February 12, 2014 - Godfrey Reggio

  • 02/12/2014

Stephen attends the White House State Dinner, Bill O'Reilly gloats over his Obama interview, Shepard Smith recites the White House menu, and Godfrey Reggio talks "Visitors."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE"REPORT," GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH

US, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN").

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS -- THANK YOU, NATION,

THANK YOU, IN HERE, OUT THERE,YOU KNOW, FOLKS, ON NIGHTS LIKE

THIS I NEED THAT KIND OFADULATION BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW

THOUGH I AM THE LEADER OF THECOLBERT NATION, I AM BUT A

PASSENGER ON THE OCEAN LINEROF YOUR COURAGE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NATION, I NEED YOUR COURAGE

TONIGHT BECAUSE I AM BOILINGWITH RAGE.

(LAUGHTER)TODAY PRESIDENT O'HANDOUT SIGNED

AN EXECUTIVE ORDER RAISING THEMINIMUM WAGE FOR GOVERNMENT

EMPLOYEES TO $10.10 AN HOUR!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YEAH, YEAH.

I'M MAD, TOO.

(LAUGHTER)WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS WASTE OF MY

TAX DOLLARS AND, FOR THE RECORD,THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT

GOING TO THE D.M.V. IS KNOWINGTHAT THE WORKERS ARE AS

MISERABLE AS I LOOK IN MYDRIVER'S LICENSE PHOTO.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, THIS IS JUST MORE PROOF

THAT THE PRESIDENT IS AWONDERFUL HOST AT -- I'M SORRY,

IS A POWER MAD TYRANT.

(LAUGHTER)AND IT IS TIME WE SENT HIM A

THANK YOU NOTE FOR A LOVELYEVENING -- NO!

I MEAN --(LAUGHTER).

I MEAN WE SENT HIM A POWERFULMESSAGE AT THE BALLOT BOX IN

NOVEMBER --(LAUGHTER).

I'M SORRY, FOLKS, I'M JUST NOTMYSELF TONIGHT.

JIM, TELL THEM WHY.

>> THE FIRST STATE DINNER OFPRESIDENT OBAMA'S SECOND TERM

FULL OF A-LIST CELEBRITIES.

>> ACTOR BRADLEY COOPER AND HISSUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND.

MARY J. BLIGE, THE FIRST OPENLYGAY N.B.A. PLAYER JASON COLLINS

AND STEPHEN COLBERT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: I WAS AT THE WHITEHOUSE STATE DINNER!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, IT

WAS A MAGICAL EVENING, OKAY?

HERE'S -- I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.

HERE'S THE CARD THAT TELLS YOUWHAT TABLE YOU'RE AT.

THERE'S THE WHITE HOUSE SEALRIGHT THERE.

STAY ON THIS.

AND THEN TABLE 19, OKAY, WHICHWAS A GOOD ONE, ALL RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)HERE'S THE LITTLE MENU RIGHT

THERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND THEN SEE THAT?

SEE THAT?

THAT'S A SOLID GOLD TASSEL.

(LAUGHTER)YOU CAN MELT DOWN THAT DOWN,

OKAY?

AND ALSO, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVEIT, I ALSO STOLE THE GRAVY BOAT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, THIS WAS THE STATE DINNER

TO BE INVITED TO BECAUSE IT WASIN HONOR OF FRENCH PRESIDENT AND

THOUGHTFUL CROISSANT FRANCOISHOLLANDE.

WHEN LAST WE DISHED ON FRANCOIS'PRIVATE LIFE LA MERDE WAS

HITTING LE FAN BECAUSE HE HADBEEN CAUGHT STEPPING OUT ON

FRANCE'S FIRST LADY, VALERIETRIERWEILER WHO HE'S NOT MARRIED

TO WHO'S A SECOND LADY ACTRESSJULIE GAYET.

SO THERE WAS ONE BIG QUESTIONHANGING OVER THIS DINNER.

>> WHO IS GOING TO BE BRINGALONG AS FRANCE'S FIRST LADY?

>> WHEN YOU HAVE A FOREIGNGUEST, THE FIRST LADY WOULD BE

SEATED NEXT TO THE SPOUSE.

>> AS OF LATE LAST NIGHT,ORGANIZERS HERE AT THE WHITE

HOUSE HADN'T EVEN DECIDED WHOWOULD GET THAT COVETED SEAT,

TYPICALLY RESERVED FOR THEVISITING LEADER'S SPOUSE.

>> Stephen: SO IT ALL CAMEDOWN TO WHO WOULD BE SEATED NEXT

TO MRS. OBAMA.

WELL, LET'S SEE, THERE'S THEPRESIDENT AND THERE'S FRANCOIS

HOLLANDE AND THERE'S MICHELLEOBAMA AND WHO'S NEXT TO HER?

IT'S ME!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M THE

FIRST LADY OF FRANCE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)MERCI!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OH!

OH!

THANK YOU!

MERCI!

OH!

MERCI, MERCI! C'EST UNE GRANDEHONNEUR!

OH, THOSE FLOWERS WERE THROWNVERY HARD AT MY FACE.

OKAY.

LET ME GET FRENCH HERE.

LET ME GET FRENCH HERE.

(LAUGHTER)I'VE GOT TO SMOKE.

AND I'VE GOT TO GET MY BAGUETTE.

(LAUGHTER)AND, OF COURSE, I'VE GOT TO

SMOKE MY BAGUETTE.

(LAUGHTER)NO, I CAN'T -- I CAN'T GET THIS

THING STARTED.

ANYWAY.

NATION, THIS IS SO MUCHRESPONSIBILITY.

EVERY FIRST LADY HAS HERINITIATIVE.

MICHELLE OBAMA HAS NUTRITION ANDMILITARY FAMILIES.

MINE WILL BE REVIVING THEGUILLOTINE AND FINALLY BRINGING

JEAN VALJEAN TO JUSTICE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)NO FREE BREAD, YOU CRIMINAL!

BUT, NATION, MY NEW ROLE ASPREMIER DAME LE FRANCE WILL NOT

IMPACT THE REPORT.

THE SHOW WILL NOW BE MADE WITHMORE BUTTER AND MY CLASSIC

SEGMENTS WILL BE RENAMED TROMPERLA MORT, ENUMERATION DES MENACE,

AND COUPE DE CHAPEAU/REMUE DUDOIGT.

(LAUGHTER)THE SUPER BOWL WAS TEN DAYS

AGO AND AMERICA IS STILL BUZZINGOVER THE EMBARRASSINGLY LOPSIDED

VICTORY OF BILL O'REILLY OVERPRESIDENT OBAMA.

(LAUGHTER)EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT,

FROM BILL O'REILLY ON "THEO'REILLY FACTOR" TO BILL

O'REILLY ANYWHERE THERE'S ACAMERA.

>> THE WHOLE COUNTRY CONTINUESTO DIGEST MY INTERVIEW WITH

PRESIDENT OBAMA.

I ASKED HIM THE TOUGH QUESTIONSTHAT NOBODY ELSE-- NO ONE-- HAS

ASKED HIM.

WE ASKED YOU TO GRADE MYINTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA.

(LAUGHTER)44% GET THE INTERVIEW AN "A."

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT WHAT HESAID ON THE RECORD WILL NOW

BE THE FOCUS OF CONGRESSIONALHEARINGS.

WE ESTIMATED IT WAS WATCHED MYMORE THAN A HUNDRED MILLION

PEOPLE, AND THAT'S JUST IN THEU.S.A.

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS MORE SEEINGIT ON THE WORLDWIDE NET.

BIG.

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY KNOWSIT.

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Stephen: YES, FOLKS,EVERYBODY KNOWS ON SUPERBILL

SUNDAY O'REILLY GAVE THEINTERVIEW OF THE DECADE-- IN

THAT HE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT ITFOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND NOW -- AND NOW FOLKS --

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)A LOT OF O'REILLY FANS HERE

TONIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)AND NOW PAPA BEAR IS GIVING US

ALL A CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OFHISTORY.

>> MY HANDWRITTEN INTERVIEWNOTES SIGNED BY ME AND PRESIDENT

OBAMA ARE BEING AUCTIONED OFF.

NICE UNIQUE HISTORICAL ITEM.

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL.

OBVIOUSLY ONE OF A KIND.

AND WE ARE AUCTIONING IT OFF,OPENING BID $10,000.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)NOW, I KNOW THAT'S A LOT OF

MONEY BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE ABEAUTIFUL REPLICA OF THE SIGNED

NOTES IT CAN BE YOURS FOR A $20DONATION TO THE FISHER HOUSE.

>> Stephen: YES, IN ANHISTORIC MOVE BILL'S

HISTORICALLY AUCTIONING OFF THEHISTORIC NOTES OF HIS HISTORIC

INTERVIEW.

(LAUGHTER)AND THE WINNER WILL THEN POSSESS

EVIDENCE OF BILL'S METICULOUSPREPARATION.

FROM "HEALTH CARE WEB SITE?"TO "FOOTBALL?"

TO "HOW LIBERAL?

MOST LIBERAL?"TO "FOX NEWS!"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, THAT LAST ONE IS JUST A

REMINDER IN CASE BILL FORGETSWHERE HE WORKS.

(LAUGHTER)PLUS, THESE NOTES WERE SIGNED BY

THE PRESIDENT BUT MOREIMPORTANTLY THEY WERE SIGNED BY

BILL O'REILLY!

EVERYTHING THIS MAN TOUCHES ISHISTORIC.

AND THAT'S WHY TONIGHT I'MEXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'M

AUCTIONING MY HISTORIC BILLO'REILLY ARTIFACT.

YOU SEE, FOLKS, BACK IN 2007 ONAN HISTORIC NIGHT I APPEARED ON

"THE FACTOR" AND BILL CAME ON"THE REPORT." HISTORIANS CAN

DEBATE WHO CAME OUT ON TOP, BUTONLY ONE OF US CAME AWAY WITH

WITH THE OTHER'S MICROWAVEOVEN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT

--(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FOLKS, WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING ATHERE IS THE ACTUAL MICROWAVE

OVEN I STOLE FROM BILLO'REILLY'S GREEN ROOM.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)I HAD TO, FOLKS, BECAUSE THIS

CAROUSEL RIGHT HERE?

TECHNICALLY MAKES THIS A SPINZONE.

THAT'S AGAINST THE O'REILLYCONSTITUTION.

FOLKS, THIS IS THE MOSTHISTORICALLY IMPORTANT

JOURNALISTIC MICROWAVE SINCE1977'S DEFROST/NIXON.

(LAUGHTER)OF COURSE, I'M A GOOD GUY SO ALL

PROCEEDS OF THE MICROWAVE OVENWILL GO TO BENEFIT THE YELLOW

RIBBON FUND WHICH HELPS INJUREDSERVICE MEMBERS AND THEIR

FAMILIES.

I WAS GOING TO TAKE BILL'S CUEAND OPEN THE BIDDING AT

$10,000 BUT AFTER RESEARCH ONEBAY I FOUND MOST SIX-YEAR-OLD

MICROWAVES GO FOR ABOUT 40BUCKS.

(LAUGHTER)HOWEVER, THIS ONE WAS USED BY

BILL O'REILLY HIMSELF SO WE'LLSTART THE BIDDING AT $43.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)WHICH IS A BARGAIN!

WHICH IS A BARGAIN WHEN YOUCONSIDER THAT THE KEYPAD ON THIS

THING CONTAINS MORE WORDS THANBILL'S ENTIRE INTERVIEW NOTES.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)PLUS, THE MICROWAVE WILL BE

SIGNED BY ME AND BY BILLO'REILLY IF HE SIGNS IT.

(LAUGHTER)PLEASE SIGN IT, BILL, IT'S FOR

THE TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES.

OH, AND IF THE AUCTION IS TOORICH FOR YOUR BLOOD, FOR $10 YOU

CAN BUY A XEROXED COPY --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

-- OF AN ACTUAL IPHONE PICTUREOF THE MICROWAVE.

(LAUGHTER)EVERYONE OF THESE XEROXES IS

NUMBERED AND SIGNED-- BY YOU.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

I'M ALSO SELLING -- I'M SELLINGPENS.

THIS IS A PILOT PEN AND IT ISSTILL MOSTLY FULL.

(LAUGHTER)SO IF YOU'VE GOT AN

APPRECIATION FOR HISTORY AND/ORA HOT POCKET TO COOK, GET THOSE

BIDS IN TODAY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, THANKS SO MUCH,

FOLKS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S NOTLIKE WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE

AS A NATION OR AS A CONGRESSLOOKING AT OUR DEBT CEILING AND

I AM FURIOUS AT JOHN BOEHNER FORONCE AGAIN ROLLING OVER ON THE

DEBT CEILING AND HANDING THEDEMOCRATS A CLEAN CONTINUING

RESOLUTION -- FOLKS, I JUST WANTTO REMIND YOU THAT I WENT TO THE

WHITE HOUSE STATE DINNER LASTNIGHT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY?

I SAT NEXT TO THE FIRST LADY ANDMY B.F.F. MICHELLE WAS RADIANT

IN CAROLINA HERRERA, A VERY FULLSKY BLUE FLOOR LENGTH GOWN

GATHERED SIMPLY AT THE WAISTUNDER A BLACK LACE BODICE.

POW, POW, POW!

THAT IS WEAPONS GRADE,GIRLFRIEND!

THAT IS WEAPONS GRADE!

SEND IN THE PEACEKEEPING TROOPS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND THE FLORAL ARRANGEMENT.

IRISES AND BOUGAINVILLEA, UPSIDEDOWN HANGING GARDENS WHOSE

INDIVIDUAL ELEMENTS WEREDECONSTRUCTED IN THE TABLE

ARRANGEMENTS IN INDIVIDUAL LONGFLOWERED HAND BLOWN GLASS VASES,

TO SAY NOTHING OF THE GENEROUSBRANCHES OF CHERRY BLOSSOMS.

BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)BUT OF COURSE IT'S NOT A STATE

BOUQUET, IT'S A STATE BANQUET.

AND I'VE BEEN DYING TO EAT ATTHE WHITE HOUSE EVER SINCE I

BEGGED GEORGE BUSH TO INVITEME TO ONE OF HIS HOT DOG

LUNCHES.

(LAUGHTER)FOLKS, LAST NIGHT'S FOUR-COURSE

DINNER WAS-- AND I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M SAYING THIS-- BETTER THAN A

HOT DOG.

(LAUGHTER)I LOVED EVERY MORSEL.

I GOT THE MENU RIGHT HERE.

I LOVED EVERY MORSEL OF -- YOUKNOW WHAT?

TELL THEM WHAT WAS ON THE MENUAGAIN, SHEP.

>> AMERICAN CAVIAR.

FINGERLING POTATO, QUAIL EGGS,CRISP POTATOES.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

SECOND COURSE, THE WINTER GARDENSALAD.

IT'S IN QUOTES SO THAT MUST BE ATHING UNTO ITSELF.

LIKE THAT'S A MAIN THING THATDESCRIPTION BECAUSE IT'S IN

QUOTES.

THAT'S WHY IT'S IN QUOTES I'MASSUMING.

THEN MIXED RADISH, MERLOTLETTUCE.

THAT SOUNDS VERY GOOD.

MAIN COURSE, DRY AGED RIB EYEBEEF, JASPER HILL FARM BLUE

CHEESE, CHARRED SHALLOTS, OYSTERMUSHROOMS AND BRAISED CHARD.

AND THIS IS THE DESSERT MENU.

HAWAIIAN CHOCOLATE MALTEDGANACHE.

I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT, YOUKNOW, FROM HAWAII AND VANILLA

ICE CREAM AND TANGERINES.

TANGERINES ARE VERY GOOD RIGHTNOW.

>> Stephen: OH, YES, THEY WEREVERY GOOD LAST NIGHT!

THANK YOU, SHEP, FOR THATINSTALLMENT OF YOUR AWARD

WINNING SEGMENT "READING AMENU."

(LAUGHTER)NATION, NO ONE, NO ONE, NO ONE

ON TELEVISION IN THE NEWS HASMORE IN-DEPTH COVERAGE OF WHITE

HOUSE FOOD THAN SHEP SMITH.

WHY, YOU ASK?

THE ANSWER?

BECAUSE SHEP.

>> KITTY CAT, MEOW, A THOUSANDDOLLARS.

SNOOKI'S PREGNANT.

>> Stephen: FOLKS, LASTNIGHT-- LAST NIGHT WAS NOT HIS

ONLY DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION OFA WHITE HOUSE MENU.

HE HAD BEEN COVERING THEPRESIDENTIAL PANTRY FOR SOME

TIME NOW.

IN FACT, ON THE DAY OF THE STATEOF THE UNION HE WAS INVITED TO

THE WHITE HOUSE FOR LUNCH ANDWAS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE

COURAGE TO ASK THE TOUGHQUESTION "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH

THAT ROLL?">> THERE IS NO BETTER FOOD ON

PLANET EARTH THAN WHAT COMES OUTOF THAT WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN.

HERE IS THE MENU.

THEY HAD WINTER LETTUCES WITHSHAVED VEGETABLES.

THEY HAD HONEYED PECANS INTHERE.

THE OTHER THING THAT CAME WITHTHIS WAS A REGGIANO CRISP

AND IT TURNS OUT THAT'S LIKE ACRACKER WITH AIR HOLES IN IT AND

IT TAKES LIKE CHEESE.

MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WASBUT THE ENTREE WAS DRY AGED

PIEDMONTESE BEEF.

WHAT IS THAT?

IT'S FROM THE PIEDMONT REGION OFITALY.

THE CALVES ARE BORN FAWN INCOLOR.

IT COMES WITH A SHALLOT JOUS,LIKE AN AU JOUS.

I'M ASSUMING THAT'S AN AU JOUSTHAT SHALLOTS HAVE BEEN INFUSED

IN IT.

THERE WERE FOUR PIECES OFPIEDMONT EASE BEEF.

AND ROOT VEGETABLES.

WHAT KIND OF ROOT VEGETABLES DIDTHEY SERVE WITH THAT?

(LAUGHTER)>> UM --

>> LITTLE BITTY PEARL ONIONS ANDWHAT ELSE CAME WITH IT?

I WROTE IT DOWN.

>> RADISHES.

>> I WROTE IT DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)>> SQUASH, PEARL ONIONS AND

THESE TERRIFIC GREENS, I DON'TKNOW WHAT THEY WERE.

THIS IS WHAT THEY SERVED TODAY.

THIS IS LOUIE CHARDONNAY FROMNAPA, A 2012.

THERE'S SORBET ON THE SIDE SO ILOOKED OVER TO SEE WHAT DIANE

SAWYER WAS DOING AND SHEACTUALLY ATE HERS LATER BUT

PEOPLE WERE USING THEIR FORKS.

I USE MID-FORK AND WHEN I TRIEDTO CUT IT IT EXPLODED.

>> Stephen: GREAT REPORTING,SHEP, STAY ON THIS STORY AS IT

DIGESTS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A

SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS FILMMAKERWHOSE NEW FILM IS CALLED

"VISITORS."

LET'S HOPE IT HAS QUALITY KILLS.

PLEASE WELCOME GODFREY REGGIO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: THANKS FOR COMING

ON.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR FILMSFOR MANY YEARS, HAVEN'T SEEN ONE

IN A WHILE.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, YOUARE THE WRITER, DIRECTOR AND

PRODUCER WHOSE FIRST WAS"KOYAANISQATSI."

FOLLOWED BY "POWQATSI."

>> PERFECT.

>> Stephen: YOUR NEW FILM ISCALLED "VISITORS."

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

(LAUGHTER)BEFORE WE GET TO "VISITORS"

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR OUVREIF I MAY BE SO BOLD.

BEING THE FIRST LADY OF FRANCE--

(LAUGHTER).

YOUR FILMS OFTEN HAD LOTS OFQUICK CAMERA SHOTS, ACCELERATED

TIME LAPSE AND PHILLIP GLASS.

>> INDEED.

>> Stephen: FRIEND OF THESHOW.

OKAY, WHAT IS "VISITORS"?

IS IN THE THE SAME TRADITION?

>> IT'S IN THE SAME TRADITION INTHAT IT'S A SPEECHLESS

NARRATIVE.

BUT -->> Stephen: I'M SORRY, WHAT IS

THAT?

>> A SPEECHLESS NARRATIVE ISLIKE WATCHING A PAINTING.

PAINTINGS CAN SPEAK TO YOU IFYOU STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.

>> SO THE PAINTING CAN SPEAK TOYOU?

>> INDEED.

>> Stephen: LIKE IN HARRYPOTTER?

>> LET'S SHOW THE FIRST CLIPRIGHT HERE.

>> LET'S SHOW THE FIRST CLIPRIGHT HERE.

>> LET'S SHOW THE FIRST CLIPRIGHT HERE.

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY, ISHOULD HAVE SAID "SPOILER ALERT

-- GORILLA."

WAS THAT ACTUALLY A GORILLA?

>> THAT'S THE GORILLA IN THEBRONX ZOO.

>> HOW DID YOU GET IT SO STILL?

WHAT WAS YOUR BANANA BUDGET FORTHAT?

(LAUGHTER)HOW DID YOU GET IT SO STILL?

>> WELL, BECAUSE THE GORILLA ISSTILL AND OUR JOB WAS TO NOT SEE

A GORILLA IF WE HAD SHOT INAFRICA BECAUSE THEN THEY SPEND

$30 MILLION TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKEAFRICA.

WE TOOK THE BACKGROUND OUT OFTHE GORILLA AND PUT HER IN THE

BLACKGROUND AND NOW THEGORILLA'S LOOKING AT YOU.

>> Stephen: WELL, AND THEOTHER PART OF THE FILM, JIM,

JUST ROLL THIS PART.

DON'T PUT THE SOUND, I WANT TOTALK OVER IT FOR A SECOND.

THIS NEXT CLIP YOU'VE GOT HERE,NOW YOU'VE GOT SHOTS OF THESE

KIDS, THAT KID KIND OF LOOKSLIKE A GORILLA.

(LAUGHTER)LOOKING AT US.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: AND A LOT OF THEREST OF THE MOVIE, THERE'S NO

DIALOGUE BUT A LOT IS STILLNESS,STILL SHOTS OF PEOPLE.

IT'S FILM BUT IT'S FILMING OFSTILLNESS.

WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WE NEEDED-- WHY DID YOU NEED TO SHOW US

THINGS NOT HAPPENING TO A LARGEDEGREE?

(LAUGHTER)>> WELL, THERE'S A LOT HAPPENING

IN IT, ACTUALLY.

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE -- WHAT'SMISSING IN WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING

AT IS THE SCREEN THAT THEY'RELOOKING AT.

AND THEY'RE GAMING, BASICALLY.

>> Stephen: SO THAT'S THE FACEOF A KID PLAYING A VIDEO GAME?

>> YES, SO WHAT YOU SEE IS ALLOF THE EXPRESSIONS OF THEIR

FACES.

THIS IS HOW WE LOOK WHEN OLDERPEOPLE LIKE MYSELF WATCH

TELEVISION, WE DROOL.

(LAUGHTER)WHEN KIDS --

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME.

>> Stephen: DO YOU DROOL?

>> YES, INDEED.

>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 74.

>> Stephen: I'M 49.

WHEN DO I START DROOLING?

(LAUGHTER)WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

JOINING ME.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: GODFREY REGGIO.

THE FILM-- OR NOT FILM-- ISCALLED "VISITORS."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WELL, THAT'S ITFOR "THE REPORT," EVERYBODY.

AU REVOIR!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).