In this episode, should you invest in gold, or should you save your dollars and burn them for warmth? Plus, the war on Christmas continues. I'm bringing gold, frankincense and a can of whoop ass. And my guest is Grammy darling Alicia Keys. I didn't even know my Grammy knew Alicia Keys. Christmas is coming. The goose's cholesterol count is through the roof. I am really worried about him. This is The Colbert Report.