Extended - Friday, July 22, 2016 - Uncensored

  • 07/22/2016

Paul Feig, Neil Casey and Milana Vayntrub chat with a Lyft driver, sum up #ComicConIn5Words and ask bad questions at a Comic-Con panel in this extended, uncensored episode.

- First up, an alternative to GhostBussing.

Earlier this month Lyfthad a special ghost mode

where you could get picked up by Ecto-1.

Normally ghost mode is reserved

for Tinder after (bleep) date.

But not anymore.

(laughter)

This allows you to ridearound in a kickass car

from the movie while making awkward small talk

with your driver about their acting career.

Comedians, you're Ghostbusting experts,

what's something you might hear

from a Lyft driver in Ecto-1.

(beep)

Paul Feig.

- Um, thanks for ruiningmy childhood asshole.

(laughter)

And to be clear, they only say that to me.

(laughter)

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE ALIVE,

YOU'LL KNOW THAT COMIC-CON ISUPON US.

>> YES.

>> HARDWICK: WHICH IS WHY...

WHICH IS WHY I'M WEARING THISCHAIN MAIL TIE.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)COMIC-CON IS GREAT BECAUSE IT'S

A PLACE THAT NERDS CAN JUST BENERDS.

IT'S A SAFE ZONE.

IT'S ONE OF THE LAST FEW SAFEZONES, FREE OF JUDGMENT, I HOPE.

SO WE GET OUR SLAVE LEIAS.

WE GET OUR HIP-HOPSTORMTROOPERS.

WE GET THAT WEIRD COSPLAY YOUCAN'T FIGURE OUT THE ORIGIN FOR.

(LAUGHTER)AND THAT... THAT IS WHY WE

CELEBRATE NERD CHRISTMAS.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#COMICCONIN5WORDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE "TRYING TOFUCK NATHAN FILLION."

OR "BRONY AFTER-PARTY GETSNASTY."

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK.

AND BEGIN.

PAUL.

>> CHRIS HARDWICK MODERATES 300PANELS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. YES.

TRUE. I AM.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)MILANA.

>> WHAT'S A COMIC?

OOH, REBOOTS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)NEIL CASEY.

>> HOOKED UP WITH LEAST FAMOUSEWOK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE & CHEERING)MILANA.

>> WOKE UP WITH CHEWBACCA MOM.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)(LAUGHTER)

PAUL.

>> WHERE'S THE FUCKING COMICBOOKS?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

MILANA.

>> SMELLS BAD.

SMELLS REAL BAD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

>> HARDWICK: WELL, YOU KNOW,IT'S HOT.

SAN DIEGO'S HOT.

>> TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE.

>> HARDWICK: UH, MILANA.

>> MET INCREDIBLE HULK FROMFRESNO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)PAUL.

>> THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THEWORLD.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. OH.

YEAH, NICE.

>> I LOVE THEM.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, HE'S NOTAFRAID TO SAY IT.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PANEL Q&ASTHAT'LL BE

HAPPENING AT THIS WEEKEND'SCOMIC-CON IN SAN DIEGO.

I ASKED YOU TO COME UP WITH THEWORST QUESTION YOU COULD ASK AT

A COMIC-CON PANEL.

UH, FIRST QUESTION FROM THEAUDIENCE.

YES, YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

>> HI. UH, NEIL. UM, HI.

(STAMMERS)THIS QUESTION IS FOR ANYONE

ON-ON THE PANEL.

UM, CAN I SMELL YOUR CHAIR?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE HEARD THAT ONE.

>> WHENEVER.

>> HARDWICK: HI, WHAT'S YOURNAME?

>> MILANA. HI. I'M SUPER EXCITEDTO BE HERE AROUND ALL OF THESE

YOUNG PEOPLE IN AMAZINGCOSTUMES.

ANYWAY, I FIGURED THIS WOULD BETHE QUICKEST WAY TO TELL

EVERYONE THAT I AM A REGISTEREDSEX OFFENDER...

EVERYONE THAT I AM A REGISTEREDSEX OFFENDER...

>> UH, HI, I-I'M JUST SOMERANDOM GEEK.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT, ASGOOD AS YOUR MOVIE IS, I THOUGHT

IT KIND OF PALED IN COMPARISONTO THIS AWESOME NEW MOVIE CALLED

KNIFE FIGHT.

IT'S MADE BY ATLANTIS STUDIOS.

UH, EVERYBODY HERE MIGHT WANT TOCHECK IT OUT INSTEAD OF THIS

MOVIE.

BUT I'M JUST SOME RANDOM GEEK.

YEAH. OKAY.

OKAY, IT WENT REALLY WELL.

WAIT, WAIT, PULL THE CAR AROUND,PULL THE CAR AROUND.