Rat Pack

  • Season 3, Ep 4
  • 03/09/2016

Ilana tries to distract partygoers from the rat infestation in her apartment, and Abbi learns how to use Tinder.

♪ I wannamarijuana ♪

♪ I want somemarijuana ♪

♪ I need some marijuana

♪ Uh uh oh

♪ Whudda bud downWhudda bud down ♪

♪ Whudda bud downWhudda bud down ♪

♪ Whudda bud downwhudda day ♪

♪ Whudda bud atGimme dat, uh ♪

♪ Whudda bud atGimme dat, dat, uh ♪

♪ Whudda bud atGimme dat, uh ♪

♪ Whudda bud atGimme dat dat dat ♪

♪ I need some marijuanaUh uh oh ♪

♪ Roll it and lick itand light it and smoke it ♪

♪ And pass it and lick it andlight it and pass it ♪

♪ And roll it and lick itand light it and pass it ♪

♪ Then light it and smoke itand... ♪

♪ Roll it, now roll it,now roll it, now roll it ♪

♪ Now roll it, now roll it,now roll it, now roll it ♪

♪ Now roll it, now roll it,now roll it, now roll it ♪

Weed queen.

(Abbi)I need to make outwith somebody.

Wham, bam,thank you, sir.

No, someone new.

Okay, I'll do thisfor you.

No, someone who'sattracted to women.

Abbi, just so you know, everyguy here's gonna be, like,

a four-pluson the Kinsey scale.

(Jaime and Ilana whisper)Gay.

I know, that's whythis gal joined Tinder.

You on Tinder?

I thought you're all aboutthat IRL meet-cute rom-com Lyfe.

You must be très horny.

I'm not Trey anything,Ilana-- what?

Okay, I won't show-offmy French, Abbi.

(gasping)Plus, every Tinder guywill pay us the $10!

Money-money-money-money...

Plus, plus, it's noteven your apartment,

so if they come backto chop you up,

you're not even here.

Yeah--Wait, what?

That rat won't bebothering you anymore.

He's gone toa better place.

Oh, you mean, like,the heaven.

Oh, no.

His dead carcass is probablyrotting in the ceiling.

That makes me gag inside.Oof.

All right,that'll be $400.

$400?Are you serious?

I'm gonna have to sellmy sperm again?

Jesus, that's criminal.No.

(snoring)

$400.

Oh!

That's all of it.

Thank you.

Have fun countingall those singles

in your Central Park penthouse.

Ew!

I would never livein New York City.

Way too many rats.It's like living in "Les Mis."

Oh, easy, okay?We love the "Les Mis."

Really.Easy.

Me too, but I don't wannalive in it.

Even though I can sing.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my God.Oh, my God!What are we gonna do?