March 25, 2015 - Slut-Shaming

  • 03/25/2015

Jordan Carlos, Sabrina Jalees, Regina King and Shenaz Treasury join Larry to talk about the concept of slut-shaming and the negative connotations of certain words.

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>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, FRAT BOYSARE AT IT AGAIN, THIS SAME

VIDEOTAPING NAKED WOMAN AS THEYSLEPT.

HEY, FRAT GUYS, YOU KNOW YOU CANJUST TALK TO WOMEN, TOO, RIGHT?

A COLLEGE ATHLETE CALLS LITTLELEAGUE SENSATION MO'NE DAVIS A

SLUT.

HEY, PICK ON SOMEBODY WHODOESN'T THROW HARDER THAN YOU.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WHAT CAN GUYS GET AWAY WITH THATWOMEN CAN'T?

I MEAN, OTHER THAN PEEING THEIRNAMES IN THE SNOW?

( LAUGHTER )WELCOME TO MY NO-SHAME ZONE.

THIS IS "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

>> Larry: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

APPRECIATE IT.

AH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, LARRY WILMORE.

SORRY IF IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEENCRYING BUT, YOU KNOW,

THE TRUTH IS I HAVE.

I GOT-- GUYS, I GOT REALLY,REALLY, REALLY BAD NEWS TODAY,

AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE ITWITH EVERYONE.

UM, ZAYN IS LEAVING ONEDIRECTION.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WHEN I HEARD I LOCKED MYSELF INMY DRESSING ROOM.

I WASN'T GOING TO COME OUT--UNTIL MY PRODUCER SAID, "LARRY,

WHAT WOULD ZAYN DO?

HE WOULD DO THE SHOW."

, OF COURSE, UNTIL HE DECIDED TOSTOP, AND THEN--

( APPLAUSE )I'M BETTER.

ALL RIGHT, I'M BETTER!

BETTER.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

WE BEGIN TONIGHT WITH13-YEAR-OLD SPORTS PHENOM MO'NE

DAVIS, AN ALL-STAR LITTLE LEAGUEPITCHER WHO WAS RECENTLY

ENTRENCHED IN A CONTROVERSY.

>> THE 13-YEAR-OLD PHENOM WHOINSPIRED A DISNEY MOVIE IS

STANDING UP FOR A COLLEGEATHLETE WHO TWEETED SOMETHING

NEWSCASTER AND HORRIFIC ABOUTHER.

HIS TWEET SAID, DISNEY IS MAKINGA MOVIE ABOUT MO'NE DAVIS.

WHAT A JOKE.

THAT SLUT GOT ROCKED BY NEVADA.

>> THAT IS OFFENSIVE.

THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT SLUT MEANS.

I MEAN, LOOK, LIKE MOST PEOPLESLURS UPSET ME, BUT AS A NERD,

THE MISUSE OF LANGUAGE UPSETS MEEVEN MORE.

I'M SORRY.

IT DOES.

( APPLAUSE )THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NO, NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME FORA SEGMENT I LIKE TO CALL WORD

BLERD.

>> WORD BLERD!

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Larry: NOW, BACK IN MY DAYA SLUT WAS WHAT YOU CALLED A

GIRL WHO DEVELOPED FASTER THANYOU BOTH PHYSICALLY AND

EMOTIONALLY.

SHE DABBLED IN HEALTHY SEXUALEXPERIMENTATION WHICH WAS

INTIMIDATING, OR SHE REFUSED TOHAVE SEX WITH YOU, WHICH WAS

FRUSTRATING.

( LAUGHTER )AND SO TO PUNISH HER FOR MAKING

YOU FEEL BAD, YOU CALLED HER ASHUT THAT'S WHAT THAT WORD IS

USED FOR.

IT DOES NOT APPLY TO ANY13-YEAR-OLD BASEBALL PLAYER YOU

WANT TO TRASH ON THE INTERNET.

THE ONLY THING MO'NE DAVIS ISSLUTTY WITH, IS HER FASTBALL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )BOYS ALL AROUND TOWN LINE UP FOR

IT.

SHE GIVES IT TO EVERY ONE OFTHEM.

AND EVEN WITH THAT IN MIND, YOUCAN'T REALLY EVEN CALL HER A

SLUT, BECAUSE VERY FEW OF THEGUYS SHE MEETS EVER MAKE IT TO

HOME BASE.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

THIS HAS BEEN WORD BLERD.

>> WORD BLERD!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )OKAY, BUT ALL THIS SLUT TALK

SPEAKS TO A LARGER ISSUE INAMERICA.

SLUT-SHAMING.

IF YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH THETERM, IT'S WHAT PEOPLE USE-- OR

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE USE WOMEN'S OWNSEXUALITY AS WEAPONS AGAINST

THEM. T'S LIKE THE STOP HITTINGYOURSELF THING YOUR BIG BROTHER

USED TO DO.

( LAUGHTER )BUT WITH VAGINAS, INSTEAD OF

HANDS.

( LAUGHTER )THANK YOU FOR NOT ILLUSTRATING

A VAGINA HAND.

( LAUGHTER )THANKS.

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

>> PENN STATE SUSPENDING ONE OFITS FRATS.

>> KAPPA DELTA RHO, ACCUSED OFPOSTING PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN

ON A PRIVATE FACEBOOK PAGE ANDSOME OF THOSE WOMEN WERE

APPARENTLY ASLEEP OR PASSED OUT.

>> Larry: NUDE WOMEN PASSINGOUT OR SLEEPING.

THAT'S NOT JUST CREEPY.

THAT'S A HALF-COSBY.

THAT'S RIGHT, ( BLEEP ).

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )OKAY, NOW LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU

WHAT HAPPENED.

THESE FRAT BOYS HAD SEX WITHTHESE WOMEN AND THEN THEY POSTED

THE NAKED PHOTOS ONLINE TOHUMILIATE THEM AND WAIT UNTIL

YOU HEAR THE FRAT BOYEXPLANATION.

>> IN AN INTERVIEW WITH"PHILADELPHIA MAGAZINE," ONE

UNNAMED MEMBER SAYS THECRITICISM OF THE TWO SECRET

FACEBOOK PAGES WHERE POLICE SAYFRATERNITY BROTHERS POSTED NAKED

PICTURES OF FEMALE STUDENTS ISUNFAIR.

IT WASN'T INTENDED TO DEMEANANYONE.

IT WAS AN ENTIRELY SATIRICALGROUP.

( LAUGHTER )>> Larry: SATIRICAL GROUP?

WHAT ARE THEY MONTY PYTHON?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN-- YOU THINKTHIS IS SATIRE?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DICKWEASELS, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU

GUYS TO KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE.

KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE.

( APPLAUSE )KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE.

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHATSATIRE IS, GUYS.

SATIRE IS MAKING FUN OFSOMETHING WITH THE EXPRESS

PURPOSE OF EXPOSING THE TRUTH.

THE ONLY TRUTH THIS EXPOSES ISTHAT YOU'RE IGNORANT ( BLEEP ).

IF YOU WANT TO SPEND FOUR YEARSOF COLLEGE IN A BASEMENT PLAYING

BEER PONG AND SHOVINGMARSHMALLOWS UP EACH OTHERS'

BUTTS FOR LAUGHS, GO FOR IT MAN.

BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT SATIRE,EITHER.

WHEN IT COMES TO DOING SOMETHINGINAPPROPRIATE TO A GIRL WITHOUT

HER PERMISSION, THAT'S NOT FUNNYOR EVER OKAY.

KNOWLEDGE COLLEGE, CLASSDISMISSED.

BUT SLUT SHAMING IS NOT A NEWPHENOMENON.

MONICA LEWINSKY OF THE APTLYNAMED MONICA LEWINSKY SCANDAL,

JUST GAVE A TED TALK ABOUT THEVERY SAME THING.

>> I WAS BRANDED AS A TRAMP,TART, SLUT, WHORE, BIMBO AND, OF

COURSE, THAT WOMAN.

>> Larry: OK WHORE ANDSLUT I EXPECT FROM THE RUSH

LIMBAUGH CROWD, BUT TART?

WHO WAS INSULTING YOU, THEDOWAGER FROM "DOWNTON ABBEY"?

( LAUGHTER )THAT'S REALLY OLD SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUTIT, I DO REMEMBER PEOPLE

ATTACKING HER PRETTY QUICK.

>> WHEN THE STORY BROKE INJANUARY 1998, IT BROKE ONLINE.

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THETRADITIONAL NEWS WAS USURPED BY

THE INTERNET FOR A MAJOR NEWSSTORY.

I WAS PATIENT ZERO OF LOSING APERSONAL REPUTATION ON A GLOBAL

SCALE ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY.

>> Larry: THAT'S TRUE.

SHE LOST HER REPUTATIONINSTANTANEOUSLY, AND YET THE

JOKES LINGERED WELL PAST THEIRCUTE PHASE LIKE THE FRANKIE

MUNIZ OF PUNCHLINES.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

SO WRONG.

SO WRONG.

NO, DON'T CLAP FOR THAT.

REALLY, DON'T CLAP FOR THAT.

THAT IS WRONG.

BUT THE REAL SHAME HERE ISN'TLEWINSKY'S ACTIONS 20 YEARS AGO.

IT WAS THE WAY THIS COUNTRY ANDOUR MEDIA OSTRACIZED A YOUNG

GIRL FOR DOING SOMETHING FOOLISHBUT NOT WORTHY OF RUINING HER

LIFE.

AND THE WORST PART IS, IF SHEDID IT NOW IN THE AGE OF THE

INTERNET REALITY TV, WE'D BEBEGGING TO KEEP UP WITH HER LIKE

A KARDASHIAN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK TO THESHOW.

JOINING THE PANEL TONIGHT:COMEDIAN AND WRITER,

JORDAN CARLOS.

( APPLAUSE )VERY FUNNY PERSON, WE'VE HAD HER

BEFORE.

COMEDIAN SABRINA JALEES.

( APPLAUSE )ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS OF ALL

TIME.

SHE'S BEEN IN EVERY CLASSICMOVIE-- IT'S TRUE.

CO-STARRING IN THE NEW ABCSERIES "AMERICAN CRIME" AND THE

DIRECTOR OF TOMORROWNIGHT'S EPISODE OF THE HIT SHOW

"SCANDAL," REGINA KING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )AND OUR OWN "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"

CONTRIBUTOR SHENAZ TREASURY.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT-- I LOVE ALLTHE LADY LOVE HERE TONIGHT.

VERY NICE.

SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THISWHOLE THING, IT'S CALLED

SLUT-SHAMING, RIDICULING WOMENFOR BEING SEXUAL, BASICALLY.

FIRST WHAT I WANTED TO DO IS WEWERE HAVING TROUBLE JUST

DEFINING THE WORD "SLUT"EARLIER.

SINCE I HAVE A LOT OF LADIESHERE, JORDAN, DEFINE THAT WORD.

NO PRESSURE, JORDAN.

WHAT IS IT?

>> I WILL MAN-SPLAIN IT FOR ALLOF YOU.

A SLUT IS LIKE STIGMATIZED.

IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T SAY EVERTO ANYBODY.

( LAUGHTER )AND I THINK IT'S JUST LIKE FREE

TO BE ME, FREE TO BE YOU.

>> YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU GUYS AREIN BED OR SOMETHING?

>> YES, IF THAT'S HOW SHE FEELS>> WHAT DO YOU LADIES THINK WHEN

YOU HEAR THAT?

REGINA, WHAT DO YOU THINK WHENYOU HEAR THAT TERM?

>> I-- I-- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK-- I THINK FOR THE MOSTPART, YEAH, IT'S NEGATIVE.

I DO, I DO.

BUT, I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE PLAYWITH IT, YOU KNOW.

LIKE GIRLFRIENDS, "YOU SLUTBUCKET."

>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT IN MYLIFE.

>> I THINK IT'S HOW BLACK PEOPLECAN CALL BLACK PEOPLE THE "N"

WORD -->> HEY, HEY, HEY.

>> WOMEN CAN CALL EACH OTHER THE"S" WORD, BUT A GUY CANNOT

>> HE'S A DUDE TOO, BY THE WAY!( LAUGHTER )

>> Larry: THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN HATER ON THE PANEL.

SABRINA, IS THERE A THING TOWOMEN OWNING THIS TERM?

>> THANKS FOR ASKING, LARRY.

YOU SAID THE "N" WORD.

I THINK FOR ME, I'M ALEZ-BA-DOODLE.

>> Larry: A LEZ-BA-DOODLE?

IS THAT A CERTAIN TIME.

>> I DON'T LIKE LESBIAN.

IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DYKES!

>> THANK YOU.

>> I'M NEVER GOING TO BE LIKE,"I'M A DYKE, BUT IF MY FRIEND IS

WEARING FLANNEL CHOPPING WOOD,I'LL BE LIKE, HEY, DYKE, WHAT'S

UP?

>> Larry: RASHEEDA JONES GOT ALITTLE FLACK A LITTLE WHILE

BACK.

I THINK SHE WAS WATCHING MILEYCYRUS, AND SHE WAS REALLY UPSET

OVER SOMETHING MILEY WASWEARING, OR SHE WAS DOING THAT

TWERKING ( BLEEP ), WHATEVER ITWAS.

>> IT'S AN ART, LARRY.

>> Larry: WHATEVER.

BUT SHE ENDED WITH THE HASHTAG"STOP ACTING LIKE WHORES."

IS THAT SLUT SHAMING IF WOMENDO IT?

>> I THINK FINE IT'S FINE IF SHEDID IT.

I MEAN, I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

I HAVE NO TWITTER FOLLOWERS.

>> DID IT WORK?

HAVE WOMEN STOPPED BEING WHORES?

>> Larry: I'M SORRY.

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT JORDAN, BYTHE WAY?

I'M JUST GETTING THEINFORMATION.

>> I MEAN, I THINK THAT WOMENCAN SHAME WOMEN JUST AS WELL AS

MEN CAN.

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THATSHAMING IS SPECIFIC TO A GENDER.

>> Larry: RIGHT.

>> YEAH, WOMEN ARE GUILTY OFACTUALLY CALLING OUT OTHER WOMEN

FIRST.

LIKE, "OH, SHE'S A SLUT."

>> I WAS LIKE WELL-->> WHO ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

>> WOMEN CAN DO WHATEVER MEN CANDO, GUYS.

THAT'S, I THINK, THE TAKEAWAY.

YEAH, YEAH.

( APPLAUSE )>> Larry: JORDAN IS DIGGING A

DEEPER HOLE.

>> I'M MARRIED.

>> Larry: I REMEMBER, LIKE--LIKE SEXUAL EMPOWERMENT, OR WHAT

THAT IS CALLED.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY KIMKARDASHIAN REPRESENTS SEXUAL

EMPOWERMENT.

TO ME IT'S LIKE, SHE MADE AVIDEO WITH RAY JAY.

IF SHE HAD DONE A SEX VIDEO WITHNOAM CHOMSKY.

THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN SEXUALEMPOWERMENT

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, SEXUALEMPOWERMENT?

THERE ARE MIXED MESSAGES.

DOES THAT MEAN HEALTHY SEXUALLYOR PUTTING ALL YOUR STUFF OUT

THERE?

>> I THINK IT'S ENJOYING SEX,UNDERSTANDING THAT SEX IS TO

ENJOY AND NOT SOMETHING TO THROWAROUND RECKLESSLY.

BECAUSE, IF THERE ARE FEELINGS--IF YOU'RE JUST GOING FROM BED TO

BED AND DRAGGING YOUR BAGGAGEFULL OF DICKS, THEN THAT'S NOT

EMPOWERING.

THAT'S NOT EMPOWERMENT, CONTRARYTO POPULAR BELIEF.

BUT IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN-- IFYOU'RE HAVING FUN-- I THINK THE

ANOTHER IS THE GENDER DIVIDE.

I THINK THE ISSUE IS A GENDERDIVIDE.

PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE, "YEAH, MYSON GETS AROUND."

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I THINK--AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU WANT

TO IMPART TO YOUR KIDS, WHETHERTHEY'RE DAUGHTERS OR SONS, A

VALUE SYSTEM THAT'S NOT LIKE,YOU KNOW, SEX IS A PART OF YOUR

LIFE AND IT SHOULD BE A HEALTHYPART BUT IT'S NOT THE PART.

AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOTSOMETHING-- EVEN IF YOU HAD A

SON, NOBODY WOULD BE PROUD, "MYSON HAS 12 DIFFERENT KIDS FROM

10 DIFFERENT WOMEN."

NO, YOU WANT TO-->> SOME MEN MIGHT BE.

>> PROUD OF THAT?

>> UNFORTUNATELY, YEAH.

>> JORDAN?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> I THINK IT'S INHERENTLY MALETO BE VERY PROUD OF, LIKE,

COLLECTING THOSE SEXES.

CLASSIC MAN.

BUT, SOME WOMEN HAVE THAT MALEQUALITY WHERE IT'S LIKE, YEAH,

SOME WOMEN ARE DONE HAVING THEIRORGASM AND CALL THE UBER RIGHT

AWAY FOR THE DUDE.

>> THAT'S OKAY.

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, YEAH, FORA WOMAN TO BE SEXUALLY

EMPOWERED, I THINK IT'S LIKE,YEAH, OWNING YOUR BODY, BEING

ABLE TO SAY THAT SEX IS AN ACTAND NOT FEELING BAD ABOUT HAVING

SEXUAL THOUGHTS.

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IKNEW THAT.

YEAH!

>> Larry: OKAY, WE'RE GOING TOTALK MORE ABOUT THIS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, WELCOMEBACK.

WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THECONCEPT OF SLUT SHAMING AND THE

NEGATIVE POWER OF WORDS.

SO RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO ASK MYPANEL TO EXPLAIN SOME TERMS TO

ME AS IF I AM A SEXLESS ALIENFROM THE PLANET CELIBATE 8

ALL RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER )THERE WE GO.

OKAY.

IF I FEEL THAT YOU HAVEADEQUATELY EXPLAINED TERM YOU

WILL RECEIVE A"KEEP IT-SLEEM-GLORP."

>> WHY DO I WANT ONE OF THOSE?

>> Larry: AND IF YOU FAIL, IWILL PRESENT WITH YOU WEAK TEA.

>> OH, NO.

>> Larry: WHAT?

WE LIKE TEA.

WE'RE NOT SAVAGES.

OKAY, EXPLAIN TO ME, JORDAN,WHAT IS THIS TERM "BOOTY CALL?"

>> BOOTY CALL?

>> Larry: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>> IS A MOVIE FROM THE 90s.

IT'S BILL BELLAMY AT HIS BEST

>> Larry: THAT IS NOT WHAT I'VEBEEN TOLD

A BOOTY CALL IT'S A RENDEZVOUS--A HOOK-UP.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THAT?

>> IT'S DONE VIA SOCIALDEVICE--

>> Larry: WHY WOULD YOU HAVESEX WITH A SOCIAL DEVICE?

>> BECAUSE I'M LONELY.

>> Larry: WHAT IS BOOTY CALL?

>> BOOTY CALL IS -->> WHY DO YOU CALL THE BOOTY?

>> WHEN YOU PUT-- WHEN YOU BUMPUGLIES LATE AT NIGHT--

>> WHAT?

>> Larry: I DON'T THINK YOUKNOW WHAT THIS BOOTY CALL IS.

>> KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I HAD IT HAPPEN TO ME ONCE.

WHICH WAS GREAT.

>> HE NEEDS A COUPLE OF THOSE.

>> Larry: REGINA, PLEASE, I AMAN ALIEN, WOULD YOU PLEASE

EXPLAIN WALK OF SHAME?

>> OOOOH.

>> Larry: WHAT IS IT?

WHY IS THERE SHAME IN A WALK?

>> THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT.

THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT.

>> Larry: JORDAN, PLEASE,QUIET.

>> THE WALK OF SHAME VERYCOMMONLY HAPPENS IN COLLEGES.

>> Larry: COLLEGE?

WHAT IS COLLEGE?

>> DORMS, DORMITORIES, PLACESWHERE A LOT --

>> SOMEONE HAS SEX WITH A DORM?

>> NO, SOMEONE HAS SEX IN ADORM.

>> Larry: IN A DORM, OH, OH.

>> USUALLY AFTER DOING MAYBEACTS WITH MAYBE MORE THAN ONE

PERSON OR AFTER MEETING A PERSONFOR THE FIRST TIME.

>> Larry: WHY DOES THAT BRINGSHAME?

>> BECAUSE THEY WAKE UP THE NEXTMORNING AND EVERYONE KNOWS THEIR

BUSINESS AND THEY HAVE TO WALKPAST ALL THE OTHER --

OTHER.

>> Larry: THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU

CALL PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. I WILLGIVE YOU GLORP

>> I SAID I WANTED ONE.

>> PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME I DO NOTKNOW WHAT IS CALLED DICK PIC.

IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.

WHAT IS IT?

I KNOW PIC.

BUT I DO NOT KNOW DICK PIC?

>> IT IS WHEN A MAN IS SO PROUD--

>> DID HE HAVE SEX IN A DORM?

>> HE COULD HAVE.

BUT HE IS SO PROUD OF HISMANLIHOOD --

>> EXPLAIN MANLIHOOD.

>> HIS GEN TAIL-- I CAN'T SAYIT.

HIS DICK.

>> Larry: WHAT IS DICK?

>> IT IS WHAT MEN THINK WITH.

( APPLAUSE )>> WOW.

>> Larry: NOW I UNDERSTANDDICK.

YOU NEED TO GO NO FURTHER.

SABRINA, PLEASE EXPLAIN THISFRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> A HORRIBLE MOVIE.

VERY BAD.

I'M SURE IT MADE ITS WAY TO YOURPLANET.

>> Larry: PLEASE EXPLAIN THESEXUAL MEANING.

>> YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND BUT EVERYNOW AND THEN --

>> WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITHYOUR FRIEND?

>> OKAY, SO YOU'RE PRETTYADVANCED.

BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU HAVEN'T HADSEX IN A WHILE OR YOU'RE JUST

LIKE-- YOU SEE THEM IN ADIFFERENT LIGHT.

THEY TURN AROUND AND GO, "OH, MYGOD, IT'S YOU."

AND THEN YOU DO SEX WITH THEM.

DO YOU KNOW SEX?

>> Larry: WHAT IS THE BENEFITOF FRIEND SEX?

>> THE BENEFIT IS THE SEX,ORGASM HOPEFULLY.

NO ORGASM, GOES BACK TO FRIEND.( APPLAUSE )

>> Larry: SHE GETS TWO GLORPSFOR THAT .THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MOREGLORP-BLEEP-BLORP

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE

HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS:SABRINA JALEES, JORDAN CARLOS,

REGINA KING, ANDSHENAZ TREASURY.

FINALLY TONIGHT, IT'S TIME TOCHECK IN ON "DAREY WILMORE'S

MARCH BADNESS BRACKETSBALLDARE-O-MANIA IT'S BONER TIME

TOURNAMENT."

YES!

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

WE'RE DOWN TO SIXTEEN TEAMSREPRESENTING SIXTEEN DARES.

HERE'S A QUICK LOOK AT THE DARESI STILL MAY HAVE TO DO:

XAVIER HAS A TOUGH GAME AGAINSTARIZONA TOMORROW, BUT IF THEY

WIN AND GO ALL THE WAY, I WILLHOST THE SHOW WEARING A CROWN OF

MARSHMALLOW PEEPS-- WHICH ITTURNS OUT ARE BOTH DELICIOUS AND

FASHIONABLE.

WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?

NEXT UP, A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPFOR FIFTH SEEDED UTAH MEANS I'LL

HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR TINDER.

AND WE ALL KNOW THE PROFILE PICIS A KEY DECISION, SO LET ME

SUGGESTIONS. FINALLY, KENTUCKYHAS ME NERVOUS.

IF THEY WIN-- AND A LOT OFPEOPLE THINK THEY WILL-- I HAVE

BABY-BIRDED, WHICH MEANS-- YEAH.

TO BE BABY-BIRDED, WHICH MEANS AMOMMA BIRD-- TO BE NAMED

LATER.

FOLLOW THE SHOW ON TWITTER ANDKEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MY VIDEO

UPDATES AS WE GET CLOSER TO THEELITE EIGHT AND FINAL FOUR.

GOOD NIGHTLY EVERYONE.

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>> Larry: TONIGHTLY, FRAT BOYSARE AT IT AGAIN, THIS SAME

JOINING THE PANEL TONIGHT:COMEDIAN AND WRITER,