I Dated a Robot

  • Season 3, Ep 15
  • 02/01/2008

Fry falls in love with a Lucy Liu robot.

Are you just goingto stare vacantly at her

and not say anything?

( nervous giggle )

I find your slack-jawed starevery attractive...

( monotone ):Philip J. Fry.

Did you hear that?She likes me.

Well, duh. She'sprogrammed to like you.

But this is Lucy Liu--

perhaps the only goodactress of the 21st century.

She's more than justa piece of software.

Would you like to takea moment to register me?

Uh, not right now.

I'll remind you later,you hot stud you.

So, uh, what doyou feel like doing?

Would you like to takea moment to register me?

I said later.

And then whenI feel so stuffed

I can't eat anymore

I just usethe restroom

and then Ican eat more.

You should writea book, Fry.

People needto know about the...

( monotone ):can eat more.

Oh, Lucy.

You're just likeI always thought you'd be

from your movies.

My personality is mathematicallyderived from my movies

proportionally weightedby box office receipts.

♪ Ah, ah,I'm just a love machine ♪

♪ And I won't workfor nobody but you ♪

♪ I'm just a love machine ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ A huggin' kissin' fiend ♪

♪ I'm just a love machine ♪

♪ And I won't workfor nobody but you ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ I'm just a love machine ♪

♪ A huggin' kissin' fiend. ♪

You're cute.

You're cute.




Oh, dear.

She's stuck inan infinite loop

and he's an idiot.

Well, that'slove for you.

Humans datingrobots is sick.

You people wonder whyI'm still single?

It's because all thefine robot sistersare dating humans.

Bender, thisis Fry's decision.

And he made it wrong

so it's time forus to interferein his life.

Oh, and whileyou're there

pick me up a fewcredit card numbers.

( beep )

No way.

Kirk couldkick Picard's ass.

At least Picardhad the guts

to admit he was bald.


You takethat back.

Ooh, eBay.

Are there no further bids

for this exquisite galaxy?

Sold to the being ofinconceivable horror.

( evil laughter )

Will a money order be okay?


( evil laughter )

So where'sthe celebritydating place?

Let's search the web.

Over there.

Welcome to Nappster.

Let's see what celebritieswe've got in stock.

Can I interest youin Gwyneth Paltrow?


I read in Newsweek thatshe drinks human blood.

And, uh, howabout Cleopatra

who's beauty destroyedmighty empires?

I'd prefer someone fromthe era of shaved underarms.

Do you have anything with moreof a Lucy Liu feel to it?

Nothing like that.

Although, we dohave Lucy Liu.

( gasps )

Only woman to be named People magazine's

"Sexiest Womanof The Year" twice.

In 2003 and thenagain in 2063.

I'd like the 2003 model.

Wahoo.I found her.

What do I do now?

Download her.

Let's just put a blank robotin the drive.

( gasps )

It worked.

You're one sexy man...

( monotone ):Philip J. Fry.