Monkey Largo

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 05/13/2015

Production ramps up on Jack and Ben's big movie, and Alan tries to become a more assertive man.

( THEME MUSIC PLAYING )

Just another day at the office.

Let's catch some bad guys.

It's locked, Largo!

Shoot the locks off!

Got it!

Terrorist!

Terrorist!

More terrorists!

Freeze!

You'll never take us alive.

( GUN FIRES )( RICO SHRIEKING )

He's heading rightfor the reactor!

I got the chimp!You find out what he knows!

Who put you up to this?

Nicolai Bushkov Drago--

English, you bastard!

What I say was, "Have you everseen your partner die?"

Bang!Agh!

AUTOMATED VOICE (V.O.) Nuclear reactor sequence initiating.

No! No!

Largo! No, buddy!

Largo!

I don't say this enough,Butler...

I-- I love you!

No!

No!( GAS HISSING )

No!

Oh... oh... oh!

( CRYING )

I love you, too, buddy!

[CHIMP LARGO]What the heck are youcrying about, Butler?

Hey, who's that dead guy?

Largo?

Oh, my god! ( THEME SONG FADES UP )

Jesus!

Even the monkeyis snitching on us!

He has a name, it's Rico!

Oh, yeah? Well, what are wegonna do now, Jack?

I don't know, we're just gonnago there and we're gonnafriggin' talk to him.

There's no way he woulddo this on his own!

[BEN]He was forced!

[BEN]Not you, Rico!Not you, Rico!

( MUSIC PLAYING )

( TIRES SCREECHING )

[BEN]I bet those cops forced himto wear a wire!

[JACK] They must have hadsomething on him. It's the onlything that makes sense.

[BEN]Friggin' pig bastards!

[JACK]Okay, play it cool.

Hey, buddy, hey, just want totalk to you about tomorrow.

What are you doing?We gotta find his wire!

Ssh... they can hear us.

What?Ssh.

Oh.

Little music--Yeah, yeah, yeah.

( MUSIC PLAYING )

Okay, we need to check his fur.What?

No, ssh! We needto check his fur.

Right, right, okay.Oh, oh--

Hey, pal, big day tomorrow!

Oh! A big climax!

Yeah, it's gonna bepretty exciting!

Pretty fun.

[JACK]Uh-oh, look, he wants a hug.

Why don't you pull the knife outwhile you're back there.

Hey, hey, stay focused! Okay,we're just checking around.

Checking around--It's in his mouth.

Could be in his mouth.In his mouth.

He's so [BLEEP]ing cute!Ssh!

Okay, I can't find it,it's not here.

Oh, hey, Jack... can I talkto you over there for a second?

Oh, yes, Ben, let's go speakover here for a while.

We'll be right back,grab some bananas,

Yeah, you relax.

[BEN]It must be inside of him.

What?It must be inside of him!He's gotta go!

What, you want to take himto dim sum and a show?

No!

What? We can't kill him!Ssh!

What are you crazy?Ssh.

Are you crazy?Ssh!

[JACK]No... Rico--