August 13, 2015 - Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders & Hillary Clinton

  • 08/13/2015

Jeb Bush misremembers the cause of Iraq's instability, and Ophira Eisenberg, Michael Rapaport and Mike Yard join Larry to discuss Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

I HAVE BEEN TALKING A LOT ABOUTBERNIE AND HILLARY AND TRUMP

THIS WEEK.

BUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JEBEXCLAMATION POINT?

(LAUGHTER)TIME TO CHECK IN ON WHAT'S

HAPPENING WITH THEUNBLACKENING -- EXCLAMATION

POINT!

♪♪ON TUESDAY NIGHT, JEB

EXCLAMATION POINT GAVE A BIGFOREIGN POLICY SPEECH FOCUSING

ON THE MIDDLE EAST.

SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

JEB IS A MAN OF THE WORLD.

AFTER ALL, IN HALF OF HIS SIGNS,HE'S KNOWN AS "YEB."

OKAY.

HIT ME, UNNECESSARY PUNCTUATIONMAN.

>> NO LEADER OR POLICY-MAKERINVOLVED WILL CLAIM TO HAVE

GOTTEN EVERYTHING RIGHT IN THEREGION, IRAQ ESPECIALLY.

>> Larry: OH, SNAP!

JEB EXCLAMATION POINT IS ABOUTTO CALL OUT HIS OWN BROTHER.

THIS IS LIKE CAIN AND ABEL!

WELL, IT'S THE BUSHES, SO IT'SMORE LIKE THAT TIME NILES

BETRAYED FRASIER BY REPLACINGHIS CAMEMBERT WITH AN

UNDERWHELMING BRIE.

(APPLAUSE)ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EXCITING.

LET'S SEE HOW BRUTAL HE GETSTOWARDS OLD W.

>> YET, IN A LONG EXPERIENCETHAT INCLUDES FAILURES OF

INTELLIGENCE AND MILITARYSETBACKS, ONE MOMENT STANDS OUT

IN MEMORY AS THE TURNING POINTWE HAD ALL BEEN WAITING FOR --

>> Larry:... YOUR BROTHERLEAVING OFFICE?

(AUDIENCE REACTS)DAMN, JEB, YOU COLD!

>> -- AND THAT WAS THE SURGE OFMILITARY AND DIPLOMATIC

OPERATIONS THAT TURNED EVENTSTOWARDS VICTORY.

>> Larry: VICTORY?

I DON'T, UH, REMEMBER -->> Larry: REVISIONEST HISTORY

ALERT.

HISTORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN.

HUH-OH, GUYS.

WE'RE IN DANGER OF HISTORY BEINGREVISED.

THAT'S OUR REVISIONIST HISTORYALERT.

WHAT ARE WE IN FOR?

>> IT WAS A SUCCESS.

SO WHY WAS THE SUCCESS OF THESURGE FOLLOWED BY A WITHDRAWAL

FROM IRAQ, CREATING THE VOIDTHAT I.S.I.S. MOVED IN TO FILL?

WHERE WAS SECRETARY OF STATECLINTON IN ALL OF THIS?

>> Larry: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA!

SO GEORGE IS GONE, AND IT'S ALLHILLARY'S PROBLEM NOW?

WHAT KIND OF DISTORTED REALITYARE YOU LIVING IN?

THIS IS SOME DOC BROWN MARTYMcFLY TIME TRAVEL REALNESS

RIGHT NOW.

"WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'TNEED FACTS!"

(APPLAUSE)>> LIKE THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF,

SHE HAD OPPOSED THE SURGE, THENJOINED IN CLAIMING CREDIT FOR

ITS SUCCESS.

WHO CAN SERIOUSLY ARGUE THATAMERICA AND OUR FRIENDS ARE

SAFER TODAY THAN IN 2009?

>> Larry: OH, YOU WANT TO PLAYTHE "SAFER THAN" GAME?

YOU WANT THE PLAY THE "SAFERTHAN" GAME?

BECAUSE I THINK MOST AMERICANSFELT A LOT SAFER IN THE CLINTON

ADMINISTRATION THAN THE BUSHADMINISTRATION.

2009?

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DROP ADATE -- I'VE GOT SEPTEMBER 11

RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT OUT?!

DIDN'T THINK SO.

YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT THEWITHDRAWAL FROM IRAQ,

MR. EXCLAMATION POINT?

>> IT WAS A CASE OF BLIND HASTETO GET OUT AND CALL THE TRAGIC

CONSEQUENCES SOMEBODY ELSE'SPROBLEM.

RUSHING AWAY FROM DANGER CAN BEEVERY BIT AS UNWISE AS RUSHING

INTO DANGER.

>> Larry: NO, IT CAN'T!

THAT'S NOT A THING!

YOU DON'T RUN INTO A HOUSE FIREAND THEN TAKE YOUR TIME GETTING

OUT.

YOU DO THE THING YOU WENT INTHERE TO DO -- SAVE YOUR

COLLECTION OF VINTAGEPORNOGRAPHY -- AND YOU GET OUT!

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

SO THEN YESTERDAY, WHEN JEB WASASKED ABOUT HIS IRAQ ATTACK ON

THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE, HESAID THIS --

"I'M NOT ATTACKING HER," BUSH"I'M JUST POINTING OUT THAT THE

FOREIGN POLICY THAT THEY HAVEIMPLEMENTED WAS ONE THAT CREATED

A MORE DANGEROUS WORLD."

YEAH, "I'M NOT ATTACKING HER, I'M

HUGGING THE FACT THAT SHE'SRESPONSIBLE FOR ALL

THE EVIL IN THE WORLD."

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE TO ME, THATJEB -- EXCLAMATION (BLEEP) POINT

BUSH -- ACTUALLY HAD THE GALL TOMAKE IT SEEM LIKE THIS (BLEEP)

IN THE MIDDLE EAST WAS NOTSTARTED BY HIS BROTHER.

AND FOR THE RECORD, JEB EVENADMITS HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT,

TOO.

>> ON THE SUBJECT OF IRAQ,OBVIOUSLY VERY CONTROVERSIAL,

KNOWING WHAT WE KNOW NOW, WOULDYOU HAVE AUTHORIZED THE

INVASION?

>> I WOULD HAVE, AND SO WOULDHAVE HILLARY CLINTON, JUST TO

REMIND EVERYBODY.

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO.

STOP TRYING TO DRAG HILLARY INTOTHIS.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

BASICALLY, YOUR BROTHER TOOK ABIG STINKING DUMP, DIDN'T FLUSH,

(APPLAUSE)RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE!

HATE TO BE GRAPHIC, LADIES, IAPOLOGIZE --

BROKE THE TOILET, YOU ADMIT YOUWOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME -- AND

NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME IT ONTHE NICE LADY WHO'S DELETING HER

E-MAILS DOWN THE HALL.

THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

(APPLAUSE)THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY RECENT

EXAMPLES OF THE RIGHT TRYING TOREVISE HISTORY.

I MEAN, I LOVE THE GENRE OFREVISIONIST HISTORY.

IN FACT, RIGHT NOW I'MREADING...

"RONALD REAGAN: FIRST MAN ONTHE MOON."

IT'S NUMBER ONE ON THEREPUBLICAN NON-FICTION BEST

SELLER LIST.

THE RIGHT IS REVISING HISTORYALL OVER THE PLACE.

EVERYTHING FROM CHANGING HISTORYBOOKS TO GETTING RID OF WORDS

LIKE "JIM CROW" AND "KKK" TOCLAIMING THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS

ONLY ABOUT HERITAGE.

BUT THE ONE THAT MAY ACTUALLYIMPACT OUR NEXT ELECTION IS THE

ROLLBACK OF THE VOTING RIGHTSACT.

>> FOR 50 YEARS, THE VOTINGRIGHTS ACT HELPED MINORITIES

TRANSFORM THE NATION'S POLITICALLANDSCAPE.

THE ORIGINAL ACT REQUIRED SEVENSTATES TO GET FEDERAL PERMISSION

PRE-CLEARANCE BEFORE MAKINGCHANGES TO THE VOTING LAWS.

THE SUPREME COURT'S 2013DECISION ELIMINATED THAT

REQUIREMENT.

>> Larry: THIS IS GOING TO BETHE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

SINCE 1965 WITH THE WEAKENEDVOTING RIGHTS ACT.

THIS IS CRAZY.

THIS ELECTION COULD BE LIKE THEWILD WEST.

WHICH, BY THE WAY -- IF YOU'REINTERESTED IN THAT PERIOD, YOU

SHOULD READ "HOW RONALD REAGANWON THE WILD WEST."

THIS IS EXCELLENT.

THIS IS FANTASTIC.

(APPLAUSE)FOR MORE OF MY END-OF-SUMMER

REPUBLICAN REVISIONIST READINGRECOMMENDATIONS, GO TO

TheNightlyShow.com/LARRY'S BOOKCLUB.

(APPLAUSE)LET ME JUST REMIND US OF WHY WE

HAVE THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT.

50 YEARS AGO, LYNDON JOHNSON --WHO, I'VE GOT TO SAY, IS

DEFINITELY ONE OF MY TOP FIVELYNDONS -- PASSED THE V.R.A.,

WHICH PROHIBITED ANY AND ALLDISCRIMINATORY VOTING POLICIES.

SO NO MORE LITERACY TESTS, NOMORE POLL TAX.

SO WHAT'S CHANGED?

WELL, IN THIS CASE, THEY'RE NOTSO MUCH TRYING TO REVISE HISTORY

AS THEY ARE TRYING TO REVIVEHISTORY.

>> THE NEW RULES REDUCED EARLYVOTING FROM 17 DAYS TO 10,

ELIMINATED SAME-DAYREGISTRATION, ENDED A PROGRAM TO

PRE-REGISTER HIGH SCHOOLSTUDENTS, AND BANNED

OUT-OF-PRECINCT VOTING.

>> Larry: THEY'RE MAKINGVOTING HARDER THAN BILL COSBY AT

A SLEEP CLINIC.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT, (BLEEP)!

I HAVEN'T FOREGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!

I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THREE MORE WOMEN

CAME OUT AGAINST YOU YESTERDAY,YOU SICK BASTARD.

YEP -- I'VE GOT A GOOGLE ALERTSET FOR THIS (BLEEP).

IN FACT, THE ONLY REASON I DIDTHIS WHOLE PIECE -- THE ONLY

REASON I TALKED ABOUT JEB ANDHILLARY AND THE VOTING RIGHTS

ACT, THE ONLY REASON WHY I WOKEUP THIS MORNING, SHOWERED, PUT

MY DEODORANT ON, TIED MY TIE,SPENT AN HOUR DOING MY HAIR, THE

ONLY REASON WHY I'M HERETONIGHT -- WAS SO I COULD GET TO

THAT JOKE AND CALL YOU OUT.

AND LET ME JUST SAY -- WORTH IT.

ASSHOLE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

YOU KNOW, I RECENTLY HEARD ABOUTAN INTRIGUING NEW FEDERAL

PROGRAM THAT'S ACTUALLY GETTINGROLLED OUT RIGHT NOW.

>> A NEW PLAN TO CONNECT MOREAMERICANS TO THE INTERNET.

THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATIONANNOUNCING A PILOT PROGRAM

CALLED "CONNECT HOME" TO OFFERFREE OR LOW-COST ACCESS FOR

PEOPLE IN PUBLIC HOUSING.

THE PROGRAM SHOULD HELP 275,000AMERICANS.

>> U.S. HOUSING SECRETARY JULIANCASTRO JOINED MAYOR DEBLASIO FOR

THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

>> Larry: FREE INTERNET INPUBLIC HOUSING PROJECTS?!

SO, OF COURSE, I JUST HAD TO ASK"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTOR

MIKE YARD TO LOOK INTO IT -- FORA NEW SEGMENT WE'RE CALLING

"MIKE YARD'S THE "Y" FILES".

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE U.S.

DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBANDEVELOPMENT LED BY POSSIBLE

HILLARY CLINTON RUNNINGMATEJULIAN CASTRO WANTED FREE

INTERNET IN GOVERNMENT HOUSINGPROJECTS.

I HEARD FREE AND GOVERNMENT ANDI THOUGHT, HMM, I HAVE TO

INVESTIGATE.

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK THISIS?

>> THAT'S A MODEM.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A BOX LIKETHIS, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

>> GOVERNMENT.

>>I THINK IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE>> DON'T LOOK AT ME.

DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THEINTERNET AND THINK, ARE PEOPLE

WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING NOW?

>> I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT ITBUT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

>> ANY CIRCUMSTANCES YOU WOULDBE AGAINST THAT?

>> TIME WARNER.

I DON'T LIKE TIME WARNER.

I WILL NEVER BUY FROM TIMEWARNER.

THERE'S A TIME WARNER TRUCK OVERTHERE AND --

(LAUGHTER)>> TIME WARNER CABLE?

A BILLION-DOLLAR COMPANY TRYINGTO INFILTRATE THEIR P.J.s?

HOW BIG IS THIS?

>> IF THE GOVERNMENT HAD AWEBCAM IN YOUR APARTMENT, WHAT

WOULD THEY SEE?

>> I CAN'T TELL THAT TO THECAMERA.

>> DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD USEIT AS AN OPPORTUNITIES TO BLOCK

PORN.

>> I DON'T WATCH PORN.

>> NO PORN? WHO ARE YOU IN BEDWITH?

>> IT'S DEEPER THAN WIFI. ITGOES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO D.C.

THEY'VE BEEN DOING THAT FORYEARS.

>> THIS WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY, SOI HEADED INTO THE BELLY OF THE

BEAST TO CONFRONT THE MAN ONCEAND FOR ALL.

>> HELLO.

>> WHAT UP, SECRETARY CASTRO.

>> YEAH, MIKE.

I NEED TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE?

>> YOU KNOW WHERE!

(SIREN)>> HEY, MIKE.

WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?

>> HELLO TO YOU, TOO, SECRETARYCASTRO.

WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOUGUYS ARE PUTTING IN FREE

INTERNET HERE IN THE PROJECTS.

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

>> WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO ISMAKE SURE THAT YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE

A CHANCE TO GET ON THE INTERNET.

THE FACT IS THAT IN THE 21st CENTURY GLOBAL ECONOMY,

ACCESS TO THE INTERNET IS NOT ALUXURY, IT'S ESSENTIAL.

>> YOU SEEM PRETTY COOL.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THEANSWERS, ISN'T IT?

CASTRO SEEMED COOL BUT HOW COMEHE HAD HIS PEOPLE SWEEP THE AREA

BEFORE HE COULD TALK TO ME?

GOT TO BE MORE THAN THIS.

WHAT IS THE SNEAKIEST THING YOUGUYS ARE SEEING HAPPENING IN THE

PROJECTS?

>> I'VE SEEN THE ILLUMINATTISYMBOL

>> ON SOMEBODY'S PHONE?

HOLY -- ILLUMMINATI? THAT'SBIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.

THIS IS A HUGE WEB OF ILLUMINATICONSPIRACY CRAZINESS

>> NO CONSPIRACY AT ALL.

HIS WORDS SAY NO BUT HISSWEAT GLANDS SAY HELL YEAH!

WE'RE ABOUT TO BRING THIS WHOLETHING TUMBLING DOWN.

>> ONE OF THE KIDS SAID THEY SAWSOMEBODY WITH AN ILLUMINATI

SYMBOL ON THEIR PHONE.

>> NO, BUT I SAW THE MOON TURNRED ONE TIME.

>> IN A MOVIE?

NO, FOR REAL.

WHEN THEY FAKED THE MOONLANDING, DID THEY SHOOT IT IN

L.A. OR NEW YORK?

>> THEY DIDN'T FAKE THE MOONLANDING.

>> REALLY?

ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS WE'RE DONE HERE.

PORN, THE MOON, TIME WARNER,ILLUMINATI, THAT STERN LITTLE

BOY -- IT ALL COMES DOWN TOTHIS...

NO THANKS, GOVERNMENT, I'LL GETMY FREE INTERNET THE OLD

FASHIONED WAY, STEAL IT FROM MYNEIGHBORS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THANKS, MIKE!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK!

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL:"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTOR

MIKE YARD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)COMEDIAN AND HOST OF N.P.R.'S

"ASK ME ANOTHER," OPHIRAEISENBERG.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND HE CURRENTLY CO-STARS IN THE

DRAMA "PUBLIC MORALS,"PREMIERING TUESDAY AUGUST 25 AT

10:00 P.M. ON TNT, MICHAELRAPAPORT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HILLARYCLINTON AND BERNIE SANDERS.

THIS PARTICULAR PHENOMENON INTHE DEMOCRATIC RACE.

IT REALLY IS AMAZING -- I WOULDHAVE NEVER GUESSED HE WOULD BE

BEATING HILLARY IN THENEW HAMPSHIRE POLLS NOW.

HE'S DRAWING 28,000 PEOPLE TOTHE RALLIES

WHILE HILLARY HAS 5- TO 6,000.

WHY DO YOU THINK THERE IS SOMUCH PASSION FOR BERNIE AND NONE

FOR HILLARY NOW?

>> I THINK IT'S LIKE A GRATEFULDEAD CONCERT AND IT'S THE HIP

THING THE DO.

>> Larry: THE SANDERS?

THE SANDERS.

HILLARY NEEDS TO HIP THINGS UP,BUT BERNIE IS LIKE GOING TO "THE

GRATEFUL DEAD" CONCERT, THE HIPYOUNG PEOPLE AND THE OLD

HIPPIES, THEY'RE ALL SMOKINGWEED AND EXCHANGING DRUGS

>> Larry: OLD AND YOUNG PEOPLE

EXCHANGING DRUGS?

>> TRUST ME, I KNOW THIS.

I KNOW THIS. I'M IN BETWEEN.

I'M HEARING IT FROM BOTH SIDES.

>> HE PLAYS RIGHT INTO THEHIPSTER CULTURE.

HE IS ARTISANAL, SMALL BATCH,COMMUNITY GARDEN.

HE'S, LIKE, HEY, KIDS, WANT TOGET TOGETHER AND BUILD A BRIDGE?

THEY'RE, LIKE, YEAH, WE DO!

>> THAT'S HILARIOUS.

>> Larry: BUT IT ALSO SEEMS TOME THEY'RE GOING FOR BERNIE WITH

THE SAME KIND OF ENTHUSIASM THATTHE YOUNG PEOPLE WERE GOING FOR

OBAMA IN 2008.

I WOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IT INTHE HILLARY CAMP.

>> SHE'S GOING TO TURN IT UP,BILL WILL COME IN WITH THE

BLUE-EYED SWAGGER AND EVERYTHINGWILL BE ALRIGHT

I MET BILL CLINTON AND THE CHARMWAS REAL.

HE HAD ME AT HELLO FOR REAL

NO, IT WAS GOOD.

HE NEVER LEFT THE EYE CONTACT.

BUT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE BLUEEYES.

THEY'RE SOFT -->> Larry: HILLARY --

NO, THEY'RE NOT PIERCING BLUEEYES.

I'M JUST SAYING --(LAUGHTER)

AND IF HE COULD DO IT TO ME...

>> Larry: YOU FELL IN LOVE WITHBILL CLINTON, I GET IT

BERNIE SANDERS JUST PICKED UP ANENDORSEMENT FROM RAPPER LIL' B.

>> I KNOW HIM.

>> Larry: HE WAS A HUGEHILLARY SUPPORTER.

NOW HILLARY'S LOSING THE RAPPERVOTE!

UNBELIEVABLE! SHE'S DOWN ARAPPER

>> LISTEN, YOU GOT TO USE THATWORD AIR QUOTES.

NOT EVERYBODY'S A RAPPER JUSTBECAUSE THEY SAY THEY'RE

RAPPERS.

THE LIL' B. -->> HEY, HEY...

I'M JUST SAYING -->> YOU HAVE A BEEF WITH LIL B?

>> NO BUT JUST BECAUSE ITRHYMES,

I'VE NEVER HEARD LIL' B.

>> JUST BECAUSE IT RHYMESDOESN'T MEAN IT'S RAP.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: DO YOU THINK YOUNG

PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT HILLARYCLINTON?

TO ME, IT FEELS LIKE -- I DON'TKNOW IF SHE'S THE FIRST LADY,

SECRETARY OF STATE, I DON'T KNOWHOW MUCH THAT MEANS ANYMORE.

>> NO, I FEEL LIKE SHE WOULDHAVE TO GET THEM TO VOTE FOR HER

BY SWIPING RIGHT OR SOMETHINGLIKE THAT.

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S DISCONNECTEDTO THEM.

>> Larry: WHY?

BECAUSE SHE'S NOT AUTHENTIC.

SHE'S KIND OF STERN LIKE THEAUNT THAT COMES OVER THAT'S

WEIRD AT YOUR DINNER, THAT HASWEIRD CHOCOLATE IN YOUR BAG

THAT'S, LIKE, YOU WILL LIKE MEIF YOU EAT THIS! AND WITH BERNIE

YOU'RE LIKE, HEY, THISGUY'S GOT A V.W. BUG AND HE'S

DOING POTTERY -->> Larry: PROMISE THEM DRUGS

AND FREE LOVE>> HILLARY COMES OFF LIKE THE

PRINCIPAL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND WHEN YOU SEE THE PRINCIPAL,YOU KNOW, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU

BUT YOU'RE KIND OF NERVOUS WHENSHE COMES AROUND.

YOU SEE THE PRINCIPAL IN THEHALLWAY, IT'S, LIKE, OH,

(BLEEP), PRINCIPAL CLINTON,LET'S GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF

HERE.

AND BERNIE IS LIKE THE COOLT-SHIRT YOU SEE HIM IN THE HALL

AND IT'S LIKE, WHAT'S UP, BERNIESANDERS!

HE'S LIKE, I DIG THE JAMES BROWNALBUM YOU RECOMMENDED.

>> Larry: MR. SANDERS, WHAT DOYOU HAVE FOR HOMEWORK TONIGHT?

AND HE SAYS, IT'S FREE TUITIONFOR EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> SHE COMES OFF LIKE A

POLITICIAN.

YOUNG FOLKS DON'T LIKEPOLITICIANS O. YOUNG FOLKS WANT

YOU TO BE AUTHENTIC.

>> Larry: YOUNG PEOPLE DON'TLIKE POLITICIANS, THEY MAY GET

WHAT THEY WANT THIS YEAR.

>> I HOPE IT'S NOT TRUMP.

THAT IS REAL.

>> YOU THINK THAT'S REAL?

LOOK HOW FAR HE'S GOTTEN.

MY MAN'S GOT A STRONG,OLD-SCHOOL SLAVE-OWNER

MENTALITY, AND HE'S NOT HOLDINGBACK!

>> HE'S NOT LYING.

TOLD THE LATINOS, YOU'RETHIS, THAT AND THIS AND YOU'RE

GOING TO VOTE FOR ME!

THAT'S SLAVE OWNER 101, ANDPEOPLE ARE LIKE KEEP GOING!

>> I THINK HE'S A HIP-HOPARTIST.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: YOU HAVE LIL' B.

I HAVE TRUMP.

>> D. TRUMP.

HE'S LIKE A THUG FROM THE '80sTHAT WOULD TAKE OVER BLOCKS IN

HARLEM.

>> AND I HEAR HE HAS PIERCINGEYES.

YEAH.

>> Larry: SO WE REALLY -- LETME ASK YOU, WHAT'S HAPPENING

WITH THE BLACK MOVEMENT ANDBERNIE SANDERS?

LIKE, THERE'S A BLACK LIVESMATTER MOVEMENT.

THERE SEEMS TO BE A RIFT WITHSANDERS AND THE MOVEMENT.

>> I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE COMINGAROUND.

THOSE WOMEN TOOK THE MIC FROMHIM BUT HE'S ALSO, LIKE, YEAH,

LET THEM TALK.

I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

HE'S DONE SOME PROTESTS.

HE'S DONE SOME SIT-INS ANDMARCHES.

>> I THINK THE BLACK LIVESMATTER MOVEMENT IS NOT GOING TO

WAIT FOR DEMOCRATS ORREPUBLICANS TO GET IT DONE,

THEY'RE JUST GOING TO DO IT.THEY'RE BUM RUSHING EVERYBODY

(APPLAUSE)>> BERNIE SANDERS IS COOL LIKE

BERNIE MAC! BERNIE MAC SANDERS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE

RIGHT BACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪

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