Junior Runs for Office

  • Season 5, Ep 14
  • 06/26/2008

Junior finds a job he wants more than Sheriff's Deputy: Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW.

HOW?

NO.

ROLL DOWN THE OTHERWINDOW, PLEASE.

UM, I APOLOGIZE.

MM-HMM.

SMELLS LIKE YOU'VE HAD

A COUPLE DRINKS TONIGHTAFTER WORK, HUH?

NO, NO.YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE.

CAN I SEE YOUR LICENSEAND REGISTRATION, PLEASE?

OH, MAN.

I WAS GOINGTO SUGGEST THAT.

I DON'T NEEDTO RUN THIS LICENSE

'CAUSE I SEE YOU LIVEON 1234 HAPPY FACE LANE

IN DISNEYLAND, U.S.A.

IT'S A VERY NICE PLACETO LIVE.

MM-HMM.

SIR, I WANT YOUTO LOOK ME IN THE EYE.

CAN YOU JUST LOOK MEIN THE EYE, PLEASE?

YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOUR MOTHER.

OH, I WILL.

HOW MANY FINGERSAM I HOLDING UP?

UH, INCLUDING THUMBS?

YES.

SEVERAL.OK.

SIR,

ARE YOU LEGALLY BLIND?

TECHNICALLY,

YES.

OK.

HOW--HOW DID YOU KNOW?

HELLO.

HELLO, OFFICERS,HOW ARE YOU?

I WANT TO REPORTA VIOLATION OF THE LAW, OK?

THE LAW OF DESIGN!

HAVE YOU SEENTHE EXTERIOR PAINT COLOR

THEY'RE PAINTINGTHEIR TRAILER?

[LAUGHS] COME ON.

I MEAN,THEIR TRAILER IS, UH,DUTCH COLONIAL,

AND THEY'REPAINTING IT CHARTREUSE?

I MEAN, EVEN I'MNOT THAT DARING.

I'M GOING TO HELPYOU OUT RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU TAKE OFFYOUR CHARTREUSE GLASSES,

I THINK THE COLOROF THAT HOUSE MIGHT CHANGE,

AND WE COULD GO ONAND FIGHT SOME REAL CRIME.

GO ON, LOOK OVER THERE NOW.

YOU KNOW,IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

Wiegel: IT'S A GREAT COLOR.

WHAT HAPPENS IS...

THE KIDS TREAT IT LIKEINSPIRATION POINT.

THEY COME UP,THEY "RUN OUT OF GAS."

AND THEN IT'S FRENCHINGAND [BLEEP] ALL AROUND.

DOING IT AND [BLEEP].

YEP, ANDTHE NIGHT WATCHMANCALLS US.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

NO, WE, UM--

OH, HO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,DON'T YOU DARE.

DON'T YOU DARE!NO, NO, HEY, HEY!

NO, WAIT!GET BACK HERE!

FREEZE!DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM US!

FREEZE! HEY, FREEZE!

Jones: FREEZE!

[BLEEP], OH, POOP.

HELLO?

Man: PRIVATE PROPERTY,MOTHER[BLEEP]!

AH, OH, [BLEEP]!

AAH! AAH![BLEEP]

[YELLING]

AAH!Jones: OH, MY GOD.

[PANTING]

[SCREAMS]

Man: WHAT THE HELLYOU DOING ON MY LAND?

COME ON, GET OUT!GET OUT!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

[ALL SCREAMING]

OH, OH.Dangle: OH, MY GOD.

OH, [BLEEP].

OH, MY GOD.OK.

IT'S OK.OH, MY GOD.

[ENGINE COUGHING]

WE'RE OUT OF GAS.

OUT OF GAS, UM, HMM.

GUESS WE'LLJUST HAVE TO, UH,

WAIT IT OUT, I GUESS.

[GIGGLING]

DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.

I'M GOING FOR GAS.

IF THEY HAVE A THREE WAY--

IF I GO FOR GASAND THEY HAVE A THREE WAY--

IF YOU HAVEA THREE WAY WITH--

HEY, HEY!SHUT UP.

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