February 2, 2015 - Obesity in America

  • 02/02/2015

Larry addresses America's growing obesity rate with panelists Morgan Spurlock, Marianne Kirby, Lavell Crawford and Shannon DeVido.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY --AMERICA'S OBESITY RATE CREEPS UP

27.7%.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, NOW IT'SHIGHER THAN OUR MATH SCORES.

A THIRD OF AMERICANS AREOBESE?

THAT'S THE MOST DEPRESSING THINGI'VE HEARD SINCE THAT KID TOLD

ME HE WAS DEAD IN THAT SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL.

WE'RE ASKING THE BIG QUESTIONS.

IS FAT A DISABILITY?

IS OBESITY A CIVIL RIGHT?

ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?

IT'S THE "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"!LET'S GO!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

OH, THANK YOU!

(CHANTING)THANK YOU!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW I'MYOUR HOST, LARRY, LARRY, LARRY,

(LAUGHTER)BEFORE WE GET GOING, LAST NIGHT

WAS THE SUPER BOWL,CONGRATULATIONS PATIOTS

I'M GLAD YOU WON. AND I'M ASEAHAWKS FAN.

I REALLY SLAMMED THE PATS ONTHURSDAY'S SHOW.

I MEAN, I HIT YOUR TEAM LIKE THEWICKED HAHD.

AND THEN I PUT THIS ONLINE.

IF THE PATRIOTS WIN, I WILL EATA BOWL OF, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT,

NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER.

THERE YOU GO.

YEP.

SO I'M A MAN OF MY WORD.

I'VE GOT A BIG BOWL OFNEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER.

THIS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD,ACTUALLY.

SHOULD I GET SOME CRACKERS?

NAH, I'LL JUST EAT IT.

MMM!

VERY GOOD!

THAT'S NOT "CHEATING," PATRIOTSFANS.

I JUST DEFLATED THE SIZE OF THEBOWL SO IT'S EASIER TO GRIP.

BAM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HORRIBLE! WICKED HAHD

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)HORRIBLE! WICKED HAHD

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THEGAME WAS THE COMMERCIALS.

>> I COULDN'T GROW UP 'CUZ IDIED FROM AN ACCIDENT.

>> Larry: JESUS!

I WANTED TO WATCH A FOOTBALLGAME.

I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO PREPARE AEULOGY FOR A CHILD.

I WAS ALREADY FEELING CRAPPYENOUGH FROM EATING MY FAMOUS

SEVEN-LAYER CORN-TITO DOUBLE-DIPBACON DEEP-FRIED SOUR

CREAM-STUFFED CRUST PANINI.

TRADEMARK!

DON'T ACT LIKE IT WAS JUST ME.

YOU GUYS HAD YOUR BUTTON POPPEDBY HALFTIME.

ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, AMERICANSCONSUMED ROUGHLY 1.25 BILLION

CHICKEN WINGS,11.2 MILLION-POUND OF POTATO

CHIPS, AND 49.2 MILLION CASES OFBEER.

SUCK ON THAT, THIRD WORLD!

U.S.A.!

U.S.A.!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING)IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THE TIME TO

CHANT.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY.

AMERICA, I THINK IT'S TIME FORAN INTERVENTION.

YOU FAT.

SERIOUSLY, GALLUP JUST RELEASEDTHE OBESITY STATS FOR 2014, AND

THE NUMBERS SPIKED TO 27.7%.

NEARLY A THIRD OF OUR COUNTRY ISOBESE.

NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE AJOKE ABOUT THAT.

THE LAST THING WE SHOULD BEDOING IS MAKING FUN OF FAT

PEOPLE RIGHT NOW IN THIS TIME OFOBVIOUS CRISIS.

AND I CONDEMN ANYONE OUT THEREMAKING CHEAP FAT JOKES.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE UPSET ATMICHAEL MOORE FOR THROWING SHADE

AT SNIPERS, BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS,HE THROWS SHADE ON EVERYTHING IN

HIS IMMEDIATE VICINITY.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I'M SORRY.

BUT EVERYONE CAN MAKE A MISTAKEONCE.

"TOP GUN" TAUGHT US THAT WE NEEDTO TAKE CARE OF OUR VETS,

BECAUSE SOME OUR SOLDIERS AGEWELL AND SOME DON'T.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)LOOKS LIKE THE ICE MAN BECAME

THE ICE CREAM MAN.

OKAY.

GUILTY AS CHARGED.

IN LIGHT OF THIS NEWINFORMATION, I JUST NOW RELEASED

THIS STATEMENT.

I AM TERRIBLY ASHAMED OF MYCOMMENTS.

THEY WERE MADE IN A MOMENT OFWEAKNESS UPON SEEING VAL

KILMER'S FACE.

HE REALLY LET HIMSELF GO.

BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR MAKINGFUN OF HIM.

I MAKE NO APOLOGIZE FOR MYSTATEMENTS REGARDING MICHAEL

MOORE'S SHADOW, HOWEVER.

THAT'S JUST SCIENCE.

(APPLAUSE)OBESITY IS CLEARLY A PROBLEM

HERE IN THE U.S., BUT WHAT ABOUTTHE REST OF THE WORLD?

>> EUROPE'S HIGHEST COURT HASRULED THAT OBESITY CAN CAN, IN

CERTAIN CASES, BE CONSIDERED ADISABILITY.

>> MY EYEBROWS ARE UP HERE.

>> Larry: CALM DOWN, BRITISHDON LEMON.

OKAY, SO SO OBESITY IS ADISABILITY IN EUROPE.

BUT SO IS WORKING.

AND BATHING.

BOOM!

I'M SORRY!

I'M SORRY!

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAIDTHAT.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

OKAY.

I HAVE JUST RELEASED AN APOLOGYTO THE BRITISH PEOPLE.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THEBRITISH PEOPLE.

THAT WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE.

I STILL MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR MYSTATEMENTS ABOUT MICHAEL MOORE'S

SHADOW, HOWEVER.

THAT'S STILL JUST SCIENCE.

(APPLAUSE)SO, IN EUROPE, OBESITY HAS BEEN

CLASSIFIED AS A DISABILITY.

THAT'S NOT HOW WE PLAY INAMERICA.

>> THE HOSPITAL'S INSTITUTING AHIRING POLICY THAT EXCLUDES

OVERWEIGHT CANDIDATES.

OVERWEIGHT PILOTS WITH A BMI OFAT LEAST 40 OR WITH A NECK

THAT'S AT LEAST 17 INCHES MUSTBE EVALUATED.

>> WAITRESSES CAN BE FIRED FORGAINING MORE THAN 7% OF THEIR

ORIGINAL BODY WEIGHT.

>> OVERWEIGHT WOMEN EARN SMALLERPAYCHECKS THAN AVERAGE SIZE

WOMEN.

>> Larry: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT -- OKAY, YOMOMMA'S SO FAT, SHE SUFFERS FROM

SYSTEMIC BIAS IN A JOB MARKETTHAT MARGINALIZES HER JUST BASED

ON HER APPEARANCE.

OHHHHHH!

(APPLAUSE)AND IT DOESN'T END THERE.

IN MOST OF THE COUNTRY, YOU CANSTILL FIRE SOMEONE FOR BEING

OBESE.

AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED,YOU'RE LIKELY TO GAIN MORE

WEIGHT, MAKING IT HARDER TO FINDA JOB.

IT'S A VICIOUS SOUL CYCLE OFINJUSTICE.

SO IF WE'RE ACTIVELYDISCRIMINATING AGAINST OBESE

PEOPLE, IT BRINGS UP THEQUESTION: SHOULD OBESITY BE

TREATED AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE?

I GET IT.

IT'S TOUGH BEING OVERWEIGHT INTODAY'S SOCIETY.

MAGAZINES, TELEVISION ANDMOVIES ARE FULL OF IMAGES OF A

THIN PERSON HAVING GOOD STUFFHAPPEN TO THEM.

EVEN IF YOU GO TO CHURCH, YOUSEE A P90X VERSION OF JESUS ON

THE CROSS.

RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)TALK ABOUT CROSS-FIT.

AM I RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT, CHRISTIAN LADIES?

OKAY.

I'D LIKE TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY TOMY CHRISTIAN LADIES.

MY MOCKERY OF JESUS, THOUGHACCURATE, WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.

UNLIKE THE MICHAEL MOORE BLAHBLAH BLAH, ET AL.

MY POINT IS, IF JESUS LOOKEDLIKE THIS, MORE GALIFIANAKIS

THAN CAVIEZEL, MAYBE WE WOULDN'THEAR PEOPLE -- IN THIS CASE, A

POLITICIAN -- FINDING THIS ASTHE CAUSE OF ERIC GARNER'S

DEATH.

>> YOU HAD A 350-POUND PERSONWHO WAS RESISTING ARREST.

IF HE HAD NOT HAD ASTHMA AND AHEART CONDITION AND WAS SO

OBESE, ALMOST DEFINITELY HEWOULD NOT HAVE DIED.

>> Larry: WOW.

(BOOING)LOOK, I'M NOT SURE IF OBESITY IS

A CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE, BUT I'MSURE OF ONE THING -- THE WAY

WE'RE TREATING OBESE PEOPLE, ITAIN'T RIGHT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: THANK YOU!

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW!

JOINING OUR PANELTONIGHT IS HOST OF THE CNN SHOW

INSIDE MANMORGAN SPURLOCK, AUTHOR OF

LESSONS FROMTHE FAT-O-SPHERE MARIANNE KIRBY,

COMEDIANAND ACTOR LAVELL CRAWFORD.

AND COMEDIANSHANNON DEVIDO.

(APPLAUSE)THANKS FOR JOINING US.

MARIANNE, YOU FIRST. WE WERETALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE

WRITER'S ROOM TODAY. THERE ARESO MANY EMOTIONS.

PEOPLE ARE REALLY CONNECTED TOTHIS IN ALMOST A WAY I'VE NEVER

SEEN.

AND WE TALK ABOUT SNIPERS ANDSTUFF ON THIS SLOW.

WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S SO MUCHEMOTION AND DISDAIN FOR FAT

PEOPLE OUT THERE?

>> I THINK THREE THINGS AREGOING ON.

WE LIVE IN OUR BODIES, SO YOUDON'T GET MUCH MORE PERSONAL

THAN THAT.

YOUR BODY IS A HUGE PART OF WHOYOU ARE. I THINK, BECAUSE

IT'S SO PERSONAL, IT'S NOTREALLY ANYBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS,

SO, YOU KNOW THERE'S THIS SORTOF INSTINCT OF GET YOUR NOSE OUT

OF MY BUSINESS GOING ON THERE.

>> Larry: PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKEIT THEIR BUSINESS.

THEY LOOK AT YOU AND PROJECTTHEMSELVES.

>> THEY DO. BUT THAT FEEDS INTOA THIRD THING, WHICH

IS I DON'T THINK IT'S A CONCERNFOR ANYBODY ELSE'S

HEALTH.

IF PEOPLE SHOUT AT ME WHEN I'MWALKING DOWN THE STREET, THEY'RE

NOT IN IT BECAUSE THEY'RECONCERNED ABOUT MY HEALTH.

>> Larry: SHANNON I HAVETO ASK YOU THIS, PEOPLE WHO

ARE OVERWEIGHT, WE TALK ABOUT ITBEING A DISABILITY.

ARE YOU OFFENDED WHEN YOU HEARTHAT LANGUAGE

>> I'M NOT OFFENDED BY USING THELANGUAGE.

WHAT I'M OFFENDED BY IS PEOPLEWHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE

LANGUAGE.

PEOPLE WHO USE IT AS AN EXCUSE.

SO I WOULD NEVER USE MYDISABILITY AS AN EXCUSE UNLESS

MY FRIENDS WERE GOING TO ARESTAURANT I DIDN'T WANT TO

GO TO AND I COULDN'T GET IN. I'DBE LIKE "I CAN'T GO, SORRY"

>> Larry: YOU COULD WHIP OUTTHE PARKING STICKER.

>> YEAH, MY PICTURE'S ON IT.

>> Larry: DO YOU THINK IT'S ADISABILITY?

>> I THINK IT'S A FINE LINE BUTI THINK THAT IF YOU REALLY --

IT'S CAUSED YOU TO HAVE SOMEEFFECT THAT YOU REALLY AND TRULY

NEED SOME OF THE SERVICES THATTHE DISABILITY LAW PROVIDES

THEN, YEAH, SURE, IT'S ADISABILITY, BUT I THINK THAT --

I MEAN-- I THINK YOU CANGO TO DOCTORS AND MAYBE, LIKE,

KIND OF CORRECT IT OR EVEN JUST,LIKE, GET IT UNDER CONTROL.

BUT I CAN GO TO AS MANY DOCTORSAS I WANT BUT UNLESS ONE IS A

RIPPED JESUS FROM EARLIER, I'MNOT WALKING ANYTIME SOON.

>> BUT YOU CAN'T NECESSARILY GOAND GET IT UNDER CONTROL.

THE STATISTIC IS PRETTY SOUND95% OF DIETS FAIL.

THAT ONE OUT OF 100 PEOPLE WILLSUCCEED AT A DIET.

>> Larry: DIETS SUCCEED.

IT'S KEEPING THE WEIGHT OFF THATFAILS, RIGHT?

IT'S THE AFTER-DIET THAT FAILS,RIGHT?

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUCALL IT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CALLIT A LIFESTYLE CHANGE, IF YOU

WANT TO CONTINUE TO MAINTAINTHAT, YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE TO

RESTRICT FOR THE RESTRICT.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUSTCHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE A CERTAIN

WAY AND THEN MAINTAIN THAT.

>> I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RESAYING.

THEY WORK, IT'S JUST YOU GOT TOWORK THEM.

YOU CAN'T SIT UP HERE AND BE,LIKE, OH, IT WOULDN'T WORK FOR

ME BUT YOU DIDN'T PUT DOWN THERICE CRISPY TREAT.

I KNOW MYSELF, YOU KNOW, I LIKEA GOOD COOKIE EVERY ONCE IN A

WHILE.

(LAUGHTER)YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I

MEAN, LIKE YOUR SUPERSIZETHINGS, WHEN YOU HAVE RESTAURANT

ALL YOU CAN EAT, I TAKE IT AS ACHALLENGE.

>> Larry: RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> I'M, LIKE, WHAT YOU SAY?

MEAT?

ALL I CAN EAT?

COME ON!

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

GOLDEN CORRAL, THESE TYPEPLACES.

I THINK SOME OF THIS IS A CLASSISSUE.

HERE'S WHAT I MEAN.

SEEMS LIKE IN HISTORY, POORPEOPLE, THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN --

SEEMS LIKE SOCIETY HAS ALWAYSMADE IT HARDER TO MAINTAIN THE

IDEA OF BEAUTY.

WHEN FAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, POORPEOPLE COULDN'T GET FOOD, SO

THEY WERE SKINNY, RIGHT SOMENOWIN THE DAYS WHEN EVERYBODY CAN

BE BIG, NOW IDEAL BEAUTY ISTHIN.

SORRY, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THETRAINER, YOU CAN'T BE THIN.

>> WE ALSO WANT TO SAY PROCESSEDFOODS AND SUGAR IS

THE DEVIL NOW.>> THEY ARE THE DEVIL

>> MAYBE THEY ARE.

>> THEY STAY IN YOUR SYSTEMABOUT 95 YEARS.

>> LEADING A HEALTHY LIFESTYLECAN BE A VERY EXPENSIVE

ENDEAVOR.

WHAT YOU SEE IN THE BASICALLYLOWER CLASS NEIGHBORHOODS IS

THEY DON'T HAVE GOOD GROCERYSTORES OR PLACES FOR PEOPLE TO

EXERCISE.

>> IT'S A FOOD DESERT.

YOU WON'T GO TO THE HOOD ANDFIND A WHOLE FOODS.

>> NO!

YOU MIGHT FIND WHOLE FOODSBUT IT AIN'T GOING TO FIT THE

WHOLE FOOD MANTRA.

EVEN AT WHOLE FOODS THEY GOTFOOD THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE,

BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THERE ANDTHEY GOT THIS BROWNIE --

>> I'VE HAD IT!

OH, MY GOSH!

ICING ON TOP!

HAD AN ORGASM RIGHT THEREAT THE BAKERY.

I'M SORRY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I CAN'T STOP

THINKING ABOUT THAT BROWNIE NOW.

>> LIKE YOU SAID, IS IT A CIVILRIGHTS ISSUE OR A DISABILITY?

IT'S A CHOICE.

ULTIMATELY AT THE END OF THEDAY, NO ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO

TELL SOMEONE A CHOICE THEY MAKEWITH THEIR OWN BODY.

>> Larry: BUT ARE WE ALLPAYING FOR IT THROUGH HEALTHCARE

AND THOSE SORTS OF THINGS?

I THINK YOU MENTIONED SOME OFTHE STATISTICS.

BLACKS HAVE THE HIGHEST OBESITYRATE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

>> NUMBER ONE, BABY!

>> Larry: CHILDHOOD OBESITYHAS DOUBLED AND TRIPLED!

CAN WE ACKNOWLEDGE OBESITY INCHILDREN IS NOT HEALTHY?

>> I'M GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU,IT'S NOT HEALTHY.

BECAUSE WHEN I'M AT THE GOLDENCORRAL AND I'M TRYING TO GET

SOME OF THAT -->> Larry: NOT AN ANECDOTE.

NO, BUT THEM LITTLE FAT KIDSBE IN THE WAY --

(LAUGHTER)-- YOU KNOW -- FOR REAL!

AND I'M, LIKE, MOVE IT, FAT BOY!

YOU GOT JUVENILE DIABETES!

I GOT GROWN FOLKS' DIABETES!

YOU KNOW, I NEED THIS!

(LAUGHTER)I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

SERIOUS.

ON THE SERIOUS TIP, WHY BLACKFOLKS, YOU KNOW, ARE HIGHER IN

OBESITY THAN OTHER PEOPLE, WHENI WAS GROWING UP, MY MOTHER WAS

A SINGLE PARENT, RAISED THREEKIDS BY HERSELF, SHE HAD TO COME

HOME AND, SOMETIMES, MAN, MYWORST THING, WE WENT TO BED

HUNGRY.

THAT WAS THE WORST FEELING INTHE WORLD.

WHEN YOU GO TO BED HUNGRY, IT'SA NIGHTMARE.

YOU HAVE THESE DREAMS YOU'REEATING STUFF, WAKING UP, YOUR

PILLOW GONE, YOU KNOW...

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I HAVE A FEELING

THIS IS GOING TO LEAD TO ANOTHERBROWNIE STORY

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEEP IT100.

♪♪>> Larry: OKAY, WELCOME BACK!

IT'S TIME FOR A SEGMENT WE LIKETO CALL "KEEP IT 100."

♪♪>> Larry: OH, MY FAVORITE.

FOR EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T KNOWWHAT

THAT EXPRESSION MEANS, IT MEANS"KEEP IT 100 PERCENT REAL."

LIKE "TRUTH OR DARE", EXCEPTHERE IT'S ONLY TRUTH

SO, I'M GONNA ASKEACH OF YOU A QUESTION, AND IN

YOUR ANSWER, YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT100 PERCENT REAL.

AND IF YOU DO, THE AUDIENCE WILLCLAP.

AND IF NOT... WELL, YOU KNOW HOWTHAT GOES

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

MARIANNE, I'LL GIVE YOU THEFIRST QUESTION.

I KNOW YOU'RE AN ADVOCATE FORFAT ACCEPTANCE.

>> YES.

>> Larry: IF YOU COULD WAKE UPTOMORROW AND BE SKINNY, WOULD

YOU?

>> I WOULD HAVE NO CLOTHES ANDIT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

>> Larry: MEANING?

I WOULD LITERALLY HAVE NOCLOTHES.

>> Larry: YEAH, BUT --THIS IS WHO I AM.

NO.

THIS IS WHO I AM.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: SEEM LIKE A LITTLE

HESITATION.

100, OR TEA?

>> 100.

>> Larry: OKAY, GIVE HER 100.

OKAY.

SHANNON, IF THERE WAS A PILLTHAT YOU COULD TAKE THAT WOULD

MEAN YOU COULD GET OUT OF YOURWHEELCHAIR FOR GOOD BUT WOULD

MEAN YOU WOULD BE IRREVERSIBLYOBESE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,

WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

>> NO.

NO, I WOULDN'T BECAUSE I DON'TKNOW WHERE I WOULD GET ALL MY

COMEDY FROM BECAUSE MY PARENTSLOVE ME

>> Larry: YOU WOULD HAVE A SLEWOF FAT JOKES, THOUGH.

>> YEAH, BUT WHEELCHAIR JOKESARE MORE FUN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WAIT, YOU HAVE A

CHALLENGE!

>> BUT, NOW, IF SHE WAS FAT, SHECOULD GET BACK IN A SCOOTER,

THOUGH!

>> DOUBLE JOKE!

DOUBLE JOKE!

I DON'T KNOW!

>> Larry: SCOOTER JOKES ANDFAT JOKES, VERY GOOD.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN PEOPLE ATWAL-MART? THE JOKE'S BEEN MADE.

>> Larry: TRUE.

HAS THE EXPERIENCE OF HAVINGGAINED -- NOW, EVERYBODY

REMEMBERS SUPERSIZE ME, IT WASFANTASTIC.

ONE OF THE BEST DOCUMENTARIES.

AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEWSHOW, BY THE WAY.

>> THANKS.

>> Larry: HAS THE EXPERIENCEOF GAINING AND LOST WEIGHT MAKE

YOU HAVE LESS RESPECT FOR PEOPLEWHO REMAIN FAT?

>> NO, I THINK IT MADE ME HAVEMORE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO

CONTINUE TO FIGHT WEIGHT ISSUES.

I THINK THE GREATEST THINGTHAT'S COME OUT OF THE RULING IS

ANYTHING THAT CAN LIMIT OR ENDDISCRIMINATION IS A GREAT THING.

>> Larry: YOU'RE COOL WITHOVERWEIGHT PEOPLE IN.

>> I'M COOL WITH ANY PEOPLE,IT'S THEIR CHOICE.

>> Larry: KEEP IT 100.

NO JUDGMENT, THAT'S GOOD!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THIS IS YOUR QUESTION.

YOUR BEST FRIEND, HE'S YOUR BOY,HE'S VERY THIN AND AGREES TO DO

A FOLLOWING EXPERIMENT.

YOU GO INTO A PORTHOLE AND YOUGUYS GET TO SWITCH PLACES FOR A

DAY.

>> WHICH ONE?

I GOT UGLY FRIENDS AND -->> Larry: ONLY SWITCHING BODY

SIDE SIZE.

>> BUT -->> Larry: NO, NO, NO, DON'T

TRY TO CHANGE THE QUESTION!

THIS IS THE 100 QUESTION, ALLRIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Larry: YOU SWITCH PLACESWITH THEM.

DURING THAT DAY, DO YOU DESTROYTHE PORTAL AND SCREW YOUR BEST

FRIEND?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE WILL HAVEOF GETTING BACK BUT YOU WILL BE

THIN FOREVER IF YOU DESTROY IT.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU MIGHT JUST EAT YOUR WAY BACKTO YOUR CURRENT SIZE, KEEP IN

MIND.

>> TRUE ENOUGH BUT IT MIGHT JUSTBE A NICE RIDE

I'LL TELL YOU THIS, THAT WAS THEQUESTION I WAS GOING TO ASK.

I HAVE A FRIEND CHRISTOPHERWILLIAMS, RIGHT --

>> Larry: YOU MENTIONING HISNAME?

>> YEAH!

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WOULD YOU SCREW HIM

OR NOT?

>> HELL, YEAH!

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU'RE WELCOME,

CHRISTOPHER WILLIAMS!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

♪♪(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Larry: OKAY, THANK YOU!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR

TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTS:SHANNON DEVIDO, MARIANNE KIRBY,

LAVELL CRAWFORD, AND MORGANSPURLOCK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AS ALWAYS, THANKS FOR HELPING ME

KEEP IT A HUNDRED ON TWITTER.

EACH OF OUR PANELISTS HAD TOANSWER A TOUGH QUESTION AND I

HOLD MYSELF TO THE SAMESTANDARD.

REMEMBER, I DON'T GET A CHANCETO SEE THIS QUESTION UNTIL

RIGHT NOW.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION COMES FROM'AT HOME BREW 68'.

OK, GIVE ME THE QUESTION.

DO YOULIKE BIG BUTTS?

AND YOU CANNOT LIE...I AIN'T MAD AT BIG BUTTS

ABSOLUTELY, I LIKE BIG BUTTS!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

ONCE AGAIN, YOU GUYS HAVE TOCHALLENGE ME!

YOU'RE ASKING A BROTHER THEWRONG QUESTION, ALL RIGHT?

ON TOMORROW'S SHOW, WE'RE GOINGTO TALK ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE.

TWEET YOUR QUESTIONS WITH#KEEPIT100.

UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHTLYEVERYONE!