In this episode, the author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers who bought his book. I hope you're listening, Dan Brown. And Democrats want to set a timetable to get us out of Iraq. Well, maybe Democrats should have thought of that before they got us into Iraq. Plus, "Jeopardy" champion Ken Jennings is here. Let's see if he can deliver answers in the form of an answer. America, I'm about to raise your minimum rage. This is The Colbert Report.