING,

THE ONLY THING IT FIXED...WAS MY LIFE.

YOU CAN'T LAYTHAT ON POT.

WHY NOT ?!

I KNOW IT FEELS GOOD.

I KNOW WE'VE ALL READ THE"SCIENTIFIC STUDIES" THAT SAY

IT'S NON-ADDICTIVE ANDTHERE ARE NO SIDE-EFFECTS.

BUT SCIENTISTSDON'T SMOKE POT,

WE DO !

AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE !

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOUSTILL WANT TO SMOKE POT,

THEN BE PREPARED TOSPEND A LOT OF TIME...

LAUGHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

THINK ABOUT IT.

NOW WE STILL HAVE55 MINUTES LEFT FOR CLASS,

SO I THOUGHT I'D PLAYA LITTLE MOUNTAIN MUSIC

I WROTE ON THE BEACH.

MAYBE MR. JELLINECK'S RIGHT.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'TSMOKE POT ANYMORE.

NO WAY !

THIS STUFFFREES YOUR MIND !

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT,SPARK THAT SPLEEF.

I WANNA GET HIGH !

SEE YOU AFTER CLASS.

WELL, WELL, WELL,WHAT DO WE GOT HERE ?

IT'S A BAKE SALE.

WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR BLIND CHILDREN.

OH SURE,AREN'T WE ALL.

BOY, I SURE GOTTHE MUNCHIES.

I COULD REALLY GO FORA BROWNIE 'BOUT NOW.

AND SEEING ASI HAVE THE MUNCHIES,

WHICH BROWNIE DO YOUTHINK I SHOULD CHOOSE.

ROUND AND ROUND SHEGOES, WHERE SHE STOPS...

HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE !

WHICHEVER ONEYOU WANT, OFFICER.

HAH, HAH... GOOD ONE.

SURE, YEAH.

ARE YOU GOING TOPAY FOR THAT ?

OH SURE, YEAH.

HEY, OF COURSE I'MGONNA PAY FOR IT.

I'M A STUDENTJUST LIKE YOU.

NICE BADGE.

WHERE'D YOU GET IT ?

UH... I-I JUST--I JUST DON'T REMEMBER.

IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

HMM... I LOVEFREE SAMPLES !

STUDENT.

PRINCIPAL.