Jon interviews members of a Christian sect whose defining belief is that Jesus Christ smoked a pipe. Additionally, Jon interviews a cult leader who has predicted Armageddon 17 times.
While Jon talks to a Broadway producer about his newest success, the van gets towed out of Times Square. Also, Jon and a friend hit the streets of New York City on a mission to dispel stereotypes.
Jon goes undercover to steal something from a store specializing in selling surveillance equipment. While reporting on another story, he runs over an old gypsy woman whose vengeful husband puts a curse on him.
Jon concocts a scheme to get out of work, but his lies spiral out of control, ultimately capturing the nation's headlines. He also introduces his new service, Jon Benjamin's 911, and makes an appearance on "Celebrity Parkour" with Andy Richter.
Jon visits the nation's suicide capitol and finds a familiar face under a bridge; the chief of police attempts to determine if the death was suicide or murder.