Raging Bender

  • Season 2, Ep 8
  • 02/27/2000

Bender inadvertently beats up the Ultimate Robot Fighting champion.

PRESENTING... BENDER

THE OFFENDER.

I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GOSTRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK.

Woman:I LOVE YOU, BENDER.

VERSUS, BILLIONAIREBOT!

(laughing smugly)

(booing)

(grunting)

Audience:YAY!

VERSUS THE FOREIGNER.

I'M NOT FROM HERE!I HAVE MY OWN CUSTOMS.

LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT.

(cheering)

VERSUS THE CHAIN SMOKER.

(audience booing)

I LOVE SMOKING,AND AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT

I'M HEADED STRAIGHTTO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

(all coughing)

(grunts)

OW!

(cheering)

YOU KNOW, I'M ALSOAN ULTIMATE ROBOT LOVER.

(female robots giggling)

BENDER, YOU'RETHREE HOURS LATE.

YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ONYOUR TRAINING NOW

AFTER BOTH OF USWORKED SO HARD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?

I SAID "US."

HEY, BENDER THE OFFENDERDOESN'T NEED YOU.

BENDER THE OFFENDERDOESN'T NEED ANYBODY.

WHAT ABOUT US,MR. THE OFFENDER?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY,I NEED FLOOZIES.

LET'S ROLL.

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