July 2, 2015 - Bree Newsome Interview & Dumping Donald Trump

  • 07/02/2015

Bree Newsome recounts her mission to remove the Confederate flag in South Carolina, and Mike Yard, Holly Walker, Rory Albanese and Ricky Velez reach into Larry's Bag o' Grab.

>> Larry: THURSDAY NIGHT, ILIKE IT.

I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKEIT.

MAN.

VERY EXCITED.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!

>> Larry: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.

YOU'RE TOO KIND.

PLEASE, WE GOT A LOT OF SHOWTO GET TO.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, I'MLARRY WILMORE, MAN, IT'S

SUCH AN EXCITING SHOW.

BREE NEWSOME, THE WOMAN WHOSNATCHED THAT FLAG OFF THAT

FLAG POLE IN SOUTH CAROLINAHERE TONIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SO EXCITED TO HAVE HER.

OH, BUT RIGHT NOW, THIS ISVERY EXCITING TOO, RIGHT NOW

IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN ON THEUNBLACKENING

(LAUGHTER)MAN, THERE ARE 14 CANDIDATES

IN THE REPUBLICAN FIELD.

BUT ONLY ONE IS GIVING MEJOY RIGHT NOW.

THIS GUY.

(LAUGHTER)WAS'S THE LATEST IN THE SAGA

OF THE HUGEST, MOSTCLASSIEST, MOST ELEGANT,

MOST LUXURIOUS CANDIDATEEVER.

>> ON MONDAY NBC ANNOUNCEDIT WILL NO LONGER AIR THE

MISS USA OR MISS UNIVERSEPAGEANT, PARTLY OWNED BY

TRUMP, FOLLOWING A SIMILARSTEP BY UNIVISION, WHICH

ALSO DUMPED THE EVENT.

>> Larry: OH.

UNIVISION.

TRUMP NO ES ELEGANTE.

AND TO THE SURPRISE OF NOONE, TRUMP REACTED BY SUING

UNIVISION FOR 500 MILLIONDOLLARS.

AND APPARENTLY HE HAD TOTHIS.

>> PEOPLE SAY WOW, HE ISREALLY RUNNING.

AND I GIVE UP A LOT

YOU KNOW, WHEN I DO THIS IGIVE UP A LOT.

AS AN EXAMPLE, UNIVISIONINGI'M GOING TO HAVE TO SUE

UNIVISION NOW.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,

IT'S UNIVISION.

AND SECOND OF ALL, WHY AREYOU JUST SUING THEM.

DIDN'T NBC DUMP YOU TOO?

>> MAYBE I WILL BE SUING NBCTOO.

>> Larry: OH.

PARDON ME.

MAN, I'M REALLY LACKINGFORWARD TO THE TRUMP

PRESIDENCY.

TO COMBAT GLOBAL WARMING IWILL BE SUING ICEBERGS AND

POLAR BEARS.

YEAH.

I'M ALSO SUING THISHURRICANE THAT'S APPROACHING

FLORIDA.

BACK OFF!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

OH, BUT MY FAVORITE OFTRUMP'S TIT FOR TAT LEGAL

STRATEGY/PRESIDENTIALCAMPAIGN ROLLOUT

STRATEGY/LOGIC JIJITSU HASTO BE FROM YESTERDAY WHEN

MACY'S DROPPED TRUMP'S NOTMADE IN THE USA CLOTHING

LINE.

BY THE WAY, WHICH IS THEHUGEST, MOST CLASSIEST, MOST

ELEGANT-- YOU KNOW THE REST.

YOU KNOW THE REST.

TO WHICH TRUMP SAID I'VEDECIDED TO TERMINATE MY

RELATIONSHIP WITH MACY'S.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: SERIOUSLY?

OH MY GOD.

WHAT'S-- OH, OH, YOU HAVEDECIDED TO-- ARE YOU TRYING

TO GAS LIGHT US.

DO YOU KNOW HOW REPORTINGWORKS?

WE ALL KNOW YOU WERE DUMPED.

IT'S LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD,YOU KNOW.

HEY, MACY'S I'M RUBBER,YOU'RE GLUE, OR BETTER YET

I'M THE MOSS CLASSEST, MOSTSERIOUS, MOST VULCANIZED

RUBBER EVER MADE AND YOU'RETHE MOST DISGUSTING, MOST

LIQUIDIEST, LEAST ADHESIVEGLUE EVER.

AND IF YOU THINK THAT WASSOME FIFTH GRADE LEVEL

HISTRIONICS THIS ONE DOESN'TEVEN MAKE TRUMP SENSE, OKAY.

SO AT HIS PRESIDENTIALCAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT, TRUMP

ENT ARED TO NEIL YOUNG'SSONG ROCKING IN THE FREE

WORLD, OKAY.

SO WELL WHEN YOUNG ASKEDTRUMP TO STOP USING HIS SONG,

TRUMP RESPONDED WITH -->> I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT

SONG THAT MUCH.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU PICKED IT!

AS THE WALK ON MUSIC FORYOUR PRESIDENTIAL

ANNOUNCEMENT.

IT'S NOT PANDORA.

I MEAN, RIGHT, YOU DON'TJUST TYPE IN PRESIDENTIAL

ANNOUNCEMENT AND SURPRISE,NEIL YOUNG COMES ON, RIGHT.

I'M WALKING OUT TO THIS BUTI'M THUMBSING IT DOWN.

RIGHT?

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: I TELL YOU, DONALD

TRUMP, DONALD TRUMP IS LIKETHE ASS IN THE BAR WHO

CALLS A GIRL UGLY AFTER SHEREFUSES TO GO OUT WITH HIM,

RIGHT.

SHE'S NOT CLASSY.

BUT IT'S NOT JUSTINDIVIDUALS AND COMPANIES

RUNNING FROM HIM.

THE ENTIRE CITY OF NEW YORKIS QUESTIONING ITS

RELATIONSHIP WITH TRUMP.

AND THE CONTROVERSIALCOMMENT, OF COURSE, I DON'T

KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THESEWORDS IN HIS ANNOUNCEMENT

SPEECH ABOUT MEXICANIMMIGRANTS.

>> THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS,THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME.

THEY'RE RAPISTS.

>> Larry: I DON'T HAVE AJOKE HERE, I JUST WANT YOU

TO BATHE IN THAT FOR ASECOND.

TAKE A LITTLE BATH, A LITTLETRUMP BATH IN THAT.

BECAUSE LATER ON IN ANINTERVIEW, HE SAID THIS.

>> AND I LOVE MEXICO.

I LOVE THE MEXICAN PEOPLE.

I LOVE THEM.

>> Larry: YOU JUST CALLEDTHEM RAPISTS AND DRUG

DEALERS.

DID YOU THINK THEY WERE SOBUSY RAPING THEY DIDN'T SEE

YOUR SPEECH?

SERIOUSLY.

I MEAN, SURELY DONALD, IMEAN YOU'RE RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITEDSTATES.

YOU CANNOT SAY AN ENTIREGROUP OF PEOPLE ARE RAPING.

SURELY YOU'RE GOING TO GO ONTELEVISION AND CLEAR THIS UP,

RIGHT?

>> I THINK HE'S GOING TOTAKE ONE OF TELEVISION'S TOP

JOURNALISTS TO GET TO THEBOTTOM OF THIS.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAYTHIS, BUT DON LEMON

YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.

>> I HAVE LEAD-- I'VE READTHE WASHINGTON POST.

I READ THE FUSION, I READTHE HUFFINGTON POST.

AN THAT'S ABOUT WOMEN BEINGRAPED.

IT'S NOT ABOUT CRIMINALSCOMING ACROSS THE BORDER, OR

ENTERING THE COUNTRY.

>> SOMEBODY'S DOING THERAPING, DON.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I MEANSOMEBODY'S DOING IT, IT'S

WOMEN BEING RAPED, WELL, WHOIS DOING THE RAPING?

>> Larry: WHO'S DOING THERAPING?

OKAY, WHO'S BRINGING THECHIPS?

WHO'S BRINGING THE BEER?

WAIT, WAIT, WHO'S DOING THERAPING?

OH, OKAY, VERY GOOD, VERYGOOD.

I DIDN'T KNOW, I HAD TO ASK.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THOUGH,AS FAR AS CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

GO, DONALD TRUMP 2016,WHO'S DOING THE RAPING?

RIGHT?

IT'S NOT BAD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: IT'S NOT BAD.

HOPE AND CHANGE, WHO'S DOINGTHE RAPING?

NOT A BAD RING TO IT, BUT ITELL YOU ONE GROUP THAT ALL

THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO TURNOFF.

>> AMID THE CONTROVERSYTRUMP HAD BEEN SURGING IN

THE REPUBLICAN POLLS.

UP TO SECOND PLACE IN THEFIRST PRIMARY STATE OF NEW

HAMPSHIRE.

>> WHOSE'S THE BEST ONTERRORISM, THAT'S A PRETTY

IMPORTANT SUBJECT, TRUMPRIGHT AT THE TOP.

WHO'S THE BEST ON HANDLINGINTERNATIONAL TRADE.

LIKE NOT EVEN CLOSE.

TRUMP IS LIKE ALMOST DOUBLEANYBODY ELSE.

>> Larry: OKAY, HOLD ON ASECOND.

IS HE ANALYZING HIS OWN POLLRESULTS?

AND THEN REFERRING TOHIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON?

WHAT ARE YOU A PRESIDENTIALCANDIDATE OR PRIMA DONNA

WIDE RECEIVER.

I DON'T-- (APPLAUSE)

BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, YOUKNOW REPUBLICAN VOTERS, OKAY,

THIS ONE TIME I'M NOT GOINGTO CHASTISE YOU.

I'M NOT GOING TO RIDICULEYOU.

YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU AREDOING, OKAY.

SO I CAN KEEP DOING WHAT I'MDOING, OKAY? SO I CAN KEEP

DOING WHAT I'M DOING. TRUMP2016.

WHO'S DOING THE RAPING?

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I HAVE TO SAY, ONE OF MYFAVORITE STORIES OF THE LAST

WEEK INVOLVED A YOUNG LADYWHO TOOK AN EARLY MORNING

EXCURSION TO RETRIEVE ANUNSAVORY RELIC.

OR IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, THATSISTER TOOK THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

DOWN.

>> BREE NEWSOME SCALED THE 30FOOT POLE AND DESCENDED WITH THE

FLAG IN HAND.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASEWELCOME BAD FLAG SNATCHER

BREE NEWSOME.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

ON THE SHOW.

COME ON OUT.

HAVE THAT SEAT RIGHT THERE.

THERE WE GO.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR JOININGUS.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

>> Larry: I NOTICED WHEN YOUTWEETED YOU WERE EXCITED TO

BE ON THE SHOW, TO SHARESOME MINT JULEP WITH ME.

>> YES!

>> Larry: KIND OF A LITTLETOAST.

>> AND DISCUSS A DISCUSSIONOF REMOVING THE FLAG.

>> Larry: EXACTLY AM SO HEREIS WHAT I WANT TO HE NO.

HOW MUCH PLANNING, LIKE WENTINTO THAT.

DID YOU HAVE LIKE A POLE INYOUR BACKYARD, TO PRACTICE

ON.

>> WELL, YEAH, IT WAS ABOUTTEN OF US WHO PULLED THE

WHOLE THING TOGETHERINCLUDING FOLKS DOWN

IN SOUTH CAROLINA WHO COULDLIKE ACTUALLY GO DOWN THERE

AND LOOK AT THE SCENE, SEEWHAT ALL WHAT BE INVOLVED,

WHAT ROLES WOULD BEREQUIRED.

AND SO THEN BY THE TIME WECAME TO GET IT, SOME OF

THOSE LOGISTICS HAD BEENLAID OUT AND IT WAS JUST A

MATTER OF WHO WAS GOING TOFILL WHAT ROLES INCLUDING

CLIMBING THE POLE.

SO I WAS LIKE I WILL DO THAD I CLIMBED A POLE BEFORE

NO, BUT LET'S DO IT.

>> SO THERE WAS A WHOLEGROUP AND YOU SAID WAIT,

WAIT.

>> YEAH, I MEAN, YEAH, IMEAN, WE WENT THROUGH IT AND

OF COURSE WE HAD TO DISCUSSTHAT THE TWO ROLES, ONE OF

CHRIPING THE POLE AND ONE OFBEING AT THE BOTTOM AND

WATCHING GUARD, THOSE TWOPEOPLE MIGHT AN RESTED.

>> Larry: HOW MANY PEOPLEWERE ON THE SCENE DURING

THE -->> ABOUT NINE OF US.

>> Larry: THERE WERE NINEPEOPLE THERE.

I -- KNOW THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: THERE WAS AGROUP OF YOU THAT DID THIS

TOGETHER.

>> YEAH T WAS COORDINATED.

>> Larry: DID YOU ALL WORKIN YOUR CORE, LIKE AT THE

SAME TIME.

THAT IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE TODO.

SO WHAT WENT THROUGH YOURMIND THE MOMENT YOU HAD THAT

FLAG?

DID YOU REALIZE THEIMPORTANCE OF THIS OR WERE

YOU JUST KIND OF-- LIKE GOD,I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.

WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE.

>> IT WAS JUST LIKE THISREALLY AMAZING FEELING OF

LIKE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,YOU KNOW.

I MEAN ONE OF THE HARDESTPOINTS THAT I WAS CONCERNED

ABOUT IS JUST GET BEING 15FEET UP THE POLE AND I KNEW

ONCE I GOT THAT FAR UP I WASPRETTY MUCH CLEAR TO MAKE IT

UP THERE.

ONCE I GOT UP THERE AND WASABLE TO UNHOOK THE FLAG.

>> HIGH ENOUGH THAT NO ONECOULD GRAB YOU.

>> EXACTLY.

ONCE I GOT UP THERE ANGRABBED IT, IT WAS JUST LIKE

YES, TAKE ME TO JAIL.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: AND WHEN YOU WERE

ABOUT HALFWAY UP, DIDYOU-- WHEN THE CAPITOL

POLICE SHOWED UP.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: WERE YOU SCARED ATTHAT MOMENT?

WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE?

>> NO, NOT REALLY BECAUSE I WASOUT OF REACH.

IT WAS KIND OF THIS AWKWARDTHING OF THEM BEING TO COME

DOWN AND ME JUST BEING LIKE,NO.

YOU KNOW.

>> Larry: WERE THEY PRETTYCOOL ABOUT IT?

>> YEAH, I MEAN CLEARLY IHAD RUINED THEIR DAY, I

MEAN-- YOU KNOW, I WASLIKE-- .

>> Larry: BUT OOPS, SORRYGUYS.

>> SORRY FOR THEINCONVENIENCE.

>> Larry: SOME PEOPLECOMPARED TO YOU ROSA PARKS,

CALLED YOU LIKE A SUPERHERO,RIGHT SO HERE IS WHAT I WANT

TO DO.

WE NEED TO COME UP WITH APROPER SUPERHERO NAME FOR

YOU.

OKAY.

SO THE ASCENDER,SOUL POLE, KIND OF COOL,

SOUNDS LIKE FROZEN A LITTLEBIT.

SISTER SWIFTER OR QUEEN BREEQUESTION ONE, QUEEN BREE?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: ACTUALLY, I THINK

THE PROPER SUPERHERO NAME ISBREE NEWSOME.

THERE YOU GO.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Larry: SO WE ALSO HAVE ANAWARD WE WANT TO GIVE YOU.

>> OKAY.

>> Larry: IT'S TITLED THEBREE NEWSOME AWARD.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS.

AND UNFORTUNATELY I DON'THAVE IT HERE BUT WE PUT IT

IN A PLACE THAT MIGHT BEEASY FOR YOU TO GET.

SO IF WE CAN JUSTSHOW-- YEAH, SO YOU CAN GRAB

IT.

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S NOT TRUE.

NO, NO, THE BREE NEWSOMEAWARD, UNBELIEVABLE WHAT SHE

DID.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

BREE NEWSOME(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I AM HERE WITH MY PANELTONIGHT.

HE'S A COMEDIAN AND NIGHTLYSHOW CONTRIBUTOR BUT YOU

KNOW HIM BEST AS BLACK ICE,MIKE YARD.

SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE COMEDICPERFORMER AND NIGHTLY SHOW

WRITER BUT YOU KNOW HER BESTAS THE INCOGNEGRO HUNTER,

HOLLY WALKER AND A COMEDIANAND NIGHTLY SHOW EXECUTIVE

PRODUCER BUT YOU MIGHT KNOWHIM AS THE ONE WHO

PLAYS-- ALL THOSE DUTCHYWHITE GUYS, RORY ALBANESE.

>> AND A CONTRIBUTER WHOACTUALLY GOT A ROSSIE PAR

EASY AT THE LAST PARADE,RICKY VELEZ.

BEFORE WE START, I WANT TOEXPLAIN WE'RE GOING TO DO

SOMETHING NEW.

WE STARTED TO TALK ABOUTTHAT THE PEOPLE WE SEE AT

THE TIME WERE IN MY BARBERSHOP.

IT -- MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,WHEN YOU GO OUT, EVERYBODY

IS OPEN, SO THESE ARE THEPEOPLE WHEN YOU SEE OUR

REGULARS THEY ARE IN OURBARBER SHOP.

SO WE'RE COLLECTING PEOPLEIN OUR BARBER SHOP AND

AUDIENCE MEMBERS WILL HAVE ACHANCE TO GET IN THE BARBER

SHOP TOO.

SO THAT WILL BE FUN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)SO I'M EXCITED TONIGHT,

WE'RE DOING BAG OF GRAB SO,THERE IS AN UNUSUAL OBJECT

IN THERE, AND YOU TAKE ITOUT, WHATEVER IT IS WILL BE

OUR TOPIC.

WE WILL DO THESE TOPICS,HOLLY, YOU WANT TO GO FIRST.

>> YES.

>> Larry: WHAT CAN BE IT BE>> LADIES FIRST.

>> Larry: THE OBJECT WILLTELL US WHAT THE TOPIC IS.

>> OKAY.

>> Larry: I LIKE THAT ONE.

OKAY, THAT-- THIS ONE ISGREAT.

THIS IS A-- THESE ARE WHATYOU SEE ON LAWNS, THIS IS

FOR THE DROUGHT IN CALIFORNIA

THERE IS A LOT OF RICH[BLEEP] KEEP WATERING

THEIR LAWNS AT RIDICULOUSRATES, THEY DON'T CARE.

THEY SAY THEY ARE ABOVE IT.

WE HAD THIS HUGE ARGUMENTOVER LAWNS, OKAY.

SO WHO, LOOK, I WILL JUSTSAY THESE PEOPLE ARE WRONG.

BUT IS IT OKAY TO HAVELAWNS?

LET'S JUST START THERE.

>> IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A LAWNIF YOU LIVE LIKE IN

MICHIGAN.

BUT IF YOU ARE-- IF YOU ARELIVING IN TATOOINE AND THERE

IS NO WATER TO BE FOUND, YOUDON'T GET TO HAVE A LAWN.

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW IFTHAT PLACE EXISTS OR NOT.

>> NO, NO, HOLD ON.

>> STAR WARS.

>> IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TOPAY FOR THE WATER, WHY

SHOULDN'T YOU BE ALLOWED TOUSE IT.

IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULDCLEAN MY CAR WITH FIJI EVERY

DAY, OKAY.

>> THAT'S [BLEEP].

>> YOU THINK RICH PEOPLESHOULD HOG THE WATER.

>> IF THEY CAN AFFORD IT,YES.

IF I CAN AFFORD SOMETHING,ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME.

>> THEY ARE USING WATER FROMLIKE THE SUPPLY THAT

SUPPLIES EVERYBODY AND I'MRICH SO I WANT A LAWN,

JUST HAVE A CACTUS, GROW UP, IMEAN.

>> RORY.

>> I'M PRO LAWN.

>> OH.

>> NICE.

>> DAISY DUKES.

>> SO HOW DO YOU GET INTHERE.

>> OKAY, SO TVLAND ANNOUNCESIT'S PULLING RERUNS OF THE

TV SHOW DUKES OF HAZARDBECAUSE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

CONTROVERSY.

FIRST OF ALL ANY DUKES OFHAZARD FANS IN THE AUDIENCE?

>> I LOVE THAT SHOW, GREATSHOW.

>> TVLAND DOING THE RIGHTTHING.

>> NO COMMENT ABOUT THISBECAUSE LIKE IT'S NOT

BECAUSE I'M MAD ABOUT THECONFEDERATE FLAG, IT'S

BECAUSE I'M YOUNG.

AND.

>> SO YOU ARE CALLING US ALLOLD.

>> PRETTY MUCH.

>> ALL OLD.

>> I AM GOING TO CALL CHIPSON YOU, THAT IS HOW OLD I

AM.

>> NO CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> I WILL HAVE PUNCH ANDJOHN COME ARREST YOU.

>> I LOVE THE DUKES OFHAZARD AND FEEL LIKE THE

SHOW IS THE SHOW IT EXISTSALREADY.

INGLORIOUS BASTERDS WITHSWASTIKAS THEY AREN'T GOING

TO PULL THAT.

THE DUKE BOYS NEVER MEAN NOHARM, YOU NO HE WHAT I MEAN.

THEY LITERALLY -->> THEY LITERALLY,-- BOSS

HOGS THAT'S ALL THEY WEREDOING.

THEY MEANT NO HARM.

>> THEY TELL YOU AHEAD OFTIME.

>> IN TROUBLE WITH THELAW SINCE THE DAY THEY WERE

BORN.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THIS ABOUTTHE DUKE BOYS.

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, IWANT TO JUST SAY THAT IS THE

WHITEST THING YOU'VE EVERDONE.

>> I HAVE KNOWN YOU A LONGTIME.

THAT IS THE WHITEST THINGYOU HAVE EVER DONE.

>> Larry: GO AHEAD.

>> I WAS JUST SAYING THEVOICE HE DID WAS THE MOST

RACIST THING I EVER HEARD.

IT'S-- .

>> Larry: OKAY.

WHAT HAVE WE GOT>> THIS IS A HYMNAL FOR THE

PRESIDENTIAL-- PRESIDENTOBAMA LAST WEEK AT THE

CHARLESTON EULOGY BROKE OUTIN SONG, RIGHT?

CAN WE SEE THAT REAL QUICK.

>> AMAZING GRACE ♪♪

♪ THE SOUND ♪.

>> Larry: OKAY, LET ME JUSTSAY, I AM SO GLAD HE DID

THIS BECAUSE THIS PROVESWHAT I, MY THEORY THAT HIS

WHITE SIDE GOVERNED FOR THEFIRST SIX YEARS.

AND NOW HIS BLACK SIDE, ISPRESIDENTING CURRENTLY,

RIGHT?

IT IS.

>> YEAH.

>> Larry: HIS BLACK SIDE ISCURRENTLY PRESIDENTING.

WAS THIS OBAMA'S BLACKESTMOMENT?

I MEAN IF A WHITE PRESIDENTJUST BROKE OUT LIKE A

PREACHER IN A CHURCH ANDTHEN STARTED SINGING, PEOPLE

WOULD BE GOING-- [BLEEP].

>> I THINK THEY WOULD HAVESOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THAT I

THINK THAT WAS HIS WHITEPART TRYING TO BUST

THROUGH.

>> Larry: YOU THINK SO.

>> THAT WAS AWFUL.

>> Larry: .

>> Larry: HE SOUNDED LIKE AHINDU TRYING TO SING GOSPEL,

COME ON, MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Larry: HE'S THE PRESIDENT,COME ON.

>> THAT WAS-- THAT WAS ABLACK MOMENT.

ANY TIME ARE YOU IN A CHURCHndAND YOU START SINGING AND

PEOPLE ARE LIKE DO ITMR. PRESIDENT.

>> Larry: HE THE PRESIDENT,THEY HAVE TO.

>> AT THE DON'T HAVE TO.

>> Larry: THE PRESIDENT GAVEAN UNBELIEVABLE SPEECH, AND

EVERYBODY IS LIKE THIS.

YES, MR. PRESIDENT.

HE STARTS THINGING, THEY'RELIKE OH [BLEEP].

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WHEN THE HANDS STARTDOING THIS, IT IS A BLACK

MOMENT, YES.

>> IT DIDN'T MATTER IF HESOUNDED GOOD OR NOT.

>> Larry: AND THE WOMEN AREALL DOING THIS.

>> YUP.

>> EVEN THOUGH THERE IS AIRCONDITIONING ON.

>> BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TOMANY A BLACK CHURCH WHERE

PEOPLE DON'T SING ON KEY.

>> I'M SAYING IT IS THEPRESIDENT.

>> WHAT IS THIS TALENT SHOW,AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK

HE DID A POD CAST.

HE DID THE-- HE IS GOING TOJOIN AN IMPROV GROUP IN THE

NEXT TEN DAYS.

>> HIS BLACKEST MOMENT TO MEWAS WHEN HE WAS DEALING WITH

THE HECKLER, THAT IS WHEN HEGOT REALLY BLACK.

THAT'S WHEN HE GOT REALLYBLACK.

HE DID THE LITTLE HEAD LEAN,WHEN A BLACK MAN DOES THIS,

HE IS UP SET.

>> UNDERNEATH THE PATTIO, HESNAPPED A BELT REAL QUICK.

>> Larry: I DON'T CARE WHATIT IS, I'M TELLING YOU, I

LIKE MY PRESIDENT LIKE ILIKE MY COFFEE, ANYBODY ELSE

WANT A BIG BLACK ASS CUP OFCOFFEE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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